Saturday, October 17, 2015

Scary Movie Challenge VI (Day 17)


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  1. Luke October 17, 2015 at 2:17 AM

    Halloween (1978)

    Hard nipples and blood make Micheal happy.

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  2. AnonymousOctober 17, 2015 at 5:06 AM

    The Exorcist (1973)

    Best use of green pea soup ever

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  3. AnonymousOctober 17, 2015 at 5:08 AM

    Exorcist II - The heretic (1977)

    Severly lacking in the pea soup department

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  4. GilOctober 17, 2015 at 5:32 AM

    A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
    Moral: meticulously signed search warrants save lives.

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  5. Kyle MulfordOctober 17, 2015 at 7:32 AM

    Batman Unlimited: Monster Mayhem (2015)

    Movie gives another reason to hate selfies.

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  6. Kyle MulfordOctober 17, 2015 at 7:33 AM

    The Monster Squad (1987)

    What kills the Creature? Just about anything.

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  7. Cosmo WallaceOctober 17, 2015 at 7:39 AM

    Rosemary’s Baby (1968)

    Lesson: never eat suspect chocolate mousse.

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  8. J.M. VargasOctober 17, 2015 at 8:09 AM

    TROLLHUNTER (2010, Amazon Prime) for the first time.

    'Nilbog' is Norwegian for 'I want sequel.'

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  9. J.M. VargasOctober 17, 2015 at 8:14 AM

    Dennis Weaver in TERROR AT THE BEACH (1973, YouTube) for the first time. (Made-for-TV movie)

    McCloud's fists teach terrorizing hippies who's boss.

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  10. G. StewieOctober 17, 2015 at 9:39 AM

    Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

    Kincaid calling Freddy Krueger a pussy...priceless

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  11. Heath HollandOctober 17, 2015 at 9:57 AM

    Crystal Lake Memories

    Only slightly shorter than the movies themselves.

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  12. Gunther PeetersOctober 17, 2015 at 10:08 AM

    The Green Inferno (2013) - it's more like 'the earth-toned charring'

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  13. Keith LoveOctober 17, 2015 at 10:59 AM

    Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)

    This lousy movie can go to hell.

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  14. Tron'sOctober 17, 2015 at 11:08 AM

    The Lazarus Effect (2015)
    The Bullshit Effect. God this film sucked.

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  15. janbottigOctober 17, 2015 at 11:56 AM

    Silence of the Lambs (1991)

    Fear somehow makes Clarice MORE badass. Amazing!

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  16. KathyOctober 17, 2015 at 12:09 PM

    Godzilla 1985 (1985) - Godzilla's weakness? Bird sounds! Never used again.....

    Or

    Raymond Burr's barely in his own movie. :-p

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  17. Brian SagerOctober 17, 2015 at 12:24 PM

    The Thing (1982 Dir. John Carpenter)

    Why do scientists need so many flamethrowers?

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  18. Alwin Leene (Dragpad)October 17, 2015 at 12:25 PM

    The Fly (1986)

    There is a fly in my capuchino.

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  19. Dan SnyderOctober 17, 2015 at 12:31 PM

    Night of the Seagulls (1975)

    Much better than Night of 1000 Cats

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  20. KathyOctober 17, 2015 at 12:46 PM

    The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant (1971) - Abnormal psychology classes should study this director.

    Or

    Bigger piece of shit than I remembered.

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  21. UnknownOctober 17, 2015 at 12:56 PM

    Knock, Knock (2015)

    Many uncomfortable chairs and awkward games USA.

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  22. UnknownOctober 17, 2015 at 1:01 PM

    Not sure if this one counts:

    The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
    Tim Curry is strangely sexy to me.

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  23. DennisOctober 17, 2015 at 1:18 PM

    Poltergeist (Original)


    This house is not clean, Thank god!

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  24. Jonathan MillsOctober 17, 2015 at 1:24 PM

    The Hills Have Eyes (2006)

    'Merica! The flag protecting in new ways.

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  25. Jonathan MillsOctober 17, 2015 at 1:25 PM

    Knock, Knock (2015)

    This much Uber and vinyl. Hipster die.

