The Dead 2: India (2013, dir. The Ford Brothers)Looking forward to The Dead 3: Syria!
THE FINAL GIRLS (2015)Ever meet your mother in a slasher?OrI prefer the 1980s over the 2010s.
Deathgasm (2015)If I have to choose. Then dildos!OrDETHGASM. All caps. Lowercase is for pussies.
Phantasm IV: Oblivion (1998)Marginally better continuity than the X-men movies.
Rosemary's Baby (1968 Dir. Roman Polanski)What Gena Rowlands saw night after night.
Hobgoblins 2 (2009, dir. Rick Sloane)"Whatcha watchin'??" "IDK, something 'Part 2.'"
FINAL DESTINATION 2 (2003)Brings new meaning to window pane! BRIAN!
mother! (2017)My new favorite movie that I also hate.
It's not my new favorite movie but I like it as much as any movie I hated watching. It's fucking something, to be sure.
Psycho II (1983)“I’m Plottymacplotperson, here to end the movie!”
Blood Feast 2: All U Can Eat (2002, dir. H.G. Lewis)Stupid, boring, and ugly, but surprisingly funny!
Rogue (2007)Finally, a travel blog worth reading
That's only six words.
Blood Rage (1987)Pins? That's not how you display condoms...
Honeymoon (2014)A bleeding from the who-who heavy movie
Suspiria (1977)Suspiria is what my heart looks likeOrWitches be witching if others be bitching
Jennifer's Body (2009)No hamburger phone, just the term "plugging".
Tenebre (1982)Stab people, sure, but why the lightbulb?
SINISTER (2012)I've been filming home movies completely wrong.
THE CONJURING (2013)Rotten meat smell...somebody needs a BATHsheba!!
THE CONJURING 2 (2016)I think the Warrens are in love.
Ha ha ha!
The Keep (1983)The Arc, the keep, Nazis never learn.
Rob Zombie’s HalloweenNever knew Michael had such pretty hair
The Devil's Backbone (2001)I'll have fetus juice... Shaken, not stirred ;)
The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)There is always room for warm pizza.
Gerald’s Game (2017)Still leads to less violence than Monopoly.
Death Note (2017)So, Billy Dafoe will do anything? Sweet!
I Drink Your Blood (1970)Rabies make zombies? The science checks out.
Night of the Living Dead (1990):Not a good remake, like it anyway.
Hatchet (2006)They came for boobs, stayed for decapitations.
Deadgirl (2008)Somebody thought this was great idea, really...
The Devil's Advocate (1997)Scariest thing in the movie? Keanu's accent.
Hannibal Rising (2007):Makes Red Dragon look like Raging Bull.
We Are Still Here (2015) - Four knives are always better than one!
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)Give me the Jamie killer movie please.
The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999)"Jason London loses girlfriend, gains invincible beagle."
Willard (1971)Borgnine should have laid off the cheese.
As Above, So Below (2014)I also like to film my felonies.
976-EVIL II (1992, dir. Jim Wynorski)Wonderful Life / zombie sequence inspired! Rest dreck.
Curtains (1983)Ah, the ice skating stabbing of '83.
The Girl with All the Gifts (2016)Day of the Dead with Muppet Babies
Cult of Chucky (2017) Not the worst cult I've been in.
Gerald's Game (2017)Hey Honey, let's start an awkward conversation!
Cult of Chucky (2017)Love Mancini's De Palma love. Also Fiona Dourif.
Fear Town, USA (2016)Expected the worst, but sometimes genuinely funny.
StageFright (1987)Maybe I was right to skip Theater.
Girl House (2015) Doesn't play by its own stupid rules.
Leprechaun 2 (1994)Why'd it have to turn all rapey?
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)What a singing voice you must have.
My Bloody Valentine (2009) Is that an axe in your pocket?
No. I'm just pleased to see you
Misery (1990)At least she's not hot tubbing naked
Scarier than any of these movies.
Child's Play 3 (1991)Military School? Where's Clint Howard conjuring Satan?
L'ULTIMO TRENO DELLA NOTTE or NIGHT TRAIN MURDERS or LAST STOP ON THE NIGHT TRAIN or THE NEW HOUSE ON THE LEFT or SECOND HOUSE ON THE LEFT or DON'T RIDE ON LATE NIGHT TRAINS or LATE NIGHT TRAINS or LAST HOUSE PART II or XMAS MASSACRE (1975)Typing all these titles wore me out.
The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)Dick Miller eating flowers is the MVP.
The Howling (1981)Can silver bullets really just kill everything?
Phantasm: Ravager (2016)Sphere kills a horse for no reason.
Quatermass 2 (1957)Corrosive alien food not tasty at all.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)Well Spock, Uh Spock finds a way.
Cast A Deadly Spell: First time statutory rape saved the world.
