'ANTICHRIST ORIGIN STORY' DOUBLE FEATURE:Dan 'Grizzly Adams' Haggerty in ELVES (1989, YOUTUBE) for the first time.Familial i-n-c-e-s-t? Nazism? Christmas r-a-p-e? PG-13? "Must-see!"ORAre all Haggerty movies this batshit/insane?
David Warner and Gregory Peck in Richard Donner's THE OMEN (1976, BLU-RAY)."You lie, Damien! THERE ARE FOUR SEQUELS!"OR"To Kill A Mockingbird" sequel went weird.
Christian Nyby/Howard Hawks' THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD (1951, ROKU CHANNEL)Enhaces/complements/surpasses/elevates excellent '82 remake. ORMake your own damn coffee, men! #EpicBechdelTestFailure
VHS HalloweenRips off my favourite video from bigmommymilkers.com!
The Raven (1935)Couple didn't even try not getting squished
Happy Birthday to Me (1981)Where's Mothman when you need him most?
Tigers Are Not Afraid (2017)Need to kill him? Chalk it up
Man Behind the Sun (1988)No puns when talking about war crimes
Repulsion (1965)Still cleaner than my college dorm room
Village of the Damned (1995)These snooty lil cuties went all kalbooey
The Body Snatcher (1945)Never get drunk while blackmailing someone scary
The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)Just got nailed, it wasn't a ball
The Kiss (1988)Patton Oswalt saw this and said, "Her."
Evil Dead Rises (2023)So Necronomicon not best book on parenting.
Place of Bones (2023)It's horror thanks to buzzer-beating twist
Day of the Dead (1985)Steel's bad, racist, and a bad racist
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931)Hide Hyde inside. Lied confide defied died
The Innocents (1961)Uncle was right to say fuck that
Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1970)Alternative title: Let's Bore Aaron to tears
Night of the Demon (1957)Dana Andrews never even had any prunes
Yes, but it does rhyme with "runes."
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 3 (1982) Jason's famous love of hockey is suspect.
The Autopsy of Jane DoeCox and Merkin...in the same scene?!?
NECROPOLIS (1987) If Bob Fosse directed a horror movie.
THE MONSTER OF PIEDRAS BLANCAS (1959)Monster did not like the customer service
The Long WalkI would’ve pledged allegiance for Judy Greer.
SHE DEMONS (1958)Nazis, native girls... this has it all.
MANIAC COP (1988) dir. William LustigThe Keystone Cops are more capable cops.
The Last House on the Left (2009)Scariest part? Microwave running with door open.
The Cabin in the Woods (2011)Characters from Scooby Doo minus the dog.
In the Mouth of Madness (1995)Want sequels about other orifices of Madness.
As Above, So Below (2014)Was this not a National Treasure sequel?
PET SEMATARY (1989) Does the cat die? Uh... that depends.
IT FOLLOWS (2014) It enjoys long walks on the beach.
An American Werewolf in Paris(1997 Dir Anthony Waller) Who knew? French werewolves are douchebags too
Deadly Friend (1986)That damn basketball scene never gets old.
Poltergeist(1982 Dir Tobe Hooper)Freelings. The most lovable family in horror
George A. Romero's Day of the Dead (1985)And the Bubs shall inherit the Earth.
Host (2020), The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) & Slumber Party Massacre 2 (1987)A better 3 hour watch than Oppenheimer.
THE DESCENT (2005) Survival gear: rope, medkit, flashlight, mood lighting.
Stuart Gordon's From Beyond (1986)"My pineal's a grower, not a shower."
Last Night in Soho (2021)Girl rents an apartment, makes a dress.
The Wolf Man (1941)It isn't a wolf... it's a werewolf!
Stir of Echoes (1999)It shines and it sees dead people.
SHAUN OF THE DEAD A 99 minute defense of Second Coming.
The Walking Dead (1935)Great entry in Warner’s horror/gangster sub-genre.
Review count for day 22: 45Review total after day 22: 1133
'ANTICHRIST ORIGIN STORY' DOUBLE FEATURE:
ReplyDeleteDan 'Grizzly Adams' Haggerty in ELVES (1989, YOUTUBE) for the first time.
Familial i-n-c-e-s-t? Nazism? Christmas r-a-p-e? PG-13? "Must-see!"
OR
Are all Haggerty movies this batshit/insane?
David Warner and Gregory Peck in Richard Donner's THE OMEN (1976, BLU-RAY).
ReplyDelete"You lie, Damien! THERE ARE FOUR SEQUELS!"
