Christopher Lee in TORTURE CHAMBER OF DR. SADISM (1967) on Amazon Prime for the first time.More like "Count Dooku's Shameless Paycheck Grab."
Little Shop of Horrors (1986):First time seeing original ending. It's depressing.
Eaten Alive! The Rise and Fall of the Italian Cannibal Film (2015)German producers requested sodomy scenes? Not surprising.
Curse of the Fly (1965)Sequels don't come much stranger than this.
Universal Horror (1998 documentary)A better Branagh movie than his Frankenstein.
Dracula (1931)Really, it is not #scarymoviemonth without it.
In A Valley of Violence (2016) Ti's Western? Most laughs Since "Blazing Saddles"!
Murders in the Rue Morgue (1932)Ape carries lady up building before Kong!
Aliens (1986)More Aliens than in Alien - less Spaghetti.
Let the right one in (2008)Not really scary, still very good horror.
Lifeforce (1985)Offer space vampire a biscuit? Deservedly bitch-slapped.
The Devil's Carnival (2012):It's rough and the songs aren't great.
Halloween (1978):Classic movie. Sleep. Then back to musicals.
Bride of FrankensteinWant to be JB's neighbour in Monsterland.
Friday the 13th Part IIIStill don't know if Debbie actually pregnant
Why are you trying to diminish Jason's good work?I say he gets a twofer!!!
The Ghost and Mr. Chicken (1966)This is Universal horror in the sixties.
Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008)Too early to request the #SMM2017 Commentary?
The Mist(2007)When hope seems lost....wait five minutes.
Fender Bender (dir. Mark Pavia, welcome back!! 2016)Sometimes it pays not to have insurance...orNot trust Bill Sage since Mysterious Skin.
Before I Wake (2016)Butterflies, prettiest of all harbingers of doom
Tokyo Gore Police (2008) Filmmakers: "We're totally extreme! Script? What script?"
Saw (2004)Mom called it "psychologically taut".
He Knows You're Alone (1980)Thank God they used the correct "you're".
Wishmaster (1997)Wish they'd make some sequels... SWEET! ... Oh.
Ghosts of Mars (2001)Ugh! What the hell am I watching?
The Shallows (2016)Gossip Girl Should've stayed in the city
Bone Tomahawk (2015)Crunch, Quiet, Crunch, Quiet, Quiet, Crunch, Bang!
Funny Games (1997)Made to condemn those who love violence.
Funny Games (2007)Made to reward those who hate subtitles.
The Tall Man (2012)Jessica Biel: too hot to be appreciated.
The Damned (2013) Damned if I'll ever watch this again.
Anguish (1988)A prequel to the Dark Knight Rises.
Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994)Reggie's journey to get his dick wet.
Phantasm IV: Oblivion (1998)These boobs aren't fake! They're actually balls!
In trying to keep up with SMM, whilst also avoiding spending Nov/Dec apologizing to my wife for neglecting the family, I've brought her along side me for some of them.In her first viewing of "Big Trouble in Little China" (1986) I compiled her seven-word review by synthesizing her commentary through out the movie:"Kurt Russell! Mortal Kombat? Seems pretty racist..."...needless to say, she liked it.
Anguish (2015) Netflix, why's this tearjerker drama under "Horror"?
Lights Out (2016) I can't decide: Yankee Candles or Suicide?
The Burbs (1989)Rumsfeld, a neighborhood watch kind of guy.
Rosemary's Baby (1968)That cop should break all the news.
Cabin in the woods £5 on Redneck Zombie torture family, #BrexitBudget
Wishmaster 2 (1999)It's pure Andy but the picture disappoints.
Subspecies (1991)"Well, hello, Angus Scrimm!" *pause* "Um... bye!"
The Exorcism of Molly Hartley (2015)Friedkin and Blatty better call their lawyers.
The Crazies(2010)This virus also causes black friday madness
Last House On The Left (1972):Least funny buddy cop movie ever made
Freaks (1932)An eggcellent way to end a movie.
House of Exorcism (1974) Taxidermy rabbit gives the movie's best performance.
The Wolf Man (1941)Wanna go out?No!8:00 it is!
