Tales of Halloween (2015)Ten tales to terrify; tepid to me.
Poltergeist (2015)Makes Poltergeist III look like Poltergeist I.
Poltergeist (2015){maybe this should have been my first choice}Makes Tobe Hooper look like Steven Spielberg.
Phantasm: OblIVion (1998)Unused footage lends pathos to place holder.
Crimson Peak (2015)Ghostbusters 2 slime's facelift = new movie work
The Invisible Man (1933)Una O'Connor is now my spirit animal
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)Want to live in James Whale world
The Nightmare (2015)Documentaries shouldn't be this freaking terrifying. Yikes.
Goosebumps (2015)Not terrible, not great, just kinda meh.
Tales From The Crypt Presents: Demon Knight (1995)CCH Pounder is the female Ken Foree.
Salems Lot (1979)Amazing vampire, only in movie 2 minutes?
Tales Of Halloween (2015)Nice to have another fun halloween movie!
Christine (1983)He wants to fuck that car right?
Life After Beth (2014)Burying The Beth. Life After Ex? Whatever......
Silver Bullet (1985)I go to werewolf church every sunday.
Silence of the Lambs (1991)This movie eats my heart every time.
The Stepford Wives (1975)So good, no remake could come close
Dead Ringers (1988)I´m glad I´ll never need a gynecologist
Critters 3 (1991)The.....................most annoying............................end credits..............................scene............................EVER!
Dead Alive (1992)Boy becomes man by mowing down zombies.
Dead Time Stories (1986)VHS-quality anthology is campy, weirdly watchable.
Murder Party (2007)Kid 'n Play mutilated during dance off.
Goodnight Mommy (2014)Never trust twins with glue and scissors.
Scream 2 (1997)Mrs. Voorhees trades sweater for shoulder pads.
Crimson Peak (2015)Forget ghosts... think of the heating bills!
Freddy vs. Jason (2003) Screw the haters, I love this movie!
Da Sweet Blood of Jesus (2014)Nothing says "vampire" like full frontal nudity.
Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed (1969)Can Frankenstein get more despicable?? Oh, rape.
The Stranger (2014)At least it had a vampire fireman!
It Follows (2014)Basically I learned orgies are safest sex.
Joyride(2001)Bad Citizen Band handles lead to DEATH.
Kairo AKA Pulse (2001)Existentialist film that encourages rejection of Existentialism.
The Seasoning House (2012) Human trafficking not the smartest career option.
Found (2012)Movie within this movie fucked me up.
Curtains (1983)Half good, half bad, amazing mask. Frustrated.
Clownhouse (1989)Molester director. Opening scene, boys ass... ugh.
The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009) Colonel Angus is victor of this day.
The Fog(2005)Cannot see why remade, foggy on justification.
Halloween With The New Addams Family (1977) Sacre bleu, Carolyn Jones was a hottie.
Bug(2008)Two kindred spirits...go crazy......gasoline bath.
Evil Dead 3Watch out, It's a trick, Get an Axe!
The Omega Man (1971)Moses drives around; shoots everyone he sees.
Bettlejuice (1988)Batman starts new occupation as a Bio-Exorcist.
Graduation Day (1981)The director became a rabbi. Enough said.
Happy Birthday to Me (1981)Hey Wayne! Wanna do the Scooby-Doo Ending?
Headless Eyes (1971)He also made Jason Bateman. Thanks Kent.
Hell Prison (1980)Linda Blair is absent. Goods not delivered.
The Hills Have Eyes (1977)That dudes mustache means some serious business.
Lady in a Cage (1964)Repent, Repent, oh look a wine cellar.
Re-Animator (1985)Original Title: All Cats Go to Heaven.
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Night (1995)Hard to resist Billy Zane's cock-fire
The Blair Witch Project (1999)"Never mind pausing, I peed my pants."
Broken Lizard's Club Dread (2004)Deranged dickless guy...NOT the killer (spoiler?).
Final Girl (2015)Crap! Meant to watch The Final Girls
Waxwork (1988)Final 15 minutes are worth previous 85.
Dr. Giggles (1992) He's a doctor. We get it, already.
Jurassic World (2015)Most upsetting movie I've seen all month.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael MyersEveryone returns, except for Reason and Logic.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream WarriorsLong dong 'Freddy Snake' eats Patricia Arquette
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Hey! Up yours with a twirling lawnmower!
Demon KnightSo...When is Dennis Miller showing up?
The Pit and the Pendulum (1961)Barbara Steele's always so mean. Calm down!
Scream 3 (2000)Third? Word. Tird. Heard...Nerd. Bird! Cured!
Crimson Peak (2015)Extraordinary brutal violence in most gorgeous surroundings
Creepshow (1982)Atkins: child abuser, comic thief, still awesome.
Tremors 5: Bloodlines (2015)"Where's Jamie Kennedy?" asked no Tremors fan.
John Carpenter's The Fog (1980)Even Jamie Lee cannot resist Atkins' musk.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)This flick is AWESOME, sorry (not sorry).
Tales of Halloween (2015)
ReplyDeleteTen tales to terrify; tepid to me.
Poltergeist (2015)
ReplyDeleteMakes Poltergeist III look like Poltergeist I.
Poltergeist (2015)
Delete{maybe this should have been my first choice}
Makes Tobe Hooper look like Steven Spielberg.
Phantasm: OblIVion (1998)
ReplyDeleteUnused footage lends pathos to place holder.
Crimson Peak (2015)
ReplyDeleteGhostbusters 2 slime's facelift = new movie work
The Invisible Man (1933)
ReplyDeleteUna O'Connor is now my spirit animal
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
ReplyDeleteWant to live in James Whale world
The Nightmare (2015)
ReplyDeleteDocumentaries shouldn't be this freaking terrifying. Yikes.
