(i think that the creation of Michael was an incredibly important point in the evolution of horror cinema. People were not ready nor understanding of a shift away (per Carpenters wishes) for P3. Fortunately in time, as with SO many other incredible horror flicks (looking at you The Thing), its found its audience and its cult classic status is only growing)
Steve Miner's FRIDAY THE 13th PART 2 {1981, 35MM) at Brooklyn's Nitehawk Cinema.
ReplyDeleteWish somehow 'Crazy Ralph' became final girl.
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Where'd Jason find shoes/sack that fit?
Michael Herz and Lloyd Kaufman's THE TOXIC AVENGER (1984, ROKU CHANNEL).
ReplyDeleteSadly its MASCULINITY became TOXIC's lasting legacy.
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Melvin's chemical accident opens voice-over career opportunities.
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Exhibit 'A' why Junesploitation! banned Troma Day.
Sophie Turner in TRUST (2025, AMAZON RENTAL) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteSansa Stark locked in water-dripping torture bathroom.
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Billy Campbell pouts, Katey Sagal whines... yawn.
EVIL DEAD (2013)
ReplyDelete"This weekend's forecast calls for... blood, apparently."
Arcadian (2024, dir. Benjamin Brewer)
ReplyDeleteNic Cage plays it straight. Slightly disappointing.
EVIL DEAD RISE (2023)
ReplyDeleteTheaters should’ve offered glass flavored popcorn promotion.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteHadn't seen recently. Still stone cold classic.
Halloween II
ReplyDeleteHospital is empty! Love the wait times.
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch
ReplyDeleteStruggle to understand why this wasn't loved.
(i think that the creation of Michael was an incredibly important point in the evolution of horror cinema. People were not ready nor understanding of a shift away (per Carpenters wishes) for P3. Fortunately in time, as with SO many other incredible horror flicks (looking at you The Thing), its found its audience and its cult classic status is only growing)
DeleteHalloween 4: Something Something Micheal Myers
ReplyDeleteDanielle Harris is so good in this!
Halloween 5: The Curse or Revenge or Return of Micheal Myers
ReplyDeleteDanielle Harris knocking it out of park
Halloween 6: The other one with Micheal Myers
ReplyDeleteThis was super confusing. And I'm spent.
Strong silent killer performance a bit wooden.
ReplyDeleteDoah! forgot title...
DeleteDead Silence (2007)
Strong silent killer performance a bit wooden
Pulse (2001)
ReplyDeleteOne of the best 2000s horror movies
The Black Phone (2021)
ReplyDeleteMakes me picture Cargill abducting Scott Derrickson.
The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
ReplyDeleteLouisville Slugger slugs Tarman in Louisville... Ironic.
Evil Dead 2 (1987)
ReplyDeleteDid Matthew 5:30 say anything about chainsaws?
Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)
ReplyDeleteGet in lament configuration (‘cause I flay)
[REC] (2007)
ReplyDeleteBrains in Spain fall mainly in frame.
THE PACK (1977) dir. Robert Clouse
ReplyDeleteThey were all wearing Milk Bone underwear.
28 Days Later (2002)
ReplyDeleteBest enjoyed on a 1/32 K television
28 Weeks Later (2007)
ReplyDeleteMe: *died of zombie bite*
RageTruther420: Vaxxed??
Bug (2006)
ReplyDeleteMichael Shannon is Friedkin' me out, man!
Nice! 😅
DeleteTHE RELIC (1997)
ReplyDeleteToga party? More like a Kothoga party!
Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986)
ReplyDeleteNobody fighting over who made this one.
Malignant (2021, dir. James Wan)
ReplyDeleteI enjoy dumb movies when they're smart.
The Long Walk (2025, dir. Francis Lawrence)
Hate to say it, Rob was right.
Drag Me to Hell (2009)
ReplyDeleteWhere does one acquire animal sacrifice books?
House of Wax (2005)
ReplyDeleteElisha Cuthbert's on-screen laugh isn't believable
The Dead Don't Die (2019)
ReplyDeleteDeadpan humor killed by deadly slow pace.
The Mummy (2017)
ReplyDeleteRussell Crowe's bloated midsection kills entire franchise.
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ReplyDeleteSaw 3D: The Final Chapter
ReplyDeleteNeed more words for Skater Jigsaw joke.
THE HORROR OF DRACULA (1958)
ReplyDeleteDid this inspire Eggers more than Murnau?
Mindhunters
ReplyDeleteHow did the killer set this up?
CHILDREN OF THE CORN V: FIELDS OF TERROR (1998)
ReplyDeleteKill Bill Volume 3 is kinda weird.
Stephen King's Rose Red (2002)
ReplyDeleteSole human's favorite haunted house movie: me.
Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943, dir. Roy William Neill)
ReplyDeleteNick Fury post credit scene surprised me.
Sinners (2025)
ReplyDeleteSo good. Even better on a rewatch.
CAPE FEAR (1991)
ReplyDeleteCan't watch without thinking of Simpsons parody.
Body Bags (1993)
ReplyDeleteAbe Snake out creeps Crypt Keeper Carpenter.
The Substance (2024)
ReplyDeleteSo..what's Sue's social security number situation?
Bones and All (2022)
ReplyDeleteThese fine young cannibals drive me crazy!
Prince of Darkness (1987): Beware the vial of green liquid Satan!
ReplyDeleteSTITCHES (2001)
ReplyDeleteOh, Grandma, you're such a little devil.
HUNCHBACK OF THE MORGUE (1973)
ReplyDeleteGeez, sometimes the world offers no kindness
David Cronenberg's The Brood (1979)
ReplyDeleteEven the wood paneling has wood paneling.
Ridley Scott's Alien (1979)
ReplyDelete"Get this robot a semen transfusion, stat!"
The Vampire Lovers (1970)
ReplyDeleteBlood nymph gaslights 19th century college lesbian.
Trick ‘r Treat (2007)
ReplyDeleteGets better every time I see it.
THE OLD DARK HOUSE (1932)
ReplyDeleteWhale does a "one crazy night" movie.
Magic (1978)
ReplyDeleteGoing Insane and Murdering People for Dummies
Brainscan(1994 Dir John Flynn)
ReplyDeleteScary game? Shit, I've beat Boo's Castle.
Blood Games(1990 Dir Tanya Rozenberg)
ReplyDeleteCould've been awesome Bad News Bears sequel