Halloween (1978)Hard nipples and blood make Micheal happy.
The Exorcist (1973)Best use of green pea soup ever
Exorcist II - The heretic (1977)Severly lacking in the pea soup department
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Moral: meticulously signed search warrants save lives.
Batman Unlimited: Monster Mayhem (2015)Movie gives another reason to hate selfies.
The Monster Squad (1987)What kills the Creature? Just about anything.
Rosemary’s Baby (1968)Lesson: never eat suspect chocolate mousse.
TROLLHUNTER (2010, Amazon Prime) for the first time.'Nilbog' is Norwegian for 'I want sequel.'
Dennis Weaver in TERROR AT THE BEACH (1973, YouTube) for the first time. (Made-for-TV movie)McCloud's fists teach terrorizing hippies who's boss.
Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream WarriorsKincaid calling Freddy Krueger a pussy...priceless
Crystal Lake MemoriesOnly slightly shorter than the movies themselves.
The Green Inferno (2013) - it's more like 'the earth-toned charring'
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)This lousy movie can go to hell.
The Lazarus Effect (2015)The Bullshit Effect. God this film sucked.
Silence of the Lambs (1991)Fear somehow makes Clarice MORE badass. Amazing!
Godzilla 1985 (1985) - Godzilla's weakness? Bird sounds! Never used again.....OrRaymond Burr's barely in his own movie. :-p
The Thing (1982 Dir. John Carpenter)Why do scientists need so many flamethrowers?
The Fly (1986)There is a fly in my capuchino.
Night of the Seagulls (1975) Much better than Night of 1000 Cats
The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant (1971) - Abnormal psychology classes should study this director.OrBigger piece of shit than I remembered.
Knock, Knock (2015)Many uncomfortable chairs and awkward games USA.
Not sure if this one counts:The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)Tim Curry is strangely sexy to me.
Poltergeist (Original) This house is not clean, Thank god!
The Hills Have Eyes (2006)'Merica! The flag protecting in new ways.
Knock, Knock (2015)This much Uber and vinyl. Hipster die.
Pieces (1982) Pornographic puzzles? Why? Also, who wants that?
Tales of Halloween (2015)You might hate this...you stupid idiot.
The House of Ghosts (1908)These effects are super impressive. Forget CGI!
The Fall of the House of Usher (1928)Weirdness abounds. Very well worth your time.
Child's Play (1988)Teddy Ruxpin would never pull this shit.
Tales of Halloween (2015)My face hurts... from so many smiles.
From Dusk till Dawn Clooney plays despicable killer, Tarantino plays himself
Shocker (1989) - I guess that's one word for it....
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)Love: effects, atmosphere, Oldman. Hate: Everything else.
Evil Dead (2013)First Aid Advice: Leave the plastic bag.
The Visit (2015)The twist: M. Night not on screen.
Bastard (2015) Dirs. Powell Robinson, Patrick Robert YoungSurprisingly good nostalgic slasher but messy characters.
Crimson Peak (2015)Scathing indictment of Victorian mining/murder practices.
The Wicked Within (2015) Dir. Jay AlaimoAwfully written to the point of absurdity.
Crimson Peak (2015)Guillermo excels with design but not script.
Tales of Halloween (2015)John Landis can be my goblin father.
Eaten Alive! (1980)Ivan Rassimov. Powers Boothe he is not.
Enter the Devil (1972)Much better satanists in Werewolves on Wheels.
The Erotic Rites of Frankenstein (1973)Funky silver disco Frankenstein is my hero.
The Exorcist (1973)My vomit looks more like pumpkin soup.
The Evil (1978)Better version of Disney's The Haunted Mansion.
The Executioner/Massacre Mafia Style (1974)Duke Mitchell executes the fucking Brooklyn Gorilla.
Crimson Peak (2015)Guillermo del Toro does Guillermo del Toro.
Annabelle (2014)I want an Annabelle. Wallis, not doll.
Tales of Halloween (2015)You shouldn't play tricks on the devil
Trucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010)Lovable hillbillies defending themselves from frat boys.
Crimson Peak (2015)Protagonist is named Cushing. Marry me, Guillermo.
Unnatural (2015) Dir. Hank BraxtanDecent use of animatronic killer polar bear.
Scream 2 (1997)I'm okay not watching 3, 4, right?
It Follows (2015 Dir. David Robert Mitchell)Scary demon easily defeated by speed walking.
Child's Play (1988)Chucky is Donald Trump with better hair.
Dead of Night (1945)The last 5 minutes are a doozy.
Dracula Has Risen From the Grave (1968)For me, better than Horror of Dracula.
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)So much creativity, showmanship, playfulness and fun!
Dawn of the Dead (1978)An amazing movie but you know that.
Demons (1985)Not bad...it's just not my thing.
Tales of HalloweenBorn of Tom Atkins cultivated dick cloth.
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)Guy. Mattress. Razor. Invisible bugs....FUUUUCK YOOOUU.
Return to Nuke 'Em High Vol.1 (2013)Oh my God, the Glee Club's bulimic!
It Follows (2014)Catholic sex-ed propaganda: Had sex? DEATH!
The Shining (1980 Dir. Stanley Kubrick)Tonight's special.....put on your dog suit.
From Dusk till Dawn (1996)Where can I get Savini`s crotch gun?
The Thing (1982)Meanwhile, the Norwegian cat slips away unnoticed.
Dead of Night (1945)The night wasn't that dead. Fun stories!
Dracula Has Risen From the Grave (1968)Hammer Horror is like a comfort blanket.
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)Boy does this play with an audience!!
Dawn of the Dead (1978)My new love for this just bloomed.
Demons (1985)Look at screen... there's probably something bonkers.
Tales of Halloween (2015)Did everyone spot the Killer POV host?
Crimson Peak (2015)So gorgeous. Don't eat the red snow.
Fade to Black (1980)The natural evolution of Scary Movie Month.