Ice Cube in WAR OF THE WORLDS (2025, AMAZON PRIME) for the first time.'N.W.A.' now stands for 'Not Without Amazon.'ORCube's microphone has an intrusive, annoying ECHO(™).
HARD ROCK NIGHTMARE (1988, TUBI) for the first time.Werepires? Vamwolves? Who cares, heads will fly.ORMore screen time commuting than singing/slashing.
XTRO (1982, YOUTUBE).Peaks early with nightmare fuel 'birthing' sequence.ORAliens' warped interpretation of term 'oral fixation.'
Final Destination Bloodlines (2025)Hiding from death in horrifying death cabin
Together (2025)Society deserves better than film lacking Substance
Primal Rage (1988)Elevator pitch: ‘The Crazies’ meets ‘Boo Monkey’
The Thing (1982)Just the god-damnedest thing you ever saw.
Ticks (1993)Fatigue? Headache? ‘Ticks’ gave me Lyme Disease
The Parenting (2025)Dir. Craig JohnsonMore of Brian Cox's ass than advertised.
House (1985)Forced babysitting job's scarier than any ghost.
Shaun of the Dead (2004)Movie's an IMDB trivia goon's wet dream.
DEATH OF A UNICORN (2025) Killer unicorn action interrupted by financial negotiations.
The Devil Rides Out (1968)Hammer, England, Satan worship, Christopher Lee disapproves.
To the Devil a Daughter (1976)Hammer, England, Satan worship, Christopher Lee approves.
Misery (1990)Never trust a person who says "cockadoodie"
The Surfer (2024)OF COURSE Cage bonded with rat prop.
The Lighthouse (2019, dir. Robert Eggers)Boys, this tension's unbearable. Just kiss already!
Shrunken HeadsI have many questions about Meg Foster.
Fun Size(2012 Dir Josh Shwartz)So entertaining even Chelsea Handler is likable
PresenceMom liked her son way too much.
Lake Placid (1999)Announcer: Do you believe in crocodiles? Yes!
28 Years Later (2025)Rage epidemic not depressing enough?.....Family dysfunction!
The Mummy's Tomb (1942, dir. Harold Young)Mummy 19: This Time It's Really Personal
CHILDREN OF THE CORN III: URBAN HARVEST (1995)Wait a second. Was that Charlize Theron??
The Monster Squad (1987)How is this not your favorite movie?!?!
8MM (1999)Se7en by way of Law & Order
The Thing (1982)Never leave home without your trusty flamethrower.
Leviathan Meg Foster looks naked without her pompadour.
Three...Extremes (2004)Didn't pass out from Dumplings this time!
The Thing(1982 dir John Carpenter)Classic parable on dangers of sharing bottles
The Mummy (1932)This one keeps growing in my estimation.orKarloff representing all the prejudices - Eastern, Western…
The Conjuring (2013)The Warrens, the world's first paranormal influencers.OR"Here, mommy, it's a shoehorned subplot necklace."
An American Werewolf in London (1981)Piccadilly mayhem could've used Benny Hill music.
HOUSEBOUND (2014) dir. Gerald Johnstone Feels like a Too Many Cooks spinoff.
The Final Destination (2009)Shitty characters makes death scenes more fun.
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996, dir. Robert Rodriguez)I'll take death-by-Hayek any day.
The Long Walk (2025, dir. Francis Lawrence)Forget walking, I couldn't socialize that long.
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Hellraiser (1987) The Cenobites put the “C” in sadomasochism.
30 Days of Night (2007)Things have gotten bleak in Mystery, Alaska.
The Invisible Man (1933)Invisible Nudity!Raging Blizzards!Unparalleled Shrinky Dink!
Body Bags (1993)Carpenter and Hooper can't save Temu Crypt.
Hellbound: Hellraiser III’ve seen four of these and yeah…
EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC (1977) Disco lights. Locusts. This movie's got everything!
Seconded!
Army of the Dead (2021)Buzzsaw seems wildly impractical for zombie killing.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)Do you guys remember where we parked?
The Shining (1980, dir. Stanley Kubrick)Stewart Ullman gonna be looking for work
The Monster (1925)Ryan Seacrest better be around here somewheres.
The Black Cat (1934)Karloff’s house built on Whoville’s war-torn ruins.
Clearcut (1991)I wasn’t going to use that pinky.
FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES (2025) Space Needle wouldn't allow location filming, huh?
Late Night With the Devil (2023)Paranormal skeptic attempts "World's Largest Pants" record.
The Conjuring: Last Rites (2025) Moody atmosphere replaced with unlit blurry vignette
The New York Ripper (1982)The city was fun before Rudy Giuliani
Häxan (1922)Perfect time for legacy sequel debunking hysteria
I Was a Teenage Werewolf (1957)Hold up, when do they play basketball?
The Scarlet Claw (1944)How many watts on that bright shirt?
Review count for day 13: 56Review total after day 13: 710
Ice Cube in WAR OF THE WORLDS (2025, AMAZON PRIME) for the first time.
ReplyDelete'N.W.A.' now stands for 'Not Without Amazon.'
OR
Cube's microphone has an intrusive, annoying ECHO(™).
HARD ROCK NIGHTMARE (1988, TUBI) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteWerepires? Vamwolves? Who cares, heads will fly.
OR
More screen time commuting than singing/slashing.
XTRO (1982, YOUTUBE).
ReplyDeletePeaks early with nightmare fuel 'birthing' sequence.
