The Erotic Rites of Frankenstein (1973, dir. Jess Franco)Mostly about Cagliostro and his bird-daughter.
The Quiet (2005, Dir: Jamie Babbit)Trailer writes cheque. Movie can't cash it.
Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)Hellraiser Sequels: Because I have Starz subscribed.
The French Sex Murders (1972, dir. Ferdinando Merighi)Best Bogart-impersonator-starring giallo ever made?
New Nightmare (1994)My favourite Freddy, my favourite Elm Street.
The Woman Vampire (1959, dir. Nobuo Nakagawa)Japanese vampires have reflections, hate moonlight. Figures!
Seoul Station (2016) (SPOILER-ISH)Pimp shows resourcefulness and dedication... Dies anyway.
Monkey Shines: An Experiment In Fear (1988)Planet of the Apes - Orign: Ella Rising
HAPPY DEATH DAY (2017)Good fun...good fun...good fun...good...
FOUND FOOTAGE 3D (2016)"If everyone doesn't die...it's just footage."
Tales of Halloween (2015)Gets better every time. Trick or treat!
Jaws of Satan (1981) Snakes, druids, the devil… and Kelly Bundy!
Blood Rage (1987)Killer synth score. Something about cranberry sauce.
Splice (2009)What the fuck is Adrian Brody's career?
Dead Silence (1987)How is Donnie Wahlberg still a cop?
The Dark Half (1993)What would make this better? THREE Huttons!
STIR OF ECHOES (1999)That nail scene can't be that...OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG!!
Friday The 13th (1980)Everyone thinks it's Jason, you sneaky mom!
Scream (1996)No wonder it was reincarnated on MTV.
It Comes at Night (2017)Who're the real monsters? It's always people.
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The Devil's Candy (2015)"From Satan to Jesus in an hour!"
Save the Green Planet! (2003)Alex Jones' first time consulting a film.
Mister Frost (1990)A great horror film nobody has seen.
To All a Goodnight (1980)Hess direction as crazy as Hess acting.
Silent Hill (2006): I think this movie is my Wishmaster.
Love Silent Hill, those nurses are spooky.
Nightwatch (2004) Couldn't follow plot, even with Wikipedia summary.
Friday the 13th: Part III (1982)Martin Mull sure does love his weed.
MFA (2017)Need Francesca Eastwood/Fiona Dourif teamup NOW.
Oh man, yes please.
Never Hike Alone (2017)Jason's take on unboxing videos is unsettling.
Gerald's Game (2017)Bruce Greenwood's shirtless torso crushes my spirit.
Dang, you got to it first. Mine was:Bruce Greenwood is super creepy (also ripped.)
Society (1989)There's probably a Trump joke here somewhere.
Don’t Kill It That’s definitely not a Simpson’s town meeting
Leprechaun 3 (1995)Guy turns into leprechaun. I turn angry.
Gerald's Game (2017)Lurch hit bottom after Addam's Family ended.
Stir of Echoes (1999)I thought MY imaginary friends were scary.
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)Two thirds of that title is accurate.
Seance on a Wet Afternoon (1964)Kidnapping medium can't predict her own demise.
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)Role Call: Phantom, Faust, Jesus, Dorian, Bowie
Vigilante 1983In Lustig's world every night's Purge Night
OrLove Robert Forster always making Hair Jokes
Attack of the Killer Donuts (2016)This made me crave Boston cream blood.
The Thing (1982)If you haven't seen it, why not?
SNOW WHITE: A TALE OF TERROR (1997)Didn't know this existed...I see why.
Curse of Chucky (2013)Most uncomfortable tomato soup eating scene ever?
Daywatch (2006) Still can't follow plot. Look out, bus!
A Christmas Horror Story (2015)Why is Bill Shatner in this movie?
Prince of Darkness (1987)Liquid Satan enslaves Alice Cooper golf club.
Love it.If I saw that tag on a poster, I'd watch the movie.
Creepshow (1982)How to make Adrienne Barbeau unattractive? Alcoholism.
The Gate (1987)See, Stephen Dorff was good in something!
The Final GirlsAims for the funnybone, hits the heart
Never Hike Alone (2017)Best Jason movie this century. This millennium.
Eraserhead (1977)It's David Lynch, you know the drill.
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)Well, I guess it's over now, right?
Clown (2014)"Classic tale of a child developing coulrophobia."
Dog Soldiers (2002)“I hope I give you the shits!”
The Kindred (1987)Where has this been all my life??
Alice Sweet Alice (1976)Thank God she wore that rain jacket
Donnie Darko (2001)Who sleeps five minutes into Evil Dead?
Scream (1996) Dir. Wes CravenBathroom Cheerleader is the real villain here.
Cult of Chucky:Dr. Rick Grimes is super rape-y. Carrrrrrrrl!
All Hallows Eve (2013) I'll go ahead and stick with Pennywise.
Prom Night 2: Hello Mary Lou (1987)That's why we switched to white boards.orProp room prom queens can be bitches.
Bone Tomahawk:They took his wife out for dinner.
Lord Of Illusions (1995)Cult worships Nix, pain, and bad haircuts
The Frighteners (1996)Danny Elfman’s score contains surprisingly few Oompa’s.
Bride Of Frankenstein (1935)The "relationship goals" people REALLY misread this
House on Haunted Hill (1959)This marriage is like looking in mirror.
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)Terry's shorts make my death nerve twitch.
Get Out (2017):My next car will have keyless entry.
The Fog (1980)Sins of a Father visit the grandchildren.
The Babysitter (2017): Satanists secret sacrificial service spurs subjugating schoolboy.
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)De-fanging boogeyman with unnecessary backstory...in 3D!
Black Water (2007, dir. David Nerlich, Andrew Traucki)This is about a crocodile eating people.
A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)It sucks. That is all I have.
Halloween 2 (1981)The hot tube has a "scalding" setting...?
The Babysitter (2017)Serious question, do girls really like moterboating?
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)Just a fucking masterpiece, I'm seriously hooked
A Dark Song (2016) Watching with subtitles makes a dark karaoke!
Spider Baby (1967)Jill Banner's the only spider I like.
Corpse BrideGot anymore picks from the Bromley youngster?
Two Thousand Maniacs! (1964)2017 ruins everything, especially crazy Confederate murderers.
Slumber Party MassacreDoes anyone like anchovies on their pizza?
Salem’s Lot (1979)The greatest evil is that Jeep door.
The Dark Half (1993)Totally worth it for a best seller.
The Return of the Living Dead (1985) 1985 Award winner for "Most Screamed Dialogue"
Hellraiser: Inferno (2000)Hellraiser Sequels: Hey, Scott Derrickson directed one!
Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002)Hellraiser Sequels: Better than Puppet Master sequels?
Freaked (1993)Keanu Reeves as Ortiz the Dog Boy
Bride of Chucky (1998)I heard Katherine Heigl killed some guy
Blood Song (1982) Dracula. Frankenstein. Freddy. Jason. And… flute guy?
Arachnophobia (1990)I am still not scared of spiders