Welcome to Scary Movie Month at F This Movie!
To celebrate the greatest month of the year, we're introducing the first-ever F This Movie! Scary Movie Challenge! (Exclamation points!) The rules are simple: Every time you watch a horror movie during the month of October, add the name of the movie and a SEVEN WORD REVIEW (no more, no less) in the comments section of this post.
The goal is to get over 100 movies listed in the comments. We can do this, F'ers!
The best seven-word reviews will be read on the podcast this month, as we do an entire month's worth of shows devoted to horror movies.
It will almost be as scary as:
Just kidding! Nothing is that scary.Let's get started.
Tales Fom The Cypt: Bordello Of Blood- Boobs + Blood+Dennis Miller+Cryptkeeper+Water Guns= Awesome
ReplyDeleteLet the Right One In: Slow, oh so slow, but so poetic.
ReplyDeleteNightmare on Elm Street 2010:
ReplyDelete"Well, I saw Elk Grove High School"
The Shining: I love parties that never end... and twins!
ReplyDeletePoltergeist: Rated PG? That clown raped my childhood.
ReplyDeleteFriday the 13th: It's not really Jason, it's his mom.
ReplyDeleteWrong Turn 2: Dead End: Better than the first, but so what?
ReplyDeleteHorror of Dracula: Dooku and Tarkin in a Dracula movie?
ReplyDeleteThe Fly (1958): Much better than I expected. Good movie.
ReplyDeleteFriday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning: It's not Jason, it's the ambulance driver.
ReplyDeleteLet Me In: Another in a series of unnecessary remakes
ReplyDeleteGhost Ship (2002): Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Ghost Ship.
ReplyDeleteThe Ring: Naomi Watts' career, goodbye. Girl, use conditioner.
ReplyDeleteChild's Play : Brad Dourif possesses a doll, mayhem ensues.
ReplyDeleteTales From The Hood: Spike Lee presents: zombies and killer dolls.
ReplyDeleteHOWL: No werewolves?! Allen Ginsberg, you tricked me!
ReplyDeleteArmy of Darkness: Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell at their best.
ReplyDeleteFrontiers: Texas Chainsaw Massacre meets The Devil's Rejects.
ReplyDeleteFunny Games (2007): Brilliantly disturbing, truly a sadist's best friend.
ReplyDeleteTerribly Happy(Frygtelig Lykkelig): Dry, in a "wet" way. No escape.
ReplyDeleteDark Night of the Scarecrow: The best scarecrow horror film ever made.
ReplyDeleteHatchet: "Old School Horror" must mean crazy gory.
ReplyDeleteCabin Fever: I Don't want to get sick, Pancakes!
ReplyDeleteThe Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974): "Swing", "Slash","Vrroom", goes the chainsaw. "Screams!"
ReplyDeleteSurvival of the Dead: Not Romero's best, but worth the watch.
ReplyDeleteUnderworld: Sexiest Vampire Ever...after Blade of course.
ReplyDeleteInvasion Of The Body Snatchers (1956) -Alien pod people are commies.You're next!
ReplyDeleteThe Strangers: Scary in its sound and visuals alone.
ReplyDeleteHatchet 2: Twist ending... MPAA is the real killer.
ReplyDeleteLet Me In (2010): Eat some now, save some for later.
ReplyDeleteCase 39: Scariest part is Renée Zellweger's anteater face.
ReplyDeleteMaximum Overdrive: Trucks kill people, then people kill trucks.
ReplyDeleteZombie Strippers: Zombies, Guns, Tits, Zombie Tits, BLAM, End.
ReplyDeleteThe Raven (1935): Mad-doctor Legosi + Poe-tortue plot = creeptastic!
ReplyDeleteFright Night: Seriously, why do I love this movie?
ReplyDeleteThe Raven (1935): Don't mess with Bela; he'll torture you.
ReplyDeleteThe Wolfman (1941): Chaney's a lunkhead, a tortured, anguished lunkhead.