OR
Aliens' warped interpretation of term 'oral fixation.'
Final Destination Bloodlines (2025)
ReplyDeleteHiding from death in horrifying death cabin
Together (2025)
ReplyDeleteSociety deserves better than film lacking Substance
Primal Rage (1988)
ReplyDeleteElevator pitch: ‘The Crazies’ meets ‘Boo Monkey’
The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteJust the god-damnedest thing you ever saw.
Ticks (1993)
ReplyDeleteFatigue? Headache? ‘Ticks’ gave me Lyme Disease
The Parenting (2025)
ReplyDeleteDir. Craig Johnson
More of Brian Cox's ass than advertised.
House (1985)
ReplyDeleteForced babysitting job's scarier than any ghost.
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
ReplyDeleteMovie's an IMDB trivia goon's wet dream.
DEATH OF A UNICORN (2025)
ReplyDeleteKiller unicorn action interrupted by financial negotiations.
The Devil Rides Out (1968)
ReplyDeleteHammer, England, Satan worship, Christopher Lee disapproves.
To the Devil a Daughter (1976)
ReplyDeleteHammer, England, Satan worship, Christopher Lee approves.
Misery (1990)
ReplyDeleteNever trust a person who says "cockadoodie"
The Surfer (2024)
ReplyDeleteOF COURSE Cage bonded with rat prop.
The Lighthouse (2019, dir. Robert Eggers)
ReplyDeleteBoys, this tension's unbearable. Just kiss already!
Shrunken Heads
ReplyDeleteI have many questions about Meg Foster.
Fun Size(2012 Dir Josh Shwartz)
ReplyDeleteSo entertaining even Chelsea Handler is likable
Presence
ReplyDeleteMom liked her son way too much.
Lake Placid (1999)
ReplyDeleteAnnouncer: Do you believe in crocodiles? Yes!
28 Years Later (2025)
ReplyDeleteRage epidemic not depressing enough?.....Family dysfunction!
The Mummy's Tomb (1942, dir. Harold Young)
ReplyDeleteMummy 19: This Time It's Really Personal
CHILDREN OF THE CORN III: URBAN HARVEST (1995)
ReplyDeleteWait a second. Was that Charlize Theron??
The Monster Squad (1987)
ReplyDeleteHow is this not your favorite movie?!?!
8MM (1999)
ReplyDeleteSe7en by way of Law & Order
The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteNever leave home without your trusty flamethrower.
Leviathan
ReplyDeleteMeg Foster looks naked without her pompadour.
Three...Extremes (2004)
ReplyDeleteDidn't pass out from Dumplings this time!
The Thing(1982 dir John Carpenter)
ReplyDeleteClassic parable on dangers of sharing bottles
The Mummy (1932)
ReplyDeleteThis one keeps growing in my estimation.
or
Karloff representing all the prejudices - Eastern, Western…
The Conjuring (2013)
ReplyDeleteThe Warrens, the world's first paranormal influencers.
OR
"Here, mommy, it's a shoehorned subplot necklace."
An American Werewolf in London (1981)
ReplyDeletePiccadilly mayhem could've used Benny Hill music.
HOUSEBOUND (2014) dir. Gerald Johnstone
ReplyDeleteFeels like a Too Many Cooks spinoff.
The Final Destination (2009)
ReplyDeleteShitty characters makes death scenes more fun.
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996, dir. Robert Rodriguez)
ReplyDeleteI'll take death-by-Hayek any day.
The Long Walk (2025, dir. Francis Lawrence)
ReplyDeleteForget walking, I couldn't socialize that long.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteHellraiser (1987)
ReplyDeleteThe Cenobites put the “C” in sadomasochism.
30 Days of Night (2007)
ReplyDeleteThings have gotten bleak in Mystery, Alaska.
The Invisible Man (1933)
ReplyDeleteInvisible Nudity!
Raging Blizzards!
Unparalleled Shrinky Dink!
Body Bags (1993)
ReplyDeleteCarpenter and Hooper can't save Temu Crypt.
Hellbound: Hellraiser II
ReplyDeleteI’ve seen four of these and yeah…
EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC (1977)
ReplyDeleteDisco lights. Locusts. This movie's got everything!
Seconded!
DeleteArmy of the Dead (2021)
ReplyDeleteBuzzsaw seems wildly impractical for zombie killing.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
ReplyDeleteDo you guys remember where we parked?
The Shining (1980, dir. Stanley Kubrick)
ReplyDeleteStewart Ullman gonna be looking for work
The Monster (1925)
ReplyDeleteRyan Seacrest better be around here somewheres.
The Black Cat (1934)
ReplyDeleteKarloff’s house built on Whoville’s war-torn ruins.
Clearcut (1991)
ReplyDeleteI wasn’t going to use that pinky.
FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES (2025)
ReplyDeleteSpace Needle wouldn't allow location filming, huh?
Late Night With the Devil (2023)
ReplyDeleteParanormal skeptic attempts "World's Largest Pants" record.
The Conjuring: Last Rites (2025)
ReplyDeleteMoody atmosphere replaced with unlit blurry vignette
The New York Ripper (1982)
ReplyDeleteThe city was fun before Rudy Giuliani
Häxan (1922)
ReplyDeletePerfect time for legacy sequel debunking hysteria
I Was a Teenage Werewolf (1957)
ReplyDeleteHold up, when do they play basketball?
The Scarlet Claw (1944)
ReplyDeleteHow many watts on that bright shirt?
Review count for day 13: 56
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 13: 710