Psycho II (1983)Hey there Norman, shall I be mother?
Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)$50 Ouija 3's about an evil app.
Primitives (1980)Indonesian 'Italian Cannibal' knock-offs: Exploitation's ultimate echelon?
The Monster Squad (1987)Only time the name Horace sounded badass!
The Beast with Five Fingers (1946)Proof the devil's in the ditas. AAAAAAAAHHH
Spaceship Terror (2011)Consummate indiesleaze... made all my balls tingle.
Night of the Demon (1980)Much more convincing than Patterson-Gimlin's footage!!
The Beyond (1981)A pure horrific imagination, close-up, zoom in
The Mist (2007)It'll be fine I've read the....WAAAAAAAHHH?!!?
The Thing (1982)Ah shit, that dog's going to die!
The Fog (1980)Why does nobody blame Jamie Lee Curtis?
The Addams Family (1991)Raul Julia and Anjelica Huston are delightful.
Saw (2004)So that's who's been farting all along!
Saw 2 (2005)Wahlbergs don't play mothafuckin' jigsaw puzzles, kid!
Saw 3 (2006)Juicing=healthy. Whole pig juicing=not healthy.
Saw 4 (2007)Ahhhh! Cold feet! Cold feet! Cold feet!
Saw 5 (2008)Gilmore Girls' Luke quits diner under pressure.
Saw 6 (2009)Imagining Progressive Insurance's Flo in traps. Better.
Saw 3D (2010)What did I eat for breakfast...? FLASHBACK!
Grindhouse: Planet Terror (2007)Brolin wins the "I'm all in" award
Halloween 5: The Curse of Michael Myers (1989)Jamie's more scared of Loomis than Michael
Blood Rage (1987) ... againShowed it to friends. Needed some witnesses.
Jack the Ripper (1988) Robert Lees was a suspect? Since when?
Howl (2016)On train, off train, on train, off...
The Ones Below (2015). That's why The Givernor is so mean.
The Conjuring 2 (2016)Charming love story with Brits and demons
The Shallows (2016)Lacks depth. See what I did there?
Ouija: Origjn of Evil (2016)The Exorcist if CGI mouths were invented
The Horror at 37,000 Feet (1973)Either the best or worst movie ever.
C.H.U.D. II: Bud the C.H.U.D. (1988)This is way worse than I remembered!
Amityville: It's About Time (1992)It's about time I stopped watching crap.
The Fog (1980)Janet doesn't care who her daughter dates!
The Invitation (2015)Always listen to guys with Amish beards!
Flesh for Frankenstein (1973)Conflict resolved if viagra had been introduced.
Jacob's Ladder (1990)Lewis Black, George Costanza, Marcellus Wallace...Yaaaay!
Deathgasm (2015)The Lords of Salem with a beat
The Stendhal Syndrome (1996)I genuinely feel sorry for Asia Argento
The Hollow (2015) Nice to see Groot getting more work.
Murder Party (2007)Better option than nazi punk rock show.
Tabloid Vivant (2016)Arty indie. Interesting, talky, pretentious. Mixed feelings.
Holidays (2016) What, no Talk Like a Pirate Day?
Land of the Dead (2005)Best Leader Available: idiot from 'The Pest'
Bone Tomahawk (2015)This film is a real nutcracker folks
Death Proof (2007)Hardest scene to watch? Kurt Russell eating
The Thing (1982)Why ruin a perfectly good chess simulator?
Hellraiser: Inferno (2000): I interrupted my Hannibal marathon for this?
The Mist (2007)The winner for Most Depressing Ending is...
Thinner (1996)Because I like every '90s horror movie.
Macabre (2009)Apparently Indonesian babies are bloody well tasty.
Haunt (2013)Heartfelt teen romance. Too bad there're ghosts.
The Innocents (1961)This is boring, stodgy, -OH HOLY CRAP!
Dracula (1931)Renfield way scarier than Dracula; nightmares scary.
Day of the DeadKing wrote Salem's Lot during the Outbreak?!
1408 (2007)Hello, room service? One molotov cocktail, please.
The Brain That Wouldn't DieYou never see good mutant/model romances
Pay The Ghost (2015)Because Cage's mortgage ain't gonna pay itself.
InsidiousIs this demon scary? Idk, add ghosts
Misery (1990)Least he learned he really Caan write.
The ExorcistMaybe Pazuzu is actually Captain Howdy's nickname?
DeepStar Six (1989)Plug your nose and pop your ears
Tucker and Dale vs. EvilI get it, 'stereotyping' is the evil.
Maniac (1980)I think I could smell Joe Spinell.
From Beyond (1986)The stories Stuart Gordon's therapist could tell.
Seed Of Chucky (2004)My God, no more BOUND jokes please.
Dead & Breakfast (2004)Quiet down, the decapitated head is speaking.
The Witches (1990)Mostly true to book, excellent children's horror
Child's Play 2 (1990)Factory days without injuring is now ZERO.
Curse of Chucky (2013)No crackers with chili...get em Chucky.
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)Hope someone remembered to feed Pretorius' experiments.
The Thing (1982)When grotesque monsters attack, everybody yell! Repeat!
Halloween (1978) Man, William Shatner is a real dick.
Diary of the Dead (2007)Uninteresting characters, crappy editing, found footage sucks!
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)Is this real? Seriously, is this real?
Spider Baby or, The Maddest Story Ever Told (1967)Like a Rob Zombie film with restraint.
Dead Snow 2: Red Vs Dead (2014)What a finale!! Wait.... no don't. GROSS.
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)Some cases just need a woman's touch.
[Rec] (2007)Wait, she's been upstairs for two years?
The Brood (1979)I thought everyone had an external uterus?
Prince of Darkness (1987) Alternate title: Big trouble in little chapel.
Pin 1988 Elric Kane was moving my plastic lips
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)Escher has such sights to show you.
The Innkeepers (2011)The ghost of Kelly McGillis is terrifying!
Child's Play 3 (1991)Chucky at military academy works surprising well.
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)Yeah, yeah, yeah, planning is very important.
Pieces (1983)Overkill. #1 Pretty Face. #2 Great Body.
Pieces (1983) w/ FthisMovie CommentaryRazor finger crotch grab meant for Krandle!!!
Microwave Massacre (1983):FTHISMOVIE.NET: Only place I could recommend it!