Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Scary Movie Challenge VII (Day 12)


122 comments:

  1. What Have You Done To Solange? (1972)
    One of the best non-Argento Gialli!

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  2. The Mist (2007)

    Religion is the root of all evil.

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  3. Earthlings (2005):

    The real life horror of animal mistreatment.

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  4. Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead (2014)

    Waiting for that Brooke/Furiosa/Apple crossover.

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  5. Kill Baby Kill (1966)

    Everyone in this film, *worst ghostbusters ever!*

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  6. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

    Dreams haunted by the sound of chainsaws

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  7. The Uninvited (1944)
    My new least favorite genre: Scr-boo!-ball comedy.

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  8. Universal Soldier: Day of reckoning (2012)

    Deveraux: "Your mind is not your own."

    I know, not really horror, but this has such an amount of expertly crafted bloodshed worth of various horror films.

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  9. Michael GiammarinoOctober 12, 2016 at 5:08 AM

    Sorority Row (2009)

    Tire irons aren't fetch, like, at all.

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  10. Four Flies on Grey Velvet

    Incredible gialli ruined by deeply homophobic worldview.

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  11. The Lodger (1927)
    Impressive silent establishes Hitchcock's blonde obsession early.

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  12. Tucker And Dale Vs Evil (2010)

    Mass teen suicide has never been funnier.

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  13. Michael GiammarinoOctober 12, 2016 at 5:26 AM

    Phantasm Oblivion (1998)

    Hey, boyyyy... You've got balls for brains.

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  14. Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

    Wish I was dead after watching this.

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  15. A Nightmare On Elm street 5: Dream Child (1989)

    I've seen every Freddy movie now. Yay?

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  16. Stagefright (1987)

    Killer in this movie was a hoot.

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  17. Pieces (1982)

    Dean must've eaten some bad chop suey.

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  18. A Horrible Way To Die (2010)

    A horrible way to spend 90 minutes.

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  19. Vampires (1998)

    Starring James Woods as Bobo Kurt Russell

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  20. Curse of Chucky
    Curse is inability to stop making trash

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  21. Phantasm Series (1979-2016)

    "Boyhood", but with balls to the face

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  22. Southbound (2015):

    Can't leave town? Story of my life.

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  23. Halloweentown (1998): No kids, why am I watching this?

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  24. The Omen (1976)
    Grandma on bus "Is that Gregory Peck?"

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  25. The Monster Squad (1987) - Goonies, but as made by competent people.

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  26. Paranorman (2012)

    Horror references flying over my son's head

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  27. Needful Things (1993)

    Wish I could find the extended version.

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  28. John Dies at the End (2012)
    I bet the book is really good.

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  29. Watchers (1988)

    Bloodthirsty sasquatch doesn't like to be seen.

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  30. Hostel (2005), first viewing
    I don't know, $25 grand seems cheap.

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  31. The Horde (2009)
    Someone spilled zombies on my Precinct 13.

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  32. House (1977)
    What the fuck did I just watch?!

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  33. Phantasm (1979)
    You got a lot of balls coming here

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      Lemme try again
      You've got lots of balls coming here

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  34. Don't Breathe (2016)

    Like Panic Room, but with convincing cornrows.

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  35. The People Under The Stairs (1991)

    The most quotable movie ever, bar none 👍

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  36. Satan's Little Helper (2004)

    Love the premise. Hate that stupid kid.

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  37. The Shallows (2016)

    Plot Twist, the seagull controls the shark.

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  38. Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

    Great music, great comedy, great movie, naitch!

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  39. Night Train to Terror (1985)

    I knew Bull had a dark side!

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  40. Late Phases (2014)

    Werewolves are scarier than growing old. Maybe.

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  41. Four Flies on Grey Velvet (1971)
    Five stars for four flies. Not grey!

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  42. An American Werewolf in London (1981)

    Seriously, why don't they serve food here?

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  43. Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)
    This movie is my version of IT.

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  44. A Haunting in Cawdor (2015)

    Oh, what a rash and bloody deed.

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  45. Halloween 2 (1981)

    Donald Pleasance can't act for shit.

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  46. Grabbers (2012)

    Aliens hate drunken Irish. Like everyone else.

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  47. Trick r Treat

    Warning: female werewolves on same moon cycle

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  48. Drag Me to Hell

    Beware the Labia, no wait...ah damn

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  49. C.H.U.D. II: Bud the C.H.U.D. (1989)

    All C.H.U.D.s want to do is dance.

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  50. Phantasm: Ravager (2016)
    Melancholia, characters and weirdness outshine fx, recommended !

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  51. The Rise of Leslie Vernon 2006

    Cabin in the woods was not first

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  52. Frankenweenie (2012)

    Johnny Depp did all the voices, probably.

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  53. Housebound (2014)

    Haunted houses need to oil their doors.

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  54. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) at the New Beverly!!! (this was a couple of days ago)

    Was spitting a huge thing in 70s?