ReplyDeleteStephen King's IT: It's scary. It's terrorizing. It's a spider!
ReplyDeleteUnderworld: Vampires versus Werewolves! No love? That's Twilight.
ReplyDeleteUnderworld Evolution: Romance known. More Violence less swooning girls.
ReplyDeleteUnderworld: Rise of the Lycan: No Kate Beckinsale? What a ripoff, man.
ReplyDeleteDead Alive: Pus pudding, lawnmower vest, rooftop monster birthing.
ReplyDeleteSeason of the Witch: Ugly seventies fashion + "ballin'"= boredom
ReplyDeleteBasket Case: Belial + Basket +Bloodshed = Boffo!
ReplyDeleteKiller Klowns from Outer Space: The title really says it all-- duh!
ReplyDeleteTheatre of Blood: Overacting raised to a high, bloody art.
ReplyDeleteThe Phantom of the Opera (1925): What else can one say? It's Chaney.
ReplyDeletePsycho (1960): Winner and still champion: gotta love Hitchcock.
ReplyDeleteNight of the Demons (1988): "Where you goin'? The party's just begun."
ReplyDeleteAftermath(1994): A morgue, a camera, and necrophilia. DISGUSTING!
ReplyDeleteAudition: Match.com would have been a wiser choice.
ReplyDeleteRabid: It's a pulsing, pink, bloodthirsty, phallic drill!
ReplyDeleteScream 3: movie in a movie? Surely you jest.
ReplyDeleteFright Night: Story cannot overcome 80's cheese-- Let's Dance!
ReplyDeleteHigh Tension: So bloody. Terrible twist. Ooh la la!
ReplyDeleteScream: Barrymore top billing, spoiler alert...She dies.
ReplyDeletePsycho III: Because Psycho II wasn't already pushing it.
ReplyDeleteThe Thing (1982): All the horror, none of the women.
ReplyDeleteLost Boys The Thirst: Less crappy than Lost Boys the Tribe
ReplyDeleteDawn of the Dead(1978): Four people, one mall, one thousand zombies!
ReplyDeleteMagic: Ain't nothin' scarier than a ventriloquist dummy.
ReplyDeleteSavage County: Chainsaw, but less eww and more dumb.
ReplyDeletePsycho: what's scarier? taxidermy-ed Mother or cross-dressing schizo?
ReplyDeleteNight of the Living Dead: yummm fleshhhhhh... the black guy lives! almost...
ReplyDeleteHalloween (1978): John Carpenter invents the modern slasher movie.
ReplyDeletesilence of the lambs: it rubs the lotion on its skin.
ReplyDeleteThe Crazies (2010): What do you expect living in Iowa?
ReplyDeleteThe Last Exorcism: I saw this ending once on Scooby-Doo
ReplyDeleteMisery: You will realize how precious ankles are.
ReplyDeleteAmerican Psycho: Wait... a woman really directed this movie?!
ReplyDeleteThe Wicker Man (1973):Oh Jesus Christ, they smoked the Equalizer!
ReplyDeleteHalloween II (2009): Rob Zombie does better second time around.
ReplyDeleteTrick r Treat: The best halloween movie since, well, Halloween.
ReplyDeleteHumanoids From The Deep: Fish monsters rape women and kill redknecks.
ReplyDeleteThankskilling - Rather Chug A Bucket of Rotten Milk.
ReplyDeleteEraserhead: I'm too uncomfortable to type a review.
ReplyDeleteNightmare on Elm Street (2010)
ReplyDeleteSorry Jackie Earl Haley but this blows.
Vacancy (2007): Kate Beckinsale checks in, I check out.
ReplyDeleteNosferatu (1922): Surely, the single greatest silent horror film?
ReplyDeleteLet the Right One In (2008) - This is one screwed up little boy.
ReplyDeleteLet Me In (2010) - Filmmakers loved lingering on shots, bad CGI.
