Army of Darkness (1992)So many years wasted before watching this.
Dead Snow 2: Red vs Dead (2014)She was undead but their love wasn't.
The Sentinel (1977)Her lease was the King James version.
28 Days Later (2002)Zombie-ism is no excuse to neglect cardio.
A Serbian Film (2010)That's quite enough of that, thank you.
Black Sheep (2006)Not really for people with strong sheepophobia...
Zack Parker's PROXY (2013, Netflix Instant) for the first time.Best slowmo bathtub scene since "Dredd 3D."
CORRIDORS OF BLOOD (1958, Hulu's Criterion Channel) for the first time.Surgery without anesthesia: GOP's answer to Obamacare.and/or"Requiem for a Dream": 1̶9̶5̶8̶ 1840's Edition.
THE BLOB (1958, Hulu's Criterion Channel) for the first time.Shocking... just shocking! $0.80 for midnight movie?
Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael MyersHow did Paul Rudd work after THIS?
The Gift (2015)Spoiler Alert: Rowan Atkinson wins Rat Race.
Terror in the Aisles (1984)Horror! Donald Pleasence talks at the movies!
Murder Party (2007)When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Nomads (1986)"THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE HAUNTING HEEEEEEERRE!!"
Spring (2014) - if it smells fishy, it is fishy.
Not the worst, but I'm starting to feel Howard Beale about this sub-genre recently The Taking (2014) - Please demons, start killing found footage directors!!!!!* disclaimer: only invoking demons, not instable teenagers or serial killers...
Pan's Labrynth (2006)Innocent fairies lose lives over grape greed.
Slumber Party MassacreTerrible porno idea: delivery guy already dead.or Well, at least the pizza's still warm.
Suicide Club (2002)Teen pop bands make me suicidal too
Vile (2011)Fuck this movie. Seriously, fuck off movie.
Vacancy (2007)OK, they’re maniacs...Your wife’s Kate Beckinsale?!OrTurn off tele, lock door, bang wife!
Rec 4: Apocalypse (2014)I vaguely remember watching this...moments ago.
Burning Bright (2010)Occasional cat`s meow doesnt´t make a thriller
Saw V (2008)Last one on Netflix. Should I continue?
You're Next (2011)A little sibling rivalry is always cute.
The Omen (1976) Still better than my last birthday party.
Cthulhu (2007)Kim Davis and Cthulhu agree: No Homos!
Pet Sematary (1989)Was expecting more pets, less spinal meningitis.
The DescentNope, nope, nope, and ah hell nope.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)A Nightmare on Twenty One Jump Street.
Resident Evil: AfterlifeResident Evil has now entered The Matrix.
Friday the 13th (1980)It would seem not everyone loves Bacon.
Suspiria (1977)Introducing my school - evil witches and torture.
Nightmare on elm street 4: the Dream Master (1988)No anchovies on my soul pizza please.
Pit and the Pendulum (1961)Corman, Poe, and the Price is right.
The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)Eat / Digest / Repeat / Eat / Redigest / Repeat / Eat
Halloween (1978)"See anything you like?" (heavy breathing intensifies)
I, Frankenstein (2014)Empty shell of a movie, nothing inside.
Friday the 13th part 9 Jason goes to Hell unratedSeason of the Witch of the series!
Don't Go in the House (1979)Gotta get me one of those Matadors!
Don't Go Near the Park (1981)Naked Linnea Quigley and I'm still bored.
Damien: Omen II (1978) Lance Henriksen. Meshach Taylor. Together at last!
Don't Look in the Basement (1973)Don't look, our Mcguffin is down there.
The Evil Dead (1981)Knew I was full of cream corn.
Frozen Scream (1975)The Eegah! of cryogenically frozen zombie movies.
Maniac (2012)Frodo Baggins gets himself into hairy situations.
Murder In Space (1985 TV Movie) Dir. Steven Hilliard SternWell, it's more exciting than The Martian.
Nightbreed: The Director's CutClive Barker should've talked to Kevin Feige.
Cannibal FeroxMore like Cannibal Xerox, am I right?
Poltergeist (2015)That clown doll should fire his agent.
Dark Was The Night (2014)Kid from Witness experiences big culture shock.
Noita palaa elämään (The Witch) (1952)Gorgeous witch makes men crazy. Myself included.
Omen III: Final Conflict (1981) This is the law of Damien-inishing returns.
Missionary (2013)Best movie named after a sexual position.
Halloween 3 (1982) - Elle's father stars in "Eli Roth's Pinocchio".orThe masks never "Glow in the dark"
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)The real 50 shades of fucked up.
My Bloody Valentine (1981) - Film's logic: Bruce Wayne became The Joker.
Halloween (1978)Only thing missing? Busta Rhymes of course!
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)More like Bored Me To Death... Bed.
The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)1000 times more fun than Driller Killer.
Deathdream (1972)Now that is a real mama's boy.
The Bell Witch Haunting (2014)Hysterical mother: "My daughter ate a raccoon!"
Alice, Sweet Alice (1976)New Sacramental Theology: Eu-cha-rist your ass goodbye.
Frogs (1972)Big Business, don't fuck with Mother Nature.
The Relic (1997)It feels like heaven but it's 1997
Night of the Living Dead (1968)Unbelievable. This movie is actually STILL scary.
Nosferatu (1922)Closing costs are pain in the neck..:
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 Freddy's revengeI don't see it either......oh wait
The Reef (2010)It's like "Sharknado," but in the water.
The People Under the Stairs (1991) Still no Secretary of Pussy. Thanks Obama.
Urban Legend (1998)Gayheart kills this much in real life.
The Unnamable (1988)Creature looks great, the rest was bad.
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)Much less H2O than the title promised.
Rosemary's Baby (1968)Ma ma. Da da. Poo poo. Demon.
Goodnight Mommy (2015)Red Cross collectors can't take a hint
Oculus (2013)"It wasn't me, it was the mirror!!!"
May (2002)Was Jeremy Sisto dressed as Pontius Pilate?
Bedevilled (2010)Masterpiece, if your into that kinda thing.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream MasterMagic dog pee dooms The Dream Warriors.
Cockneys vs. Zombies (2012)Pale weirdos with bad teeth versus zombies.
From Beyond (1986)Parallel universes: the cure for dead bedroom.
Evil Head (2012)I'll swallow your soul, and your cock.
The Sentinel (1977)Mrs. Griswold went through an experimental phase.
Halloween H20 (1998)Josh Hartnett`s cute, even with bad hair
Jaws (1975)Flick STILL makes folks afraid to bathe.
Donkey Punch (2008)A gritty remake of The Inbetweeners Movie
The Burning (1981) I can't wait for the sequel. What?
Tourist Trap (1979)If only Andrew McCarthy had been there...
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)I don't even understand the rules anymore.
Goodnight Mommy (2015, Veronika Franz & Severin Fiala)Creepiest Part: boys sharing the same toothbrush.