Thursday, October 8, 2015

Scary Movie Challenge VI (Day 8)


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  1. Army of Darkness (1992)

    So many years wasted before watching this.

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  2. Dead Snow 2: Red vs Dead (2014)

    She was undead but their love wasn't.

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  3. The Sentinel (1977)
    Her lease was the King James version.

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  4. 28 Days Later (2002)

    Zombie-ism is no excuse to neglect cardio.

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  5. A Serbian Film (2010)

    That's quite enough of that, thank you.

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  6. Black Sheep (2006)

    Not really for people with strong sheepophobia...

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  7. Zack Parker's PROXY (2013, Netflix Instant) for the first time.

    Best slowmo bathtub scene since "Dredd 3D."

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  8. CORRIDORS OF BLOOD (1958, Hulu's Criterion Channel) for the first time.

    Surgery without anesthesia: GOP's answer to Obamacare.

    and/or

    "Requiem for a Dream": 1̶9̶5̶8̶ 1840's Edition.

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  9. THE BLOB (1958, Hulu's Criterion Channel) for the first time.

    Shocking... just shocking! $0.80 for midnight movie?

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  10. Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers

    How did Paul Rudd work after THIS?

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  11. The Gift (2015)

    Spoiler Alert: Rowan Atkinson wins Rat Race.

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  12. Terror in the Aisles (1984)

    Horror! Donald Pleasence talks at the movies!

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  13. Murder Party (2007)

    When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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  14. Nomads (1986)

    "THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE HAUNTING HEEEEEEERRE!!"

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  15. Spring (2014) - if it smells fishy, it is fishy.

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  16. Not the worst, but I'm starting to feel Howard Beale about this sub-genre recently

    The Taking (2014) - Please demons, start killing found footage directors!!!!!

    * disclaimer: only invoking demons, not instable teenagers or serial killers...

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  17. Pan's Labrynth (2006)

    Innocent fairies lose lives over grape greed.

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  18. Slumber Party Massacre

    Terrible porno idea: delivery guy already dead.

    or

    Well, at least the pizza's still warm.

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  19. Suicide Club (2002)

    Teen pop bands make me suicidal too

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  20. Vile (2011)

    Fuck this movie. Seriously, fuck off movie.

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  21. Vacancy (2007)

    OK, they’re maniacs...Your wife’s Kate Beckinsale?!
    Or
    Turn off tele, lock door, bang wife!

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  22. Rec 4: Apocalypse (2014)

    I vaguely remember watching this...moments ago.

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  23. Burning Bright (2010)

    Occasional cat`s meow doesnt´t make a thriller

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  24. Saw V (2008)

    Last one on Netflix. Should I continue?

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  25. You're Next (2011)

    A little sibling rivalry is always cute.

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  26. The Omen (1976)

    Still better than my last birthday party.

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  27. Cthulhu (2007)

    Kim Davis and Cthulhu agree: No Homos!

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  28. Pet Sematary (1989)

    Was expecting more pets, less spinal meningitis.

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  29. The Descent

    Nope, nope, nope, and ah hell nope.

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  30. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    A Nightmare on Twenty One Jump Street.

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  31. Resident Evil: Afterlife

    Resident Evil has now entered The Matrix.

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  32. Friday the 13th (1980)

    It would seem not everyone loves Bacon.

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  33. Suspiria (1977)

    Introducing my school - evil witches and torture.

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  34. Nightmare on elm street 4: the Dream Master (1988)

    No anchovies on my soul pizza please.

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  35. Pit and the Pendulum (1961)

    Corman, Poe, and the Price is right.

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  36. The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)

    Eat / Digest / Repeat / Eat / Redigest / Repeat / Eat

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  37. Halloween (1978)
    "See anything you like?" (heavy breathing intensifies)

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  38. I, Frankenstein (2014)

    Empty shell of a movie, nothing inside.

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  39. Friday the 13th part 9 Jason goes to Hell unrated

    Season of the Witch of the series!

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  40. Don't Go in the House (1979)

    Gotta get me one of those Matadors!

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  41. Don't Go Near the Park (1981)

    Naked Linnea Quigley and I'm still bored.

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  42. Damien: Omen II (1978)

    Lance Henriksen. Meshach Taylor. Together at last!

