Friday, October 20, 2017

2017 Scary Movie Challenge Day 20

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  1. Diabeł (1972, dir. Andrzej Żuławski)
    Geez, being Polish must be a nightmare.

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  2. The Uninvited (1944): Ghost reveals the lesbian did it trope.

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  3. You're Next (2011, Dir: Adam Wingard)

    Just blending heads and making brain food.

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  4. Don't Breathe

    Now, where did I put that baster?

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  5. The Babysitter (2017) - cute "Protestant" babysitter secretly a crazy cultist

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  6. Chiller (1985, dir. Wes Craven)
    Jill Schoelen was engaged to Brad Pitt?!?!

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    1. uh, I guess also,

      Should've called this To Hell and Beck.

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    2. Who WASN'T engaged to Brad Pitt?

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  7. Surveillance (2008)

    Fave Pullman-Binoche Rom-Com, plus French is toast!

    Or

    A Lynch Thanksgiving... Coffee and staring contests

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  8. Spring (2014)
    Well observed and fun. Monster still hot.

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  9. The Ruins (2008)
    I liked it. It grows on you.

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  10. Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)

    Heather Langenkamp's unrealistic portrayal of Heather Langenkamp.

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  11. The Frightners (1996)

    Completely distracted by Wellington scenery, love it!

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  12. Event Horizon (1997)
    Don't take Weirs shortcut. You'll regret it.

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  13. Hellraiser (1987)
    You're tearing me apart, Kristy! Oh hi Pinhead.

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  14. Hatchet (2006)

    That last shot was some Sopranos shit.

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  15. Sleepwalkers (1992)

    Incestuous monsters and soul sucking. Surprisingly hot.

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  16. Wheels of Terror (1990)

    Hey Christine, this car stole your act.

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    1. This is one of my favorite fucking movies. Awesome somebody else has watched it.

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  17. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

    Corey Feldman at his creepiest? Somehow no.

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  18. Halloween Pussy Trap Kill! Kill! (2017)

    Saw + 31 + A watery stool

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  19. House of Dracula (1945): Introducing spores for pores! Cures all curses!

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  20. Prince of Darkness (1987)

    Susan is the one with glasses, right?

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  21. The Guest (2014)
    Seriously, Leland Orser never catches a break.

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  22. Bride of Chucky (1998): Mother always said, I'm a real doll.

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  23. Seed of Chucky (2004): Glen sounds like Mike's Timothy Dalton impression.

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  24. Torso (1973)

    Even the good men are complete scumbags.

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  25. Leprechaun (1993)

    Mr. Leprechaun, the Buxtons are not thieves

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  26. Frankenstein (1931)

    Make creature. Abandon creature. Creature confused. Justifiably.

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  27. The Omen (1976)

    Shadow in photo says head will roll.

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  28. Doctor Butcher (1980)

    With all this gore, who needs plot?

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  29. Creepshow(1982)

    Bernie Sanders just wants his goddamned cake!

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  30. Isolation (2005, dir. Billy O'Brien)
    Genetically mutated cows, played straight. Really stupid.

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  31. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

    More chainsaws, and dancing, than first movie.

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  32. Dracula (1931)

    It's not October until I watch Dracula.

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  33. The House That Dripped Blood (1971)

    Thanks for explaining, guy at the end.

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  34. The Void (2016)

    If you haven't already, just watch it.

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  35. Prom night 2 Hello.Mary Lou

    Rocking horse scene made me feel Dirty

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  36. Peeping Tom (1960)

    You only have to fear fear itself.

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  37. Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983)

    What movie doesn't Pam Grier make better?

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  38. Requiem for a Vampire (1971, dir. Jean Rollin)
    I'll never not enjoy Jean Rollin's nonsense.

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    1. Would you say the same for ZOMBIE LAKE? It has been a while since I watched REQUIEM, but the beauty of the film has stayed with me. Probably my favorite Rollin film. FASCINATION does come close, though.

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    2. Ha ha! Zombie Lake is definitely on the low end of the Rollin spectrum. I've still got about half his catalog to watch through, but of what I've seen, Fascination definitely takes the win. It has the unfair advantage of starring Brigitte Lahaie, of course. Liked Night of the Hunted, Grapes of Death, and Living Dead Girl as well. I think his vampire stuff actually tends to resonate with me less, for some reason.

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  39. The Blair Witch (2016)
    Been 5 years, seek some council instead

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  40. What We Do In the Shadows (2014)

    What if the Golden Girls ate people?

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  41. Never hike alone

    Adam Armour's right. This is Scary Jason

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  42. THE SENTINEL (1977)

    The importance of Catholic Church real estate.

    Or

    Was Michael Winner trying to remake FREAKS?

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    1. The performances stand out in this messy film. Subtlety was not one of Winner's filmmaking attributes.

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  43. Tourist Trap

    Well at least the masks looked creepy.

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  44. Fiend Without a Face (1958)

    Brains and blood and radioactivity, oh my!

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  45. F13. Another Friday the 13th fan film on YouTube

    Other end of the spectrum of fun

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  46. 1922 (2017)

    Murder is hard work, Sling Blade Jane.

