What Have You Done To Solange? (1972)One of the best non-Argento Gialli!
The Mist (2007)Religion is the root of all evil.
Earthlings (2005):The real life horror of animal mistreatment.
Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead (2014)Waiting for that Brooke/Furiosa/Apple crossover.
Kill Baby Kill (1966) Everyone in this film, *worst ghostbusters ever!*
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)Dreams haunted by the sound of chainsaws
The Uninvited (1944)My new least favorite genre: Scr-boo!-ball comedy.
Universal Soldier: Day of reckoning (2012)Deveraux: "Your mind is not your own."I know, not really horror, but this has such an amount of expertly crafted bloodshed worth of various horror films.
Sorority Row (2009)Tire irons aren't fetch, like, at all.
Four Flies on Grey Velvet Incredible gialli ruined by deeply homophobic worldview.
The Lodger (1927)Impressive silent establishes Hitchcock's blonde obsession early.
Tucker And Dale Vs Evil (2010)Mass teen suicide has never been funnier.
Phantasm Oblivion (1998)Hey, boyyyy... You've got balls for brains.
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)Wish I was dead after watching this.
A Nightmare On Elm street 5: Dream Child (1989)I've seen every Freddy movie now. Yay?
Stagefright (1987)Killer in this movie was a hoot.
Pieces (1982)Dean must've eaten some bad chop suey.
A Horrible Way To Die (2010)A horrible way to spend 90 minutes.
Vampires (1998)Starring James Woods as Bobo Kurt Russell
Curse of Chucky Curse is inability to stop making trash
Phantasm Series (1979-2016)"Boyhood", but with balls to the face
Southbound (2015):Can't leave town? Story of my life.
Halloweentown (1998): No kids, why am I watching this?
The Omen (1976)Grandma on bus "Is that Gregory Peck?"
The Monster Squad (1987) - Goonies, but as made by competent people.
Whooaaaaa!! Shots fired!
Paranorman (2012)Horror references flying over my son's head
Needful Things (1993)Wish I could find the extended version.
John Dies at the End (2012)I bet the book is really good.
Watchers (1988)Bloodthirsty sasquatch doesn't like to be seen.
Hostel (2005), first viewingI don't know, $25 grand seems cheap.
The Horde (2009)Someone spilled zombies on my Precinct 13.
House (1977)What the fuck did I just watch?!
Phantasm (1979)You got a lot of balls coming here
Oh wait that's eightLemme try againYou've got lots of balls coming here
Don't Breathe (2016)Like Panic Room, but with convincing cornrows.
The People Under The Stairs (1991)The most quotable movie ever, bar none 👍
Satan's Little Helper (2004)Love the premise. Hate that stupid kid.
The Shallows (2016)Plot Twist, the seagull controls the shark.
Little Shop of Horrors (1986)Great music, great comedy, great movie, naitch!
Night Train to Terror (1985)I knew Bull had a dark side!
Late Phases (2014)Werewolves are scarier than growing old. Maybe.
Four Flies on Grey Velvet (1971) Five stars for four flies. Not grey!
An American Werewolf in London (1981)Seriously, why don't they serve food here?
Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)This movie is my version of IT.
A Haunting in Cawdor (2015) Oh, what a rash and bloody deed.
Halloween 2 (1981)Donald Pleasance can't act for shit.
Grabbers (2012)Aliens hate drunken Irish. Like everyone else.
Trick r TreatWarning: female werewolves on same moon cycle
Drag Me to HellBeware the Labia, no wait...ah damn
C.H.U.D. II: Bud the C.H.U.D. (1989) All C.H.U.D.s want to do is dance.
Phantasm: Ravager (2016) Melancholia, characters and weirdness outshine fx, recommended !
The Rise of Leslie Vernon 2006 Cabin in the woods was not first
Frankenweenie (2012)Johnny Depp did all the voices, probably.
Housebound (2014)Haunted houses need to oil their doors.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) at the New Beverly!!! (this was a couple of days ago)Was spitting a huge thing in 70s?
Torso (1973)I can't stop listening to the score!
