Wednesday, October 5, 2016

Scary Movie Challenge VII (Day 5)


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  1. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

    "Sawyer Family Recipe" chilli contains actual families

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  2. Jess Franco's FEMALE VAMPIRE (1975) on Amazon Prime for the first time.

    Rack-focus trophy wife's tits, bush. Print. Repeat.

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    DAMN! Blew my Junesploitation '17 load prematurely.

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  3. The Innkeepers (2011)

    Sara Paxton is just so damn adorable!!!

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  4. Anthony C. Ferrrante's SHARKANDO 3: OH HELL NO! (2015) on Netflix Instant for the first time.

    Slightly less plausible than potential Trump presidency.

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  5. Rawhead Rex (1986)
    Irish Power Rangers monsters are way meaner!

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  6. SCOUT'S GUIDE TO THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE (2015) on Amazon Prime for the first time.

    At least "Milk Money" had Ed Harris.

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  7. The Black Cat (1941)
    "What a puss! Like a lemon rinse!"

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  8. The Witches (1990)

    Pretty terrifying for a kids movie. Yikes.

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  9. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)

    Actually, last summer, jerk murdered her friends.

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  10. Phantasm: Ravager (2015)
    They should have called it Phantasm: Reggie-ver!

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  11. You're next (2011)

    Brutal murders still have time for punctuation.

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  12. The Ghost of Frankenstein (1942):

    Guys, it'll be different this time, promise.

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  13. Repulsion (1965)

    Crazy good, non repulsive, Catherine Deneuve performance.

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  14. The Vampire Lovers (1970)

    Figuratively and Literally goes for the Boob.

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  15. Demons

    This movie pushed all my buttons simultaneously.

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  16. Pieces ( with Commentary )

    What's this Trumpence shit? Kence 4 life.

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  17. City of the Living Dead

    "Help! Zombies!" " I was thinking Kendall could..."

    Coming up next in my marathon.

    The Fly '86 for the first time cos I suck!

    In all seriousness, I love horror despite my large viewing gaps and have had a great few days. Not a bad movie in the bunch. Even Dressed to Kill which I didn't love, mostly due to my expectations, fuelled by Blow-Out, PotP and Carrie, has grown on me in the last 6 hours!

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  18. Michael GiammarinoOctober 5, 2016 at 5:52 AM

    Southbound (2015)

    Demon Crossing, 10 miles. Toll? Your soul.

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  19. You´re next (2011)

    A very different kind of family reunion

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  20. The Fly 1986 for the first time.

    Excuse me, gotta pick up my jaw.

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  21. Dead Ringers (1988)

    Lesser Cronenberg, but two great Irons performances.

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  22. Maniac (1980)

    Nothing says first date like Clams Casino

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  23. Mist - Bug bite turns you into Rosie O'Donnel

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  24. Green Inferno - So bad, so very very very bad.

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  25. Maniac (2012) - Frodo makes you dead as a Dodo.

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  26. The Thing - Ah ah ah ah staying alive....bugger

    (CPR chest compressions should be given to the tempo of the chorus to Staying Alive....)

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  27. An American Werewolf in London (1981)

    Fantastic movie...really ends with a bang!

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  28. 'Don't Go in the House' (1979)

    Gives new definition to the "burning bush".

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  29. The Mind's Eye (2015) :
    Begos is Carpenters and Cronenbergs love child

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  30. Let Sleeping Corpses Lie AKA The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue (1974)

    Great police work saves the day again.

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  31. Hellraiser 4: Bloodline

    18th century France is not in space.

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  32. Hellraiser 5: Inferno

    Ok, love buddy cops. Where is Pinhead?

    (oh Jesus, I'm half way through. 3 was actually good, but this is getting ridiculous. If I don't see it through now, I never will. Onwards and upwards, as they said in the Last Battle, although C.S. Lewis probably wouldn't approve of ANYONE marathoning the Hellraiser series.)

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  33. Pieces with F This Movie commentary

    Human Cigarette Christopher George, Human Dynamo Kendall.

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  34. Shrew's Nest (2014)
    With great sewing skills comes great responsibility

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  35. Halloween H20

    Michael Myers 5 minutes for icing...JGL.

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  36. 'Rabid' (1977)

    Rose is the "bone claws" of vampires

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  37. 'Shivers' (1975)

    Tim Allen, star of Canadian condo infomercials

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  38. Odd Thomas (2013)

    Quoting one of the greats - "It's fine"

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  39. The Chosen (2015)

    Choose not to watch this generic crap.

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  40. They Look Like People (2015)

    ... Yet they smell like Cool Ranch Doritos.

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  41. House of Dark Shadows (1970)

    Character development: Please watch the television show

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  42. Late Phases (2014)

    The Last Starfighter retirement plan kinda sucks.

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  43. The Grotto (2014)

    The filmmakers' excuse for vacation in Italy.

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  44. Christine (1983)

    Climb a tree! Cars can't climb trees!

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  45. Wolf Creek (2005)

    Head on a stick? What's .... Oh. Ohhhhhh.

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  46. The Witch (2016)
    Hmm I vvonder vvho the vvitch vvas.

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  47. Blood For Dracula (1974)

    European virgins are as common as vampires

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  48. Dracula (1931)
    Can't wait for the final showdown! Oh.

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  49. Blair Witch (2016)
    Coming around the corner, don’t freak out.

