Friday, October 7, 2016

Scary Movie Challenge VII (Day 7)


113 comments:

  1. Christopher Lee in TORTURE CHAMBER OF DR. SADISM (1967) on Amazon Prime for the first time.

    More like "Count Dooku's Shameless Paycheck Grab."

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  2. Little Shop of Horrors (1986):

    First time seeing original ending. It's depressing.

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  3. Eaten Alive! The Rise and Fall of the Italian Cannibal Film (2015)
    German producers requested sodomy scenes? Not surprising.

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  4. Curse of the Fly (1965)
    Sequels don't come much stranger than this.

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  5. Universal Horror (1998 documentary)

    A better Branagh movie than his Frankenstein.

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  6. Dracula (1931)

    Really, it is not #scarymoviemonth without it.

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  7. In A Valley of Violence (2016)
    Ti's Western? Most laughs Since "Blazing Saddles"!

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  8. Murders in the Rue Morgue (1932)
    Ape carries lady up building before Kong!

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  9. Aliens (1986)

    More Aliens than in Alien - less Spaghetti.

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  10. Let the right one in (2008)

    Not really scary, still very good horror.

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  11. Lifeforce (1985)

    Offer space vampire a biscuit? Deservedly bitch-slapped.

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  12. The Devil's Carnival (2012):

    It's rough and the songs aren't great.

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  13. Halloween (1978):

    Classic movie. Sleep. Then back to musicals.

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  14. Bride of Frankenstein

    Want to be JB's neighbour in Monsterland.

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  15. Friday the 13th Part III

    Still don't know if Debbie actually pregnant

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    1. Why are you trying to diminish Jason's good work?

      I say he gets a twofer!!!

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  16. The Ghost and Mr. Chicken (1966)

    This is Universal horror in the sixties.

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  17. Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008)

    Too early to request the #SMM2017 Commentary?

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  18. The Mist(2007)

    When hope seems lost....wait five minutes.

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  19. Fender Bender (dir. Mark Pavia, welcome back!! 2016)

    Sometimes it pays not to have insurance...
    or
    Not trust Bill Sage since Mysterious Skin.

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  20. Before I Wake (2016)
    Butterflies, prettiest of all harbingers of doom

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  21. Tokyo Gore Police (2008)

    Filmmakers: "We're totally extreme! Script? What script?"

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  22. Saw (2004)

    Mom called it "psychologically taut".

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  23. He Knows You're Alone (1980)

    Thank God they used the correct "you're".

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  24. Wishmaster (1997)

    Wish they'd make some sequels... SWEET! ... Oh.

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  25. Ghosts of Mars (2001)

    Ugh! What the hell am I watching?

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  26. The Shallows (2016)
    Gossip Girl Should've stayed in the city

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  27. Bone Tomahawk (2015)

    Crunch, Quiet, Crunch, Quiet, Quiet, Crunch, Bang!

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  28. Funny Games (1997)

    Made to condemn those who love violence.

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  29. Funny Games (2007)

    Made to reward those who hate subtitles.

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  30. The Tall Man (2012)

    Jessica Biel: too hot to be appreciated.

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  31. The Damned (2013)

    Damned if I'll ever watch this again.

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  32. Anguish (1988)

    A prequel to the Dark Knight Rises.

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  33. Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994)

    Reggie's journey to get his dick wet.

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  34. Phantasm IV: Oblivion (1998)

    These boobs aren't fake! They're actually balls!

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  35. In trying to keep up with SMM, whilst also avoiding spending Nov/Dec apologizing to my wife for neglecting the family, I've brought her along side me for some of them.

    In her first viewing of "Big Trouble in Little China" (1986) I compiled her seven-word review by synthesizing her commentary through out the movie:

    "Kurt Russell! Mortal Kombat? Seems pretty racist..."

    ...needless to say, she liked it.

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  36. Anguish (2015)

    Netflix, why's this tearjerker drama under "Horror"?

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  37. Lights Out (2016)

    I can't decide: Yankee Candles or Suicide?

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  38. The Burbs (1989)

    Rumsfeld, a neighborhood watch kind of guy.

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  39. Rosemary's Baby (1968)

    That cop should break all the news.

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  40. Cabin in the woods

    £5 on Redneck Zombie torture family, #BrexitBudget

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  41. Wishmaster 2 (1999)

    It's pure Andy but the picture disappoints.

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  42. Subspecies (1991)

    "Well, hello, Angus Scrimm!" *pause* "Um... bye!"

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  43. The Exorcism of Molly Hartley (2015)

    Friedkin and Blatty better call their lawyers.

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  44. The Crazies(2010)

    This virus also causes black friday madness

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  45. Last House On The Left (1972):

    Least funny buddy cop movie ever made

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  46. Freaks (1932)

    An eggcellent way to end a movie.

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  47. House of Exorcism (1974)

    Taxidermy rabbit gives the movie's best performance.

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  48. The Wolf Man (1941)

    Wanna go out?
    No!
    8:00 it is!

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  49. The Pit and the Pendulum (1961)
    Too much Luanna and not enough Barbara!