The Brood (1979)What the Fuck! (No, Seriously, WTF!)
The Innkeepers (2001)Hotel staff goes into the danger zone.
Phantasm: Ravager (dir. David Hartman 2016)Yes, real heart and ambition is enough!!
Halloween 3: Season of the WitchWas Michael Myers wearing one of these?
Birdemic Shock and Terror (2010)Best use of hangers since Mommie Dearest
Splinter (2008)Xacto knives, surprisingly not great for amputation
The Grudge (2004)This Meow Mix ad took a turn.
Event Horizon (1997)Spikes a key feature in future science.
Dark Angel a.k.a. I Come in Peace (1990)Dolph's method: when in doubt, forward roll.
Lights Out (2016)Has great ideas, sadly executes them poorly
Halloween (1978)Fun Fact: Boogeyman's kryptonite are clothes hangers.
Funny Games (2007)When do these fucking guys ever sleep?
Black Swan(2010)Extreme Pressure leads tiny dancer to snap
DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK (2011)Even as producer Guillermo brings that shit.
I Spit on Your Grave (2010)My summer vacation story by Donald Trump
My 500th movie watched this year. Figured I'd make it a good one.Bad Taste (1987):It's a celebration, pass the punch bowl!
The Stuff (1985)The Stuff: Proudly sponsored by Donald Trump
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Freddy tries to save Nancy from school.
The Astro Zombies (1968)Flashlight powered "monster" too little too late.
Phantasm (1970)Anyone care that Michael's the Kwisatz Haderach?
Emelie (2016)The E stands for Evil. Evil Amelie.
A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)Like this movie...or I'll cut you.
Silence of the Lambs (1991)Anyone else desire a Hannibal / Bond mashup?
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Land lines give the best tongue ever!
Season of the Witch (1973) Bored housewife explores witchcraft. Me? Just bored.
The Fall of the House of Usher (1960)Mixing with Gothic siblings never ends well.
PUMPKINHEAD (1988)Campfire story comes alive, fucking slaughters you.
Them(1954)Your gonna need some bigger ant traps.
Night of the Demons 2 (1994)Shun the non-believers, this movie is great!
Friday the 13th (1980)Best on-screen game of Strip Monopoly ever!
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Promise I would never fall asleep, Nancy.
Tales from the Hood (1995)Showed restraint not calling it "Da Hood"
Leprechaun 3 (1995)Worth it to see the NOTD2 references.
Witchfinder General (1968)What's he do? Fuckin finds witches...generally.
House on Haunted Hill (1959):The dangers of dropping (in) some acid.
Goodnight Mommy (2004)"MOMMY, THERE'S A BUG ON YOUR...gross."
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)Is it a facial if it's tossed?
Deep in the Darkness (2014)Like Doc Hollywood but with forest goblins.
The House of the Devil (2009)Jocelin Donahue's performance keeps bringing me back
WNUF Halloween Special (2013)Really liked it. It's so well-done.
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)[Insert obligatory joke about Mike's favorite movie]
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Would've been better presented by Patrick Bromley.
Demons (1985)Warning: This film demonizes free movie tickets.
Clown (2014)Reminds me of Tim Allen's 'Santa Clause'.
The House of the Devil (2009)Satan fetus confuses republican view of abortion
Friday the 13th Part V: A New BeginningDrugs? Dead. Sex? Dead. Annoying? So dead!
The Invitation (2016)Only slightly more uncomfortable than last Thanksgiving
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)Mamma's Boy successfully continues mother's anti-sex campaign
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)Mama's Boy successfully continues mother's anti-sex campaign
PSYCHO II (1983)This being great is crazier than Norman.
The Prowler (1981)Prowler even pulled off pool-o-flage. Mind blown.
Ghost in the Machine (1993)A flame throwing hair dryer? Oh 1993.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Long day. Fell asleep at end. Arrgghh!
IdentityThat kid's parents never paid enough attention.
The Awakening (1980)Actually shot in Egypt. Great. Still sucked.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)I thought it was just spooky wallpaper.