CURTAINS (1983) on Amazon Prime for the first time."Survivor: Canada" winter auditions can be brutal!
Alfred Hitchcock's PSYCHO (1960) on Blu-ray.[In Marky Mark voice:]'Say hello to crazy mother for me!!!'
You could not have watched two movies in the one hour since it turned 12:00 in NYC.
I'm working overnight, 11PM to 7AM. Posting from work tablet. Gotta watch them horror flicks before I go to work, or not watch 'em at all. Like we all say in June, LOOPHOLE-SPLOITATION! ;-)
I think he's allowed this one.
Shutter Island (2010)Is this scary movie challenge even real?(I cheated and started the movie around 11)
Let Us Prey (2015, dir. Brian O'Malley)Most hostile workplace ever gets slightly worse.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde (1920)Fortunately unrestrained toxic masculinity didn’t catch on...
Raw Meat aka Death Line (1972)Despite repellent unpleasance, excellent Pleasance performance pleases
Dracula (1931)Renfield's eye acting almost rivals Bela Lugosi's
Dwight Frye is amazing!
I know! His laugh is one of the greatest things ever.
"Split Second" (1992) on Amazon Prime: "Blade Runner" meets "Dark Angel" but better
The Incubus (1982)Sperm, egg, Sperm, Sperm, bacon and Sperm!
Cloverfield (2008)True horror: T. J. Miller’s non-stop talking.
The Serpent and The Rainbow (1987)Pale Pullman’s powder poison possesses people’s powers.
Oh my gosh can we not do that this year?
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)Welcome to the Great British Act OffandThe set design in Dracula is everything
Murder Party (2007)"Alexander should have tried the pumpkin bread!"
CABIN IN THE WOODS-"DING. Fourth floor: Every movie monster ever."
Who Can Kill A Child? (1976)These children? I can! Where's a gun?
Tales of Halloween (2015)Grim Grinning Ghost waits on Starry Eyes
Macabre (1980)That's where I keep MY wife's head!
EEWWW, gross! :-P
Mandy (2018)Hell bikers, meet space acid Nicolas Rage.
Thats a perfect description!
Freaks (1932)1930s circuses had lax requirements for strongmen.
Haunters: The Art Of The Scare (2017) Rex Ryan doesn't believe in safe words.
Burial Ground (1981)Oh, Mama. That nipple looks awfully tasty.
Body Melt (1993)Ozzies oozing out of control. Oi! Oi!
Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings (1994, dir. Jeff Burr)Probably dumbest subtitle since 'Dawn of Justice'.
Death Spa (1990) Here's my homage to seven word reviews.
Hereditary (2018)Turns out walnuts do not help headaches.
Toolbox Murders (2004, dir. Tobe Hooper)These two movies and a Dr. Pepper...
Lifeforce (1985, dir. Tobe Hooper)...my very own little Tobe Hooper tribute.
DAYBREAKERS (2009)We should talk about childhood vampire depression.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)Wait, is Loomis the bad guy now?
Trick R Treat (2007)Sam's too young to watch this orgy.
Banshee Chapter (2013)Found-footage tentacle porn by flashlight din.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) Now in perfect mood, but 5’s next
Night School (1981) ARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR G.I.A.L.L.O.?
Beyond the Gates 2016It's horror Jumanji. In a good way!
Frankenhooker (1990)Don't make them like they used to
Creep 2 (2017)Haven't we all had friends like Aaron?
The Lost Bo(1987)More people need to see Near Dark.
I think you mean Near Da
Facepalm. I just saw that.
Neon Maniacs (1986)Monsters have same weakness as Wicked Witch.
Wild Beasts - Belve Feroci (1984)- Amazing zoologist or 70's pornstar? You decide.
Nightmares (1983)Psycho nuts, gaming sucks, killer trucks, rats!
Hereditary (2018)House party? Break out the walnut cake!!
This is fantastic
Don't Knock Twice (2016)Sadly, should be called "Don't Watch Once".
Death Valley (1982)My real dad is the head vampire!
Blacula (1972)William Marshall makes that unibrow look sexy!
Hell Fest (2018) - Second viewing!Like Michael Clayton? This is also good.
Poltergeist 2: The Other Side (1986) They’re baaaaack...again. No really, they are.
Hell House, LLC (2015)We've got killer clowns and shaky cams.
Angel Heart (1987)Prototype "Who Do You Think You Are"
Death Spa (1989) w/ F This Movie CommentarySuper fun revisit listening to you all!
The Conjuring (2007)Lily Taylor Chooses Awful Real Estate... Again!
The Black Cat (1981, dir. Lucio Fulci)Always knew cats were evil (I'm allergic).
Duel (1971)Drivers Ed 101: Solid lines = no passing!
Night of the Living Dead (1990)Bill Moseley just got Million Dollar Babied.
Friday The 13th (2009)All victims of the new underground movement
Mark of the Devil (1970)Nalder even more menacing without Barlow makeup.
Death Spa (1989)Alexa, loosen the pool diving board screw.
Still laughing at this one....
Halloween (1978) (first ever viewing...I know)The Carpenter is an architect of terror.
WOW! That's amazing!
Sorority Row(2009) This movie is, like, soooo last decade.
Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon HotelSame creepy killers, less nauseating shaky cam
It Follows (2014)Not fair, all this trauma and despair.
The Newlydeads (1988)Convoluted wacky mess. Some good kills though.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Rod didn’t save Tina...guess he choked.
Halloween (Rob Zombie - 2007) Wait, Michael Myers is a KISS fan?
Mirrors (2008)Everyone's watching this on day one, right?
Bait 3D (2012, dir. Kimball Rendall)Cleanup in aisle 5. Flood, blood, CG.
