I'm working overnight, 11PM to 7AM. Posting from work tablet. Gotta watch them horror flicks before I go to work, or not watch 'em at all. Like we all say in June, LOOPHOLE-SPLOITATION! ;-)
All time favorite! I have someone who is getting me a copy of the actually film before it was "lost" and had to be cut into what is available now, which I still think is an amazing experience.
Please always write your reviews to the newest thread, no matter what day you watched the movie on. If you write on an old thread, you review won't be counted.
CURTAINS (1983) on Amazon Prime for the first time.
ReplyDelete"Survivor: Canada" winter auditions can be brutal!
Alfred Hitchcock's PSYCHO (1960) on Blu-ray.
ReplyDelete[In Marky Mark voice:]
'Say hello to crazy mother for me!!!'
You could not have watched two movies in the one hour since it turned 12:00 in NYC.
ReplyDeleteI'm working overnight, 11PM to 7AM. Posting from work tablet. Gotta watch them horror flicks before I go to work, or not watch 'em at all. Like we all say in June, LOOPHOLE-SPLOITATION! ;-)
DeleteI think he's allowed this one.
DeleteShutter Island (2010)
ReplyDeleteIs this scary movie challenge even real?
(I cheated and started the movie around 11)
Let Us Prey (2015, dir. Brian O'Malley)
ReplyDeleteMost hostile workplace ever gets slightly worse.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde (1920)
ReplyDeleteFortunately unrestrained toxic masculinity didn’t catch on...
Raw Meat aka Death Line (1972)
ReplyDeleteDespite repellent unpleasance, excellent Pleasance performance pleases
Dracula (1931)
ReplyDeleteRenfield's eye acting almost rivals Bela Lugosi's
Dwight Frye is amazing!
DeleteI know! His laugh is one of the greatest things ever.
Delete"Split Second" (1992) on Amazon Prime:
ReplyDelete"Blade Runner" meets "Dark Angel" but better
The Incubus (1982)
ReplyDeleteSperm, egg, Sperm, Sperm, bacon and Sperm!
Cloverfield (2008)
ReplyDeleteTrue horror: T. J. Miller’s non-stop talking.
The Serpent and The Rainbow (1987)
ReplyDeletePale Pullman’s powder poison possesses people’s powers.
Oh my gosh can we not do that this year?
DeleteBram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the Great British Act Off
and
The set design in Dracula is everything
Murder Party (2007)
ReplyDelete"Alexander should have tried the pumpkin bread!"
CABIN IN THE WOODS-
ReplyDelete"DING. Fourth floor:
Every movie monster ever."
Who Can Kill A Child? (1976)
ReplyDeleteThese children? I can! Where's a gun?
Tales of Halloween (2015)
ReplyDeleteGrim Grinning Ghost waits on Starry Eyes
Macabre (1980)
ReplyDeleteThat's where I keep MY wife's head!
EEWWW, gross! :-P
DeleteMandy (2018)
ReplyDeleteHell bikers, meet space acid Nicolas Rage.
Thats a perfect description!
DeleteFreaks (1932)
ReplyDelete1930s circuses had lax requirements for strongmen.
Haunters: The Art Of The Scare (2017)
ReplyDeleteRex Ryan doesn't believe in safe words.
Burial Ground (1981)
ReplyDeleteOh, Mama. That nipple looks awfully tasty.
Body Melt (1993)
ReplyDeleteOzzies oozing out of control. Oi! Oi!
Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings (1994, dir. Jeff Burr)
ReplyDeleteProbably dumbest subtitle since 'Dawn of Justice'.
Death Spa (1990)
ReplyDeleteHere's my homage to seven word reviews.
Hereditary (2018)
ReplyDeleteTurns out walnuts do not help headaches.
Toolbox Murders (2004, dir. Tobe Hooper)
ReplyDeleteThese two movies and a Dr. Pepper...
Lifeforce (1985, dir. Tobe Hooper)
ReplyDelete...my very own little Tobe Hooper tribute.
DAYBREAKERS (2009)
ReplyDeleteWe should talk about childhood vampire depression.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)
ReplyDeleteWait, is Loomis the bad guy now?
Trick R Treat (2007)
ReplyDeleteSam's too young to watch this orgy.
Banshee Chapter (2013)
ReplyDeleteFound-footage tentacle porn by flashlight din.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
ReplyDeleteNow in perfect mood, but 5’s next
Night School (1981)
ReplyDeleteARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR G.I.A.L.L.O.?
Beyond the Gates 2016
ReplyDeleteIt's horror Jumanji. In a good way!
Frankenhooker (1990)
ReplyDeleteDon't make them like they used to
Creep 2 (2017)
ReplyDeleteHaven't we all had friends like Aaron?
The Lost Bo(1987)
ReplyDeleteMore people need to see Near Dark.
I think you mean Near Da
DeleteFacepalm. I just saw that.
DeleteNeon Maniacs (1986)
ReplyDeleteMonsters have same weakness as Wicked Witch.
Wild Beasts - Belve Feroci (1984)- Amazing zoologist or 70's pornstar? You decide.
