Fun! But Patrick, I think you made a mistake not marrying Adam Green - he's so kinda romantic and sweet - seems very in touch with his feminine side - I think he'd slip quite naturally into the more "wifely" role and make a very caring and supportive life partner. Top it off with a Steven Tyler Congratulations after lovemaking and it's the recipe for a happy life. Joe is great too but I don't imagine him being a very considerate lover - a fun guy to have on the side, but after the 4th or 5th Dirty Sanchez it would start to get old.
Didn't get a good night's sleep, woke up feeling pretty crappy... and you guys picked me right up.
ReplyDeleteThank you. I love you.
Fun! But Patrick, I think you made a mistake not marrying Adam Green - he's so kinda romantic and sweet - seems very in touch with his feminine side - I think he'd slip quite naturally into the more "wifely" role and make a very caring and supportive life partner. Top it off with a Steven Tyler Congratulations after lovemaking and it's the recipe for a happy life. Joe is great too but I don't imagine him being a very considerate lover - a fun guy to have on the side, but after the 4th or 5th Dirty Sanchez it would start to get old.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many other people know what a Dirty Sanchez is? Made me laugh
ReplyDeleteI now have a weird vision in my head of a Patrick, Joe and Adam threesome, I'm kinda disturbed!