̶K̶e̶v̶i̶n̶ ̶Y̶a̶g̶h̶e̶r̶ Alan Smithee's HELLRAISER: BLOODLINE (1996, ARROW 4K UHD) for the first time.Angelique declares her SEVERANCE from Adam Scott.ORA chatty Pinhead keeps script doctors away.ORToymaker descendants battle persistent cenobites... IN SPACE!
POLTERGEIST (2015, PEACOCK).Sam Rockwell tries his damndest, but NOOO!!!ORTechnically superior to OG but soulless, cynical.
Larry Cohen's THE STUFF (1985, ARROW 4K UHD). First time seeing movie in 4K.Paul Sorvino's Alex Jones-type paramilitary... saves America??!!ORScarier than creature effects: Michael Moriarty's haircut.OR'The Stuff,' original release name for 'Ozempic.'
THE EVIL DEAD (1981) The scariest part? Everybody's overly puffy parkas.
Child's Play 2 (1990)Manufacturing in America, talk about immersion breaking.
THE FRIGHTENERS (1996, dir. Peter Jackson)Mass shootings are more horrific than ghosts
DR. JEKYLL AND THE WEREWOLF (1972)Mr. Hyde or werewolf, take your pickorPaul Naschy relishes his rampage through London
DEADSTREAM (2022)Internet fame comes at a deadly price
EVIL DEAD II (1987) We’re just skipping past the eyeball swallowing?
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)Those maggots seemed like they were friendly.
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)Congratulations, your evil hell power is…cigarettes.
Hollywood 90028 (1973, dir. Christina Hornisher)You can always see Dick Glass coming.
Jennifer’s Body (2009)Lots of unexpected War on Terror subtext
Massacre at Central High (1976)Proto-Heathers, without the black humor and one-liners.
Alucarda (1977)Orgy of flesh, blood, fire, hysterical shrieking.
Love this one. "God can't help me!"
Needful ThingsIs there anything *free* in this store?
CHILDREN OF THE CORN IV: THE GATHERING (1996)Always down for Karen Black acting crazy.
Lowlifes (2024)Which finger is the best to eat?
The Crazies (2010)Not discussing the Olyphant in the room.
Iurima - A Tale of Three Fishermen (2025, dir. P.V. Lehtinen)Sexiest mermaid I've seen since The Lighthouse.
End of Days (1999)Starting to think Peter Hyams likes darkness...
In Dreams (1999)Annette Bening kinda becomes RDJ’s Freddy Krueger?
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)While harmless, Ernest shouldn't hang with kids
The Lords Of Salem (2012)I really love this movie. ‘Nuff said.
Red Rooms (2023)White women are obsessed with true crime.
The Lost Boys (1987)Still wonder why the batsuit has nipples?
William Friedkin's The Exorcist (1973)"A bird!" "A plane!" "Nope. A priest."
🤣😂 I'm going straight to hell for laughing at that one. 😁
I wrote it so I guess I'll see you there! 🤣
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)Blood seal doubles as DIY weather stripping.
House II: The Second Story (1987)A Reagan-bashing ghoul's fine by me.
Gremlins (1984)Moral of story: listen to xenophobic neighbor.
ARMY OF DARKNESS (1993) Somehow more quotable than Wesley and Buttercup.
Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990)Includes essential sick riffs the original lacked.
Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)Maybe we should leave the Amazon alone...
Piranha (1978)Pollution is the solution to piranha distribution.
Anaconda (1997)Umm…we’re gonna need a bigger snake.
Stigmata (1999)We need a plumber in this apartment!
Pearl (2022)Pearl would have loved TikTok dance trends
The Thing from Another World (1951)Taps into America’s greatest fears: foreigners, vegetables.
May (2002)Basically Sid from Toy Story's dream girl.
The Thing (1982)I trust Carpenter because this movie’s FAN-F’N-TASTIC.
Casper (1995)Why's Kat's mom's ghost not a cartoon?
CRY_WOLF (2005) dir. Jeff WadlowYes millennials, AOL messenger was that popular.
House of Wax (1953)Working guillotine seems like an insurance nightmare
Blood Beat (1983)Shit samurai slasher made me wanna seppuku
Martin (1978)Martin Martin Martin Martin Martin Martin Martin
Burnt Offerings (1976)The offerings were neither burnt nor offered
Les Diaboliques (1955)Teacher should know area of love triangle
Heretic (2024)Didn't know I could hate Monopoly more
Evil Dead II (1987)Why Annie shush? No one was talking?
Altered States (1980)🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Or 🙄😟😦🐵🙉🙊🐒
Torn Hearts (2022. Dir. Brea Grant)Talk about having friends in low places
Halloween (1978)Strode Reality never financially recovered from this.
Review count for day 14: 52Review total after day 14: 762
̶K̶e̶v̶i̶n̶ ̶Y̶a̶g̶h̶e̶r̶ Alan Smithee's HELLRAISER: BLOODLINE (1996, ARROW 4K UHD) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteAngelique declares her SEVERANCE from Adam Scott.
OR
A chatty Pinhead keeps script doctors away.
OR
Toymaker descendants battle persistent cenobites... IN SPACE!
POLTERGEIST (2015, PEACOCK).
ReplyDeleteSam Rockwell tries his damndest, but NOOO!!!
OR
Technically superior to OG but soulless, cynical.