ReplyDeleteNightmares (1983)
ReplyDeletePsycho nuts, gaming sucks, killer trucks, rats!
Hereditary (2018)
ReplyDeleteHouse party? Break out the walnut cake!!
This is fantastic
DeleteDon't Knock Twice (2016)
ReplyDeleteSadly, should be called "Don't Watch Once".
Death Valley (1982)
ReplyDeleteMy real dad is the head vampire!
Blacula (1972)
ReplyDeleteWilliam Marshall makes that unibrow look sexy!
Hell Fest (2018) - Second viewing!
ReplyDeleteLike Michael Clayton? This is also good.
ReplyDeletePoltergeist 2: The Other Side (1986)
They’re baaaaack...again. No really, they are.
Hell House, LLC (2015)
ReplyDeleteWe've got killer clowns and shaky cams.
Angel Heart (1987)
ReplyDeletePrototype "Who Do You Think You Are"
Death Spa (1989) w/ F This Movie Commentary
ReplyDeleteSuper fun revisit listening to you all!
The Conjuring (2007)
ReplyDeleteLily Taylor Chooses Awful Real Estate... Again!
The Black Cat (1981, dir. Lucio Fulci)
ReplyDeleteAlways knew cats were evil (I'm allergic).
Duel (1971)
ReplyDeleteDrivers Ed 101: Solid lines = no passing!
Night of the Living Dead (1990)
ReplyDeleteBill Moseley just got Million Dollar Babied.
Friday The 13th (2009)
ReplyDeleteAll victims of the new underground movement
Mark of the Devil (1970)
ReplyDeleteNalder even more menacing without Barlow makeup.
Death Spa (1989)
ReplyDeleteAlexa, loosen the pool diving board screw.
Brilliant.
DeleteStill laughing at this one....
DeleteHalloween (1978) (first ever viewing...I know)
ReplyDeleteThe Carpenter is an architect of terror.
WOW! That's amazing!
DeleteSorority Row(2009) This movie is, like, soooo last decade.
ReplyDeleteHell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel
ReplyDeleteSame creepy killers, less nauseating shaky cam
It Follows (2014)
ReplyDeleteNot fair, all this trauma and despair.
The Newlydeads (1988)
ReplyDeleteConvoluted wacky mess. Some good kills though.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
ReplyDeleteRod didn’t save Tina...guess he choked.
Halloween (Rob Zombie - 2007)
ReplyDeleteWait, Michael Myers is a KISS fan?
Mirrors (2008)
ReplyDeleteEveryone's watching this on day one, right?
Bait 3D (2012, dir. Kimball Rendall)
ReplyDeleteCleanup in aisle 5. Flood, blood, CG.
Did you watch in 3D? I had blast with it in that format. Plus, never realized Nip Tuck dude was Australian haha
DeleteHalloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988, dir. My Boy)
ReplyDelete"We're not sisters." Cruelest cut of all.
Creepshow 2 (1987, dir. Michael Gornick)
ReplyDeleteLooking for happiness inside killer Hefty bag.
Crucible of Terror (1971)
ReplyDeleteBritish Horror is just the absolute worst.
A Night to Dismember (1983)
ReplyDeleteWho needs images when you have narration?
All time favorite! I have someone who is getting me a copy of the actually film before it was "lost" and had to be cut into what is available now, which I still think is an amazing experience.
Delete"actual film"
DeleteWhat We Do in the Shadows (2015)
ReplyDeleteNo better analogy between virgins and sandwiches.
Phantom From Space (1953)
ReplyDeleteStarted off cool, ended with a whimper.
Assignment: Outer Space (1960)
ReplyDeleteI'd like this more, if by Fulci.
Go to Hell (1999)
ReplyDeleteYou had me at, "Former ProWrestling Manager.."
Tenebre (1982) Dir. Dario Argento
ReplyDeleteThat dog hops fences like Point Break
The Being (1983)
ReplyDeleteHey, Jimmy just drove up sans head.
Jigsaw (2017)
ReplyDelete"Dammit, grain trap failed! Quick, throw stuff!"
Pieces (1982)
ReplyDeleteDon't take that BASTAAAARD Timmy's porn puzzle
Split (2017)
ReplyDeleteMethinks Dr. X has gone slightly mad.
Toolbox Murders 78
ReplyDeleteI should of watched Tobe's version instead
The Monster Club (1981)
ReplyDeleteScary Stories to Tell in the VIP
American Satan (2017)
ReplyDelete"Daddy can I make a movie please!?"
Beyond The Black Rainbow (2010)
ReplyDeleteHeavy Metal Fans, Meet Heavy Metal Dagger.
Bone Tomahawk (2016)
ReplyDeleteEverything seems fine, until, oh god, vomit.
They Live (1988) Dir. John Carpenter
ReplyDeleteBroke, homeless, still enough money for creatine.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982):
ReplyDeleteThirty more days 'till Halloween, Halloween, HALLOWEEN!
And the song won’t stop till then!
DeleteGreat. Now that shit is stuck in my head.
DeleteHellfest (2018)
ReplyDeleteTony Todd needs medication only Hellfest has.
