Saturday, October 10, 2015

Scary Movie Challenge VI (Day 10)


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  1. Evil Dead (2013)

    You Dirty Cunt was my father's name

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  2. Scream (1996)

    The back of Neve's tits were disgusting

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  3. Return to House on Haunted Hill (2007)

    Return to Blah on Boring Who Cares

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  4. Deathgasm (2015)

    A metal homage to Rami & Jackson.

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  5. Guillermo del Toro's CRONOS (1992, Hulu's Criterion Channel) for the first time.

    Perlman crushes it in two languages, putas!

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  6. BREEDERS (1986, Amazon Prime) for the first time.

    The 'Mathilda May Walking Nude' Appreciation Society.

    and/or

    Rapier than "The Entity"! Nuder than "Lifeforce"!

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  7. FIEND WITHOUT A FACE (1957, Hulu's Criterion Channel) for the first time.

    Don't have a cow, atomic 'mental vampire.'

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  8. Wes Craven's CURSED (2005, Amazon Prime) for the first time.

    Craven/Williamson collaborations reach diminishing returns point.

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  9. Exorcist III (1990)

    Do giant scissors like this really exist?

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  10. Knock Knock (2015)

    Yet another argument for leaving fucking Facebook.

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  11. Dressed to Kill (1980)

    Jan guesses the twist fifteen minutes in.

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  12. Drag Me To Hell (2009)

    Same Raimi energy, less Raimi practical effects.

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  13. Tremors 5: Bloodlines (2015)

    In his nightmares THIS stars Kevin Bacon.

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  14. I'm sorry for the postings above - Google is driving me mad...

    Alien (1979)

    IMO still the best of the series.

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  15. Curious George: A Halloween Boo Fest (2013)

    Son, eighty five viewings is surely enough!

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  16. Tales from the Crypt [S02E10] - The Ventriloquist's Dummy (1990)

    Less Child's Play and more Basket Case.

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  17. Waxwork (1988)

    Had me at John Rhys Davies Werewolf.

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  18. Hellraiser (1987)

    The Chattering Cenobite is my Christian Grey.

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  19. Schizoid (1980)

    Really? Dr. Love? She had it coming...

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  20. The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
    What if she hadn't dyed her hair?

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  21. Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982)

    Dick Cloth -- never leave home without it.

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  22. Invisible Sister (2015)

    How to define "generic" in seven words?

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  23. Red Eye (2005)

    Nice scarf, deaf adjacent passengers, BOAT ROCKET!!!

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  24. Halloween (1978)

    Blue balls for Michael's sister's boyfriend again

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  25. House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

    Roadside America...kind of the worst, right?

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  26. Cruel Jaws (Jaws 5) (1995 TV Movie) Dir. Bruno Mattei

    The Godfrey Ho of shark attack films.

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  27. Rosemary's Baby (1968)

    No way, coven sounds like oven, man.

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  28. Night of the Dark Full Moon a.k.a Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972) Dir. Theodore Gershuny

    Stylish, grimy, oozes 70's filmmaking, loved it.

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  29. The Vatican Tapes (2015)

    This is the very definition of Generic.

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  30. Bride of Chucky (1998)

    Yet another sex mirror related death, tragic.

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  31. Galaxy of Terror (1981)

    The gold standard for "Going Too Far"

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  32. Dark Was the Night

    Wendigo? Over there. Bright was the CGI

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  33. The Final Girls (2015)

    Really intelligent, good looking, but not funny.

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  34. Dressed to Kill (1980)

    Cross-dressing slasher has an identity crisis.

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  35. Knock Knock (2015)

    Alternate title: Bitches Be Crazy: The Movie

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  36. Dressed to Kill (1980)

    Sexually needy? Slashy speedy. Blondie bleedy. DePalma!!!

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  37. Carnival of Souls (1962)

    Take as many baths as you want.

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  38. Darkness Falls

    Maybe tooth fairy needs love, perhaps Krampus?

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  39. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

    Ugly parkour witches really jump the shark.

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  40. Friday the 13th Part 2

    Why??? it was Camp Crystal Lake aJASONt

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  41. Event Horizon

    Ehh fuck alien, we got space hell!

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  42. The Monster Squad

    Goonies, but with monsters. I loved it.

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  43. Poltergeist 3 (1988)

    makes you hate the name Carol Anne

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kruy104qq28&feature=youtu.be

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  44. The Descent (2005)

    Odd theme for a girl's birthday party.

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  45. The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

    I wish it would've been the unicorn.

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  46. Killer Legends (2014)

    I should have watched something else instead.

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  47. Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw III

    Waterproof chainsaw? Cool! Movie still sucks though...

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  48. Jason X

    Robot with Magnetic nipples turns me on!

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  49. Friday the 13th Part 3

    sorry for the playoffs of review, i just couldn't help myself.

