Psycho II (1983)Hey there Norman, shall I be mother?
Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)$50 Ouija 3's about an evil app.
Primitives (1980)Indonesian 'Italian Cannibal' knock-offs: Exploitation's ultimate echelon?
The Monster Squad (1987)Only time the name Horace sounded badass!
The Beast with Five Fingers (1946)Proof the devil's in the ditas. AAAAAAAAHHH
Spaceship Terror (2011)Consummate indiesleaze... made all my balls tingle.
Night of the Demon (1980)Much more convincing than Patterson-Gimlin's footage!!
The Beyond (1981)A pure horrific imagination, close-up, zoom in
The Mist (2007)It'll be fine I've read the....WAAAAAAAHHH?!!?
The Thing (1982)Ah shit, that dog's going to die!
The Fog (1980)Why does nobody blame Jamie Lee Curtis?
The Addams Family (1991)Raul Julia and Anjelica Huston are delightful.
Saw (2004)So that's who's been farting all along!
Saw 2 (2005)Wahlbergs don't play mothafuckin' jigsaw puzzles, kid!
Saw 3 (2006)Juicing=healthy. Whole pig juicing=not healthy.
Saw 4 (2007)Ahhhh! Cold feet! Cold feet! Cold feet!
Saw 5 (2008)Gilmore Girls' Luke quits diner under pressure.
Saw 6 (2009)Imagining Progressive Insurance's Flo in traps. Better.
Saw 3D (2010)What did I eat for breakfast...? FLASHBACK!
Grindhouse: Planet Terror (2007)Brolin wins the "I'm all in" award
Halloween 5: The Curse of Michael Myers (1989)Jamie's more scared of Loomis than Michael
Blood Rage (1987) ... againShowed it to friends. Needed some witnesses.
Jack the Ripper (1988) Robert Lees was a suspect? Since when?
Howl (2016)On train, off train, on train, off...
The Ones Below (2015). That's why The Givernor is so mean.
The Conjuring 2 (2016)Charming love story with Brits and demons
The Shallows (2016)Lacks depth. See what I did there?
Ouija: Origjn of Evil (2016)The Exorcist if CGI mouths were invented
The Horror at 37,000 Feet (1973)Either the best or worst movie ever.
C.H.U.D. II: Bud the C.H.U.D. (1988)This is way worse than I remembered!
Amityville: It's About Time (1992)It's about time I stopped watching crap.
The Fog (1980)Janet doesn't care who her daughter dates!
The Invitation (2015)Always listen to guys with Amish beards!
Flesh for Frankenstein (1973)Conflict resolved if viagra had been introduced.
Jacob's Ladder (1990)Lewis Black, George Costanza, Marcellus Wallace...Yaaaay!
Deathgasm (2015)The Lords of Salem with a beat
The Stendhal Syndrome (1996)I genuinely feel sorry for Asia Argento
The Hollow (2015) Nice to see Groot getting more work.
Murder Party (2007)Better option than nazi punk rock show.
Tabloid Vivant (2016)Arty indie. Interesting, talky, pretentious. Mixed feelings.
Holidays (2016) What, no Talk Like a Pirate Day?
Land of the Dead (2005)Best Leader Available: idiot from 'The Pest'
Bone Tomahawk (2015)This film is a real nutcracker folks
Death Proof (2007)Hardest scene to watch? Kurt Russell eating
The Thing (1982)Why ruin a perfectly good chess simulator?
Hellraiser: Inferno (2000): I interrupted my Hannibal marathon for this?
The Mist (2007)The winner for Most Depressing Ending is...
Thinner (1996)Because I like every '90s horror movie.
Macabre (2009)Apparently Indonesian babies are bloody well tasty.
Haunt (2013)Heartfelt teen romance. Too bad there're ghosts.
The Innocents (1961)This is boring, stodgy, -OH HOLY CRAP!
Dracula (1931)Renfield way scarier than Dracula; nightmares scary.
Day of the DeadKing wrote Salem's Lot during the Outbreak?!
1408 (2007)Hello, room service? One molotov cocktail, please.
The Brain That Wouldn't DieYou never see good mutant/model romances
Pay The Ghost (2015)Because Cage's mortgage ain't gonna pay itself.
InsidiousIs this demon scary? Idk, add ghosts
Misery (1990)Least he learned he really Caan write.
The ExorcistMaybe Pazuzu is actually Captain Howdy's nickname?
DeepStar Six (1989)Plug your nose and pop your ears
Tucker and Dale vs. EvilI get it, 'stereotyping' is the evil.
Maniac (1980)I think I could smell Joe Spinell.
From Beyond (1986)The stories Stuart Gordon's therapist could tell.
Seed Of Chucky (2004)My God, no more BOUND jokes please.
Dead & Breakfast (2004)Quiet down, the decapitated head is speaking.