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  50. Vampires (John Carpenter, 1998)

    Karate Kid III's villain bursts into flames

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  51. Creepshow 2 (1987)

    Myers, Freddy, Leatherface, Pinhead, Jason... Chief Wood'nhead.

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  52. When a Stranger Calls (2006)

    Holy shit they paid by the minute!

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  53. The Uninvited (2011)

    Best possible version of "Pitch Perfect 3"

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  54. Child's Play 3 (1991)

    That barber's way creepier than the Chuckster.

    or:

    My favorite in the series. Judge me.

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  55. Retribution (1987)

    We need more movies about gangster possession

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  57. Event Horizon (1997)

    Welcome to Hell, hello to Jason Isaacs.

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  58. Tales From The Hood (dir. Rusty Cundieff, 1995)

    Hashtag black dolls lives matter!! Too soon?
    or
    Racist politician? Not these days... Ohh wait...

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  59. Goosebumps (2015)

    Can't decide - entertaining trifle or ingenious commercial?

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  60. The Descent 2005
    Fuck! I didn't know I was Claustrophobic

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  61. Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows (2000)

    Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows sucks!

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  62. The Gift (2015)

    I dont really like that monkey mask

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  63. Hellraiser 7: Deader

    Can't think of anything more freaking "deader".

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  64. Cabin Fever (2016)
    Garbage. Stupid. Terrible. Mean. Tone Deaf. Fuck.

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  65. The Shining
    Hopeless,just see Bullshit conspiracy theories now

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  66. Trilogy of Terror (1975)

    Lassard is a better doctor than commandant.

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  67. Cronos (1993):

    This is why you read the instructions.

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  68. Patrick (1978)

    He's still waiting for his hand job.

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  69. Hellraiser 6: Hellseeker

    This is porn level acting. Without sex.

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  70. Ghoulies III: Ghoulies go to College (1991)

    I knew I should've majored in Ghoulie.

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  71. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986):

    Leatherface just wanted to hear "Free Bird."

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  72. 30 Days of Night (2007)

    Claugh wahab bagh mekhh ma oahb screeeeeeeee!

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  73. Southbound (2015)
    Amen? Right? We say amen after prayer?

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  74. Gavin Leahy OctoberOctober 5, 2016 at 7:59 PM

    The Tommyknockers (1993) Stephen King Marathon

    Tommyknockers, the leading cause of tooth decay.

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  75. Hush (2008)

    Annoying voices keeping it down 'Til Tuesday

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  76. Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator (1989)

    Suffers from lack of incinerators and stuffing.

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  77. Jaws: The Revenge(1987)

    About a shark struggling with deep resentment?

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  78. Hellraiser 8: Hellworld

    The ending is much better than expected.

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  79. Army of Darkness (1992)

    Oh to peek inside the Rami's minds?

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  80. The Monster Squad (1987)
    Who are you?.... We're The Monster Squad.

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  81. Creepshow(1982)

    Someone please get dad the goddamn cake

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  82. The Cabin in the Woods (2012) dir. Drew Goddard

    Clever deconstructionism makes my husband's bulge turgid.

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  83. Hatchet II

    Wait, so how's there a Hatchet III?

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  84. Lake Mungo (2008)

    Dateline and Paranormal Witness have a baby.

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  85. Theater of Blood

    I, for one, would not've been murdered.

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  86. Phantasm: Ravager (2016)

    Those silver balls get bigger and bigger

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  87. Young Frankenstein

    Cloris Leachman: the best of all time.

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  88. Signs (2002):

    That's why I never finish my water!

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  89. Day of the Dead (1985)
    Rhodes makes some valid points, you know?

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  90. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

    Anyone else hearing that Edith Piaf song?

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  91. Young Frankenstein (1974)

    Great seeing this on the big screen!

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  92. Dark Was the Night (2014)

    Marital problems? Call in a CG monster.

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  93. Sleepaway Camp (1983)

    Strangest aspect of movie: well done score.

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  94. The Reef (2010)

    Expecting cheesy fun. Got true story terror.

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  95. Haunted Honeymoon (1986)

    My honeymoon is soon. I'm a werewolf.

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  96. Attack on Titan the Movie: Part 1 (2015)

    Critically important: Kaiju fans don't miss this.

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  97. Hatchet III

    Okay seriously, how is this gonna work?

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  98. Dawn of the Dead (2004)

    Needs Schwarzenegger shouting "Get to the boat!"

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  99. Hellraiser 1987

    I'm doomed, I'm really bad at puzzles.

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  100. Night of the Creeps [Director's Cut] (1986):

    Everybody should answer the phone "Thrill Me!"

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  101. The Innkeepers (2011)
    Maid in Manhattan 2: Basement Romance

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  102. 28 Days Later (2003)
    Hello? Hello? Hello? Oh shit! Run! Run!!!!

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  103. Bubba the Redneck Werewolf (2016)
    I know Wolfcop. You are no Wolfcop.

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  104. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)

    This didn't kill Jack Black's career...crazy!

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  105. Green Room (2015)
    Oh shit, Patrick Stewart is a Nazi!

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  107. Gremlins (1984)

    Microwave dinner has a whole new meaning

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  108. 976-Evil (1988)

    Give a call! Charges apply, boredom awaits.

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  109. THE PURGE: ELECTION YEAR (2016)

    Rich white men still suck, I guess.

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  110. Pieces: makes my balls hurt even more (see review of The Seperant and the Rainbow)

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