Seconded. I don't know how all you F-Heads are so clever and funny, but it was a blast reading everyone's reviews. The overall quality was the best ever!
Midnight is an hour away here, so that's it for me. Thank you to everyone for another great Scary Movie Month, Happy Halloween, and the final count will be posted at some point tomorrow.
And for my 98th and final 7-word review of SMM 2025, what else? A 1970's animals attacking humans made-for-TV movie. 😁
ANTS! IT HAPPENED AT LAKEWOOD MANOR (1977, KINO LORBER DVD).
Poisonous colony diminishes old hotel's market value.
OR
Bernie Casey AND Brian Dennehy? Hell yeah.
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Filled with throwaway tension, romance, non-threatening action.
I concur with the sentiment that, while posts/review numbers are down this year, the quality of the seven-word reviews stood out more than usual. I'll take fewer better wtitten reviews than record-setting numerous ones that go through the motions. See you in early 2026 for the online/social media film festival, you filthy maggots! 👋😀
AMC INTERNATIONAL HORROR DOUBLE FEATURE, 2 MOVIES FOR ONE TICKET PRICE:
ReplyDeleteVINCENT MUST DIE (FRANCE, 2023) for the first time. Dubbed in English.
Broken sceptic tank brawl delivers. 🤢🤮
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Reenactment of what being Bob Gunton's like.
Rosamund Pyke and Matthew Rhys in HALLOW ROAD (IRELAND, 2025) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteTom Hardy's "Locke" for anxious, disapproving parents.
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"Twilight Zone" denouement enhanced by cool accents.
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ReplyDeleteTHE CABIN IN THE WOODS (2012, PEACOCK).
DeleteHow Bradley Whitford never liberated his cabinets.
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'Japan' segment should get full movie treatment.
Last day of SMM '25, gang. More reviews later today, after work. 😉😃
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ReplyDeleteShadow of a Doubt (1943, dir. Alfred Hitchcock)
ReplyDeleteLike cozying in a comfortable Cotten blanket.
HALLOWEEN (1978)
ReplyDeleteKnitting needles should’ve come back in sequels.
Lonesone Ghosts (1937, dir. Burt Gillett)
ReplyDeleteF Donald, marry Goofy, definitely kill Mickey.
Bride of the Gorilla (1951, dir. Curt Siodmak)
Third best Bride of on my shelf.
Hotel Transylvania (2012)
ReplyDeleteThe spookiest part is that wolf animation.
HELLRAISER (1987)
ReplyDelete"Uncle Frank" maybe not the scariest name.
Hell of a Summer (2025)
ReplyDeleteAs filmmaker debuts, ive seen stranger things.
To All Who Participated This Month: WOOT! WELL DONE! Yall are creative, funny, and super dedicated to the wonderful genre that is Horror!!!!!
DeleteSeconded. I don't know how all you F-Heads are so clever and funny, but it was a blast reading everyone's reviews. The overall quality was the best ever!
DeleteFrankenstein Unbound (1990)
ReplyDeleteEven his eyeballs have been stitched together.
Sound of Violence (2021, dir. Alex Noyer)
ReplyDeleteI really like the beats and shouting.
Vampire's Kiss (1988)
ReplyDeleteA! B! C! D! E! F! G!
🤣🤓
DeletePopcorn
ReplyDeleteAre you guys having a horrorthon today?
Peeping Tom (1960, dir. Michael Powell)
ReplyDeleteGlad George McFly never went this far.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988, dir. Dwight H. Little) with Patrick's commentary
ReplyDeleteMy favorite Halloween sequel (except for III).
Wizard of Oz (1939)
ReplyDeleteMonkeys didn’t scare kid. Ready for Shakma?
Frankenstein (1931)
ReplyDeleteLittle girl shouldn’t have picked those flowers.
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
ReplyDeleteJack and Sally’s story threads the needle.
A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child (1989)
ReplyDeleteWhat teen pregnancy needs least: Freddy Krueger.
Sinners (2025)
ReplyDeleteThe third act could have more bite.
The Cabin in the Woods (2011, dir. Drew Goddard)
ReplyDeleteSoviet Economic Structures is a good book.
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Midnight is an hour away here, so that's it for me. Thank you to everyone for another great Scary Movie Month, Happy Halloween, and the final count will be posted at some point tomorrow.
My Boyfriend's Back (1993)
ReplyDeleteIt's cute. It "yes and's" a lot.
Ghost in the Machine (1993)
ReplyDeleteIt's better than several Best Picture winners
Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
ReplyDeleteWeird that Nancy's "old" and also 24
Good Boy (2025)
ReplyDeleteI picked a weird closer for October
Dracula (1931)
ReplyDeleteAnd just remember… there ARE such things…
The Mummy (1933)
ReplyDeleteIt comes to life! It sure does.
Frankenstein (1931)
ReplyDeleteYou know, Fritz got what he deserved.
House of Wax (1953, dir. Andre de Toth)
ReplyDeleteVincent Price movies are so damn comforting.
The Raven (1963, dir. Roger Corman)
ReplyDeleteEveryone is great. Peter Lorre steals it.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
ReplyDeleteI will never understand Brady’s sex appeal.
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
ReplyDeleteWatch Universal Horror— it’s my only weakness.
Ganja and Hess (1973)
ReplyDeleteAs raw and 70s as it gets.
Thanks everyone for another delightful Scary Movie Month!
THE MIDNIGHT HOUR (1985)
ReplyDeleteEvery zombie movie should include musical numbers.
John Carpenter's In the Mouth of Madness (1995)
ReplyDeleteOur world ending's nowhere near this fun.
