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Wednesday, October 1, 2025

2025 Scary Movie Challenge Day 1

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  1. Dracula (1931, dir. Tod Browning) with Steve Haberman's commentary

    Haberman's commentary mostly shit-talks Melford's Spanish version.

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  2. Hello. :-)

    HIM (2025, theater) for the first time.

    "Any Given Sunday": 70's Satanic Panic Edition.

    OR

    Texas team forfeits season. Entire nation thankful.

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    1. What did you think of HIM? The previews intrigued me enough, but it got such bad reviews on release that I skipped it in favor of other stuff over the past couple weeks. I haven't heard anything about it from "the people."

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    2. I went in blind (no trailers, no idea that it was a Jordan Peele production, etc.) and for 75% thought it was a fun-but-predictable toxic masculinity/fandom sports drama. Then the final 20 mins. happen and wow, hardcore horror true colors revealed. 😱😨🥳 A 2nd viewing knowing what's coming should be fun to spot the hiding-in-plain-sight tea leaves. Wish Peele had directed so it could have been more subtle, but "Him" is well-made Hollywood 'it's fine' mainstream horror with timely social commentary about sports 'braugh' culture. 😎👍

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    3. Thanks for your take on it. Sounds like enough of an endorsement that it's worth a watch, so I'll give it a shot sometime (hopefully in its remaining theatrical run, or just at home when it hits streaming)!

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  3. For the first time in the 15 years l've participated in Scary Movie Month, l have a TWO-PART SEVEN-WORD REVIEW. You need to read part 1 first followed by part 2. I tried to condense both into a single seven-word review but couldn't make it work. Thanks for understanding. :-P

    Joel Schumacher's FLATLINERS (1990, ARROW BLU-RAY}.

    Part 1: When they died their corpses defecated, right?
    Part 2: No wonder they never flatlined Oliver Platt.

    OR

    Keifer kills kid. Gets off easy... again!

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  4. Black Water (2007, dir. Andrew Traucki & David Nerlich)

    When's Mark Ruffalo going to show up!?

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  5. DRACULA (1931)
    Martin is the movie’s unsung hero, right?

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  6. Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
    “It’s astounding… Time is fleeting…
    Madness… “ Damnit!

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    1. I really should get around to watching this. I've always been turned off by the thought of people dancing in the aisles, yelling at the screen and throwing popcorn (and bread?) at each other. It plays nearly every weekend at an indie theatre near me. It's probably a good bit of fun. I mean, it has Tim Curry in it. I think I'll watch it at home though.

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    2. 4K comes out next week. Podcast to follow!

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  7. Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948) Still the champion… and now in 4K!

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  8. Amityville 2: The Possession
    I’m stuck in the Amityville Couch, stepbro.

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  9. Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
    Free digital code that might've expired: UH592JBN0KCLZZ98

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  10. The Black Room (1935)
    A Bromley/Pure Cinema/New Bev rec

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  11. 28 Days Later (2002)
    Day of the Dead meets killer Cillian.

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  12. Weapons(2025) :
    My therapist will hear about Aunt Gladys

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  13. Body Melt, 1993

    Symptoms include - snap crackle pop and spoolsh

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  14. NIGHT TIDE (1961)

    Nicest Dennis Hopper's been in a film?
    or
    Focus on the suggestion, not the payoff.

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  15. Squeal (2021)
    "Men are pigs": not insult, Latvian metaphor.

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  16. WOLF MAN (2025, Dir. Leigh Whannell)

    Marnie would definitely still fuck this guy.

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  17. The Hitcher (1986)
    Halsey learns Jack's ambitions as a Ryder.

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  18. MURDERS IN THE RUE MORGUE (1932)
    Alternate universe where everyone smokes a pipe.

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  19. Who Can Kill a Child (1976)
    I could! I could kill them all!

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  20. Nightmare Weekend (1986) (W/ FTM commentary)
    Brush with pinballs to prevent gum disease

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  21. The Walking Dead (1936)

    Wake up babe, Karloff's being undead again.