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  43. Don't Look in the Basement (1973)

    Don't look, our Mcguffin is down there.

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  44. The Evil Dead (1981)

    Knew I was full of cream corn.

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  45. Frozen Scream (1975)

    The Eegah! of cryogenically frozen zombie movies.

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  46. Maniac (2012)
    Frodo Baggins gets himself into hairy situations.

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  47. Murder In Space (1985 TV Movie) Dir. Steven Hilliard Stern

    Well, it's more exciting than The Martian.

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  48. Nightbreed: The Director's Cut

    Clive Barker should've talked to Kevin Feige.

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  49. Cannibal Ferox

    More like Cannibal Xerox, am I right?

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  50. Poltergeist (2015)

    That clown doll should fire his agent.

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  51. Gavin Leahy OctoberOctober 8, 2015 at 6:12 PM

    Dark Was The Night (2014)

    Kid from Witness experiences big culture shock.

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  52. Noita palaa elämään (The Witch) (1952)

    Gorgeous witch makes men crazy. Myself included.

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  53. Omen III: Final Conflict (1981)

    This is the law of Damien-inishing returns.

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  54. Missionary (2013)

    Best movie named after a sexual position.

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  55. Halloween 3 (1982) - Elle's father stars in "Eli Roth's Pinocchio".

    or

    The masks never "Glow in the dark"

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  56. Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)

    The real 50 shades of fucked up.

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  57. My Bloody Valentine (1981) - Film's logic: Bruce Wayne became The Joker.

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  58. Halloween (1978)

    Only thing missing? Busta Rhymes of course!

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  59. Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)

    More like Bored Me To Death... Bed.

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  60. The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

    1000 times more fun than Driller Killer.

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  61. Deathdream (1972)

    Now that is a real mama's boy.

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  62. The Bell Witch Haunting (2014)
    Hysterical mother: "My daughter ate a raccoon!"

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  63. Alice, Sweet Alice (1976)

    New Sacramental Theology: Eu-cha-rist your ass goodbye.

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  64. Frogs (1972)

    Big Business, don't fuck with Mother Nature.

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  65. The Relic (1997)

    It feels like heaven but it's 1997

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  66. Night of the Living Dead (1968)

    Unbelievable. This movie is actually STILL scary.

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  67. Nosferatu (1922)
    Closing costs are pain in the neck..:

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  68. A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 Freddy's revenge

    I don't see it either......oh wait

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  69. The Reef (2010)

    It's like "Sharknado," but in the water.

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  70. The People Under the Stairs (1991)

    Still no Secretary of Pussy. Thanks Obama.



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  71. Urban Legend (1998)

    Gayheart kills this much in real life.

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  72. The Unnamable (1988)

    Creature looks great, the rest was bad.

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  73. Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)

    Much less H2O than the title promised.

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  74. Rosemary's Baby (1968)

    Ma ma. Da da. Poo poo. Demon.

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  75. Goodnight Mommy (2015)

    Red Cross collectors can't take a hint

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  76. Oculus (2013)

    "It wasn't me, it was the mirror!!!"

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  77. May (2002)

    Was Jeremy Sisto dressed as Pontius Pilate?

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  78. Bedevilled (2010)

    Masterpiece, if your into that kinda thing.

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  79. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

    Magic dog pee dooms The Dream Warriors.

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  80. Cockneys vs. Zombies (2012)

    Pale weirdos with bad teeth versus zombies.

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  81. From Beyond (1986)

    Parallel universes: the cure for dead bedroom.

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  82. Evil Head (2012)

    I'll swallow your soul, and your cock.

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  83. The Sentinel (1977)

    Mrs. Griswold went through an experimental phase.

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  84. Halloween H20 (1998)

    Josh Hartnett`s cute, even with bad hair

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  85. Jaws (1975)

    Flick STILL makes folks afraid to bathe.

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  86. Donkey Punch (2008)

    A gritty remake of The Inbetweeners Movie

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  87. The Burning (1981)

    I can't wait for the sequel. What?

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  88. Tourist Trap (1979)
    If only Andrew McCarthy had been there...

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  89. A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)

    I don't even understand the rules anymore.

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  90. Goodnight Mommy (2015, Veronika Franz & Severin Fiala)

    Creepiest Part: boys sharing the same toothbrush.

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