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  50. Phantasm: Ravager (2016)

    Balls, balls, balls, b-b-b-b-balls, balls, balls.........balls

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  51. I am Not a Serial Killer (2016)

    Takes one to know one, boy detective.

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  52. Cujo (1983)

    Roll over Beethoven...good boy....uh oh

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  53. Ouija (2014)

    What's good to say here? Lin Shaye

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  54. Ginger Snaps (2000)

    Smart movie about a teenagers adolescent tail.

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  55. The Wolf Man (1941)
    Lon plus half-afro equals Benicio

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  56. Gavin Leahy OctoberOctober 7, 2016 at 6:33 PM

    1408 (2007) - Stephen King Marathon

    Did he even think about the cleaners.

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  57. Misery

    The stuntman couldn't even walk through snow????

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  58. Lights Out (2016)

    This movie made my cat jump...twice.

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  59. Blow Out (1981)
    No way I’m wearing a wire, Travolta.

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  60. A Girl Who Walks Home Alone at Night (2014)
    Lonely Vampire? Find a skateboard and cat.

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  61. Mirrors (2008)

    Wait, what? C'mon! Is this a bit?

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  62. Intensity (1997 made for TV - 2 part Mini-Series)

    TV movie?! One of the best, ever.

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  63. Don't Breathe (2016)

    Are turkey basters ever actually used properly?

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    1. Unless you can come up with a better tool, don't criticize his methods.

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  64. Final Girl (2015)

    The version of "Survivor" I'd actually watch.

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  65. Howl (2015)

    English werewolf movies rock. Oi! Oi! Oi!

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  66. The Shallows (2016) dir. Jaume Collet-Serra

    Trump's feel good movie of the year!

    -OR-

    Third act gleefully presented by The Asylum.

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  67. Emilie (2015)

    Should've used tampons to plug plot holes

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  68. The Strangers (2008)

    Unbearably tense, then bunch of stuff happens

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  69. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)

    Ghoulies III aside, Kevin McCarthy's best film.

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  70. The Devil and Daniel Webster (1941)
    Too much Daniel Webster, not enough Devil!

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  71. Xtro (1982)

    Weird midget murder clown? Sure, why not?!

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  72. The Dark Half (1993)

    "He's my dark half. Hey, that's catchy..."

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  73. Fatal Pulse (1988)

    Every hairstyle from my 7th grade girlfriends.

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  74. Mirror Mirror (1990)
    Guys, does this count as watching Mirrors?

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  75. All the Boys Love Mandy Lane

    Trump should try to grab her pussy

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  76. The Raven (1963)
    Corman fabricates feature length Bewitched episode.

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  77. Frankenstein (1931)

    At 70 minutes, it feels like 90.

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  78. Bloody Birthday

    According to my horoscope, this movie stinks.

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  79. Phantasm: Ravager (2016)
    Slaughterhouse Five of Phantasm movies. Balls joke.

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  80. Evilspeak (1981)

    Apple - spreading Satanism since the early eighties.

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  81. Shock Waves (1977)

    This island hotel is to die Führer.

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  82. The Witch (2015)
    Kate Dickie breastfeeding never goes quite right

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  83. Poltergeist (2015)

    Absence of Sam Rockwell dancing; movie failure.

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  84. THE BATTERY (2012):

    Should have sacrificed that chicken to Jobu.

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  85. Happy Hell Night (1992)

    Only Halloween themed Horror film of 1992?


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  86. Michael GiammarinoOctober 7, 2016 at 11:59 PM

    Rock and Roll Nightmare (1987)

    Demons in rubber masks hate hair metal.

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    1. Michael GiammarinoOctober 8, 2016 at 12:28 AM

      Yor plays gladiator metal on the weekend.

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  87. Terrortory (2016)
    Anthology builds and builds to blowjob joke.

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  88. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
    The secret ingredient is surely more cocaine

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  89. Night of the Living Dead (1968)

    Thomas Jane would've just shot them all

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  90. Garfield's Halloween Adventure (1985)
    "Halloween's my middle name... Gar Halloween Field!"

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  91. It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966) rewatch
    Lucy's on her own TV Guide's cover!

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  92. Ghost of Mars (2001)

    What can I say? Hey Beastmaster On!

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  93. BEYOND DARKNESS (1990)

    Ghosthouse was a better La Casa entry.

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  94. WITCHERY (1988)

    Linda Blair. The Hoff. You'd watch it.

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  95. Bugs Bunny's Howl-oween Special (1978) 6/10
    Wait, does Daffy Duck have a son?

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  96. Hellraiser (1987)
    Glad I never complated my rubix cube.

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  97. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

    Pods finds their way across the Sutherland.

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  98. Wishmaster (1997) : Proving Adam wasted money on a ring.

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  99. The Fog (1980)

    Tom Atkins...the ladies man strikes again!

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  100. THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOOD (1970)

    Amicus anthology brings Cushing, Lee, and pastels.

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  101. Forgot to post this last night:
    Dog Soldiers (2007)
    Guts hanging out? Grab some super glue.

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