The Witches (1990)Mostly true to book, excellent children's horror
Child's Play 2 (1990)Factory days without injuring is now ZERO.
Curse of Chucky (2013)No crackers with chili...get em Chucky.
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)Hope someone remembered to feed Pretorius' experiments.
The Thing (1982)When grotesque monsters attack, everybody yell! Repeat!
Halloween (1978) Man, William Shatner is a real dick.
:)
Diary of the Dead (2007)Uninteresting characters, crappy editing, found footage sucks!
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)Is this real? Seriously, is this real?
Spider Baby or, The Maddest Story Ever Told (1967)Like a Rob Zombie film with restraint.
Dead Snow 2: Red Vs Dead (2014)What a finale!! Wait.... no don't. GROSS.
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)Some cases just need a woman's touch.
[Rec] (2007)Wait, she's been upstairs for two years?
The Brood (1979)I thought everyone had an external uterus?
Prince of Darkness (1987) Alternate title: Big trouble in little chapel.
Pin 1988 Elric Kane was moving my plastic lips
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)Escher has such sights to show you.
The Innkeepers (2011)The ghost of Kelly McGillis is terrifying!
Child's Play 3 (1991)Chucky at military academy works surprising well.
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)Yeah, yeah, yeah, planning is very important.
Pieces (1983)Overkill. #1 Pretty Face. #2 Great Body.
Pieces (1983) w/ FthisMovie CommentaryRazor finger crotch grab meant for Krandle!!!
Microwave Massacre (1983):FTHISMOVIE.NET: Only place I could recommend it!
Psycho II (1983)
ReplyDeleteHey there Norman, shall I be mother?
Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)
ReplyDelete$50 Ouija 3's about an evil app.
Primitives (1980)
ReplyDeleteIndonesian 'Italian Cannibal' knock-offs: Exploitation's ultimate echelon?
The Monster Squad (1987)
ReplyDeleteOnly time the name Horace sounded badass!
The Beast with Five Fingers (1946)
ReplyDeleteProof the devil's in the ditas. AAAAAAAAHHH
Spaceship Terror (2011)
ReplyDeleteConsummate indiesleaze... made all my balls tingle.
Night of the Demon (1980)
ReplyDeleteMuch more convincing than Patterson-Gimlin's footage!!
The Beyond (1981)
ReplyDeleteA pure horrific imagination, close-up, zoom in
The Mist (2007)
ReplyDeleteIt'll be fine I've read the....WAAAAAAAHHH?!!?
The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteAh shit, that dog's going to die!
The Fog (1980)
ReplyDeleteWhy does nobody blame Jamie Lee Curtis?
The Addams Family (1991)
ReplyDeleteRaul Julia and Anjelica Huston are delightful.
Saw (2004)
ReplyDeleteSo that's who's been farting all along!
Saw 2 (2005)
ReplyDeleteWahlbergs don't play mothafuckin' jigsaw puzzles, kid!
Saw 3 (2006)
ReplyDeleteJuicing=healthy. Whole pig juicing=not healthy.
Saw 4 (2007)
ReplyDeleteAhhhh! Cold feet! Cold feet! Cold feet!
Saw 5 (2008)
ReplyDeleteGilmore Girls' Luke quits diner under pressure.
Saw 6 (2009)
ReplyDeleteImagining Progressive Insurance's Flo in traps. Better.
Saw 3D (2010)
ReplyDeleteWhat did I eat for breakfast...? FLASHBACK!
Grindhouse: Planet Terror (2007)
ReplyDeleteBrolin wins the "I'm all in" award
Halloween 5: The Curse of Michael Myers (1989)
ReplyDeleteJamie's more scared of Loomis than Michael
Blood Rage (1987) ... again
ReplyDeleteShowed it to friends. Needed some witnesses.
Jack the Ripper (1988)
ReplyDeleteRobert Lees was a suspect? Since when?
Howl (2016)
ReplyDeleteOn train, off train, on train, off...
The Ones Below (2015). That's why The Givernor is so mean.
ReplyDeleteThe Conjuring 2 (2016)
ReplyDeleteCharming love story with Brits and demons
The Shallows (2016)
ReplyDeleteLacks depth. See what I did there?
Ouija: Origjn of Evil (2016)
ReplyDeleteThe Exorcist if CGI mouths were invented
The Horror at 37,000 Feet (1973)
ReplyDeleteEither the best or worst movie ever.
C.H.U.D. II: Bud the C.H.U.D. (1988)
ReplyDeleteThis is way worse than I remembered!
Amityville: It's About Time (1992)
ReplyDeleteIt's about time I stopped watching crap.
The Fog (1980)
ReplyDeleteJanet doesn't care who her daughter dates!
The Invitation (2015)
ReplyDeleteAlways listen to guys with Amish beards!
Flesh for Frankenstein (1973)
ReplyDeleteConflict resolved if viagra had been introduced.