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  26. Dan SnyderOctober 17, 2015 at 1:55 PM

    Pieces (1982)

    Pornographic puzzles? Why? Also, who wants that?

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  27. Brent PetersenOctober 17, 2015 at 2:02 PM

    Tales of Halloween (2015)

    You might hate this...you stupid idiot.

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  28. Daniel EplerOctober 17, 2015 at 2:41 PM

    The House of Ghosts (1908)

    These effects are super impressive. Forget CGI!

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  29. Daniel EplerOctober 17, 2015 at 2:43 PM

    The Fall of the House of Usher (1928)

    Weirdness abounds. Very well worth your time.

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  30. Nik RobinsonOctober 17, 2015 at 3:36 PM

    Child's Play (1988)

    Teddy Ruxpin would never pull this shit.

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  31. Dan SnyderOctober 17, 2015 at 3:59 PM

    Tales of Halloween (2015)

    My face hurts... from so many smiles.

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  32. Alex KeilOctober 17, 2015 at 5:08 PM

    From Dusk till Dawn
    Clooney plays despicable killer, Tarantino plays himself

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  33. KathyOctober 17, 2015 at 5:16 PM

    Shocker (1989) - I guess that's one word for it....

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  34. Matt SollenbergerOctober 17, 2015 at 5:21 PM

    Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

    Love: effects, atmosphere, Oldman. Hate: Everything else.

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  35. UnknownOctober 17, 2015 at 6:16 PM

    Evil Dead (2013)
    First Aid Advice: Leave the plastic bag.

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  36. Mikko ViinikkaOctober 17, 2015 at 6:44 PM

    The Visit (2015)

    The twist: M. Night not on screen.

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  37. ChaybeeOctober 17, 2015 at 7:06 PM

    Bastard (2015) Dirs. Powell Robinson, Patrick Robert Young

    Surprisingly good nostalgic slasher but messy characters.

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  38. janbottigOctober 17, 2015 at 8:36 PM

    Crimson Peak (2015)

    Scathing indictment of Victorian mining/murder practices.

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  39. ChaybeeOctober 17, 2015 at 8:43 PM

    The Wicked Within (2015) Dir. Jay Alaimo

    Awfully written to the point of absurdity.

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  40. UnknownOctober 17, 2015 at 8:51 PM

    Crimson Peak (2015)

    Guillermo excels with design but not script.

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  41. Clint JonesOctober 17, 2015 at 8:51 PM

    Tales of Halloween (2015)

    John Landis can be my goblin father.

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  42. Death By DVDOctober 17, 2015 at 8:51 PM

    Eaten Alive! (1980)

    Ivan Rassimov. Powers Boothe he is not.

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  43. Death By DVDOctober 17, 2015 at 8:54 PM

    Enter the Devil (1972)

    Much better satanists in Werewolves on Wheels.

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  44. Death By DVDOctober 17, 2015 at 8:55 PM

    The Erotic Rites of Frankenstein (1973)

    Funky silver disco Frankenstein is my hero.

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  45. GilOctober 17, 2015 at 8:56 PM

    The Exorcist (1973)
    My vomit looks more like pumpkin soup.

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  46. Death By DVDOctober 17, 2015 at 8:56 PM

    The Evil (1978)

    Better version of Disney's The Haunted Mansion.

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  47. Death By DVDOctober 17, 2015 at 8:58 PM

    The Executioner/Massacre Mafia Style (1974)

    Duke Mitchell executes the fucking Brooklyn Gorilla.

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  48. GilOctober 17, 2015 at 8:58 PM

    Crimson Peak (2015)
    Guillermo del Toro does Guillermo del Toro.

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  49. Jonathan MillsOctober 17, 2015 at 9:00 PM

    Annabelle (2014)

    I want an Annabelle. Wallis, not doll.

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  50. Mike POctober 17, 2015 at 9:11 PM

    Tales of Halloween (2015)

    You shouldn't play tricks on the devil

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  51. Dan SnyderOctober 17, 2015 at 9:11 PM

    Trucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010)

    Lovable hillbillies defending themselves from frat boys.

