Monday, October 16, 2017

2017 Scary Movie Challenge Day 16


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  1. The Erotic Rites of Frankenstein (1973, dir. Jess Franco)
    Mostly about Cagliostro and his bird-daughter.

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  2. The Quiet (2005, Dir: Jamie Babbit)

    Trailer writes cheque. Movie can't cash it.

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  3. Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)

    Hellraiser Sequels: Because I have Starz subscribed.

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  4. The French Sex Murders (1972, dir. Ferdinando Merighi)
    Best Bogart-impersonator-starring giallo ever made?

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  5. New Nightmare (1994)

    My favourite Freddy, my favourite Elm Street.

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  6. The Woman Vampire (1959, dir. Nobuo Nakagawa)
    Japanese vampires have reflections, hate moonlight. Figures!

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  7. Seoul Station (2016) (SPOILER-ISH)

    Pimp shows resourcefulness and dedication... Dies anyway.

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  8. Monkey Shines: An Experiment In Fear (1988)
    Planet of the Apes - Orign: Ella Rising

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  9. HAPPY DEATH DAY (2017)

    Good fun...good fun...good fun...good...

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  10. FOUND FOOTAGE 3D (2016)

    "If everyone doesn't die...it's just footage."

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  11. Tales of Halloween (2015)

    Gets better every time. Trick or treat!

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  12. Jaws of Satan (1981)

    Snakes, druids, the devil… and Kelly Bundy!

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  13. Blood Rage (1987)

    Killer synth score. Something about cranberry sauce.

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  14. Splice (2009)

    What the fuck is Adrian Brody's career?

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  15. Dead Silence (1987)

    How is Donnie Wahlberg still a cop?

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  16. The Dark Half (1993)

    What would make this better? THREE Huttons!

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  17. STIR OF ECHOES (1999)

    That nail scene can't be that...OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG!!

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  18. Friday The 13th (1980)

    Everyone thinks it's Jason, you sneaky mom!

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  19. Scream (1996)

    No wonder it was reincarnated on MTV.

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  20. It Comes at Night (2017)

    Who're the real monsters? It's always people.

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  22. The Devil's Candy (2015)
    "From Satan to Jesus in an hour!"

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  23. Save the Green Planet! (2003)

    Alex Jones' first time consulting a film.

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  24. Mister Frost (1990)

    A great horror film nobody has seen.

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  25. To All a Goodnight (1980)

    Hess direction as crazy as Hess acting.

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  26. Silent Hill (2006):

    I think this movie is my Wishmaster.

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    1. Love Silent Hill, those nurses are spooky.

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  27. Nightwatch (2004)

    Couldn't follow plot, even with Wikipedia summary.

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  28. Friday the 13th: Part III (1982)

    Martin Mull sure does love his weed.

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  29. MFA (2017)

    Need Francesca Eastwood/Fiona Dourif teamup NOW.

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  30. Never Hike Alone (2017)

    Jason's take on unboxing videos is unsettling.

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  31. Gerald's Game (2017)

    Bruce Greenwood's shirtless torso crushes my spirit.

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    1. Dang, you got to it first. Mine was:

      Bruce Greenwood is super creepy (also ripped.)

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  32. Society (1989)

    There's probably a Trump joke here somewhere.

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  33. Don’t Kill It
    That’s definitely not a Simpson’s town meeting

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  34. Leprechaun 3 (1995)

    Guy turns into leprechaun. I turn angry.

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  35. Gerald's Game (2017)

    Lurch hit bottom after Addam's Family ended.

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  36. Stir of Echoes (1999)

    I thought MY imaginary friends were scary.

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  37. Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)

    Two thirds of that title is accurate.

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  38. Seance on a Wet Afternoon (1964)

    Kidnapping medium can't predict her own demise.

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  39. Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
    Role Call: Phantom, Faust, Jesus, Dorian, Bowie

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  40. Vigilante 1983

    In Lustig's world every night's Purge Night

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    1. Or

      Love Robert Forster always making Hair Jokes

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  41. Attack of the Killer Donuts (2016)

    This made me crave Boston cream blood.

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  42. The Thing (1982)

    If you haven't seen it, why not?

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  43. SNOW WHITE: A TALE OF TERROR (1997)

    Didn't know this existed...I see why.