Did you watch in 3D? I had blast with it in that format. Plus, never realized Nip Tuck dude was Australian haha
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988, dir. My Boy)"We're not sisters." Cruelest cut of all.
Creepshow 2 (1987, dir. Michael Gornick)Looking for happiness inside killer Hefty bag.
Crucible of Terror (1971)British Horror is just the absolute worst.
A Night to Dismember (1983)Who needs images when you have narration?
All time favorite! I have someone who is getting me a copy of the actually film before it was "lost" and had to be cut into what is available now, which I still think is an amazing experience.
What We Do in the Shadows (2015)No better analogy between virgins and sandwiches.
Phantom From Space (1953)Started off cool, ended with a whimper.
Assignment: Outer Space (1960)I'd like this more, if by Fulci.
Go to Hell (1999)You had me at, "Former ProWrestling Manager.."
Tenebre (1982) Dir. Dario ArgentoThat dog hops fences like Point Break
The Being (1983)Hey, Jimmy just drove up sans head.
Jigsaw (2017)"Dammit, grain trap failed! Quick, throw stuff!"
Pieces (1982)Don't take that BASTAAAARD Timmy's porn puzzle
Split (2017)Methinks Dr. X has gone slightly mad.
Toolbox Murders 78 I should of watched Tobe's version instead
The Monster Club (1981)Scary Stories to Tell in the VIP
American Satan (2017)"Daddy can I make a movie please!?"
Beyond The Black Rainbow (2010)Heavy Metal Fans, Meet Heavy Metal Dagger.
Bone Tomahawk (2016)Everything seems fine, until, oh god, vomit.
They Live (1988) Dir. John CarpenterBroke, homeless, still enough money for creatine.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982):Thirty more days 'till Halloween, Halloween, HALLOWEEN!
And the song won’t stop till then!
Great. Now that shit is stuck in my head.
Hellfest (2018)Tony Todd needs medication only Hellfest has.
Hell Fest (2018) It's cheesy... but it's gooey, delicious cheese!
Tales From The Hood 2 (2018)Did Mr. Simms do the right thing?
The Halloween Tree (1993) - An impressive compendium of ways to fly
Creepshow 2 (1987)Hoisted by his own long haired petard
PSYCHO "CAN'T BELIEVE THIS FUCKING CAR WON'T SINK!!!!"
I literally just lol
Terrifier (2017)One Art the Clown franchise, pretty please.
DAWN OF THE DEAD (2004) Does Andy's penmanship seem to be slipping?
Green Room (2015)Think we need to switch to Country.
The Thing (1982)One bottle of whiskey is not enough.
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002):King fixes spring in ding a ling.
The Body Snatcher (1945)10 bucks a body? What a deal!
The Limehouse Golem (2016): The poisening patriarchy patrons her painful production.
Society (1989) Dir. Brian YuznaI met my wife the same way.
The Monster Squad (1987)Dracula and Wolfman and Mummy, oh my!
Chopping Mall(1986) Its Dawn of the Deadly killer robots
“The VVitch:” Black Phillip is kind of a dick.
Night of the Living Dead (1968) (Criterion)50 years later, no signs of decay.
The Howling(1981) "Honey, I'm leaving you for a Lycan"
The Wolf Man (1941) Has claws, fangs. Why strangle his victims?
Night of the Living Dead (1968)“Cellar! Daughter! Cellar! Daughter! Cellar! Daughter! Cellar!”
Susperia (1977) You can attend ballot school without auditioning?
Sleepwalkers (1992)My next cat will be named Clovis.
Tourist Trap (1979)Starring Chuck Connors as the... WTF MAN!
The Phantom of the Opera (1989)"It's the music of the night, bitch!"
Night Shadows aka Mutant (1984)Who would ever fuck with Wings Hauser?
Get Out (2017) Dir. Jordan PeeleYeah...okay....sure. BUT WHAT ABOUT CHICAGO!?
Maniac (2012)Surprisingly, it's less nauseating than Hardcore Henry
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)It's a new masterpiece in fantasy terror.
The Beast Must Die! (1974)Where a Werewolf meets a Bond villain!
Cut (2000)It's a slasher, with an Australian accent.
Cult of Chucky (2017, dir. Don Mancini)Fiona Dourif kisses Jennifer Tilly. Five stars.
Blair Witch (2016)This movie is in tents (Nailed it!).
Who's Watching Oliver (2017)Oedipus complex gets homicidal and very messy.
The Collector (2009)Saw rip-off that's better while still terrible.
Way of the Vampire (2005, dir. Sarah Nean Bruce & Eduardo Durão)It took two people to direct this!?
Ruin MeAnd that’s why I don’t go camping.
The Creature Walks Among UsMore a marital melodrama with a Creature
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)Grandpa, firmly grasp it in your hand.
Ruin Me (2017)So many twists even Chubby Checker's exhausted
Dog Soldiers (2002, dir. Neil Marshall)Soldiery soldiers do soldier stuff with werewolves.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)Robot lady did not do anything wrong.
Hellraiser (1987)Does Kirsty not see her dad's blood?
Bite (2015)The Fly meets Contracted. God Bless Canucksploitation.
Eden Lake (2008)Adam is lit af... literally lit aflame.
Creepshow (1982)These garbage men have some smooth moves.
Black Christmas (1974)Olivia Hussey is dressed like a minion.
Hold the Dark (2018)Saulnier turns miserableness-dial up to 11
Night of the Creeps (1986)Tom Atkins Mustache Thrill Creeps Forcefield Spanky
^ Mickey Lyons
MANDY (2018)Every frame an Iron Maiden album coverorMore Dream Theater than Black Dahlia Murder
Alien (1979)The real monster? The ship programmer: DOS!?!
Revenge (2018)Take peyote and wake up branded? Relatable
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