Larry Cohen's THE STUFF (1985, ARROW 4K UHD). First time seeing movie in 4K.
ReplyDeletePaul Sorvino's Alex Jones-type paramilitary... saves America??!!
OR
Scarier than creature effects: Michael Moriarty's haircut.
OR
'The Stuff,' original release name for 'Ozempic.'
THE EVIL DEAD (1981)
ReplyDeleteThe scariest part? Everybody's overly puffy parkas.
Child's Play 2 (1990)
ReplyDeleteManufacturing in America, talk about immersion breaking.
THE FRIGHTENERS (1996, dir. Peter Jackson)
ReplyDeleteMass shootings are more horrific than ghosts
DR. JEKYLL AND THE WEREWOLF (1972)
ReplyDeleteMr. Hyde or werewolf, take your pick
or
Paul Naschy relishes his rampage through London
DEADSTREAM (2022)
ReplyDeleteInternet fame comes at a deadly price
EVIL DEAD II (1987)
ReplyDeleteWe’re just skipping past the eyeball swallowing?
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
ReplyDeleteThose maggots seemed like they were friendly.
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)
ReplyDeleteCongratulations, your evil hell power is…cigarettes.
Hollywood 90028 (1973, dir. Christina Hornisher)
ReplyDeleteYou can always see Dick Glass coming.
Jennifer’s Body (2009)
ReplyDeleteLots of unexpected War on Terror subtext
Massacre at Central High (1976)
ReplyDeleteProto-Heathers, without the black humor and one-liners.
Alucarda (1977)
ReplyDeleteOrgy of flesh, blood, fire, hysterical shrieking.
Love this one. "God can't help me!"
DeleteNeedful Things
ReplyDeleteIs there anything *free* in this store?
CHILDREN OF THE CORN IV: THE GATHERING (1996)
ReplyDeleteAlways down for Karen Black acting crazy.
Lowlifes (2024)
ReplyDeleteWhich finger is the best to eat?
The Crazies (2010)
ReplyDeleteNot discussing the Olyphant in the room.
Iurima - A Tale of Three Fishermen (2025, dir. P.V. Lehtinen)
ReplyDeleteSexiest mermaid I've seen since The Lighthouse.
End of Days (1999)
ReplyDeleteStarting to think Peter Hyams likes darkness...
In Dreams (1999)
ReplyDeleteAnnette Bening kinda becomes RDJ’s Freddy Krueger?
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)
ReplyDeleteWhile harmless, Ernest shouldn't hang with kids
The Lords Of Salem (2012)
ReplyDeleteI really love this movie. ‘Nuff said.
Red Rooms (2023)
ReplyDeleteWhite women are obsessed with true crime.
The Lost Boys (1987)
ReplyDeleteStill wonder why the batsuit has nipples?
William Friedkin's The Exorcist (1973)
ReplyDelete"A bird!"
"A plane!"
"Nope. A priest."
🤣😂 I'm going straight to hell for laughing at that one. 😁
DeleteI wrote it so I guess I'll see you there! 🤣
DeleteTales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)
ReplyDeleteBlood seal doubles as DIY weather stripping.
House II: The Second Story (1987)
ReplyDeleteA Reagan-bashing ghoul's fine by me.
Gremlins (1984)
ReplyDeleteMoral of story: listen to xenophobic neighbor.
ARMY OF DARKNESS (1993)
ReplyDeleteSomehow more quotable than Wesley and Buttercup.
Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990)
ReplyDeleteIncludes essential sick riffs the original lacked.
Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)
ReplyDeleteMaybe we should leave the Amazon alone...
Piranha (1978)
ReplyDeletePollution is the solution to piranha distribution.
Anaconda (1997)
ReplyDeleteUmm…we’re gonna need a bigger snake.
Stigmata (1999)
ReplyDeleteWe need a plumber in this apartment!
Pearl (2022)
ReplyDeletePearl would have loved TikTok dance trends
The Thing from Another World (1951)
ReplyDeleteTaps into America’s greatest fears: foreigners, vegetables.
May (2002)
ReplyDeleteBasically Sid from Toy Story's dream girl.
The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteI trust Carpenter because this movie’s FAN-F’N-TASTIC.
Casper (1995)
ReplyDeleteWhy's Kat's mom's ghost not a cartoon?
CRY_WOLF (2005) dir. Jeff Wadlow
ReplyDeleteYes millennials, AOL messenger was that popular.
House of Wax (1953)
ReplyDeleteWorking guillotine seems like an insurance nightmare
Blood Beat (1983)
ReplyDeleteShit samurai slasher made me wanna seppuku
Martin (1978)
ReplyDeleteMartin Martin Martin Martin Martin Martin Martin
Burnt Offerings (1976)
ReplyDeleteThe offerings were neither burnt nor offered
Les Diaboliques (1955)
ReplyDeleteTeacher should know area of love triangle
Heretic (2024)
ReplyDeleteDidn't know I could hate Monopoly more
Evil Dead II (1987)
ReplyDeleteWhy Annie shush? No one was talking?
Altered States (1980)
ReplyDelete🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Or 🙄😟😦🐵🙉🙊🐒
DeleteTorn Hearts (2022. Dir. Brea Grant)
ReplyDeleteTalk about having friends in low places
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteStrode Reality never financially recovered from this.
Review count for day 14: 52
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 14: 762