Night Vision (1987, dir. Michael Krueger)Haunted VHS tape drives writer insane, somehow.
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016, Dir: Dan Trachtenberg)T.J. Miller really grew as a cinematographer.
I don’t get it.
Life (2017) - Why do people hate......oh, the kids.
They stop the movie to read Goodnight Moon.
Get Out (2017) - The moral: Only date POOR White girls.
Burnt Offerings (1976)Well, it's a cheaper option for renovation
Drag Me Too Hell (2009)Sam Raimi just wants to have fun!
Critters (1986)It's both a phone and a reassembler?
Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)You can't keep a good woman down
Monkey Shines (1988)Murderous monkeys - we're them & they're us
The Babysitter (2017)McG can’t get outta his own way.
Critters 2: The Main Course (1988)Charlie as Sheriff, that doesn't seem wise.
Scream 3 (2000)The Synechdoche New York of slasher films.
Wrong Turn 4 (2011)I really, really, really, really, hated this.
In a Glass Cage (1986)Abuse leads to more abuse. Nazis suck.
A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)Bitch is such a hateful word, Freddy.
American Psycho (2000)Starting with the man in the mirror.
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)Only serial killers and podcasters in Chicago.
Haha. Good one!
Martyrs (2008)… is a place where nothing ever happens.
Chopping Mall (1986)That synth score is in my head.
Motel Hell (1980) Shocking! Vincent admits to using preservatives
Critters 3 (1991)Wauw. This must be Leo's worst movie.
Hack O'Lantern (1988)Graveyard sex? Rockabilly stripper? Here's your movie.
Relentless (1989)Detention did a number on John Bender!!
Dog Soldiers (2002) Would still visit Scotland, werewolves and all.
Train to Busan (2016)[REC] and Snowpiercer had one ravenous baby.
The Descent (2005)Horrifying prequel to Clooney vehicle "The Descentants".
The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014, dir. Adam Robitel)Extremely accurate depiction of Virginia's elderly women.
The Darl Half (1993)Twice the Hutton! Twice the fun!
Demons (1985) Just another night at the multiplex, amiright?
BODY PARTS (1991)Only lost an arm after that accident?!?!
Near Dark (1987)Bill Paxton eats scenery like candy corn
Train To Busan (2016)Fast zombies don't invigorate sub genre anymore.
Or Really loved the ending though. 7 words.
P (2005) Surprise twist: Turns out brothels are sleazy.
Have this on my queue! Random add nice to see someone else watched for #scarymoviemonth as well
Asylum (1972)Probably least staffed hospital until Halloween 2.
Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985)Unforeseen twist: enchiladas scarier than psycho killers.
The Babysitter (2017)Satanic cult or not, why no shirt?
Sleepaway Camp (1983)Crying Game ain't got nothing on Angela.
The Babysitter (2017)Told you I don’t need a babysitter.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)Anyone else up for pea pod soup?
Brain Damage (1988) Nice seeing Eraserhead baby getting more work.
Happy Death Day (2017, dir. Christopher Landon)Smarmy romcom masquerading as horror. ¡No gracias!
Babylon (1980)Not horror, but racism is always horrifying.
Frailty (2001)I wish Bill Paxton was MY dad.
The Devil's Rejects (2005)Rob Zombie makes a compelling horror flick
Eyes Without a Face (1960)Who let the dogs out? You? Oui!
Cannibal Ferox (1981)This could have used some cranberry sauce.
Beyond the Gates (2016)"Crampton shlampton mo mampton fee fi fampton."
Deathgasm (2015)Where even the butts bleed like crazy
Maniac (1980)Thought I turned on Mannequin. Rude awakening.
The Rezort (2015) Not my ideal post apocalypse vacation spot.
Creepshow (1982) Dir. George A. RomeroAtkins' upper lip must have been freeeeeeezing.
The Thing (1982)Who goes there? Oooh, not this guy.
The Houses October BuiltDissapointing that these coffins are completely snakeless.
HostelI don't think I like Eli Roth.
The Wolf Man (1941): Moon: Forms of insanity I inspired? Flattering.
Mama (2013)Psychiatrist is very bad at his job.
River's Edge (1986) No joke, Feck is the normal one...
Dracula (1931): Who DOESN'T travel with boxes of dirt?
Horror High (1973, dir. Larry N. Stouffer)More couth than those Slaughter High ruffians.
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)What happened to the other 6 counselors?OrDid Paul live?OrHow ambiguous of an ending is this?OrSeriously, where’s the other people we saw?OrAmy Steel — best final girl ever. Or Same casting director as Nightmare 2?
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010)'Pump up the Jam' was in 1990?
Friday the 13th, Part II (1981)Don’t decorate your cabin with murder weapons
Dracula (1931)Amazed there's always light on Dracula's eyes.
