Review: STAR WARS EPISODE IX: DUEL OF THE FATES

 by Rob DiCristino

Yup. I’m reviewing a movie that doesn’t exist.

Weekend Open Thread

Two for One: BLOODY BIRTHDAY & HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

 by Anthony King

“It's really weird. Because there was an eclipse the day she was born, both the sun and the moon were blocking Saturn. There should be something missing from her personality.” – Joyce Russel

Reserved Seating Presents Hundos: THE NINTH GATE

 by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo who wonder if every character’s hands smell of old books.

Songs I Love From Movies

 by Adam Riske

A playlist for my post-vaccine dance party!

FTM 581: LAST ACTION HERO

Patrick and Rob talk Schwarzenegger, meta-movies, box office bombs, and a world where the bad guys can win.

Glutton for Punishment: THE GHASTLY ONES

 by JB

Severin Films has graced us with what I feel safe in saying is one of the best boxsets of the year...