Thursday, October 15, 2015

Scary Movie Challenge VI (Day 15)


74 comments:

  1. Bella Lugosi in INVISIBLE GHOST (1941, Amazon Prime) for the first time.

    'Poverty Row' wannabe thriller pays Bella's bills.

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  2. QUEEN OF BLOOD (1966, Amazon Prime) for the first time.

    More coherent and realistic than Hooper's "Lifeforce."

    and/or

    Rathbone, Saxon, Hopper vs. space Mata Hari.

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  3. ZOMBEAVERS (2014, Netflix Instant) for the first time.

    Someone really likes "Creepshow 2's" raft segment.

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  4. Robert Wiene's THE CABINET OF DR. CALIGARI (1920, Amazon Prime) for the first time.

    Could... these intertitles ... scroll... any... S-L-O-W-E-R...? AAARGGHHH!

    and/or

    Soundtrack by freebasing studio jazz musicians rehearsing.

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  5. The Sixth Sense (1999)

    A boy cries and a psychologist dies.

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  6. Chernobyl Diaries (2012)

    In Soviet Russia, garbage writes Oren Peli.

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  7. Maniac (2012)

    Neither twisted nor psychological. It's total camp.

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  8. Critters 2 (1988)

    Miss June is bustin' out all over.

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  9. Sleepwalkers (1992)

    Kitty Krause crushes Krige's cat- sensitive kitty!

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  10. The Suckling (1990)

    Of course abortion hangers are still usable!

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  11. Waxwork II: Lost in Time (1992)

    Same shit happens to same wax twice.

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  12. Contracted
    Haunted lesbian vaginas should not prepare food

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  13. Se7en (1995)
    Sounds like something Keyser Soze would do.

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  14. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

    Leatherface introduces marital aid to the relationship.

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  15. The Case of the Scorpion's Tail (1971) - come for mysterty, stay for the women!

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  16. The Dead Zone (1983) - walken trying to look creepy, he succeeds!

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  17. Wolf (1994)

    Werewolf Jack Nicholson is... just Jack Nicholson?

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  18. Santa Sangre (1989)

    Little boy has bad day, murders people.

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  19. KAIRO/PULSE (2001)

    AOL will do anything to keep subscribers.

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  20. Chillerama (2011)

    Lowbrow... unlike my name, which screams CLASS.

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  21. Jack Frost 2:Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (1996)

    A faithful adaptation to Jane Austen's novel.

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  22. Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)

    Thought provoking struggle of garbage vs recycling.

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  23. Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)

    I left the antique store for THIS?

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  24. Psycho (1998)

    So bad, it'll make you question masterbation.

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  25. Psycho (1998)

    So bad, it'll make you question masterbation.

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  26. Dark Touch (2013)

    Hope child actors are in therapy now.

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  27. Killing season (2013)

    No horror except for Travolta`s facial hair

    or

    Ten minutes slowly cawling end credits - aarghh

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  28. Copykill (1995)

    Not leaving the house doesn´t mean safety

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  29. Interview With the Vampire (1994)

    Moral of the story: Tom Cruise sucks.

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  30. Black Rock (2012)
    Hot, Hottie, and Hotterson battle my boner!

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  31. Girly (1970)

    The most polite horror movie ever made.

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  32. The Child (1977)

    The remake should star Lights Camera Jackson.

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  33. Christmas Evil (1980)

    All I Know is kill Moss Garcia.

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  34. The Unnamable II: The Statement of Randolph Carter (1993)

    Touching love story between man and monster.

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  35. Communion/Alice, Sweet Alice (1976)

    Also known as the Suddenly Susan prequel.

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  36. Dawn f the Mummy (1981)

    Molotov. Dynamite. It's all the same thing.

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  37. Dead Kids/Strange Behavior (1981)

    Rachael the Replicant dopes kids into killers.

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  38. Friday the 13th Part III (1982 Dir. Steve Miner)

    Is that a dog blowing a man?

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  39. Scream 2

    Favourite Film nerd Dies,

    Not Cool Guys!

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  40. Satan's Little Helper (2004, Dir. Jeff Lieberman) 1st time viewing...

    Katheryn Winnick; little David Schwimmer's awkward boner!

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  41. Trilogy of Terror (1975)

    That Zuni doll would kick Chucky's ass.

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  42. House of the Dead (2003)

    Not the worst zombie movie out there.

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  43. HalloweeNight (2009) Dir. Mark Polonia

    The least sexy "sexy nurse" costume ever.

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  44. The Pact (2012)
    My uncle just slept on the couch.

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  45. Halloween Night (1988) Dir. Jag Mundhra

    Lasers, Music Videos, Satanic Grandpas, Pitchforks, hairdo's.

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  46. Wolfcop (2014)
    Exploding dicks, alcoholic werewolf, and shapeshifting dickheads.

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  47. Carnage (1984) Dir. Andy Milligan

    (Couldn't resist - a 7 word review ahead of it's time - the tagline for the movie)

    "See home appliances slice and dice...People!"

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  48. Gavin Leahy OctoberOctober 15, 2015 at 8:21 PM

    What We Do in the Shadows (2014)

    Made me hate Werewolves more then Cursed.

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  49. Videodrome (1983)

    Death to Hulu, long live new flesh!

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  50. Tremors 5: Bloodline (2015)

    Did somebody ass blast Jamie Kennedy's face?

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  51. Cheerleader Camp (1988)

    I wish that I didn't own this.

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  52. The Final Girls (2015)

    I always chug vodka in movie theaters.

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  53. The Stendhal Syndrome

    Worst Father of the Year goes to...

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  54. Subspecies (1991)

    What's that they say about long fingers?

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  55. Goosebumps (2015)

    Jack Black is back in black, Jack.

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  56. Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)

    Alexandra makes me do MY thing, cuz.

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  57. Long Time Dead (2002)

    Oh...My...God...Kill these people already!!!

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  58. Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)

    The K is silent...you stupid fuckface.

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  59. Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood )1996(

    Hey, babe. Wanna see a Republicans dick?

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  60. Crimson Peak (2015)
    Hitchcock, Argento, and Bava haunt that mansion.

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  61. Scream 3

    David goes Dewey over Courtney's Bad Bangs!

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  62. Crimson Peak (2015)

    This film could really use Vincent Price.

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  63. Crimson Peak (2015)

    The origin story of "Flip This House"

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  64. We Are Still Here (2015)

    Smoke is now forever a bit creepier.

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  65. Tales from the Dark Side: The Movie (1990)
    Old lady death by face fucking cat

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  66. Late Phases (2014)

    No Elvis? No Kennedy? They're all screwed.

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  67. Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)

    Fell asleep three consecutive nights - fuck this!

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  68. Murder Party (2007)

    Attended a murder party once. Got hammered.

    You wouldn't believe who I sawed there.

    Hooked a foxy brunette, then nailed her.

    My buddy, Stan, got so fucking toasted.

    The DJ sucked, so we axed him.

    Things started to die down near dawn.

    By night's end, we were practically dead.

    We also stabbed a guy to death.

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  69. Land of the Dead (2005)

    Cheerleader zombie is my favorite. RIP Mouse.

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  70. Knock Knock (2015)

    Call me crazy, but...still worth it.

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  71. The Blob (1988)

    Those trunk bottles would all be broken.

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  72. Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) - with commentary

    Your dad could be a leading man.

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  73. The Fog (1980)

    Rusty ghost pirate weapons require tetanus shots.

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  74. The Theatre Bizarre (2011)

    So, was "The Theatre Unwatchable" already taken?

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