(Public Service Announcement: for all you Horror Podcast fans, a quick heads up. Im sure youre familiar with Mick Garris and his incredible podcast Post Mortem which he concluded/retired in 2023? Well today he dropped a surprise episode!!! Live from Fantastic Fest 2025 delving into the Masters of Horror (series and dinners) with Joe Dante, Don Coscarelli, and Ernest Dickerson. Its a phenomenal interview/discussion. (theres even stories of Stuart Gordon who directed my movie watch today!). Huge click to pick for horror fans).
Bill Condon's CANDYMAN 2: FAREWELL TO THE FLESH (1995, HBO MAX) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteNeither great/terrible. Glimmers of ambitious failure.
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Colorful cinematography awkward fit with gothic atmosphere.
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Philip Glass recycles diminishing return's prequel score.
CANDYMAN 3: DAY OF THE DEAD (1999, PEACOCK) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteMandatory leading lady requirements: white, blonde, braless.
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LAPD's not-so-finest worst heels than tragic antagonist.
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ReplyDeleteDavid Cronenberg's THE FLY (1986, BLU-RAY).
Delete2025 government makes 'insect politicians' more desirable.
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Windows 10 discontinuation kills teleportation computer. A-B-@-R-T!
FROM DUSK TILL DAWN (1996)
ReplyDeleteImagine Kevin Smith's From TUSK Till Dawn.
Castle Freak (1995)
ReplyDeleteFrankenstein/Jason Voorhees mashup visits Italian castle.
(Public Service Announcement: for all you Horror Podcast fans, a quick heads up. Im sure youre familiar with Mick Garris and his incredible podcast Post Mortem which he concluded/retired in 2023? Well today he dropped a surprise episode!!! Live from Fantastic Fest 2025 delving into the Masters of Horror (series and dinners) with Joe Dante, Don Coscarelli, and Ernest Dickerson. Its a phenomenal interview/discussion. (theres even stories of Stuart Gordon who directed my movie watch today!). Huge click to pick for horror fans).
DeleteThanks for the heads-up. 🤟😃
DeleteThe Tomb of Ligeia (1965)
ReplyDeleteSlow but picks up at the end
In a Violent Nature (2024, dir. Chris Nash)
ReplyDeleteAnd that's why I don't do yoga.
PHANTASM III: LORD OF THE DEAD (1994) dir. Don Coscarelli
ReplyDeleteCoscarelli obsessed with flying balls to face.
SCARY MOVIE (2000)
ReplyDeleteExactly what I thought it would be.
ANNABELLE (2014) dir. John R. Leonetti
ReplyDeleteHaunted doll: believable.
1960s understanding husband: BS.
The Cabin in the Woods
ReplyDeleteJenkins cursing kids is my spirit animal.
No One Will Save You (2023)
ReplyDeleteWho needs dialogue when you have grunting.
THE MUMMY (1932)
ReplyDeleteCome for Karloff, stay for Zita Johann.
In Dreams (1999)
ReplyDeleteAnnette Bening going for the Super-Oscar.
ORSON WELLES AT THE MAGIC CASTLE (1978)
ReplyDeleteThis show: hackneyed.
Welles’ fashion: pimp daddy.
ok...this is bananas...youtube AI put this video into my feed earlier today. BANANAS.
DeleteFriday the 13th VI: Jason Lives
ReplyDeleteThis is my favorite Friday the 13th.
The Blob (1958)
ReplyDeleteMcQueen actually 28, playing 17, looking 37.
ScaryMovieMonth Day 29: Weird Wednesdays
ReplyDeleteSAVE THE GREEN PLANET (2003) dir. Jang Joon-hwan
Am I crazy or crazy are we?
AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON
ReplyDeleteAlternate title “Trafalgar Scare” or “TrafalgHAIR Square”?
CASPER (1995)
ReplyDeleteBest-ever movie starring a DEAD CHILD.
John Carpenter's Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
ReplyDeleteRecipe for disaster: escalator and wedding dress.
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Mortal Kombat has some explaining to do.
THE MIDNIGHT HOUR (1985)
ReplyDeleteFun premise, great cast -- let's "Get Dead"!
Us (2019)
ReplyDeleteFTM reference joke: Winston Duke for it!
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1990)
ReplyDeleteThis time, Barbara's coming to get THEM.
The Descent (2005)
ReplyDeleteIt's survival of the fittest—weekend warrior.
CARRIE (1976)
ReplyDeleteNew favorite character: teacher who says "bee-YOU-tiful!"
A BUCKET OF BLOOD (1959)
ReplyDeleteBeatniks' busboy kills, clays, finds fame... fleeting.
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Seriously, not ALL poets are like Maxwell.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
ReplyDeleteCraven. Darabont. Russell. And some other guy.
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ReplyDeleteThe Shining (1980)
ReplyDeleteDining offerings include Tang, Oreos, Kool-Aid.
Drag Me to Hell (2009)
ReplyDeleteI'll walk myself to hell, thank you.
House on Haunted Hill (1959)
ReplyDeleteHey, did you kill my wife, please?
The Final Girls(2015 Dir Todd Strauss Schulson)
ReplyDeleteshould've stopped the bullies during the flashback
MACABRE (1958, dir. William Castle)
ReplyDeleteWithout the graveyard scenes, could be noir.
Review count for day 29: 33
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 29: 1473