Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
Release date: June 22, 2012
So much of this movie's premise appeals to me. The impending end of the world, road trips, an R rating, unrequited love, Rob Huebel, being alone, classic Talking Heads, losing everything ... I'm such a cynical SOB, so it's rare when I find a trailer that just clicks. I won't say too much, other than I'm really looking forward to it. Let's hope its summer release date doesn't mean it's a mindless, dumb comedy. Let's hope Steve Carell can break out of his cinematic slump (barf on you, Date Night and Dinner for Schmucks). Let's hope Keira Knightley's underbite doesn't (wait for it) ... underwhelm! She gets to kiss Gillian Jacobs, and that, by itself, is reason enough to see this.
Take This Waltz
Release date: June 29, 2012
SARAH SILVERMAN GETS NAKED IN THIS MOVIE
Monumental: In Search of America's National Treasure
Release date: March 27, 2012
If Mike Seaver spent as much time searching for Richard Stabone's body as he did searching for America's soul, Andrew Koenig would still be alive. Of course, I'm kidding, because it doesn't look like Kirk Cameron spent ANY TIME on this "documentary" (vigorous sarcastic quotation marks). RIP Boner. And RIP America.