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Thursday, October 16, 2025

2025 Scary Movie Challenge

28 comments:

  1. Bernard Rose's CANDYMAN (1992, AMC THEATER).

    Tony Todd's booming voice in surround? Swoon!

    OR

    Helen clumsily tries to paint town red.

    OR

    Trevor's wife/girlfriend share disdain for bras.

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  2. James Whale's THE OLD DARK HOUSE (1932, YOUTUBE) for the first time.

    Pre-code atmospheric thriller isn't scary, intriguing, fun.

    OR

    Karloff, Laughton, Douglas, Stuart... wasted, deserved better.

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  3. Sean S. Cunningham's DEEPSTAR SIX (1989, KINO 4K UHD) w/Horror-FX.com’s James G. Chandler and Ash Hamilton commentary track.

    "Miguel Ferrer's got your back? Quick, blow!"

    OR

    Black guy not first, but dies worst.

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  4. Pet Semetary 1989

    Maybe Aunt Zelda just wanted a hug

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  5. The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020)
    Did this fun film disappear during COVID?

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  6. Embrace of the Vampire (1994)

    The French can make vampire sex boring.

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  7. It Follows (2014)
    69ing confuses it and it just explodes

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  8. High Tension (2003)

    HON HON HON welcome to French Extreme!

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  9. The Pope's Exorcist (2023)

    Scootering Gladiator exorcises right to bear cross

    or

    MCU? DCU? pfffrt......ECU! Exorcist Cinematic Universe!

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  10. SUBSPECIES (1991)

    "That guy just gave me the finger!"

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  11. "Night of the Juggler" (1978)

    "Honey! It's Sharon Mitchell!"

    "Who?"

    "Er, nobody"

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  12. Sinister (2012)

    The complete inverse of the Before trilogy.

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  13. The Masque of the Red Death (1964)

    Pretty much just Bezos's house during quarantine.

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  14. Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002)

    We have such cubicles to show you.

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    1. By this point, you should start to loose your mind

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  15. It's Alive III: Island of the Alive (1987)

    Michael Moriarty is one of my guys.

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  16. The Dark Half (1993)

    Well, Clarice, are the sparrows flying again?

    Sometimes They Come Back (1991)

    Oh right, my brother was murdered here!

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  17. Venom (2005)

    No symbiotes. Just Snakes in a Ray.

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  18. Storm Warning (2007, dir. Jamie Blanks)

    Take a drink everytime someone says "sheila".

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  19. POISON FOR THE FAIRIES (1986)

    Trusting creepy little girls has its risks

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  20. Demon Witch Child (1975, dir. Armando de Ossorio)

    Witch-possessed girl kills babies, other craziness
    or
    Goes where The Exorcist dared not to

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  21. I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)

    Killer's threatening messages in Comic Sans font?

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  22. PHENOMENA (1985)

    She controls insects. But nobody controls Pleasence!

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  23. #ScaryMovieMonth Day 16: Vampire Thursdays
    BRAM STOKER’S DRACULA (1992) dir. Francis Ford Coppola

    I AM AN ENGLISH REAL ESTATE AGENT!

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  24. Son of Dracula (1943, dir. Robert Siodmak)

    His name's Alucard. Get it?

    GET IT!?

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