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  47. Zombeavers (2014)

    Instant classic! Cortney Palm's my new crush.

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  48. Evil Dead 2 (1987)

    Days are short when dealing with deadites.

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  49. Curse of Chucky (2013)

    Curse revives Chucky!... technically happens every movie.

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  50. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1920)

    Wasn’t expecting hard crush on Nita Naldi.

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  51. Slaughterhouse Rock (1988)

    Devo? Toni Basil? Sooo... Slaughterhouse Electro-Pop?

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  52. Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)

    Jada Pinkett's stuntwoman looks nothing like her.

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  53. Pin (1988)

    Distant cousins of the Dogtooth family, perhaps?

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  54. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

    It’s actually what you think it is.

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  55. The Lords of Salem (2012)

    When that beat drops, she goes crazy...

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  56. The Mark Hamill picture at the top, what is it from?

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    1. Body Bags (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106449/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_252)

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  57. The Black Cat (1941): Grandma's will was secretly written by kittens.

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  58. The Thing (1982): Not Windows! And the board games too!

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  59. Leatherface (2017)

    Filmmakers may have seen The Devils Rejects.

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  60. Stir of Echoes (1999)

    Pfft! Only one ghost. Shamylan had more.

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  61. Never Hike Alone (2017)

    Yeah, I'm buying in. Really well done.

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    1. Jason was proper intimidating. I'm glad you liked it too. I was genuinely surprised by how good this was

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  62. The Babysitter (2017)

    It almost wants you to hate it.

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  63. Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1996) Dir. Paul Stephen Rudd

    My apartment is so clean right now.

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    1. Also, does Loomis always listen to fake Howard Stern? He seems a bit old for his demo. And the parents in this are named John and Debra, an obvious homage to John Carpenter and Debra Hill, but they then go on to make John the biggest piece of shit in movie history. Good work! This is easily my low light of the month so far. And I've watched Prom Night.

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  64. The Beyond

    So...are eye gougings common in Italy?

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  65. Blacula

    Dracula sure ain't subtle with his names

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  66. Satan's Blade Blind buy from Arrow

    Hmmmm? Special features might save the purchase

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  67. Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh

    Gumbo. Moida. Coyses. Gotta do the do.

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  68. Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999)

    I would watch anything for Adam Riske.

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  69. Friday the 13th (1980)

    It feels so good to be back!

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  70. Monster Squad (1987)

    Heroic vampire blows up peeping Tom perch

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  71. We Are Still Here (2015)
    "All these townfolk are Crampton Dagmar's style."

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  72. Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    Last time Atkins washed his hands was...?

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  73. Halloween H20

    No thanks, I can wait another twenty.

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  74. The Beyond (1981)
    “Italian seeing eye dogs can’t be trusted.”

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  75. Signs (2002)


    What’s wrong?

    ... ...

    ...I don’t hear my children.

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  76. Thinner (1996)

    Fat Tony and Jack Skellington's Gypsy adventure.

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  77. The Ruins (2008)

    Eat your greens or they'll eat you

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  78. It Follows (2014)

    Guess this is post-pre-post-horror?

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  79. Friday the 13th Part II (1981)

    Name that can cut glass...AMY STEEL

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  80. Never Hike Alone (2017)

    Jason seems to hate paramedics. Wonder why?

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  81. Psycho II

    The police are oddly sympathetic towards Norman.

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  82. Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
    Pinhead might be the worst horror icon.

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  83. Poltergeist (1982)

    Shhh, be quiet. Don't wake the ghosts.

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  84. Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986)

    The last ten minutes should not exist.

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  85. Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998) Dir. Steve Miner

    I waited 20 years FOR THIS?! KAREN!

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    1. Side note: I'm writing this as the credits roll, and the music hilariously transitions from John Carpenter's classic piano score....to "What's This Life For?" by Creed! That's. Great. Imagine if the original Halloween ended with Michael Myers disappearing into the night, then Carpenter's creepy 5/4 score, then transitions into "Uptown Girl". What were these people thinking?

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  86. Friday the 13th Part III (1982)

    Can't imagine hammock sex being that great

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  87. Deep Red (1975)

    The highlight of my October so far.

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  88. Billy Club (2013)

    When peoples' lives peak with Little League.

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  89. Exorcist II: The Heretic

    Was '70s cocaine, like, THE BEST cocaine?

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  90. Psycho (1960)

    Didn't know the Bates had an escalator.

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  91. Raw (2016)

    Two girl one cup of horror movies

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  92. Happy Death Day (2017)

    Liked it. It's fun. Jessica Rothe rules.

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  93. Wish Upon (2017)

    See the upside down wasn’t that bad.

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  94. Friday The 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)

    Lar Park Lincoln, LAR PARK LINCOLN….Lar

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  95. Wishmaster (1997)

    Enjoyed with a nice glass of Riske.

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  96. Train to Busan (2016)

    There is some crying in zombie baseball.

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  97. Body Bags (1993)

    Twiggy should have kept the short hair.


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  98. ParaNorman (2012)

    All the scares along with the feels

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  99. Full Moon of the Virgins (1973)

    I don't think anyone knew what happened

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