by Adam Riske
I had the pleasure of seeing San Andreas in one of the most famous theatres in the United States (the TCL Chinese Theatre in Los Angeles which has the third largest IMAX screen in the country). The reason I tell you this is not to brag but because my moviegoing experience was so good and memorable that I might be residually kinder to San Andreas than if I saw it in a standard multiplex like I usually go to. That aside, the movie really worked for me and I was very entertained. It’s a fine example of the disaster movie genre and a cut better than most of its peers (the high-water mark, for me at least, is The Poseidon Adventure).
San Andreas is a movie where it feels like the filmmakers studied other disaster movies and said to themselves “how do we make ours better than most?” It’s nothing groundbreaking but is an example of great trash, which is the best most disaster movies can expect to be. It has really incredible special effects (it doesn’t seem fake at any point) and director Brad Peyton (Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, Journey 2: The Mysterious Island) knows where to put the camera to get good coverage of the earthquakes, tsunamis and other mini crises involving cliffs and helicopters. I had my doubts if Peyton was up to the task of directing a big blockbuster based on his previous resume, but he does a nice job.
Despite solid performances from the cast, the characters are thin, which isn’t surprising for a disaster movie. Usually, though, they are “types,” but most of the people in San Andreas are just boring nice people who are good at their jobs (rescue pilot, scientist) or roles (parents, friends). The movie likes its characters, at least, so that’s something. Dwayne Johnson, of course, stands out the most and he proves to be a solid anchor for a movie like San Andreas. This is his Daylight. One awesome joke (about second base) aside, he is playing it pretty earnest here and not doing “The Rock” like he did in Furious 7 for example. Carla Gugino and Alexandra Daddario are both fine as his wife and daughter. A bonus is they are so beautiful to look at. I need to stress that…THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL TO LOOK AT. Tagging along with Daddario are two young men who I can best describe as Gentleman Timothy Dalton and a kid that will grow up to look like Colm Meaney. They’re fine. Whatever. San Andreas has one heavy and he’s played by Ioan Gruffudd, who projects little villainy. Bad casting there. Also worth noting is Paul Giamatti who plays “the scientist” and he’s actually quite good here, elevating material that is largely little more than expository. I did find it odd, however, that Giamatti and Johnson’s characters never intersect. It’s like they’re in two completely similar and parallel movies. It’s weird. And Kylie Minogue is in this for five minutes, so “aw yeah” for us I guess, right?
Man of Steel or World War Z, but in San Andreas the mass destruction didn’t bother me. The end credits feature a cover of “California Dreamin’” by Sia that is ridiculous in its histrionics. That might be the biggest disaster of San Andreas.
I saw the movie in 3D (I had no choice) and the 3D was fine but didn’t necessarily enhance anything. I’m so tired of this 3D trend, where the movie is playing only at certain times in 2D and other times in 3D. That’s stupid. Play both options at the same time so people have a choice and are not forced to see 3D when they would prefer not to. Gah. Ugh. Theatre owners can be such dicks sometimes. But anyways, back to the movie: it won’t change your life or anything but if you want to see it, go see it in a theater…in 2D. I can’t imagine this movie playing nearly as well on Blu-Ray or cable.
Mad Max: Fury Road.
You had me at "Lights Camera Adam"ReplyDelete
You had me at Alexandra Daddario. I saw the movie, I had a decent time. It literally is a disaster movie play book beat for beat though. I thought Giamatti was kinda wasted. His arc was to get on tv, That was pretty much it. It was so cliched that I thought it was messing with us at first and it was gonna turn some of that stuff on it's head but nope. Broken family, asshole stepdad, daughter needs rescued, family needs to reunite, scientist knows stuff everyone else doesn't. But hey the Rock rides a Tsunami. I give it 3 out of 5 sugar plums on the LCJ scale.ReplyDelete
I agree with everything you point out in your comment especially the number of sugar plums. I tend to like disaster movies so the beat for beat was fine by me.Delete
So tired of movie theaters trying to force 3d on us.ReplyDelete
I'm one of the biggest supporters and fans of 3D around these parts, but even I was appalled at how 3D was pushed on the public with this movie. In NYC only about 20-25% of screenings were in 2D, and always at the most inconvenient of times (11AM, 3:25PM, etc.). The studios and theaters are clearly trying to make a buck on the extra fees of 3D, but a movie like "San Andreas" doesn't need 3D to stand out. I saw it in 2D and was fine (click my name to read my review), but "San Andreas" it's no "Gravity." The box office numbers are clearly inflated by the 3D surcharge, which makes me see its #1 ranking for the week as suspect. Oh well, got my money's worth. :)Delete
Yesterday I had a great evening with this one. Fast pacing right from the start, serviceable performances with ok dialogue for this kind of movie, great visuals and a fine score by Andrew Lockington. Way better than Emmerichs bloated and overlong 2012.ReplyDelete
To me there were three stand-out special effects sequences: The wide shot of the earthquake rolling like a wave under the surface of the city, the containership lurking over the tsunami wave and crashing in the Golden Gate bridge and the underground train shooting out of the tunnel.
I agree with 3D enhancing nothing, but here in Germany you pretty much always have to go with the 3D, because the 2D screenings - if there are any - are mostly on the smaller screens...and I usually go to the cinema to see the movie on the biggest screen possible.
My favourite scene was when Alexandra Daddario was swimming :)ReplyDelete