Dr. Giggles (1992)I respect its commitment to doctor jokes.
Nightwatch (1994, dir. Ole Bornedal)Pros: Has scalped hookers. Cons: Everything else.
The House Of Usher (1960) Don’t blame Usher, it’s in his blood. ... I’m sorry
Session 9 (2001, Dir: Brad Anderson)'Twas sullen Mullan that did the cullin'.
Major spoiler! But that's some cunning punning.
Die! Die! My Darling! (1965, dir. Silvio Narizzano)Excellent, tense, infuriating, undersung bit of hagsploitation.
The Endless (2017)Most flagrant false advertising since Neverending Story
Witchhammer (1970)Fundamentalism+politics+greed. Never a good mix.ORWitchfinder General sans colour. Or Vincent Price.ORCensors wouldn't allow direct critique of communism.
Event Horizon (1997)"Do you see? DO YOU SEE"!!!???...No.Or" Yes...I see" KABOOM! Yer Fish-Burnt, Sammy!OrWhat kind of inter-dimensional hell-ship is this?
OrLets discuss black hole space travel ethics.
The Maddening (1995)Burttening droppenings biggening stinkening piecenning ofening shittening
Nightmare City (1980)Highlights...blue swimsuit dance show, napalm TV.
The Neon Demon (2016)They all had themselves an eye full.
Dead Silence (2007)I enjoyed this, it's a vibe thing
Men Behind the Sun 2: Laboratory of the Devil (1992, dir. Godfrey Fuckin' Ho!!)Bizarre semi-remake: returning cast, real autopsies.
Cube (1997)Initiating cube pun: Let's slice and dice!
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)Dear Brian De Palma: I love you.
Krampus (2015)Not show kids because love Christmas magic.
Wyrmwood (2014)Apart from ending, best modern zombie movie
Bad Moon (1996)I thought the transformation scene was ok.
Lifeforce (1985)Over budget? We'll just cut from wardrobe.
Autopsy: A Love Story (2002) The Marquis de Sade did it better.
The Hearse (1980)Problematic funeral procession drives straight into nowhere.
Halloween 1978" Evil beyond belief!"" Get more cops?""Nah"
Magic (1978) How do you make a penguin float?
Candyman (1992)Great voice despite mouth full of bees.
Too bad the info got lost in translation:https://youtu.be/3eU70pDaNrE
Creep 2 (2017, dir. Patrick Brice)Feels like 50% of a Creep sequel.
Leprechaun 3 (1995)Watch the Leprechaun vs. Wishmaster trailer instead!
Clue (1985)So darn good, I watched it twice
Hatchet III (2013)Victor Crowley just invented the gory hole.
Vampire Killers (2009)Qu’est-ce que c’est, fa fa far better
1922 (2017)Murder is much harder then a divorce
The House That Dripped Blood (1971)I long to nestle in Ingrid's Pitt.
Blair Witch (2016)Sequel: Witch sells stick dolls on Etsy.orWhy can't found footage movies be good?
The Prophecy (1995)Christopher Walk Walk Walken's on Heaven's Door.
Fire in the Sky (1993, dir. Robert Lieberman)See! Rednecks arguing! Thrill! At polygraph testing!
Scream (1996)Stunt doubles more obvious in HD.
Spookies (1986)I have no idea what this is.
Se7ven (1995)Sesevenen. The deadliest of sins: The title.
The Babysitter (2017) McG actually made a David Decoteau movie?
Green Room (2015)Great concert guys! Wait, I guess nazi..
Extreme Jukebox (2013)Novel idea, but doesn't rock enough.
Bride Of Frankenstein (1935)“Alone bad. Friend gooood.” Love you all.
The Corpse Grinders (1971) Because "Cat Grinders" title not commercial enough?
WishmasterA kaleidoscope of butchery with excellent translucence.
The House that Dripped Blood (1970)Charming! Excited to watch more Amicus films!orSecond half significantly better than the first.
Return of the Living Dead (1985)I've never been so attracted to Trash
Cult of Chucky (2017)Where's Particia Arquette when you need her?
Body Bags (1993) Hamil's Joker origin story. Also, director cameos!
