Witchhammer (1970) Fundamentalism+politics+greed. Never a good mix. OR Witchfinder General sans colour. Or Vincent Price. OR Censors wouldn't allow direct critique of communism.
Nice. I also watched this year on Blu but, I swear there was a big car chase in the beginning as Sydow rolls into town which ends up going off a cliff and exploding. This was not in the version I watched. Did that happen in another version or am I just totally wrong?
Dimension Executives to LL, " You wanna be a crack dealer....BOOM! You got it. You wanna be on the S.W.A.T team....BOOM! Its yours! You wanna battle a mutha fuckin shark!?!......Its happening. Quick question...do you know what Rollerball is?
Dr. Giggles (1992)
ReplyDeleteI respect its commitment to doctor jokes.
Nightwatch (1994, dir. Ole Bornedal)
ReplyDeletePros: Has scalped hookers. Cons: Everything else.
The House Of Usher (1960)
ReplyDeleteDon’t blame Usher, it’s in his blood.
... I’m sorry
Session 9 (2001, Dir: Brad Anderson)
ReplyDelete'Twas sullen Mullan that did the cullin'.
Major spoiler! But that's some cunning punning.
DeleteDie! Die! My Darling! (1965, dir. Silvio Narizzano)
ReplyDeleteExcellent, tense, infuriating, undersung bit of hagsploitation.
The Endless (2017)
ReplyDeleteMost flagrant false advertising since Neverending Story
Witchhammer (1970)
ReplyDeleteFundamentalism+politics+greed. Never a good mix.
OR
Witchfinder General sans colour. Or Vincent Price.
OR
Censors wouldn't allow direct critique of communism.
Event Horizon (1997)
ReplyDelete"Do you see? DO YOU SEE"!!!???...No.
Or
" Yes...I see" KABOOM! Yer Fish-Burnt, Sammy!
Or
What kind of inter-dimensional hell-ship is this?
Or
DeleteLets discuss black hole space travel ethics.
The Maddening (1995)
ReplyDeleteBurttening droppenings biggening stinkening piecenning ofening shittening
Nightmare City (1980)
ReplyDeleteHighlights...blue swimsuit dance show, napalm TV.
The Neon Demon (2016)
ReplyDeleteThey all had themselves an eye full.
Dead Silence (2007)
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed this, it's a vibe thing
Men Behind the Sun 2: Laboratory of the Devil (1992, dir. Godfrey Fuckin' Ho!!)
ReplyDeleteBizarre semi-remake: returning cast, real autopsies.
Cube (1997)
ReplyDeleteInitiating cube pun: Let's slice and dice!
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
ReplyDeleteDear Brian De Palma: I love you.
Krampus (2015)
ReplyDeleteNot show kids because love Christmas magic.
Wyrmwood (2014)
ReplyDeleteApart from ending, best modern zombie movie
Bad Moon (1996)
ReplyDeleteI thought the transformation scene was ok.
Lifeforce (1985)
ReplyDeleteOver budget? We'll just cut from wardrobe.
Autopsy: A Love Story (2002)
ReplyDeleteThe Marquis de Sade did it better.
The Hearse (1980)
ReplyDeleteProblematic funeral procession drives straight into nowhere.
Halloween 1978
ReplyDelete" Evil beyond belief!"
" Get more cops?"
"Nah"
Magic (1978)
ReplyDeleteHow do you make a penguin float?
Candyman (1992)
ReplyDeleteGreat voice despite mouth full of bees.
Too bad the info got lost in translation:
Deletehttps://youtu.be/3eU70pDaNrE
Creep 2 (2017, dir. Patrick Brice)
ReplyDeleteFeels like 50% of a Creep sequel.
Leprechaun 3 (1995)
ReplyDeleteWatch the Leprechaun vs. Wishmaster trailer instead!
Clue (1985)
ReplyDeleteSo darn good, I watched it twice
Hatchet III (2013)
ReplyDeleteVictor Crowley just invented the gory hole.
Vampire Killers (2009)
ReplyDeleteQu’est-ce que c’est, fa fa far better
1922 (2017)
ReplyDeleteMurder is much harder then a divorce
The House That Dripped Blood (1971)
ReplyDeleteI long to nestle in Ingrid's Pitt.
Blair Witch (2016)
ReplyDeleteSequel: Witch sells stick dolls on Etsy.
or
Why can't found footage movies be good?
The Prophecy (1995)
ReplyDeleteChristopher Walk Walk Walken's on Heaven's Door.
Fire in the Sky (1993, dir. Robert Lieberman)
ReplyDeleteSee! Rednecks arguing! Thrill! At polygraph testing!
Scream (1996)
ReplyDeleteStunt doubles more obvious in HD.
Spookies (1986)
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what this is.
Se7ven (1995)
ReplyDeleteSesevenen. The deadliest of sins: The title.
The Babysitter (2017)
ReplyDeleteMcG actually made a David Decoteau movie?
Green Room (2015)
ReplyDeleteGreat concert guys! Wait, I guess nazi..
Extreme Jukebox (2013)
ReplyDeleteNovel idea, but doesn't rock enough.
Bride Of Frankenstein (1935)
ReplyDelete“Alone bad. Friend gooood.” Love you all.
The Corpse Grinders (1971)
ReplyDeleteBecause "Cat Grinders" title not commercial enough?
Wishmaster
ReplyDeleteA kaleidoscope of butchery with excellent translucence.