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  44. Curse of Chucky (2013)

    Most uncomfortable tomato soup eating scene ever?

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  45. Daywatch (2006)

    Still can't follow plot. Look out, bus!

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  46. A Christmas Horror Story (2015)

    Why is Bill Shatner in this movie?

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  47. Prince of Darkness (1987)

    Liquid Satan enslaves Alice Cooper golf club.

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    1. Love it.
      If I saw that tag on a poster, I'd watch the movie.

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  48. Creepshow (1982)

    How to make Adrienne Barbeau unattractive? Alcoholism.

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  49. The Gate (1987)

    See, Stephen Dorff was good in something!

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  50. The Final Girls

    Aims for the funnybone, hits the heart

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  51. Never Hike Alone (2017)
    Best Jason movie this century. This millennium.

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  52. Eraserhead (1977)

    It's David Lynch, you know the drill.

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  53. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

    Well, I guess it's over now, right?

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  54. Clown (2014)
    "Classic tale of a child developing coulrophobia."

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  55. Dog Soldiers (2002)

    “I hope I give you the shits!”

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  56. The Kindred (1987)

    Where has this been all my life??

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  57. Alice Sweet Alice (1976)

    Thank God she wore that rain jacket

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  58. Donnie Darko (2001)

    Who sleeps five minutes into Evil Dead?

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  59. Scream (1996) Dir. Wes Craven

    Bathroom Cheerleader is the real villain here.

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  60. Cult of Chucky:

    Dr. Rick Grimes is super rape-y. Carrrrrrrrl!

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  61. All Hallows Eve (2013)

    I'll go ahead and stick with Pennywise.

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  62. Prom Night 2: Hello Mary Lou (1987)

    That's why we switched to white boards.
    or
    Prop room prom queens can be bitches.

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  63. Bone Tomahawk:

    They took his wife out for dinner.

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  64. Lord Of Illusions (1995)

    Cult worships Nix, pain, and bad haircuts

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  65. The Frighteners (1996)

    Danny Elfman’s score contains surprisingly few Oompa’s.

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  66. Bride Of Frankenstein (1935)

    The "relationship goals" people REALLY misread this

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  67. House on Haunted Hill (1959)

    This marriage is like looking in mirror.

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  68. Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)

    Terry's shorts make my death nerve twitch.

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  69. Get Out (2017):

    My next car will have keyless entry.

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  70. The Fog (1980)

    Sins of a Father visit the grandchildren.

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  71. The Babysitter (2017): Satanists secret sacrificial service spurs subjugating schoolboy.

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  72. Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

    De-fanging boogeyman with unnecessary backstory...in 3D!

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  73. Black Water (2007, dir. David Nerlich, Andrew Traucki)
    This is about a crocodile eating people.

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  74. A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)

    It sucks. That is all I have.

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  75. Halloween 2 (1981)

    The hot tube has a "scalding" setting...?

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  76. The Babysitter (2017)
    Serious question, do girls really like moterboating?

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  77. Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

    Just a fucking masterpiece, I'm seriously hooked

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  78. A Dark Song (2016)

    Watching with subtitles makes a dark karaoke!

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  79. Spider Baby (1967)

    Jill Banner's the only spider I like.

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  80. Corpse Bride

    Got anymore picks from the Bromley youngster?

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  81. Two Thousand Maniacs! (1964)

    2017 ruins everything, especially crazy Confederate murderers.

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  82. Slumber Party Massacre

    Does anyone like anchovies on their pizza?

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  83. Salem’s Lot (1979)

    The greatest evil is that Jeep door.

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  84. The Dark Half (1993)

    Totally worth it for a best seller.

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  85. The Return of the Living Dead (1985)‬
    1985 Award winner for "Most Screamed Dialogue"

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  86. Hellraiser: Inferno (2000)

    Hellraiser Sequels: Hey, Scott Derrickson directed one!

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  87. Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002)

    Hellraiser Sequels: Better than Puppet Master sequels?

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  88. Freaked (1993)

    Keanu Reeves as Ortiz the Dog Boy

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  89. Bride of Chucky (1998)

    I heard Katherine Heigl killed some guy

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  90. Blood Song (1982)

    Dracula. Frankenstein. Freddy. Jason. And… flute guy?

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  91. Arachnophobia (1990)

    I am still not scared of spiders

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