OR
"To Kill A Mockingbird" sequel went weird.
Christian Nyby/Howard Hawks' THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD (1951, ROKU CHANNEL)
ReplyDeleteEnhaces/complements/surpasses/elevates excellent '82 remake.
OR
Make your own damn coffee, men! #EpicBechdelTestFailure
VHS Halloween
ReplyDeleteRips off my favourite video from bigmommymilkers.com!
The Raven (1935)
ReplyDeleteCouple didn't even try not getting squished
Happy Birthday to Me (1981)
ReplyDeleteWhere's Mothman when you need him most?
Tigers Are Not Afraid (2017)
ReplyDeleteNeed to kill him? Chalk it up
Man Behind the Sun (1988)
ReplyDeleteNo puns when talking about war crimes
Repulsion (1965)
ReplyDeleteStill cleaner than my college dorm room
Village of the Damned (1995)
ReplyDeleteThese snooty lil cuties went all kalbooey
The Body Snatcher (1945)
ReplyDeleteNever get drunk while blackmailing someone scary
The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)
ReplyDeleteJust got nailed, it wasn't a ball
The Kiss (1988)
ReplyDeletePatton Oswalt saw this and said, "Her."
Evil Dead Rises (2023)
ReplyDeleteSo Necronomicon not best book on parenting.
Place of Bones (2023)
ReplyDeleteIt's horror thanks to buzzer-beating twist
Day of the Dead (1985)
ReplyDeleteSteel's bad, racist, and a bad racist
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931)
ReplyDeleteHide Hyde inside. Lied confide defied died
The Innocents (1961)
ReplyDeleteUncle was right to say fuck that
Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1970)
ReplyDeleteAlternative title: Let's Bore Aaron to tears
Night of the Demon (1957)
ReplyDeleteDana Andrews never even had any prunes
Yes, but it does rhyme with "runes."
DeleteFRIDAY THE 13TH PART 3 (1982)
ReplyDeleteJason's famous love of hockey is suspect.
The Autopsy of Jane Doe
ReplyDeleteCox and Merkin...in the same scene?!?
NECROPOLIS (1987)
ReplyDeleteIf Bob Fosse directed a horror movie.
THE MONSTER OF PIEDRAS BLANCAS (1959)
ReplyDeleteMonster did not like the customer service
The Long Walk
ReplyDeleteI would’ve pledged allegiance for Judy Greer.
SHE DEMONS (1958)
ReplyDeleteNazis, native girls... this has it all.
MANIAC COP (1988) dir. William Lustig
ReplyDeleteThe Keystone Cops are more capable cops.
The Last House on the Left (2009)
ReplyDeleteScariest part? Microwave running with door open.
The Cabin in the Woods (2011)
ReplyDeleteCharacters from Scooby Doo minus the dog.
In the Mouth of Madness (1995)
ReplyDeleteWant sequels about other orifices of Madness.
As Above, So Below (2014)
ReplyDeleteWas this not a National Treasure sequel?
PET SEMATARY (1989)
ReplyDeleteDoes the cat die? Uh... that depends.
IT FOLLOWS (2014)
ReplyDeleteIt enjoys long walks on the beach.
An American Werewolf in Paris(1997 Dir Anthony Waller)
ReplyDeleteWho knew? French werewolves are douchebags too
Deadly Friend (1986)
ReplyDeleteThat damn basketball scene never gets old.
Poltergeist(1982 Dir Tobe Hooper)
ReplyDeleteFreelings. The most lovable family in horror
George A. Romero's Day of the Dead (1985)
ReplyDeleteAnd the Bubs shall inherit the Earth.
Host (2020), The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) & Slumber Party Massacre 2 (1987)
ReplyDeleteA better 3 hour watch than Oppenheimer.
THE DESCENT (2005)
ReplyDeleteSurvival gear: rope, medkit, flashlight, mood lighting.
Stuart Gordon's From Beyond (1986)
ReplyDelete"My pineal's a grower, not a shower."
Last Night in Soho (2021)
ReplyDeleteGirl rents an apartment, makes a dress.
The Wolf Man (1941)
ReplyDeleteIt isn't a wolf... it's a werewolf!
Stir of Echoes (1999)
ReplyDeleteIt shines and it sees dead people.
SHAUN OF THE DEAD
ReplyDeleteA 99 minute defense of Second Coming.
The Walking Dead (1935)
ReplyDeleteGreat entry in Warner’s horror/gangster sub-genre.
Review count for day 22: 45
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 22: 1133