The Pit and the Pendulum (1961)Too much Luanna and not enough Barbara!
Phantasm: Ravager (2016)Balls, balls, balls, b-b-b-b-balls, balls, balls.........balls
I am Not a Serial Killer (2016)Takes one to know one, boy detective.
Cujo (1983)Roll over Beethoven...good boy....uh oh
Ouija (2014)What's good to say here? Lin Shaye
Ginger Snaps (2000)Smart movie about a teenagers adolescent tail.
The Wolf Man (1941)Lon plus half-afro equals Benicio
1408 (2007) - Stephen King MarathonDid he even think about the cleaners.
MiseryThe stuntman couldn't even walk through snow????
Lights Out (2016) This movie made my cat jump...twice.
Blow Out (1981)No way I’m wearing a wire, Travolta.
A Girl Who Walks Home Alone at Night (2014)Lonely Vampire? Find a skateboard and cat.
Mirrors (2008) Wait, what? C'mon! Is this a bit?
Intensity (1997 made for TV - 2 part Mini-Series)TV movie?! One of the best, ever.
Don't Breathe (2016) Are turkey basters ever actually used properly?
Unless you can come up with a better tool, don't criticize his methods.
Final Girl (2015)The version of "Survivor" I'd actually watch.
Howl (2015)English werewolf movies rock. Oi! Oi! Oi!
The Shallows (2016) dir. Jaume Collet-SerraTrump's feel good movie of the year!-OR-Third act gleefully presented by The Asylum.
Emilie (2015)Should've used tampons to plug plot holes
The Strangers (2008)Unbearably tense, then bunch of stuff happens
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)Ghoulies III aside, Kevin McCarthy's best film.
The Devil and Daniel Webster (1941)Too much Daniel Webster, not enough Devil!
Xtro (1982)Weird midget murder clown? Sure, why not?!
The Dark Half (1993)"He's my dark half. Hey, that's catchy..."
Fatal Pulse (1988)Every hairstyle from my 7th grade girlfriends.
Mirror Mirror (1990)Guys, does this count as watching Mirrors?
All the Boys Love Mandy LaneTrump should try to grab her pussy
Best review ever
The Raven (1963)Corman fabricates feature length Bewitched episode.
Frankenstein (1931)At 70 minutes, it feels like 90.
Bloody BirthdayAccording to my horoscope, this movie stinks.
Phantasm: Ravager (2016)Slaughterhouse Five of Phantasm movies. Balls joke.
Evilspeak (1981)Apple - spreading Satanism since the early eighties.
Shock Waves (1977)This island hotel is to die Führer.
The Witch (2015)Kate Dickie breastfeeding never goes quite right
Poltergeist (2015)Absence of Sam Rockwell dancing; movie failure.
Absence of adding anything original: movie failure
THE BATTERY (2012):Should have sacrificed that chicken to Jobu.
Happy Hell Night (1992)Only Halloween themed Horror film of 1992?
Rock and Roll Nightmare (1987)Demons in rubber masks hate hair metal.
Yor plays gladiator metal on the weekend.
Terrortory (2016)Anthology builds and builds to blowjob joke.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)The secret ingredient is surely more cocaine
Night of the Living Dead (1968)Thomas Jane would've just shot them all
Garfield's Halloween Adventure (1985)"Halloween's my middle name... Gar Halloween Field!"
It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966) rewatchLucy's on her own TV Guide's cover!
Ghost of Mars (2001)What can I say? Hey Beastmaster On!
BEYOND DARKNESS (1990)Ghosthouse was a better La Casa entry.
WITCHERY (1988)Linda Blair. The Hoff. You'd watch it.
Bugs Bunny's Howl-oween Special (1978) 6/10Wait, does Daffy Duck have a son?
Hellraiser (1987)Glad I never complated my rubix cube.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)Pods finds their way across the Sutherland.
Wishmaster (1997) : Proving Adam wasted money on a ring.
The Fog (1980)Tom Atkins...the ladies man strikes again!
THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOOD (1970)Amicus anthology brings Cushing, Lee, and pastels.
Forgot to post this last night:Dog Soldiers (2007)Guts hanging out? Grab some super glue.