Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Scary Movie Challenge VI (Day 20)


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  1. Tales of Halloween (2015)

    Ten tales to terrify; tepid to me.

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  2. Poltergeist (2015)

    Makes Poltergeist III look like Poltergeist I.

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    1. Poltergeist (2015)

      {maybe this should have been my first choice}

      Makes Tobe Hooper look like Steven Spielberg.

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  3. Phantasm: OblIVion (1998)

    Unused footage lends pathos to place holder.

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  4. Crimson Peak (2015)

    Ghostbusters 2 slime's facelift = new movie work

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  5. The Invisible Man (1933)

    Una O'Connor is now my spirit animal

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  6. Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

    Want to live in James Whale world

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  7. The Nightmare (2015)

    Documentaries shouldn't be this freaking terrifying. Yikes.

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  8. Goosebumps (2015)

    Not terrible, not great, just kinda meh.

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  9. Tales From The Crypt Presents: Demon Knight (1995)

    CCH Pounder is the female Ken Foree.

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  10. Salems Lot (1979)

    Amazing vampire, only in movie 2 minutes?

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  11. Tales Of Halloween (2015)

    Nice to have another fun halloween movie!

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  12. Christine (1983)

    He wants to fuck that car right?

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  13. Life After Beth (2014)

    Burying The Beth. Life After Ex? Whatever......

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  14. Silver Bullet (1985)

    I go to werewolf church every sunday.

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  15. Silence of the Lambs (1991)

    This movie eats my heart every time.

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  16. The Stepford Wives (1975)

    So good, no remake could come close

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  17. Dead Ringers (1988)

    I´m glad I´ll never need a gynecologist

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  18. Critters 3 (1991)

    The.....................most annoying............................end credits..............................scene............................EVER!

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  19. Dead Alive (1992)

    Boy becomes man by mowing down zombies.

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  20. Dead Time Stories (1986)

    VHS-quality anthology is campy, weirdly watchable.

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  21. Murder Party (2007)

    Kid 'n Play mutilated during dance off.

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  22. Goodnight Mommy (2014)

    Never trust twins with glue and scissors.

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  23. Scream 2 (1997)

    Mrs. Voorhees trades sweater for shoulder pads.

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  24. Crimson Peak (2015)

    Forget ghosts... think of the heating bills!

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  25. Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

    Screw the haters, I love this movie!

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  26. Da Sweet Blood of Jesus (2014)

    Nothing says "vampire" like full frontal nudity.

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  27. Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed (1969)

    Can Frankenstein get more despicable?? Oh, rape.

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  28. The Stranger (2014)

    At least it had a vampire fireman!

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  29. It Follows (2014)

    Basically I learned orgies are safest sex.

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  30. Joyride(2001)

    Bad Citizen Band handles lead to DEATH.

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  31. Kairo AKA Pulse (2001)

    Existentialist film that encourages rejection of Existentialism.

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  32. The Seasoning House (2012)

    Human trafficking not the smartest career option.

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  33. Found (2012)

    Movie within this movie fucked me up.

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  34. Curtains (1983)

    Half good, half bad, amazing mask. Frustrated.

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  35. Clownhouse (1989)

    Molester director. Opening scene, boys ass... ugh.

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  36. The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)

    Colonel Angus is victor of this day.

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  37. The Fog(2005)

    Cannot see why remade, foggy on justification.

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  38. Halloween With The New Addams Family (1977)

    Sacre bleu, Carolyn Jones was a hottie.

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  39. Bug(2008)

    Two kindred spirits...go crazy......gasoline bath.

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  40. Evil Dead 3

    Watch out, It's a trick, Get an Axe!

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  41. The Omega Man (1971)

    Moses drives around; shoots everyone he sees.

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  42. Bettlejuice (1988)
    Batman starts new occupation as a Bio-Exorcist.

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  43. Graduation Day (1981)

    The director became a rabbi. Enough said.

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  44. Happy Birthday to Me (1981)

    Hey Wayne! Wanna do the Scooby-Doo Ending?

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  45. Headless Eyes (1971)

    He also made Jason Bateman. Thanks Kent.

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  46. Hell Prison (1980)

    Linda Blair is absent. Goods not delivered.

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  47. The Hills Have Eyes (1977)

    That dudes mustache means some serious business.

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  48. Lady in a Cage (1964)

    Repent, Repent, oh look a wine cellar.

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  49. Re-Animator (1985)

    Original Title: All Cats Go to Heaven.

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  50. Tales from the Crypt: Demon Night (1995)
    Hard to resist Billy Zane's cock-fire

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  51. The Blair Witch Project (1999)

    "Never mind pausing, I peed my pants."

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  52. Broken Lizard's Club Dread (2004)

    Deranged dickless guy...NOT the killer (spoiler?).

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  53. Final Girl (2015)

    Crap! Meant to watch The Final Girls

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  54. Waxwork (1988)

    Final 15 minutes are worth previous 85.

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  55. Dr. Giggles (1992)

    He's a doctor. We get it, already.

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  56. Jurassic World (2015)

    Most upsetting movie I've seen all month.

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  57. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers

    Everyone returns, except for Reason and Logic.

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  58. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

    Long dong 'Freddy Snake' eats Patricia Arquette

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  59. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    Hey! Up yours with a twirling lawnmower!

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  60. Demon Knight

    So...When is Dennis Miller showing up?

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  61. The Pit and the Pendulum (1961)

    Barbara Steele's always so mean. Calm down!

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  62. Scream 3 (2000)

    Third? Word. Tird. Heard...Nerd. Bird! Cured!

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  63. Crimson Peak (2015)

    Extraordinary brutal violence in most gorgeous surroundings

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  64. Creepshow (1982)

    Atkins: child abuser, comic thief, still awesome.

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  65. Tremors 5: Bloodlines (2015)

    "Where's Jamie Kennedy?" asked no Tremors fan.

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  66. John Carpenter's The Fog (1980)

    Even Jamie Lee cannot resist Atkins' musk.

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  67. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)

    This flick is AWESOME, sorry (not sorry).

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