Hell Fest (2018)
ReplyDeleteIt's cheesy... but it's gooey, delicious cheese!
Tales From The Hood 2 (2018)
ReplyDeleteDid Mr. Simms do the right thing?
The Halloween Tree (1993) - An impressive compendium of ways to fly
ReplyDeleteCreepshow 2 (1987)
ReplyDeleteHoisted by his own long haired petard
PSYCHO
ReplyDelete"CAN'T BELIEVE THIS FUCKING CAR WON'T SINK!!!!"
I literally just lol
DeleteTerrifier (2017)
ReplyDeleteOne Art the Clown franchise, pretty please.
DAWN OF THE DEAD (2004)
ReplyDeleteDoes Andy's penmanship seem to be slipping?
Green Room (2015)
ReplyDeleteThink we need to switch to Country.
The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteOne bottle of whiskey is not enough.
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002):
ReplyDeleteKing fixes spring in ding a ling.
The Body Snatcher (1945)
ReplyDelete10 bucks a body? What a deal!
The Limehouse Golem (2016): The poisening patriarchy patrons her painful production.
ReplyDeleteSociety (1989) Dir. Brian Yuzna
ReplyDeleteI met my wife the same way.
The Monster Squad (1987)
ReplyDeleteDracula and Wolfman and Mummy, oh my!
Chopping Mall(1986) Its Dawn of the Deadly killer robots
ReplyDelete“The VVitch:” Black Phillip is kind of a dick.
ReplyDeleteNight of the Living Dead (1968) (Criterion)
ReplyDelete50 years later, no signs of decay.
The Howling(1981) "Honey, I'm leaving you for a Lycan"
ReplyDeleteThe Wolf Man (1941)
ReplyDeleteHas claws, fangs. Why strangle his victims?
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
ReplyDelete“Cellar! Daughter! Cellar! Daughter! Cellar! Daughter! Cellar!”
Susperia (1977) You can attend ballot school without auditioning?
ReplyDeleteSleepwalkers (1992)
ReplyDeleteMy next cat will be named Clovis.
Tourist Trap (1979)
ReplyDeleteStarring Chuck Connors as the... WTF MAN!
The Phantom of the Opera (1989)
ReplyDelete"It's the music of the night, bitch!"
Night Shadows aka Mutant (1984)
ReplyDeleteWho would ever fuck with Wings Hauser?
Get Out (2017) Dir. Jordan Peele
ReplyDeleteYeah...okay....sure. BUT WHAT ABOUT CHICAGO!?
Maniac (2012)
ReplyDeleteSurprisingly, it's less nauseating than Hardcore Henry
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
ReplyDeleteIt's a new masterpiece in fantasy terror.
The Beast Must Die! (1974)
ReplyDeleteWhere a Werewolf meets a Bond villain!
Cut (2000)
ReplyDeleteIt's a slasher, with an Australian accent.
Cult of Chucky (2017, dir. Don Mancini)
ReplyDeleteFiona Dourif kisses Jennifer Tilly. Five stars.
Blair Witch (2016)
ReplyDeleteThis movie is in tents (Nailed it!).
Who's Watching Oliver (2017)
ReplyDeleteOedipus complex gets homicidal and very messy.
The Collector (2009)
ReplyDeleteSaw rip-off that's better while still terrible.
Way of the Vampire (2005, dir. Sarah Nean Bruce & Eduardo Durão)
ReplyDeleteIt took two people to direct this!?
Ruin Me
ReplyDeleteAnd that’s why I don’t go camping.
The Creature Walks Among Us
ReplyDeleteMore a marital melodrama with a Creature
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
ReplyDeleteGrandpa, firmly grasp it in your hand.
Ruin Me (2017)
ReplyDeleteSo many twists even Chubby Checker's exhausted
Dog Soldiers (2002, dir. Neil Marshall)
ReplyDeleteSoldiery soldiers do soldier stuff with werewolves.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)
ReplyDeleteRobot lady did not do anything wrong.
Hellraiser (1987)
ReplyDeleteDoes Kirsty not see her dad's blood?
Bite (2015)
ReplyDeleteThe Fly meets Contracted. God Bless Canucksploitation.
Eden Lake (2008)
ReplyDeleteAdam is lit af... literally lit aflame.
Creepshow (1982)
ReplyDeleteThese garbage men have some smooth moves.
Black Christmas (1974)
ReplyDeleteOlivia Hussey is dressed like a minion.
Hold the Dark (2018)
ReplyDeleteSaulnier turns miserableness-dial up to 11
Night of the Creeps (1986)
ReplyDeleteTom Atkins Mustache Thrill Creeps Forcefield Spanky
^ Mickey Lyons
DeleteMANDY (2018)
ReplyDeleteEvery frame an Iron Maiden album cover
or
More Dream Theater than Black Dahlia Murder
Alien (1979)
ReplyDeleteThe real monster? The ship programmer: DOS!?!
Revenge (2018)
ReplyDeleteTake peyote and wake up branded? Relatable
Please always write your reviews to the newest thread, no matter what day you watched the movie on. If you write on an old thread, you review won't be counted.
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