Eli Craig's CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD (2025, AMAZON RENTAL) for the first time.Satisfying Missouri-set Canuxploitation 'oldies versus younglins' slasher.ORVictims' bodycount almost matched by killer clown casualties.
MYSTICS IN BALI (INDONESIA, 1981, YOUTUBE) for the first time.English dub enhances demonic flying head hijinks.OR85% dull/boring/filler. 15% AAA-grade batshit!
Tobe Hooper's POLTERGEIST (1982, HBO MAX).Likable actors lift original over inferior copycats.OR--♪♫'Who you gonna call?'--'UC IRVINE PARAPSYCHOLOGISTS'♬♩
ParaNorman (2012)Didn’t remember the shout-outs to classic horror!
Shadow of a Doubt (1943)Joseph Cotton terrifying as realistic psychopath uncle.
The Monster (1925)Lon Chaney’s asylum about what you’d expect…
Doctor Sleep (2019)Soul sucking seductress succumbs to Overlook's satiation.
Adult Swim Yule Log aka The Fireplace (2022)Step aside Tomatoes! "Attack of Killer Log!"
Nosferatu (2024, dir. Robert Eggers)Orlok's breathing is triggering for an asthmatic.
THE HOST (2020) Bong Joon Ho's is better. (So's Meyer's.)
Dangerous Animals (2025)Could the most dangerous animal be... man?
Eli Craig's CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD (2025, AMAZON RENTAL) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteSatisfying Missouri-set Canuxploitation 'oldies versus younglins' slasher.
OR
Victims' bodycount almost matched by killer clown casualties.
MYSTICS IN BALI (INDONESIA, 1981, YOUTUBE) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteEnglish dub enhances demonic flying head hijinks.
OR
85% dull/boring/filler. 15% AAA-grade batshit!
Tobe Hooper's POLTERGEIST (1982, HBO MAX).
ReplyDeleteLikable actors lift original over inferior copycats.
OR
--♪♫'Who you gonna call?'
--'UC IRVINE PARAPSYCHOLOGISTS'♬♩
ParaNorman (2012)
ReplyDeleteDidn’t remember the shout-outs to classic horror!
Shadow of a Doubt (1943)
ReplyDeleteJoseph Cotton terrifying as realistic psychopath uncle.
The Monster (1925)
ReplyDeleteLon Chaney’s asylum about what you’d expect…
Doctor Sleep (2019)
ReplyDeleteSoul sucking seductress succumbs to Overlook's satiation.
Adult Swim Yule Log aka The Fireplace (2022)
ReplyDeleteStep aside Tomatoes! "Attack of Killer Log!"
Nosferatu (2024, dir. Robert Eggers)
ReplyDeleteOrlok's breathing is triggering for an asthmatic.
THE HOST (2020)
ReplyDeleteBong Joon Ho's is better. (So's Meyer's.)
Dangerous Animals (2025)
ReplyDeleteCould the most dangerous animal be... man?