Jacob's Ladder (1990)
ReplyDeleteLewis Black, George Costanza, Marcellus Wallace...Yaaaay!
Deathgasm (2015)
ReplyDeleteThe Lords of Salem with a beat
The Stendhal Syndrome (1996)
ReplyDeleteI genuinely feel sorry for Asia Argento
The Hollow (2015)
ReplyDeleteNice to see Groot getting more work.
Murder Party (2007)
ReplyDeleteBetter option than nazi punk rock show.
Tabloid Vivant (2016)
ReplyDeleteArty indie. Interesting, talky, pretentious. Mixed feelings.
Holidays (2016)
ReplyDeleteWhat, no Talk Like a Pirate Day?
Land of the Dead (2005)
ReplyDeleteBest Leader Available: idiot from 'The Pest'
Bone Tomahawk (2015)
ReplyDeleteThis film is a real nutcracker folks
Death Proof (2007)
ReplyDeleteHardest scene to watch? Kurt Russell eating
The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteWhy ruin a perfectly good chess simulator?
Hellraiser: Inferno (2000):
ReplyDeleteI interrupted my Hannibal marathon for this?
The Mist (2007)
ReplyDeleteThe winner for Most Depressing Ending is...
Thinner (1996)
ReplyDeleteBecause I like every '90s horror movie.
Macabre (2009)
ReplyDeleteApparently Indonesian babies are bloody well tasty.
Haunt (2013)
ReplyDeleteHeartfelt teen romance. Too bad there're ghosts.
The Innocents (1961)
ReplyDeleteThis is boring, stodgy, -OH HOLY CRAP!
Dracula (1931)
ReplyDeleteRenfield way scarier than Dracula; nightmares scary.
Day of the Dead
ReplyDeleteKing wrote Salem's Lot during the Outbreak?!
1408 (2007)
ReplyDeleteHello, room service? One molotov cocktail, please.
The Brain That Wouldn't Die
ReplyDeleteYou never see good mutant/model romances
Pay The Ghost (2015)
ReplyDeleteBecause Cage's mortgage ain't gonna pay itself.
Insidious
ReplyDeleteIs this demon scary? Idk, add ghosts
Misery (1990)
ReplyDeleteLeast he learned he really Caan write.
The Exorcist
ReplyDeleteMaybe Pazuzu is actually Captain Howdy's nickname?
DeepStar Six (1989)
ReplyDeletePlug your nose and pop your ears
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
ReplyDeleteI get it, 'stereotyping' is the evil.
Maniac (1980)
ReplyDeleteI think I could smell Joe Spinell.
From Beyond (1986)
ReplyDeleteThe stories Stuart Gordon's therapist could tell.
Seed Of Chucky (2004)
ReplyDeleteMy God, no more BOUND jokes please.
Dead & Breakfast (2004)
ReplyDeleteQuiet down, the decapitated head is speaking.
The Witches (1990)
ReplyDeleteMostly true to book, excellent children's horror
Child's Play 2 (1990)
ReplyDeleteFactory days without injuring is now ZERO.
Curse of Chucky (2013)
ReplyDeleteNo crackers with chili...get em Chucky.
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
ReplyDeleteHope someone remembered to feed Pretorius' experiments.
The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteWhen grotesque monsters attack, everybody yell! Repeat!
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteMan, William Shatner is a real dick.
:)
DeleteDiary of the Dead (2007)
ReplyDeleteUninteresting characters, crappy editing, found footage sucks!
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
ReplyDeleteIs this real? Seriously, is this real?
Spider Baby or, The Maddest Story Ever Told (1967)
ReplyDeleteLike a Rob Zombie film with restraint.
Dead Snow 2: Red Vs Dead (2014)
ReplyDeleteWhat a finale!! Wait.... no don't. GROSS.
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
ReplyDeleteSome cases just need a woman's touch.
[Rec] (2007)
ReplyDeleteWait, she's been upstairs for two years?
The Brood (1979)
ReplyDeleteI thought everyone had an external uterus?
Prince of Darkness (1987)
ReplyDeleteAlternate title: Big trouble in little chapel.
Pin 1988
ReplyDeleteElric Kane was moving my plastic lips
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
ReplyDeleteEscher has such sights to show you.
The Innkeepers (2011)
ReplyDeleteThe ghost of Kelly McGillis is terrifying!
Child's Play 3 (1991)
ReplyDeleteChucky at military academy works surprising well.
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)
ReplyDeleteYeah, yeah, yeah, planning is very important.
Pieces (1983)
ReplyDeleteOverkill. #1 Pretty Face. #2 Great Body.
Pieces (1983) w/ FthisMovie Commentary
ReplyDeleteRazor finger crotch grab meant for Krandle!!!
Microwave Massacre (1983):
ReplyDeleteFTHISMOVIE.NET: Only place I could recommend it!