ReplyDeleteThese Are the Damned (1963): Cool Coldwar creepiness about covert government experiments.
ReplyDeletePsycho: I want my Mommy! Wait, maybe not.
ReplyDeleteCarrie: Baptised in blood. Mother crusified. Carrie's resurrection.
ReplyDeleteThem!: Giant radioactive ants attack small town America!
ReplyDeleteParanormal Activity 2: You can't stop the inevitable. Only postpone.
ReplyDeleteDeathproof: Stuntman Mike fucks with the wrong women.
ReplyDeleteThe Blob: Who knew Jello could be so deadly?
ReplyDeleteBram Stoker's Dracula: Dear journal, I met a vampire...whoa!
ReplyDeleteWhite Zombie: Lugosi's great, but I prefer the band.
ReplyDeleteIdentity: Don't worry, it's all in your head.
ReplyDeleteTeeth: Scariest movie a man will ever see.
ReplyDeleteA Nightmare on Elm Street:Johnny Depp gets eaten by a bed!
ReplyDeleteThe Car: Josh Brolin: Better actor than his Dad.
ReplyDeleteDuel: Spielberg proves himself to be Hitchcock Junior.
ReplyDeleteTremors: Fast-moving "graboid" worms! And Kevin Bacon!
ReplyDeleteHouse of Dracula (1945): What made Universal think mold was scary?
ReplyDeleteThese are the Damned (1963): Radioactive kids = creepy + Oliver Reed as sociopath.
ReplyDeleteCabinet of Dr. Caligari (1919): It was a dream! Of a MADMAN!
ReplyDeleteDay of the Woman (I Spit on Your Grave, 1978): Rape, more rape, and even more rape.
ReplyDeleteThe Fly: Be afraid. Be very afraid...of Goldblum!
ReplyDeleteHouse of Wax [the latest version]: Paris Hilton dies. Achilles tendon scene- ouch!
ReplyDeletePeewee's Big Adventure: "tell 'em Large Marge sentcha!" childhood scarred.
ReplyDeleteLet the Right One In: i leave my funnel + chloroform at home...
ReplyDeleteAlien: First and best-- haunted house in space!
ReplyDeleteThe Exorcist: Why you do dis to me, Dami?
ReplyDeleteCreepshow: Stephen King acting vs. zombies... Definitely zombies.
ReplyDeleteCannibal Holocaust: A gruesome teaching method for anthropology buffs.
ReplyDeleteJeepers Creepers: Since when do Cat Ladies carry shotguns?
ReplyDeleteThe Wizard of Oz: Not horror, but my vision of hell.
ReplyDeleteCarnival of Souls: Better as a half-hour Twilight Zone episode
ReplyDeleteI Was A Teenage Werewolf: Wait! This movie isn't legitimately released yet!
ReplyDeleteAn American Werewolf in London: Ah! This is horror movie heaven, yes?
ReplyDeleteBeyond the Door: Biggest October letdown yet: batshit crazy bad.
ReplyDeleteThe Fog: Ladies and Gentlemen: Carpenter's odd "sophomore slump."
ReplyDeleteCat People (1942): Scariest when the new WIFE withholds sex.
ReplyDeleteRocky Horror Picture Show (1975): Let us do the time warp again.
ReplyDeleteDOLLS: They just want to be your friends!
ReplyDeletePARANORMAL ACTIVITY: There's lots of action under those sheets.
ReplyDeleteThe Howling: Werewolves turn me on too, Joe Dante.
ReplyDeleteThe Ring: The t.v. offers death, other than entertainment.
ReplyDeleteTroll II (1990): What's Nilbog spelled backwards? Pure camp entertainment.
ReplyDeleteFrozen (2010): The real killer? Ignorance. Oh, and wolves.
ReplyDeleteMy Bloody Valentine 3D (2009): Suspense and gore far surpassing OSHA regulations.
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