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Thursday, October 30, 2025

2025 Scary Movie Challenge Day 30

35 comments:

  1. Tina Romero's (George A.'s daughter) QUEENS OF THE DEAD (2025, THEATER) for the first time.

    LGBQT Brooklyn survivors desperately avoid Queens [borough].

    OR

    Same orchard... apple falls far from tree.

    OR

    'They all dress fabulously. And they bite.'

    OR

    Robin Williams' offspring better filmmaker than Romero's?

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  2. Roddy Piper in PRO WRESTLERS VS. ZOMBIES (2014, PLEX) for the first time. A Troma Release.

    Piper: 'No bubblegum (or ass-kicking testosterone) left.'

    OR

    Retired wrestlers casting budget dwarfs nighttime lighting's.

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  3. Nathan Fillion, Jenna Fisher and Michael Rooker in James Gunn's SLITHER (2006, HD-DVD).

    Someway, somehow Gregg Henry out-Mal Reynolds Mal!

    OR

    'No disrespect, Brenda, but hit that gym!'

    OR

    Pam's boo's "Quiet" franchise seeking Rooker custody.

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  4. Fred Dekker's THE MONSTER SQUAD (1987, BLU-RAY).

    --'Wolfman's got nards!'
    --'Burger King's got Pepsi!'


    OR

    Cruelest monster: planned obsolescence disc rot. 😭
    [ask Mac McEntire, he knows. 😢]

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  5. Student Bodies (1981)

    Forgotten 80s parody. Childhood vhs rewatch favorite.

    Only MCU movie released. (Malvert Cinematic Universe)

    Like Scary Movie......but actually funny! good!

    Sly infomercial from Big Horsehead Bookend Industry

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  6. Body Parts (1991)

    Surgeon's surgery consent strategy felt like phishing

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  7. Golem (1979, dir. Piotr Szulkin)

    Something something Polish surrealism. Something something Kafkaesque.

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    1. I tried to watch this one a few months ago, Mikko. I got an hour into it before giving up.

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    2. There's stuff I appreciated in it, but you probably need a degree in Polish history to understand the symbolism. I'm still determined to check out more Szulkin, but so far I like Andrzej Żuławski's stuff more (I watched The Third Part of the Nigth and Devil a while back and they grabbed me a lot more).

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  8. Appendage (2023. Dir. Anna Zlokovic)

    Anxiety presenting as Ghoulies-like parasites makes sense.

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  9. The Blob (1958)

    That McQueen kid has a bright future.

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  10. EVIL TOONS (1992)

    A piece of schlock, SMM or Junesploitation

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  11. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)

    I don't care, pizza still looked good.

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  12. HALLOWEEN 3: SEASON OF THE WITCH (1982)

    Take a drink every time Atkins... drinks.

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  13. The Cat and the Canary (1927-- now in 4K!)

    108 minute creepfest-- beware the HAIRY HAND!

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  14. The Invisible Man (1933)

    Crazy naked guy wanders around causing trouble.

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  15. The Exorcist III (1990)

    Father Morning casts out Blatty's original ending.

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  16. The Last House on the Left (1972)

    Clueless criminals somehow out-bumbled by clueless cops.

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  17. Children of the Corn (2020)

    Imagine if Groot was made of corn.

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  18. Doctor Sleep (2019)

    Only complaint: should be an hour longer.

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  19. Terrifier (2016)

    Make prequel of Art's clown college daze.

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  20. Trick ‘r Treat (2007)

    I just want everyone to be nice.

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  21. FREDDY VS. JASON (2003)

    Marketing dept. should've produced real life Hypnocil.

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  22. Strangers Prey at Night (2019 Dir Johanus Roberts)

    Great Movie, cinematography and Soundtrack. Ending needed work

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  23. #ScaryMovieMonth Day 30: Vampire Thursdays
    FRIGHT NIGHT (1985) dir. Tom Holland

    Nothing distracts teen from: “Charlie I’m ready.”

    Or

    Sarandon so charming, I’m rooting for vampires.

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  24. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931)

    "JEE-kyll? Alright...From now on, I'm EYE-gor."

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  25. THE CROW (1994)

    Wanted more Ernie Hudson talking about hotdogs.

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  26. SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES (1983)

    Magical carnivals bring more terror than joy
    or
    Heaven for anyone with a leaves fetish

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  27. THE MIDNIGHT HOUR (1985)

    Halloween party gets way out of control

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  28. Poltergeist III (1988. Dir. Gary Sherman)

    Worst ghost voice and closing credits song?

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  29. GROW UP, TONY PHILLIPS (2013)
    dir. Emily Hagins

    If I could live inside one filmography…

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  30. Review count for day 30: 29
    Review total after day 30: 1502

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