The Fly (1986)Human Fly or really bad acne scars?
Poltergeist (1982)Evidence Spielberg directed: no giant, naked breasts
The Babysitter (2017)Always suspected Hot youths have no souls.also as 7 word aside, Netflix duped y'all into watching this lemon.
They duped us so hard!!!!
Inferno (1980)Carlo stuck his neck out for stranger.
The Void (2016) Well, that escalated quickly...real skull fuckers.
Mystics in Bali (1981) Secret origin of ghost nanny from Saga?
Cell (2016)Can’t wait for — Oh no! No budget!
The Lawnmower Man (1992)Could have used Matt Frewer in this.
The Lawnmower Man 2: Job's War (1996)Could have used less Matt Frewer here.
Needful Things (1993)Villainous von Sydow vexes village’s various vices
Nice. I also watched this year on Blu but, I swear there was a big car chase in the beginning as Sydow rolls into town which ends up going off a cliff and exploding. This was not in the version I watched. Did that happen in another version or am I just totally wrong?
Definitely not in the version I watched (MGM DVD from '02), nor do I ever remember that happening.
Dang it. It's my white whale or black Mercedes as it were.
Sleepy Hollow (1999)Befanged and beheaded, Walken still chews b'scenery
Lilith's Hell (2015)Had to watch. Meta FF starring Deodato.
Never Sleep Again It's like homework that I really love
The Village (2004)Abandoning society shows us how much William hurt.
Saw 6 (2009)Series that should have stopped at one.
Creep 2 (2017)Want spin-off following the man baby dude.
Creep 2 (2017)Comedic "Man Bites Dog" for the millennials.
Misery (1990)Annie is a true Stan for Paul.
The Invitation (2015)"Whole new meaning to red light district."
Amityville:The Awakening (2017)Get Out! Really just watch Get Out.
The StuffMo’ Rutherford: Best or Greatest movie protagonist?
Moriarty's mania makes most movies more memorable.
All Hallow's Eve 2Not sure this passes the 50% rule.
High Tension (2003)Textbook suspense. Then MNight-ed up the Shyamalan.
A plot hole so big you could...drive a truck through it >.>
The Editor (2014) Dir. Adam Brooks & Matthew KennedyA true Giallo, complete with insane non-sequitirs.
Friday the 13th Part V: A New BeginningSex is fine, but positively NO HANDBALL!
The Hidden (1987)Alien Dad: the sequel we never got
Sleepwalkers (1992)Never been a more proud cat dad
Murder Rock (1984) Less rock, more chubby guys wearing sweaters.
Raw (2016)Is it wrong I was turned on?
Raw (2016)WARNING. Watch in between meals. Not during.
What We Do in the Shadows (2014)Found another movie that works for mom.
Halloween H20 (1998)Part of LL's 500 picture Dimension deal.
Dimension Executives to LL, " You wanna be a crack dealer....BOOM! You got it. You wanna be on the S.W.A.T team....BOOM! Its yours! You wanna battle a mutha fuckin shark!?!......Its happening. Quick question...do you know what Rollerball is?
Idiocracy (2006) - Don't think it counts? Rewatch it. Terrifying!
Sleepy Hollow (1999)Dumbledore, Sparrow, Dracula/Saruman, Wednesday, Rooney...Walken?
Don't forget Johnny Rico!
Scream (1996)Shaggy and Skeet do some super shanking
Scream 4 (2011)Mask will bestow super speed and strength.
Chopping Mall (1986)“Dawn of the Dead’s” kid brother? ... Not!
Gerald’s Game (2017)Elliott sure turned into a real jerk.
Nosferatu (1922) Morning sun has vanquished this horrible night
The Haunting (1963)Great movie almost overshadowed by Tamblyn smirk.
Deep Dark (2015)Artist has sex with hole in wall.
The Conjuring (2013)Ugh, spare me the forced dialoooaaaaAAAAAH SHIT!
Jason Goes to Hell (1993)Why's opening condoms so difficult in movies?
Final Destination (2000)Death is a fan of Rube Goldberg.
The Bees (1978)My hot take: it’s all first takes.