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  55. Torso (1973)

    I can't stop listening to the score!

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  56. The Brood (1979)

    What the Fuck! (No, Seriously, WTF!)

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  57. The Innkeepers (2001)
    Hotel staff goes into the danger zone.

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  58. Phantasm: Ravager (dir. David Hartman 2016)

    Yes, real heart and ambition is enough!!

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  59. Halloween 3: Season of the Witch

    Was Michael Myers wearing one of these?

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  60. Birdemic Shock and Terror (2010)
    Best use of hangers since Mommie Dearest

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  61. Splinter (2008)
    Xacto knives, surprisingly not great for amputation

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  62. The Grudge (2004)
    This Meow Mix ad took a turn.

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  63. Event Horizon (1997)

    Spikes a key feature in future science.

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  64. Dark Angel a.k.a. I Come in Peace (1990)

    Dolph's method: when in doubt, forward roll.

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  65. Lights Out (2016)

    Has great ideas, sadly executes them poorly

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  66. Halloween (1978)
    Fun Fact: Boogeyman's kryptonite are clothes hangers.

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  67. Funny Games (2007)

    When do these fucking guys ever sleep?

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  68. Black Swan(2010)

    Extreme Pressure leads tiny dancer to snap

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  69. DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK (2011)

    Even as producer Guillermo brings that shit.

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  70. I Spit on Your Grave (2010)

    My summer vacation story

    by Donald Trump

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  71. My 500th movie watched this year. Figured I'd make it a good one.

    Bad Taste (1987):

    It's a celebration, pass the punch bowl!

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  72. The Stuff (1985)
    The Stuff: Proudly sponsored by Donald Trump

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  73. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    Freddy tries to save Nancy from school.

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  74. The Astro Zombies (1968)

    Flashlight powered "monster" too little too late.

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  75. Phantasm (1970)

    Anyone care that Michael's the Kwisatz Haderach?

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  76. Emelie (2016)

    The E stands for Evil. Evil Amelie.

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  77. A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)


    Like this movie...or I'll cut you.

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  78. Silence of the Lambs (1991)

    Anyone else desire a Hannibal / Bond mashup?

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  79. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    Land lines give the best tongue ever!

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  80. Season of the Witch (1973)

    Bored housewife explores witchcraft. Me? Just bored.

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  81. The Fall of the House of Usher (1960)

    Mixing with Gothic siblings never ends well.

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  82. PUMPKINHEAD (1988)

    Campfire story comes alive, fucking slaughters you.

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  83. Them(1954)

    Your gonna need some bigger ant traps.

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  84. Night of the Demons 2 (1994)

    Shun the non-believers, this movie is great!

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  85. Friday the 13th (1980)

    Best on-screen game of Strip Monopoly ever!

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  86. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
    Promise I would never fall asleep, Nancy.

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  87. Tales from the Hood (1995)

    Showed restraint not calling it "Da Hood"

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  88. Leprechaun 3 (1995)

    Worth it to see the NOTD2 references.

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  89. Witchfinder General (1968)

    What's he do? Fuckin finds witches...generally.

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  90. House on Haunted Hill (1959):

    The dangers of dropping (in) some acid.

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  91. Goodnight Mommy (2004)

    "MOMMY, THERE'S A BUG ON YOUR...gross."

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  92. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

    Is it a facial if it's tossed?

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  93. Deep in the Darkness (2014)

    Like Doc Hollywood but with forest goblins.

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  94. The House of the Devil (2009)

    Jocelin Donahue's performance keeps bringing me back

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  95. WNUF Halloween Special (2013)

    Really liked it. It's so well-done.

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  96. Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)

    [Insert obligatory joke about Mike's favorite movie]

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  97. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    Would've been better presented by Patrick Bromley.

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  98. Demons (1985)

    Warning: This film demonizes free movie tickets.

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  99. Clown (2014)

    Reminds me of Tim Allen's 'Santa Clause'.

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  100. The House of the Devil (2009)
    Satan fetus confuses republican view of abortion

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  101. Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning

    Drugs? Dead. Sex? Dead. Annoying? So dead!

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  102. The Invitation (2016)

    Only slightly more uncomfortable than last Thanksgiving

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  103. Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)

    Mamma's Boy successfully continues mother's anti-sex campaign

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  104. PSYCHO II (1983)

    This being great is crazier than Norman.

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  105. The Prowler (1981)

    Prowler even pulled off pool-o-flage. Mind blown.

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  106. Ghost in the Machine (1993)

    A flame throwing hair dryer? Oh 1993.

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  107. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    Long day. Fell asleep at end. Arrgghh!

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  108. Identity

    That kid's parents never paid enough attention.

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  109. The Awakening (1980)

    Actually shot in Egypt. Great. Still sucked.

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  110. The Awakening (1980)

    Actually shot in Egypt. Great. Still sucked.

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  111. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    I thought it was just spooky wallpaper.

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