    Bahahahahahah....you ate all your fuckin weed

    Buckle up we got a juggling competition

    Herbie meets Jason but still not entertaining

    Man, Jason Voorhees is kind of retarded

    Yeah this fucking thing is in 3D

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  50. Tales of Terror (1962)

    Three Vincents for the Price of one.

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  51. Bucket Of Blood (1959)

    Those sculptures are beautiful... oh, oh no...

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  52. Last House On The Left (1972)

    Brutality, rape, murder, bloody blowjobs... slapstick cops?

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  53. Pulse (2005)

    2 hour nap with some creepy imagery

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  54. Chopping Mall (1986)

    Megaviolent robots must protect the Orange Julius.

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  55. Late Night Trains (1975)

    Hey Craven, Lado saw Virgin Spring too.

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  56. Let Sleeping Corpses Lie (1974)

    Little Known fact: Hippies started the Apocalypse.

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  57. Nightmare Maker (1982)

    Basically the Republicans view of today's America.

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  58. Possession (1981)

    Apparently breaking up is hard to do.

    or

    Sam Neil screams. Adjani fucks a turnip.

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  59. Pranks (1982)

    The award for douchiest killer goes to...

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  60. Gavin Leahy OctoberOctober 10, 2015 at 8:05 PM

    Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)

    What Creepshow 2 couldn't afford to show.

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  61. Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw III

    Waterproof chainsaw? Cool! Movie still sucks though...

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  62. The Final Girls (2015)

    Farmiga causes CGI car accident. Bad Farmiga!

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  63. The Mummy (1932)
    Thank you JB, I have been converted

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  64. The Final Girls (2015) Dir. Todd Strauss-Schulson

    Clever, fun, perfect premise wasted for millennials.

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  65. Demonte Colony (2015)
    We're all gonna die--cue musical number!

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  66. Friday the 13th (1980)

    And she sailed happily off into....AAAAHHHHH!!!

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  67. Excision (2012)
    At least my sister always uses anesthesia.

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  68. Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)
    Use of just the claw still effective

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  69. The Final Girls (2014)
    I wanna see Camp Bloodbath 2 now.

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  70. Friday The 13th Part 2 (1981)

    Baghead Jason doesn't discriminate against the handicapped.

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  71. Leprechaun: Origins (2014)

    You know what's not gold? Origin stories.

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  72. Frankenstein (1931)

    Herrs, fraulines, but no German accents, ever. :-)

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  73. Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)

    Death takes on The Phantom; Scientology wins.

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  74. The Midnight Meat Train (2008)
    Bradley Cooper hangs out on a train.

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  75. The Monster Squad (1987)

    BOGOF Monster sale! (Dracula's brides sold separately.)

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  76. Shocker (1989)

    Craven's Friday Night Lights featuring Horace Pinker.

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  77. Horror Of Dracula (1958)
    Who knew Tarkin was so athletic?

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  78. June (2015) Dir. L. Gustavo Cooper

    Uhh...Nothing to say, generic as hell.

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  79. Valentine (2001)

    I choo-choo-choose to get Angel a Kleenex.

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  80. The Babadook (2014)

    Just remembered Doug's story of his cellar...

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  81. Deathgasm (2015)

    Enjoyable horror comedy with solid dildo kill

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  82. Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)

    Welcome to the camp that dreaded sundown.

    or

    "Alice survived first movie? I'll fix that."

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  83. Army of Darkness (1993)

    I'm bad Ash! And you're good Ash!

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  84. Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror (1981)

    Zombie Man-Child Eats His Mothers Boob

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  85. Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

    Jaws meets Jason. Crispin screwed then corkscrewed.

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  86. Orphan (2009)

    Guilt-free boner thanks to twist ending

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  87. Dr. Sardonicus (1961) - A plastic smile and a rigged "election"

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  88. Halloween (1978)

    How did they hide Jamie's giant penis?

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  89. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse: Mickey's Monster Musical (2015)

    Mickey has an "evil" twin, Count Mickula!

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  90. We Are Still Here (2015, Dir. Ted Geoghegan)

    Waiter! I ordered my ghosts medium rare.

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  91. Scream 4 (2011)

    New decade. New Rules. Same ol' Shit.

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  92. Devil's Due (2014)
    Don't want to spawn Satan? Use Uber.

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  93. The Descent (2005)

    When your femur torch outlives your friendships.

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  94. Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    Guys can have nightmares too. #genderequality

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  95. Sorority House Massacre (1986)

    Poster seems sexy, but haircut ruins it.

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  96. Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)

    Innovative way to resurrect and kill franchise.

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  97. Shock Waves (1977)

    Alternate title: Surf Zombie Nazi's Must Dive

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  98. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)

    Big whoop. It's just an emo kid.

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  99. Teeth (2007)

    Jess Weixler's a fox. I'd risk it.

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