tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4217427319662074458.post6411492059557768105..comments2024-03-27T15:16:57.305-05:00Comments on F This Movie!: Glutton for Punishment: Patrick BromleyPatrick Bromleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00771837625286775607noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4217427319662074458.post-55191850040979768532017-04-01T01:33:11.726-05:002017-04-01T01:33:11.726-05:00This was amazing. Seriously though Patrick enough ...This was amazing. Seriously though Patrick enough is enough. Just don't start self medicating.Cullenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12129227971739897345noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4217427319662074458.post-613221691930770422017-03-31T22:42:47.480-05:002017-03-31T22:42:47.480-05:00This was a big-smile read, for sure. This was a big-smile read, for sure. Kelly Sheahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07386293362513200439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4217427319662074458.post-49958446391616254822017-03-29T19:26:18.466-05:002017-03-29T19:26:18.466-05:00I loved reading this! It's perfection JB!I loved reading this! It's perfection JB!Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02118686188117039232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4217427319662074458.post-3083106372009085092017-03-29T14:07:51.399-05:002017-03-29T14:07:51.399-05:00;);)Dennishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13900651640246375537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4217427319662074458.post-69843768878205264232017-03-29T14:07:11.579-05:002017-03-29T14:07:11.579-05:00;);)Dennishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13900651640246375537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4217427319662074458.post-9602570095197179102017-03-28T16:32:54.781-05:002017-03-28T16:32:54.781-05:00A fascinating case study. I have some thoughts whi...A fascinating case study. I have some thoughts which may add light to this troubled individual's unique psychosis.<br /><br />'Doug Schultz' is an anagram of 'such gold u zt'. The subject habitually wears a beard. I don't know if this is to conceal some skin problem, real or imaginary, but the Doug personality could be a manifestation of a desire on the part of the patient to grow wealthy and famous and thus be able to afford otherwise prohibitively expensive specialist treatment for this malady. <br /><br />'Adam Riske' anagrammatises as 'maskeradi', which is an archaic spelling of masquerade and surely requires no further elucidation. Patient P was rather fainéant when it came to naming this alter ego.<br /><br />'Heather Wixson' is an anagram of 'now hear this xs'. The subject is a broadcaster. He has spent hundreds of hours trying to get people to 'hear' him via his podcast. Heather is one of the more recent individuals to appear on <i>F This Movie!</i>, I believe. 'Xs' could be a signal that he is feeling overwhelmed by all these personalities; it is literally an 'excess'. Another explanation is that the subject has megalomaniacal tendencies and seeks an excess of adoration. Heather was created in order to reach a wider female audience because of the dearth of women on his programme.<br /><br />'JB' can be anagrammatised only once, and we hardly need contact the ghost of Doctor Freud to get to the roots of <i>this</i> other self. As with the Riske personality, the subject exhibited a degree of laziness with this creation; or he was actively seeking exposure. The fantasies, if that is what they are, of violent acts committed by the subject in this article by the JB persona are a red flag which may signal an imminent escalation of behaviour, the landmark fortieth birthday being the likely trigger.<br /><br />Make no mistake, we are dealing with a seriously disturbed individual. My recommendation: the subject seems to enjoy talking about motion pictures. Put him in a padded room with a microphone and an unlimited supply of Coke Zero and just let the poor fellow talk. Occasional exposure to films could be beneficial. <i>The Three Faces of Eve, Primal Fear</i> and <i>Fight Club</i> might be be of particular benefit in my professional opinion. Under no circumstances, and I cannot stress this enough, allow patient P to view <i>Secret Window</i>. That film is fucking terrible.