Tuesday, September 4, 2012
Unsung!: Cats Don't Dance
This film apparently went through pre-production hell. It started out in 1993 as a vehicle for Michael Jackson and the Looney Tunes. Jackson would appear in the film live, with the beloved Looney Tunes characters animated. When Jackson dropped out, Warner Bros. instead used the Looney Tunes gang, along with a live-action Michael Jordan, in the 1996 movie Space Jam. With new characters and a now fully-animated protagonist, Cats Don’t Dance was finally released in 1997 as the first and only production of Turner Feature Animation -- right before Ted Turner merged his media empire with Warner Brothers. The film’s release suffered in the corporate transition, and when it was finished, the studio dumped it. Cats Don’t Dance wound up costing more than $35 million; it made back less than $4 million at the box office. The loud and unwatchable Space Jam grossed more than $250 million.
This is a shame because Cats Don’t Dance is THE undiscovered animated gem of the last two decades. Gene Kelly consulted with the animators on the choreography, making this the last film on which Kelly ever worked. Cats Don’t Dance was the first non-Disney film to win the Annie Award for Best Animated Feature, years before the AMPAS made that an official Oscar category.
THE PLOT IN BRIEF: In 1939, Danny the Cat arrives in Hollywood from Kokomo, Indiana. His plan? According to his “To-Do List,” he is going to become a big movie star. He gives himself a week. After snagging a part in a Noah’s Ark-inspired musical extravaganza, Danny learns the Hard Hollywood Truth: child star Darla Dimple holds such sway at the studio and her hatred of animals is so great that animals are not allowed to sing and dance. At Mammoth Pictures, animals are little more than extras. Danny will not accept that reality and sets out to prove to studio head L.B. Mammoth that animals have much more to offer. Along the way, he gathers together a literal menagerie of talented friends.
- Cats Don’t Dance has enough visual invention for three conventional films. Recently on an F This Movie! podcast, I wondered what had ever happened to ancillary bits of “business” in narrative movies. Everywhere you look in the frame in Cats Don’t Dance, there is something going on: visual gags, running jokes (my favorite involves an unoffended pig), and amazing period detail. The pace of this film is frenetic, and I would almost say you have to see it twice just to take in all the gags.
- Randy Newman’s great songs. This was only Newman’s third children’s film after Toy Story and James and the Giant Peach, but what I love about his lyrics for Cats Don’t Dance is that they retain so much of the flavor that made him an unlikely pop star in the Seventies. The idiosyncratic, misanthropic writer of “Short People” is here in all his glory. Here are some lyrics from a big musical number about Noah’s Ark:
NOW THE PEOPLE THEY WERE SO BAD
THAT THE LORD MADE THE RAIN COME DOWN
AND HE WASHED AWAY THEIR BAD CITIES,
AND HE WASHED AWAY THEIR BAD TOWNS,
AND ALL OF THE PEOPLE DROWNED.
WITH THE ANIMALS IT WAS DIFFERENT
THOUGH SOME OF THEM DROWNED TOO
- One of the great villains in animation history. Darla Dimple and her manservant Max are really something to see. Darla is a sociopathic Shirley Temple manque and Max is an outsized, bastard hybrid of Erich Von Stroheim in Sunset Boulevard and Boris Karloff in the original Frankenstein. She is a lot like Cruella Deville, in that both are obsessed with MURDERING ANIMALS. Given that most animated films delight in the hijinks of anthropomorphic furry friends, this must be considered the greatest crime in the animated world. (Compare this to the lame villains in Space Jam -- they just want to beat MJ in BASKETBALL.)
Also, manservant Max is so much bigger than the diminutive Darla that it leads to some of the film’s best gags based on scale. As my astute son pointed out during a recent viewing, so much of the film’s visual motifs are based on the gaping disparity between large and small. This is a film that plays with a very big canvas.
- Check out this voice cast! Although most people probably remember Scott Bakula from Quantum Leap, he voices Danny here and does all his own singing. Jasmine Guy is suitably sweet as the female lead, though her singing is handled by Natalie Cole. The rest of the voice cast is a deep bench of beloved character actors, many of whom had never voiced an animated character before: John Rhys-Davies, George Kennedy, Kathy Najimy, Hal Holbrook, Don Knotts, and David Johansen. Director Mark Dindal even contributes as the formidable voice of Max.
This is the kind of film that children need to see: smart, but sweet. This is the kind of film that F-Head children need to see: full of sly references to classic Hollywood. Cats Don’t Dance also explodes with a kind of joy that is sorely lacking in most contemporary children’s films. Cats Don’t Dance (like the equally delighful Ratatouille) insists that you should never let other people define you. That is a message that our children need to hear again and again and again.