Abbott and Costello Meet The Invisible Man (1951)
ReplyDeleteCostello was born to play punch-drunk.
Smile (2022)
ReplyDeleteLady needs to invest in plastic cups.
SLEEPY HOLLOW (1999)
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of name is "Ichabod," anyway?
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ReplyDeleteAbbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
ReplyDeleteBud Abbott recognizes the crest of Dracula??
The Monster Squad(1987 Dir Fred Dekker)
ReplyDeleteGood enough
For me.
They're good enough
DEADLY FRIEND (1986)
ReplyDeleteLess orange robot, more killer Swanson please.
John Carpenter's The Thing (1982)
ReplyDelete"Subzero Antarctic weather? Better pack my sombrero."
Sinners (2025)
ReplyDeleteThat's the way to end this October!
FIDO (2006) dir. Andrew Currie
ReplyDeleteOnly unbelievable part:
Helen married to Bill.
Hell House LLC: Lineage (2025)
ReplyDeleteEnding tried for cliffhanger, slipped and fell.
Night of the Living Dead (1990)
ReplyDeleteZombies represent man's desire to kill man.
Weapons (2025)
ReplyDeleteFavorite movie of the month for me.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
ReplyDeleteThe restoration really makes a big difference.
The VVitch (2015)
ReplyDeleteYou gotta watch those rebellious preacher's kids.
You're Next (2011)
ReplyDeleteHome invasion Olympus: Home Alone, You're Next.
HALLOWEEN 4: THE RETURN OF MICHAEL MYERS (1988)
ReplyDeleteJamie's bullies never get comeuppance. Happy Halloween!
KENNY & CO. (1976) dir. Don Coscarelli
ReplyDeleteSignal Hill skateboard run scariest stunt ever.
Wishmaster (1997)
ReplyDeleteImpromptu last minute Scary Movie Month watch
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ReplyDeleteLady in White (1988 Dir Frank La Loggia)
ReplyDeleteGhostly Halloween tale about the real monsters
This is my last movie of the night and the month. Happy Halloween and happy scary movie month everybody
Creepshow 2 (1987)
ReplyDeleteThe Raft? More like The Car Battery.
Or...
Happy Scary Movie Month to all F-Heads.
HALLOWEEN (1978) dir. John Carpenter
ReplyDeleteStill the best ending of all time.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteIt’s my favorite movie of all time.
Halloween (1978. Dir. John Carpenter)
ReplyDeleteThe original and still the best score.
Scream (1996)
ReplyDeleteSanta Rosa School District was real Ghostface.
Harold P. Warren's MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE (1966, SYNAPSE BLU-RAY).
ReplyDeleteMaster craves Torgo's would-be "girlfriend's" child bride.
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Restored high-def print oozes sweaty 60's hygiene.
Rowland V. Lee's SON OF FRANKENSTEIN (1939, PEACOCK) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteJunior challenges franchise's greatest foe: Hays Code.
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Boris Karloff, Bela Lugosi, Basil Rathbone... SOLD!
Wes Craven's A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (1984, DVD).
ReplyDeleteTeenagers' worst nightmare: bedroom window security bars.
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Johnny Depp spills his guts on television.
Jack Sholder's A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY'S REVENGE (1985, DVD).
ReplyDeleteIronically Jesse's father doesn't have a CLUE.
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--'Hit the showers.'
--'Showers are hitting back!'
Chuck Russell's A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS (1986, DVD).
ReplyDelete'Welcome to primetime, bitch! Like, subscribe.'
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John Saxon versus bag'o bones. Go bones!
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'Tonight during movie, Freddy's stand-up special debut.'
Bliss (2019)
ReplyDeleteThe agent is the real blood sucker
Tokyo Gore Police (2008)
ReplyDeletePeripheral vision is lacking, gator legs attacking
Anna and the Apocalypse (2017)
ReplyDeleteHey Christmas, a momentary lapse of season
Trick r Treat (2007)
ReplyDeleteWas that the driver from Freddy's Revenge?
Sleep Hollow (1999)
ReplyDeleteWitchy Ricci reachy whichy richy witchy Richy
And for my 98th and final 7-word review of SMM 2025, what else? A 1970's animals attacking humans made-for-TV movie. 😁
ReplyDeleteANTS! IT HAPPENED AT LAKEWOOD MANOR (1977, KINO LORBER DVD).
Poisonous colony diminishes old hotel's market value.
OR
Bernie Casey AND Brian Dennehy? Hell yeah.
OR
Filled with throwaway tension, romance, non-threatening action.
I concur with the sentiment that, while posts/review numbers are down this year, the quality of the seven-word reviews stood out more than usual. I'll take fewer better wtitten reviews than record-setting numerous ones that go through the motions. See you in early 2026 for the online/social media film festival, you filthy maggots! 👋😀
The House of the Devil (2009)
ReplyDeleteJust ask, I'd surrogate satan for rent
Climax (2018)
ReplyDeleteManse France dance entrants romance rants chance
Scream (1996)
ReplyDeleteCotton Weary, Billy leery and Gale inquiry
The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteWhy the they need so many flamethrowers?
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
ReplyDeleteTried for bride. Denied. Decide to died
The Shining (1980)
ReplyDeleteScatman decorates room like a frat boy
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
ReplyDeleteGrandpa can't pound, his hammer on ground
FRANKENSTEIN (1931)
ReplyDeleteCan't sleep. One more movie. The BEST.
Nary get wary of Larry gettin’ hairy.
ReplyDeleteWhat movie? :-O
DeleteWhoops. Wolf Man (1941)
DeleteEvil Dead 2 (1987)
ReplyDeleteRaimi’s blood-soaked shock-a-rama sequel is franchise’s peak.