Leprechaun 3 (1995)Leprechaun is terrible at being a leprechaun.
The Sixth Sense (1999)The twist is there is no intermission.
Patchwork (2015) Deserves to be the next cult sensation.
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Rawhead Rex (1987: dir. George Pavlou)It was beauty that killed the beast.
Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (Producer's Cut) (1995, dir. Joe Chappelle)Man in Black revealed: YOU all along.
Saw (2004)That's why it's torture PORN... I masturbated.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003 Remake)Fashion Trend: Boyfriend faces are so in.
Night of the CreepsAtkins' mustache + duct tape = ow
Visiting Hours (1982)Hey, double dumbass on you, Michael Ironside!
Silver Bullet (1985)Come on the werewolf isn’t that bad
Needful Things (1993)Everyone in this town sells out cheap!
Abattior (2016)Devil cult ventures into house flipping biz.
The Devil’s Candy (2015)Fucking wierdo needed... Call Pruitt Taylor Vince
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010)PBR cures all wounds big and small.
The Beast and the Magic Sword (1983)Naschy werewolf fights tiger in feudal Japan.
Okay, now I kinda want to watch this
Oh yeah, me too!
To be fair, that's the most exciting part. It gets slow in places (still liked it though).
Theater of Blood (1973)Price at his best, and his campiest.
Masque of the Red Death (1964)What was the paint budget on this?
The Witch (2015)Chopping wood is no substitute for therapy
Night Vision (1987, dir. Michael Krueger)
ReplyDeleteHaunted VHS tape drives writer insane, somehow.
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016, Dir: Dan Trachtenberg)
ReplyDeleteT.J. Miller really grew as a cinematographer.
I don’t get it.
DeleteLife (2017) - Why do people hate......oh, the kids.
ReplyDeleteThey stop the movie to read Goodnight Moon.
DeleteGet Out (2017) - The moral: Only date POOR White girls.
ReplyDeleteBurnt Offerings (1976)
ReplyDeleteWell, it's a cheaper option for renovation
Drag Me Too Hell (2009)
ReplyDeleteSam Raimi just wants to have fun!
Critters (1986)
ReplyDeleteIt's both a phone and a reassembler?
Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)
ReplyDeleteYou can't keep a good woman down
Monkey Shines (1988)
ReplyDeleteMurderous monkeys - we're them & they're us
The Babysitter (2017)
ReplyDeleteMcG can’t get outta his own way.
Critters 2: The Main Course (1988)
ReplyDeleteCharlie as Sheriff, that doesn't seem wise.
Scream 3 (2000)
ReplyDeleteThe Synechdoche New York of slasher films.
Wrong Turn 4 (2011)
ReplyDeleteI really, really, really, really, hated this.
In a Glass Cage (1986)
ReplyDeleteAbuse leads to more abuse. Nazis suck.
A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
ReplyDeleteBitch is such a hateful word, Freddy.
American Psycho (2000)
ReplyDeleteStarting with the man in the mirror.
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)
ReplyDeleteOnly serial killers and podcasters in Chicago.
Haha. Good one!
DeleteMartyrs (2008)
ReplyDelete… is a place where nothing ever happens.
Chopping Mall (1986)
ReplyDeleteThat synth score is in my head.
Motel Hell (1980)
ReplyDeleteShocking! Vincent admits to using preservatives
Critters 3 (1991)
ReplyDeleteWauw. This must be Leo's worst movie.
Hack O'Lantern (1988)
ReplyDeleteGraveyard sex? Rockabilly stripper? Here's your movie.
Relentless (1989)
ReplyDeleteDetention did a number on John Bender!!
Dog Soldiers (2002)
ReplyDeleteWould still visit Scotland, werewolves and all.
Train to Busan (2016)
ReplyDelete[REC] and Snowpiercer had one ravenous baby.
The Descent (2005)
ReplyDeleteHorrifying prequel to Clooney vehicle "The Descentants".
The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014, dir. Adam Robitel)
ReplyDeleteExtremely accurate depiction of Virginia's elderly women.
The Darl Half (1993)
ReplyDeleteTwice the Hutton! Twice the fun!
Demons (1985)
ReplyDeleteJust another night at the multiplex, amiright?
BODY PARTS (1991)
ReplyDeleteOnly lost an arm after that accident?!?!
Near Dark (1987)
ReplyDeleteBill Paxton eats scenery like candy corn
Train To Busan (2016)
ReplyDeleteFast zombies don't invigorate sub genre anymore.
Or
DeleteReally loved the ending though. 7 words.
P (2005)
ReplyDeleteSurprise twist: Turns out brothels are sleazy.
Have this on my queue! Random add nice to see someone else watched for #scarymoviemonth as well
DeleteAsylum (1972)
ReplyDeleteProbably least staffed hospital until Halloween 2.
Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985)
ReplyDeleteUnforeseen twist: enchiladas scarier than psycho killers.
The Babysitter (2017)
ReplyDeleteSatanic cult or not, why no shirt?
Sleepaway Camp (1983)
ReplyDeleteCrying Game ain't got nothing on Angela.
The Babysitter (2017)
ReplyDeleteTold you I don’t need a babysitter.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)
ReplyDeleteAnyone else up for pea pod soup?
Brain Damage (1988)
ReplyDeleteNice seeing Eraserhead baby getting more work.
Happy Death Day (2017, dir. Christopher Landon)
ReplyDeleteSmarmy romcom masquerading as horror. ¡No gracias!
Babylon (1980)
ReplyDeleteNot horror, but racism is always horrifying.
Frailty (2001)
ReplyDeleteI wish Bill Paxton was MY dad.
The Devil's Rejects (2005)
ReplyDeleteRob Zombie makes a compelling horror flick
Eyes Without a Face (1960)
ReplyDeleteWho let the dogs out? You? Oui!
Cannibal Ferox (1981)
ReplyDeleteThis could have used some cranberry sauce.
Beyond the Gates (2016)
ReplyDelete"Crampton shlampton mo mampton fee fi fampton."
Deathgasm (2015)
ReplyDeleteWhere even the butts bleed like crazy
Maniac (1980)
ReplyDeleteThought I turned on Mannequin. Rude awakening.
The Rezort (2015)
ReplyDeleteNot my ideal post apocalypse vacation spot.
Creepshow (1982) Dir. George A. Romero
ReplyDeleteAtkins' upper lip must have been freeeeeeezing.
The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteWho goes there? Oooh, not this guy.
The Houses October Built
ReplyDeleteDissapointing that these coffins are completely snakeless.
Hostel
ReplyDeleteI don't think I like Eli Roth.
The Wolf Man (1941): Moon: Forms of insanity I inspired? Flattering.
ReplyDeleteMama (2013)
ReplyDeletePsychiatrist is very bad at his job.
River's Edge (1986) No joke, Feck is the normal one...
ReplyDeleteDracula (1931):
ReplyDeleteWho DOESN'T travel with boxes of dirt?
Horror High (1973, dir. Larry N. Stouffer)
ReplyDeleteMore couth than those Slaughter High ruffians.
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to the other 6 counselors?
Or
Did Paul live?
Or
How ambiguous of an ending is this?
Or
Seriously, where’s the other people we saw?
Or
Amy Steel — best final girl ever.
Or
Same casting director as Nightmare 2?
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010)
ReplyDelete'Pump up the Jam' was in 1990?
Friday the 13th, Part II (1981)
ReplyDeleteDon’t decorate your cabin with murder weapons
Dracula (1931)
ReplyDeleteAmazed there's always light on Dracula's eyes.
Leprechaun 3 (1995)
ReplyDeleteLeprechaun is terrible at being a leprechaun.
The Sixth Sense (1999)
ReplyDeleteThe twist is there is no intermission.
Patchwork (2015)
ReplyDeleteDeserves to be the next cult sensation.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteRawhead Rex (1987: dir. George Pavlou)
ReplyDeleteIt was beauty that killed the beast.
Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (Producer's Cut) (1995, dir. Joe Chappelle)
ReplyDeleteMan in Black revealed: YOU all along.
Saw (2004)
ReplyDeleteThat's why it's torture PORN... I masturbated.
ReplyDeleteThe Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003 Remake)
Fashion Trend: Boyfriend faces are so in.
Night of the Creeps
ReplyDeleteAtkins' mustache + duct tape = ow
Visiting Hours (1982)
ReplyDeleteHey, double dumbass on you, Michael Ironside!
Silver Bullet (1985)
ReplyDeleteCome on the werewolf isn’t that bad
Needful Things (1993)
ReplyDeleteEveryone in this town sells out cheap!
Abattior (2016)
ReplyDeleteDevil cult ventures into house flipping biz.
The Devil’s Candy (2015)
ReplyDeleteFucking wierdo needed... Call Pruitt Taylor Vince
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010)
ReplyDeletePBR cures all wounds big and small.
The Beast and the Magic Sword (1983)
ReplyDeleteNaschy werewolf fights tiger in feudal Japan.
Okay, now I kinda want to watch this
DeleteOh yeah, me too!
DeleteTo be fair, that's the most exciting part. It gets slow in places (still liked it though).
DeleteTheater of Blood (1973)
ReplyDeletePrice at his best, and his campiest.
Masque of the Red Death (1964)
ReplyDeleteWhat was the paint budget on this?
The Witch (2015)
ReplyDeleteChopping wood is no substitute for therapy