The House that Dripped Blood (1970)
ReplyDeleteCharming! Excited to watch more Amicus films!
or
Second half significantly better than the first.
Return of the Living Dead (1985)
ReplyDeleteI've never been so attracted to Trash
Cult of Chucky (2017)
ReplyDeleteWhere's Particia Arquette when you need her?
Body Bags (1993)
ReplyDeleteHamil's Joker origin story. Also, director cameos!
The Fly (1986)
ReplyDeleteHuman Fly or really bad acne scars?
Poltergeist (1982)
ReplyDeleteEvidence Spielberg directed: no giant, naked breasts
The Babysitter (2017)
ReplyDeleteAlways suspected Hot youths have no souls.
also as 7 word aside,
Netflix duped y'all into watching this lemon.
They duped us so hard!!!!
DeleteInferno (1980)
ReplyDeleteCarlo stuck his neck out for stranger.
The Void (2016)
ReplyDeleteWell, that escalated quickly...real skull fuckers.
Mystics in Bali (1981)
ReplyDeleteSecret origin of ghost nanny from Saga?
Cell (2016)
ReplyDeleteCan’t wait for — Oh no! No budget!
The Lawnmower Man (1992)
ReplyDeleteCould have used Matt Frewer in this.
The Lawnmower Man 2: Job's War (1996)
ReplyDeleteCould have used less Matt Frewer here.
Needful Things (1993)
ReplyDeleteVillainous von Sydow vexes village’s various vices
Nice. I also watched this year on Blu but, I swear there was a big car chase in the beginning as Sydow rolls into town which ends up going off a cliff and exploding. This was not in the version I watched. Did that happen in another version or am I just totally wrong?
DeleteDefinitely not in the version I watched (MGM DVD from '02), nor do I ever remember that happening.
DeleteDang it. It's my white whale or black Mercedes as it were.
DeleteSleepy Hollow (1999)
ReplyDeleteBefanged and beheaded, Walken still chews b'scenery
Lilith's Hell (2015)
ReplyDeleteHad to watch. Meta FF starring Deodato.
Never Sleep Again
ReplyDeleteIt's like homework that I really love
The Village (2004)
ReplyDeleteAbandoning society shows us how much William hurt.
Saw 6 (2009)
ReplyDeleteSeries that should have stopped at one.
Aaaaaaaagreed!
DeleteCreep 2 (2017)
ReplyDeleteWant spin-off following the man baby dude.
Creep 2 (2017)
ReplyDeleteComedic "Man Bites Dog" for the millennials.
Misery (1990)
ReplyDeleteAnnie is a true Stan for Paul.
The Invitation (2015)
ReplyDelete"Whole new meaning to red light district."
Amityville:The Awakening (2017)
ReplyDeleteGet Out! Really just watch Get Out.
The Stuff
ReplyDeleteMo’ Rutherford: Best or Greatest movie protagonist?
Moriarty's mania makes most movies more memorable.
DeleteAll Hallow's Eve 2
ReplyDeleteNot sure this passes the 50% rule.
High Tension (2003)
ReplyDeleteTextbook suspense. Then MNight-ed up the Shyamalan.
A plot hole so big you could...drive a truck through it >.>
DeleteThe Editor (2014) Dir. Adam Brooks & Matthew Kennedy
ReplyDeleteA true Giallo, complete with insane non-sequitirs.
Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning
ReplyDeleteSex is fine, but positively NO HANDBALL!
The Hidden (1987)
ReplyDeleteAlien Dad: the sequel we never got
Sleepwalkers (1992)
ReplyDeleteNever been a more proud cat dad
Murder Rock (1984)
ReplyDeleteLess rock, more chubby guys wearing sweaters.
Raw (2016)
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong I was turned on?
Raw (2016)
ReplyDeleteWARNING. Watch in between meals. Not during.
What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
ReplyDeleteFound another movie that works for mom.
Halloween H20 (1998)
ReplyDeletePart of LL's 500 picture Dimension deal.
Dimension Executives to LL, " You wanna be a crack dealer....BOOM! You got it. You wanna be on the S.W.A.T team....BOOM! Its yours! You wanna battle a mutha fuckin shark!?!......Its happening. Quick question...do you know what Rollerball is?
DeleteIdiocracy (2006) - Don't think it counts? Rewatch it. Terrifying!
ReplyDeleteSleepy Hollow (1999)
ReplyDeleteDumbledore, Sparrow, Dracula/Saruman, Wednesday, Rooney...Walken?
Don't forget Johnny Rico!
DeleteScream (1996)
ReplyDeleteShaggy and Skeet do some super shanking
Scream 4 (2011)
ReplyDeleteMask will bestow super speed and strength.
Chopping Mall (1986)
ReplyDelete“Dawn of the Dead’s” kid brother? ... Not!
Gerald’s Game (2017)
ReplyDeleteElliott sure turned into a real jerk.
Nosferatu (1922)
ReplyDeleteMorning sun has vanquished this horrible night
The Haunting (1963)
ReplyDeleteGreat movie almost overshadowed by Tamblyn smirk.
Deep Dark (2015)
ReplyDeleteArtist has sex with hole in wall.
The Conjuring (2013)
ReplyDeleteUgh, spare me the forced dialoooaaaaAAAAAH SHIT!
Jason Goes to Hell (1993)
ReplyDeleteWhy's opening condoms so difficult in movies?
Final Destination (2000)
ReplyDeleteDeath is a fan of Rube Goldberg.
The Bees (1978)
ReplyDeleteMy hot take: it’s all first takes.