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  52. EliTheButcherBoyOctober 17, 2015 at 10:25 PM

    Crimson Peak (2015)
    Protagonist is named Cushing. Marry me, Guillermo.

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  53. ChaybeeOctober 17, 2015 at 10:38 PM

    Unnatural (2015) Dir. Hank Braxtan

    Decent use of animatronic killer polar bear.

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  54. Mikko ViinikkaOctober 17, 2015 at 11:29 PM

    Scream 2 (1997)

    I'm okay not watching 3, 4, right?

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  55. Brian SagerOctober 17, 2015 at 11:32 PM

    It Follows (2015 Dir. David Robert Mitchell)

    Scary demon easily defeated by speed walking.

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  56. AJ MullerOctober 18, 2015 at 12:34 AM

    Child's Play (1988)

    Chucky is Donald Trump with better hair.

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  57. Adam RiskeOctober 18, 2015 at 12:55 AM

    Dead of Night (1945)

    The last 5 minutes are a doozy.

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  58. Adam RiskeOctober 18, 2015 at 12:57 AM

    Dracula Has Risen From the Grave (1968)

    For me, better than Horror of Dracula.

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  59. Adam RiskeOctober 18, 2015 at 12:58 AM

    Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)

    So much creativity, showmanship, playfulness and fun!

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  60. Adam RiskeOctober 18, 2015 at 12:58 AM

    Dawn of the Dead (1978)

    An amazing movie but you know that.

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  61. Adam RiskeOctober 18, 2015 at 12:58 AM

    Demons (1985)

    Not bad...it's just not my thing.

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  62. CullenOctober 18, 2015 at 1:24 AM

    Tales of Halloween

    Born of Tom Atkins cultivated dick cloth.

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  63. AJ MullerOctober 18, 2015 at 1:25 AM

    Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)

    Guy. Mattress. Razor. Invisible bugs.
    ...FUUUUCK YOOOUU.

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  64. GilOctober 18, 2015 at 2:16 AM

    Return to Nuke 'Em High Vol.1 (2013)
    Oh my God, the Glee Club's bulimic!

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  65. Tyson LOctober 18, 2015 at 2:22 AM

    It Follows (2014)

    Catholic sex-ed propaganda: Had sex? DEATH!

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  66. Brian SagerOctober 18, 2015 at 2:43 AM

    The Shining (1980 Dir. Stanley Kubrick)

    Tonight's special.....put on your dog suit.

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  67. AnonymousOctober 18, 2015 at 8:08 AM

    From Dusk till Dawn (1996)

    Where can I get Savini`s crotch gun?

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  68. adamarmourOctober 18, 2015 at 12:23 PM

    The Thing (1982)

    Meanwhile, the Norwegian cat slips away unnoticed.

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  69. Daniel EplerOctober 18, 2015 at 1:16 PM

    Dead of Night (1945)

    The night wasn't that dead. Fun stories!

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  70. Daniel EplerOctober 18, 2015 at 1:17 PM

    Dracula Has Risen From the Grave (1968)

    Hammer Horror is like a comfort blanket.

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  71. Daniel EplerOctober 18, 2015 at 1:18 PM

    Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)

    Boy does this play with an audience!!

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  72. Daniel EplerOctober 18, 2015 at 1:20 PM

    Dawn of the Dead (1978)

    My new love for this just bloomed.

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  73. Daniel EplerOctober 18, 2015 at 1:21 PM

    Demons (1985)

    Look at screen... there's probably something bonkers.

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  74. SolOctober 18, 2015 at 7:21 PM

    Tales of Halloween (2015)

    Did everyone spot the Killer POV host?

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  75. Patrick BromleyOctober 18, 2015 at 10:39 PM

    Crimson Peak (2015)

    So gorgeous. Don't eat the red snow.

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  76. Norm DeplumeOctober 19, 2015 at 8:18 AM

    Fade to Black (1980)

    The natural evolution of Scary Movie Month.

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