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03171919450410869053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4217427319662074458.post-28713974171351622002017-03-28T15:28:57.535-05:002017-03-28T15:28:57.535-05:00I love writing that makes me smile - and I was smi...I love writing that makes me smile - and I was smiling from the first sentence - so so good as usual JB<br /><br />And happy Birthday Patrick - your site and the personalities/puppets you have collected make the world that much smarterLindsay Wilkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18418341720079552415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4217427319662074458.post-43197071737351881052017-03-28T14:16:53.464-05:002017-03-28T14:16:53.464-05:00Damnit, my apologies to "Heather Wixson,"...Damnit, my apologies to "Heather Wixson," as I realized I missed the "s." Now I'll be one of "her" victims for sure...John Murphyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08810774557887719483noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4217427319662074458.post-89119544381186543722017-03-28T13:38:52.361-05:002017-03-28T13:38:52.361-05:00I bet you are. I bet you are. Rob DiCristinohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13402698333999727219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4217427319662074458.post-59480203341355855522017-03-28T13:03:03.639-05:002017-03-28T13:03:03.639-05:00Rob D is a hand puppet, I'm wondering where yo...Rob D is a hand puppet, I'm wondering where you stick the hand.<br /><br />Nice words JB Dennishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13900651640246375537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4217427319662074458.post-77648650828678306032017-03-28T12:03:18.018-05:002017-03-28T12:03:18.018-05:00I knew it wasn't possible for a "real per...I knew it wasn't possible for a "real person" to love The Howling II...Matt Sollenbergerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02088555561067804979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4217427319662074458.post-71928288859132373752017-03-28T11:56:48.121-05:002017-03-28T11:56:48.121-05:00Great write-up, JB, and way to expose Patrick Brom...Great write-up, JB, and way to expose Patrick Bromley for the monster he is. I don't even want to know what he did to The Quibbler.Solhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03114869401584310369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4217427319662074458.post-27234659481233271272017-03-28T11:54:10.193-05:002017-03-28T11:54:10.193-05:00Actually it's his possession of both male and ...Actually it's his possession of both male and female genitalia that make him a hermaphrodite. If you ask nicely he'll send you a picture, but be warned he won't stop sending you pictures no matter how nicely you ask.Solhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03114869401584310369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4217427319662074458.post-79904964376113462862017-03-28T10:51:02.716-05:002017-03-28T10:51:02.716-05:00Wait, if Patrick's DNA was used in JURASSIC PA...Wait, if Patrick's DNA was used in JURASSIC PARK, doesn't that make him a hermaphrodite?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4217427319662074458.post-52894941977080462102017-03-28T10:31:23.143-05:002017-03-28T10:31:23.143-05:00I started reading this while in class (shame on me...I started reading this while in class (shame on me) and had to try so hard to hold back laughter. Naturally, I had to come back to it later.<br /><br />And by "laughter" I actually mean "tears" because the facts presented here are so depressing. Who knew one of Patrick's personalities thinks Underworld is the Lord of the Rings of werewolf movies?Daniel Eplerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01866855763520017556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4217427319662074458.post-90653781110949696402017-03-28T09:54:19.098-05:002017-03-28T09:54:19.098-05:00I knew it. Damn YankeeI knew it. Damn YankeeBrad Lhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18426952757794850746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4217427319662074458.post-91690304929820992512017-03-28T08:41:22.167-05:002017-03-28T08:41:22.167-05:00Of course!! "Heather Wixon," the Psycho ...Of course!! "Heather Wixon," the Psycho poster...it all makes sense! Whatever you do, keep "Heather Wixon" away from knives and showers at all costs!John Murphyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08810774557887719483noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4217427319662074458.post-26938707456549908602017-03-28T05:30:06.152-05:002017-03-28T05:30:06.152-05:00Not to mention every season of Boy Meets World.Not to mention every season of Boy Meets World.E.S.A.D.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/18214282257870634349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4217427319662074458.post-12067243366860042422017-03-28T05:26:08.482-05:002017-03-28T05:26:08.482-05:00Hey, that's the same mixer I use! Behringer Xe...Hey, that's the same mixer I use! Behringer Xenyx QX1202, right?<br />And biggest reveal of the article: Patrick has a heart-shaped tattoo on his right middle finger??E.S.A.D.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/18214282257870634349noreply@blogger.com