Goosebumps (2015)
ReplyDeleteNot terrible, not great, just kinda meh.
Tales From The Crypt Presents: Demon Knight (1995)
ReplyDeleteCCH Pounder is the female Ken Foree.
Salems Lot (1979)
ReplyDeleteAmazing vampire, only in movie 2 minutes?
Tales Of Halloween (2015)
ReplyDeleteNice to have another fun halloween movie!
Christine (1983)
ReplyDeleteHe wants to fuck that car right?
Life After Beth (2014)
ReplyDeleteBurying The Beth. Life After Ex? Whatever......
Silver Bullet (1985)
ReplyDeleteI go to werewolf church every sunday.
Silence of the Lambs (1991)
ReplyDeleteThis movie eats my heart every time.
The Stepford Wives (1975)
ReplyDeleteSo good, no remake could come close
Dead Ringers (1988)
ReplyDeleteI´m glad I´ll never need a gynecologist
Critters 3 (1991)
ReplyDeleteThe.....................most annoying............................end credits..............................scene............................EVER!
Dead Alive (1992)
ReplyDeleteBoy becomes man by mowing down zombies.
Dead Time Stories (1986)
ReplyDeleteVHS-quality anthology is campy, weirdly watchable.
Murder Party (2007)
ReplyDeleteKid 'n Play mutilated during dance off.
Goodnight Mommy (2014)
ReplyDeleteNever trust twins with glue and scissors.
Scream 2 (1997)
ReplyDeleteMrs. Voorhees trades sweater for shoulder pads.
Crimson Peak (2015)
ReplyDeleteForget ghosts... think of the heating bills!
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
ReplyDeleteScrew the haters, I love this movie!
Da Sweet Blood of Jesus (2014)
ReplyDeleteNothing says "vampire" like full frontal nudity.
Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed (1969)
ReplyDeleteCan Frankenstein get more despicable?? Oh, rape.
The Stranger (2014)
ReplyDeleteAt least it had a vampire fireman!
It Follows (2014)
ReplyDeleteBasically I learned orgies are safest sex.
Joyride(2001)
ReplyDeleteBad Citizen Band handles lead to DEATH.
Kairo AKA Pulse (2001)
ReplyDeleteExistentialist film that encourages rejection of Existentialism.
The Seasoning House (2012)
ReplyDeleteHuman trafficking not the smartest career option.
Found (2012)
ReplyDeleteMovie within this movie fucked me up.
Curtains (1983)
ReplyDeleteHalf good, half bad, amazing mask. Frustrated.
Clownhouse (1989)
ReplyDeleteMolester director. Opening scene, boys ass... ugh.
The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)
ReplyDeleteColonel Angus is victor of this day.
The Fog(2005)
ReplyDeleteCannot see why remade, foggy on justification.
Halloween With The New Addams Family (1977)
ReplyDeleteSacre bleu, Carolyn Jones was a hottie.
Bug(2008)
ReplyDeleteTwo kindred spirits...go crazy......gasoline bath.
Evil Dead 3
ReplyDeleteWatch out, It's a trick, Get an Axe!
The Omega Man (1971)
ReplyDeleteMoses drives around; shoots everyone he sees.
Bettlejuice (1988)
ReplyDeleteBatman starts new occupation as a Bio-Exorcist.
Graduation Day (1981)
ReplyDeleteThe director became a rabbi. Enough said.
Happy Birthday to Me (1981)
ReplyDeleteHey Wayne! Wanna do the Scooby-Doo Ending?
Headless Eyes (1971)
ReplyDeleteHe also made Jason Bateman. Thanks Kent.
Hell Prison (1980)
ReplyDeleteLinda Blair is absent. Goods not delivered.
The Hills Have Eyes (1977)
ReplyDeleteThat dudes mustache means some serious business.
Lady in a Cage (1964)
ReplyDeleteRepent, Repent, oh look a wine cellar.
Re-Animator (1985)
ReplyDeleteOriginal Title: All Cats Go to Heaven.
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Night (1995)
ReplyDeleteHard to resist Billy Zane's cock-fire
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
ReplyDelete"Never mind pausing, I peed my pants."
Broken Lizard's Club Dread (2004)
ReplyDeleteDeranged dickless guy...NOT the killer (spoiler?).
Final Girl (2015)
ReplyDeleteCrap! Meant to watch The Final Girls
Waxwork (1988)
ReplyDeleteFinal 15 minutes are worth previous 85.
Dr. Giggles (1992)
ReplyDeleteHe's a doctor. We get it, already.
Jurassic World (2015)
ReplyDeleteMost upsetting movie I've seen all month.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
ReplyDeleteEveryone returns, except for Reason and Logic.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
ReplyDeleteLong dong 'Freddy Snake' eats Patricia Arquette
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
ReplyDeleteHey! Up yours with a twirling lawnmower!
Demon Knight
ReplyDeleteSo...When is Dennis Miller showing up?
The Pit and the Pendulum (1961)
ReplyDeleteBarbara Steele's always so mean. Calm down!
Scream 3 (2000)
ReplyDeleteThird? Word. Tird. Heard...Nerd. Bird! Cured!
Crimson Peak (2015)
ReplyDeleteExtraordinary brutal violence in most gorgeous surroundings
Creepshow (1982)
ReplyDeleteAtkins: child abuser, comic thief, still awesome.
Tremors 5: Bloodlines (2015)
ReplyDelete"Where's Jamie Kennedy?" asked no Tremors fan.
John Carpenter's The Fog (1980)
ReplyDeleteEven Jamie Lee cannot resist Atkins' musk.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
ReplyDeleteThis flick is AWESOME, sorry (not sorry).