by Rob DiCristino
“Steal my boyfriend — taste my steel.”
We don’t have time to get into how awesome Edgar Wright’s Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
is. We just don’t. There’s simply too much to take on all at once without risking some kind of sprain. We can’t do it. Alright, if you insist. But it’s safer to break it down into smaller, more manageable segments of awesome and approach each one from an appropriately cautious distance. Wallace Wells, for example, or the song “Threshold.” What about Ramona’s hammer or Lucas Lee’s stunt doubles? See what I’m saying? One at a time. Anyway, Scott Pilgrim
’s genius is such that any one of these bits is ripe for individual dissection and analysis, not least of all the characters who help and hinder Scott as he battles his way through the League of Evil Exes to capture Ramona’s heart. While we could talk for hours about his epic showdowns with the likes of Gideon Graves and the Katayanagi Twins, there’s a much more critical, much more personal war being waged in the background – Knives Chau vs. Herself.
For the uninitiated: Scott Pilgrim (Michael Cera) is Dating a High Schooler, seventeen-year-old Knives Chau (Ellen Wong). Knives may be tiny in stature, but she’s enormous in spirit. She thinks her new bass-playing boyfriend is the coolest, and even though each of their interactions teeters on the edge of a felony offense (Scott is twenty-two), Knives thrusts herself head-first into the exciting new world of hand-holding and fan-girling. She comes to every Sex Bob-Omb practice and quickly learns the ins and outs of Toronto’s indie music scene. But despite her chipperishness — her chipperocity? — Scott is hesitant to commit fully to his Fake High School Girlfriend, seeing her merely as an opportunity to get over Big Ex Envy Adams (Brie Larson), the girl who kicked his heart in the ass.* Try as Knives might, Scott’ll never take her that seriously. She’ll never be as important as Envy or as cool as Ramona Flowers (Mary Elizabeth Winstead), the American girl who literally rollerblades straight out of Scott’s dreams.
And so he dumps her. Knives takes it poorly. She overreacts. Maybe she stalks him a little; that’s up to you to decide. That Knives reacts emotionally isn’t the issue here, but rather how we interpret that reaction outside of the context of Scott himself. Because — as even the cast and creators of the film have posited — he’s essentially a textbook example of an unreliable narrator. The supporting characters in this film are way more fixated on Scott (and Scott is way more fixated on himself) than any self-respecting person would be otherwise. People like Envy and Kim (Alison Pill) seem to exist entirely as extensions of their shaggy-haired ex, and that’s largely by design. Scott is self-obsessed, immature, and short-sighted, so it stands to reason that a narrative driven by his dreams and hallucinations would occasionally reduce People Who Aren’t Him into shallow caricatures. That limitation distorts and consumes most of the people in his life, but not Knives. Knives is not about that. Knives cuts back.**
Not right away, of course. Her self-pitying shame spiral goes the same as yours or mine would: She dyes her hair (“You should rinse”), dates Scott’s friend (the great Johnny Simmons as Young Neil), and shows up uninvited in public (“I just came to see your show”). Her directionless rage catapults her into the Chaos Theatre, where she seeks revenge on Ramona for “stealing” her boyfriend. Combine these factors — plus the added tint of Scott’s point of view — and she may seem a bit unhinged. The same audiences that accuse the film of reducing Ramona to a Manic Pixie Dream Girl would object to this equally reductive and almost crass treatment of a character who was so clearly wronged. But that’s not what Scott Pilgrim
is doing. It’s not punishing Knives or making fun of her. It’s just putting our Secret Hero through a series of Secret Hero Trials. Knives’ journey isn’t to earn Scott’s love, she realizes, but rather The Power of Self Respect (albeit without the cool flaming sword). It’s only when Knives stops diminishing herself (cooing over Envy Adams, making Sex Bob-Omb t-shirts), that she finally realizes it.