Zombieland Makes me love Bill Murray even more
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988)Sleepaway Camp sequel actually just slasher spoof.
The Gift (2015) Psychological thriller gets a little too psychological.
Gerald’s Game (2017)Well acted. Very well directed.
Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland (1989)Watchable. I get why people like it.
Demon Wind (1990)Glad I didn't blind buy Demon Wind.
Still waiting on Rob G to remake it honoring the cover...
Haha! Awww man.
I think you need to watch Demon Wind again :) I remember loving this.
And Soon the Darkness (1970)By soon, how soon do you mean?
Watching Raw before eating a nice meat lovers pizza!
Freddy's Dead:The Final Nightmare (91)Deaf people get there long overdue comeuppance.
Dracula Has Risen From the Grave (1968)It's become my favorite Dracula movie. Perfect.
Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010): Gentryfying hillbilly country is a dangerous pastime.
This has to end up on the show bahahahaha.
Willow Creek (2013) Haunted house, sure. Never seen haunted tent.
That movie screwed with me bad for some reason.
The Mummy (1932)Hope that magic pool comes in 4K.
Gerald's Game (2017)What a masterful Game...for 90 minutes
The Sentinel (1977)Moral of the story: lesbian equals evil?
Friday The 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)Slimy Jason takes cleansing bath in Manhattan
Blood Rage (1987) with commentaryTerry waited 10 years. We waited four.
Let The Right One In (2008)This film is truly beautiful and touching.
Dude Bro Party Massacre III (2015) Did this originally air on station WNUF?
Night of the Living Dead (1968)People, dammit... People are the real monsters.
The Old Dark House (1932): English trips without umbrellas rarely end well.
House (1985)"Solitude's always better with someone else around"-George Wendt as Harold Gorton.
Carnival of Souls (1962)Always knew that organ music was evil.
Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)HGTV sequel: New House on the Left
The Blood on Satan’s Claw (1971)I just kept waiting for Santa Claus...
Stir of Echoes (1999)Richard Matheson makes the best fried bacon.
Alien (1979)Flamethrowers. Good flashlights. Never killed a xenomorph.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)And with that, the Mcrib was born.
The Void Makes up for flaws with special effects.
Clown (2014) --Now I understand why Uli's a nihilist...
Dead Mary (2008)Better than expected. Still can’t recommend it.
The Ring (2002)And I said hey, Watts going on?
The Neon Demon (2016)Lesbian necrophilia? I have the strangest boner.
Jason X (2001)Melrose Place in a spaceship with Jason. Or...Enjoyed this way more than I should.
The Tingler (1959)It's playing at that murderer's silent theatre.
The Tommyknockers (1993) Telepathic space aliens love vacationing in Maine.
Boogeyman (2005)Pitch: Closet eats your dad. Studio: Brilliant!
House on Willow Street (2016) Expect the unexpected? Is this Big Brother?
Bride of Chucky (1998)Shockingly, Chucky is not a good husband.
Nightmares in Red, White & Blue (2009)That Joe Maddrey guy is going places.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1988):In which Freddy becomes creature from Xtro.
Funhouse (1981)Are those where double cheeseburgers come from?(Okay that's based on way too specific a detail and pretty stupid - I'm tired - great movie though!)
Movie memories fade. Like fears.... in rain...
The Hitcher (1986)
Happy Birthday to Me (1981) Dir. J. Lee ThompsonMore red herrings than a fucking aviary!
wait'll you see Happy Birdday to Me! More red herons than a fucking piscary!
Lol fuuuck, I guess aquarium was the joke here.
Hocus Pocus (1993)Sad not shared universe with Worst Witch.
Gerald's Game (2017)"Flanagan made movies funagain!" - Mike Pomaro, FTM
Jaws (1975)You cage. Cage Water. Shark Water. Ditty.
When a Stranger Calls Back (1993, dir. Fred Walton)Hot damn! What a great, crazy movie!
Urban Legend (1998)Everywhere you turn, a reason to masturbate.
Is what Jared Leto thought to really get inside his character for the film.
I Saw the Devil (2010)Do all Korean psychopaths know each other?
Pumpkinhead (1988)Revenge, a dish best served Pumpkin spiced
Final Destination New York has cruel punishment for jaywalking.
Halloween II (1981) Freaky Friday should have been Michael / Laurie.
PREY (1978)Killer alien breaks up a Lesbian relationship.
The Houses October Built (2014) dir. Bobby RoeSeeking realistic haunts. R V there yet?
The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999)London was much cooler in the 70’s.
London in the 70's was....All the Rage....lol
Christine (1983)The type of oil really does matter.
The Children (2008)I suppose tweens wouldn’t be any scarier.
It Follows (2014)Should be added to catholic school curriculum
Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)Mary Lou does Freddy better than Haley