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  22. Dr. Giggles (1992, dir. Manny Coto)

    Oh so that's why he's called Giggles

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  23. Dracula (1931)

    No wonder Van Helsing keeps putting off bifocals.

    (“Van Helsing” one word, right?)

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  24. NIGHTMARE WEEKEND (1986) (with F This Movie commentary!)

    George has heart shaped lips. That’s something.

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  26. The Raven (1935)

    Neurosurgeon buys Zillow Gone Wild Poe house.

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  27. Cure (1997)

    Kiyoshi Kurasawa is a big "Who" fan.

    Or

    If "Se7en" was more of a downer.

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  28. I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House (2016, dir. Osgood Perkins)

    I'm the Pretty Thing That Watches Horror.

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  29. Jimmy & Stiggs (2025)

    ET Phone Hom...icidal Aliens Vs Stoners Splatterfest

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    1. (alt option..

      Begos NEVER getting apartment security deposit back. )

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  30. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

    Supposed to be lighter, somehow more unsettling.

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  31. NOSFERATU (2024)

    Better bloodsucking ghoul than our current administration.

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  32. The Creature Walks Among Us (1956)

    Swole Everglades Gill-man moves to woke California.

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  33. Clown in a Cornfield (2025)

    Terrifying clown mascot? That's just good marketing.

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  34. THE SHINING (1980)
    “Write seven word reviews with us, Danny.”

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  35. Shiver (1975)
    Come in the pool, the water's fine

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  36. Night of the Living Dead Uncensored Cut (1990, dir. Tom Savini)

    Scariest part? Price of 4K on eBay...

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    1. Scream! Factory = the new Anchor Bay. 😢😓

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  37. Dracula Todd Browning 1931

    Mist, the ultimate interior design must have

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  38. 13 Ghosts (1960)
    A fun way to start the month.

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  39. THE MENU (2022)

    Sometimes all you need is a cheeseburger.

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  40. ALMOST HUMAN (2013) dir. Joe Begos

    VFW and Christmas Bloody Christmas are good.

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  41. 28 Years Later (2025)
    Learned outstanding zombie killing skills watching Teletubbies?

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  42. THE THING (1982)
    Fat Boys: "Are you ready for McReady?"

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  43. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Alright, I’ll admit it…Franklin deserved it.

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  44. Weapons (2025)

    Prescription: window smashing children chasing wicked witches.

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  45. Wolfen (1981)

    LOVED watching Albert Finney bury his bone.

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  46. From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money (1999)

    The porno they watched had more plot.

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  47. I know what you did last summer (2025)

    Truly iconic…plot twist sponsored by dumpster fires.

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  48. READY OR NOT (2019)
    In horror movies, always avoid the dumbwaiter.

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  49. Halloween (2018)
    Halloween Kills (2021)
    Halloween Ends (2022)

    The kids are most definitely not alright.

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  50. In the Mouth of Madness (1994)

    Starring Sam Neill as Cokehead Cary Grant

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  51. John Carpenter's The Fog (1980)

    Mrs. Williams, town mom nobody asked for.

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  52. Hellraiser (1987)

    If Frank lived to see internet porn...

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  53. Jason X (2001)

    Ship fragrance notes: Axe, Pibb Xtra, semen.

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  54. C.H.U.D. (1984)

    So? I've seen acronyms for worse monsters.

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  55. Kill List (2011)

    Can’t Hear Without My Subtitles: The Movie

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  56. Fright Night (1985)

    Grocers lament drop in red apple sales

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  57. Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994)

    But did Del Toro have De Niro?

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  58. The Omen (1976, dir. Richard Donner)

    Seems like a sweet kid to me.

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  59. The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
    Running from zombies with no pants? Scary!

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  60. Night of the Living Dead (1990)

    No, Barbara coming to get you, motherfucker

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  61. The Invisible Man Returns (1940)

    Slight sight night fight site might fright

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