Rumor has it that test audiences universally rejected Scott Pilgrim
’s original ending, in which Scott lets Ramona go and heads off into the Canadian sunset with Knives. It’s almost mind-blowing how right that note ended up being and how smart Wright and his team were to go with the ending we eventually saw. Aside from doubling down on the creepiness of their relationship (he’s still twenty-two and she’s still seventeen), the original ending misses the emotional mark because it sells Knives so damn short. Scott may have learned the error of his ways and realized what a good team the two of them make, but that doesn’t mean that ending up together is the best thing for either of them. Scott’s still an insecure mess with baggage to spare, and he’s way better off taking an exploratory trip down the Subspace highway with Ramona^ than being a teenager’s first boyfriend. The high-kicking, sai-wielding, blog-reading Knives — as she so gloriously notes in what might be the film’s best line — is too cool for Scott, anyway.
*I’m doing my best not to paraphrase the entire film, but it’s really hard.
^This isn’t as dirty as it sounds.
i freakin loooove that movie (it was my first blu-ray i ever got), but the ending always bugged me.ReplyDelete
i understand why he's going with Ramona, but i always felt he should have ended with Knives. but, partly because of what you said, and partly because we spend a whole movie watching Scott fighting for Ramona, he has to end up with her... i guess.
i'm not saying it's ruining the movie. heck, it's the only thing that's keeping it from being perfect (to me).
also, Mary Elizabeth Winstead is my girlfriend, but she doesn't know it yet.
I also freakin' love this movie! *High-five*Delete
It was also my first Blu-ray! *High-five*
And Mary Elizabeth Winstead is also my unsuspecting girlfriend! *High-five*
Sorry guys - pretty sure I'm creepier about my MEW crush than you guys - I actually had a dream recently that we were totally hitting it off at a party so that makes her MY unsuspecting girlfriend.Delete
Scott Pilgrim is a pretty perfect movie - so much fun, awesome cast - I forget to watch it as much as I should.
Great closer look at Knives, Rob, I look forward to watching it again with this in mind.
I was kind of amazed by this movie. Not sure why I only saw it once. It was so cool Knives evolved so much. Honesty I thought her realizing she's too good for Scott was a bit of a stretch- like wow, it could easily take a real person a decade to realize what she did. But anyway, I felt like you, like they did her right.ReplyDelete
I love Scott Pilgrim with all my heart. As evidenced by JB's recent column, it is in my top 5 of all time. While Ramona is my favorite, part of that love does indeed stem from the fact that Knives is cute, spunky, funny, badass, and just all around awesome.ReplyDelete
Also, if Knives and Scott did get together, they could just move here to Florida. We have a "Romeo and Juliet Law" that makes it totally cool for 16-and 17-year-olds to be with anyone up to the age of 23.
Age of consent in Canada is 16. At the time the source material was written the age was 14(!). The relationship with Knives might be creepy, or at least indicative of Scott's immaturity, but I don't think it was illegal.Delete
Thanks for the clarification! I should have done more research on this. It's still a significant age difference that, as Ivan said, is indicative of Scott's immaturity.Delete
Indeed. Illegal? Perhaps not. Creepy and immature? Yeah.Delete
I like the primary theme of this review regarding Scott's maturity and Knives' self-respect; an insight many of us don't realize until much later in life.ReplyDelete
Your secret weapon shouldntReplyDelete
be superfluously watching fliks,
it should be praying, praying, praying
for the nukes to land
in a town far, far away.
I hate to say this, pal,
prepare for WWIII.
I do pray for MrT...
but if this is gonna be TheEnd,
what an end it shall be for U.S.
1) Do you love Jesus?
2) Do you love everyone else?
Precisely what you need
to Enter Seventh-Heaven.
trustNjesus ALWAYS, earthling.
God bless your indelible soul.
cya soon Upstairs...
Just how ready RU2 enterDelete
This world has too much of a grip?
Sadly, 1-outta-1 bites-the-dust, baby,
and if you aint - worshipping the lemmings
who make this smooth, seductive earth run,
you can pretty much kiss thy Upstairs
eternity hasta la vista, baby.
Lemme show you what I learned
when I had my NDE.
trustNjesus ALWAYS, earthling.
God bless your indelible soul.
I'm glad you followed up with the 2nd part because I thought the 1st part was a little confusing. We're you talking to him, specifically, or to everyone in general. I just want to be prepared. Maybe draw us a sketch.Delete