The Witch in the Window (2018, dir. Andy Mitton)Wish the Witch did literally anything witchy.
The Witch (2015, Dir. Robert Eggers)Um... Phillip? Does "deliciously" include baby flesh?
Scream 2 (1997)Tori Spelling as Neve Campbell as Sidney.
HALLOWEEN 2018Ridiculous and unnecessary as any HALLOWEEN sequel.
Underworld (2003) Question: Better movie if everything wasn’t blue?
Halloween(1978) Because I haven't seen the new one.
WNUF Halloween Special (2013)Stop fast forwarding, I need new carpet!
Murder Party (2007):Group projects are always a fucking nightmare.
A Serbian Film (2010)Still a better love story than Twilight
Madman (1981)There’s like five kids at this camp.
An American Werewolf in London (1981)Glad they never made a sequel *cough*orWrecking American backpackers is always horror gold.orWerewolf movie preys on my social anxieties.
Dawn of the Dead (1978)“Going to try to not come back...”
Halloween (2018)Saw it, re-watched Halloween 4, 4 superior.
Halloween (1978)Homework done! Officially ready for Halloween 2018.
Night of the Living Dead (1968)Vampire Mr. Burns also lives in Pennsylvania
The Tingler (1959): Terror of a tingler, paralyse the peril.
It (2017): Trapped here, without fear, veer will peers.
Pandorum (2009)Now listenhear, whutsthishere wackyjazz allupin disahere spaceytypeboat?
Lifeforce (1985)Miranda May made of Picard blood?...Dateable.
Silent Hill (2006)Gives the phrase "up yours" new meaning.
Underworld: Evolution (2006) Wait… did Scott Speedman turn into Thanos?
Scream (1996) Dir. Wes CravenNobody respects women more than Ghostface, okay?
Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994, dir. Don Coscarelli)Hard Ticket to a Lynchian Dream World.
(Hard Ticket... 'cause there's a razorblade frisbee...)
Innocent Blood (1992)La Femme Neck Eata loves the sauce.
Dawn of the Dead(2004) Missing one thing....an apocalyptic pie fight.
Halloween (2018) “No need to revisit this” -Their words
Rockula (1990)'80s nostalgia two months into the '90s.
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009) FIGHT SCENES LOUD!!!! *dialogue scenes barely audible*
Child's Play 3 (1991)Geez Chucky, isn't military school punishment enough?
Dawn of the Dead (1978)This version has the apocalyptic pie fight!
A Candle for the Devil (1973, Eugenio Martin)Doesn't the Devil have money for flashlights?
Vampyr (1932, dir. Carl Theodor Dreyer)I remember my first double exposure too.
Hellions (2015, dir. Bruce McDonald)Chaybee was right. Liked it way more.
Hocus Pocus (1993, dir. Kenny Ortega)Probably helps to grow up with it.
Night Fright (1967, dir. James A. Sullivan)Dancing, driving, dancing, monster, dancing, donuts, dancing.
Scream (1996)Do you like scary movie month Sidney?
An American Werewolf In Paris (1997)That thing you do with bad CGI
Tales of Halloween (2015)Had me at kid dressed as Plissken.
Evil Dead II (1987)The Tex Avery Chainsaw Massacre on acid
CreepshowAlways account for zombies on murder beach
The Invitation (2015)Featuring John Carroll Lynch's brilliantly creepy ass.
Christmas Evil (1980) A Very Special Travis Bickle Christmas Spectacular
Underworld: Awakening (2012) Bullwhip guy actually does something this time.
Halloween (1978)That soundtrack could have used more cowbell.
Halloween (2018)Insane asylums have epic four square courts.
Blumhouse’s Truth for Dare (2018)I dare you to watch this movie.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)This kills off the entire Thompson family.
Cannibal Apocalypse (1980, dir. Antonio Margheriti)War changes men. Men eat other men.
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The Frighteners(1996) Busey sinks his teeth into great role.
Phantasm (1979)Reggie is king of the pop in
Halloween (2018) Dir. David Gordon GreenContains a background discussion of Gary Hogoboom.
Final Destination (2000)People usually complain about missing the bus.
Hatchet (2006): Hot new porn search term: "Dumb nipples"
Raw (2016)It's a dream sequence, right? Oh...no...
Tremors (1990)1990 Bacon rankin': Tremors, crispy, Flatliners, BacOs
LOL! Sorry Canadians you never stood a chance.
Underworld: Blood Wars (2016) They're fighting? Somebody turn on the lights!
Sleepy Hollow (1999)Forgive me, I lost my head there.
Suspiria (1977)Quite the lengthy music video for Goblin.
Halloween (2018)Surely there can't be a sequel. Right?
Halloween (2018)John Cena really took this too far.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)Doesnt everyone take their chili in trophies?
The Strangers: Pretty at Night (2018)Better raise your kids rights, or die!
Night of the Creeps (1986)What is this a good B movie?
WNUF Halloween Special (2013)You can't put handcuffs on a ghost
CANDYMAN (1992)CANDYMAN is a better title than HELEN.
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN (1948)Abbot and Costello join the Dark Universe™
Bride of Chucky (1998)That guy Chucky smothered wasnt even trying
The House on Haunted Hill (1999)Fun movie but the Price is wrong.
City of the Living Dead (1980)Something priest... something intestines... something Bob... huh?
Scream 2 (1997)Scream kids in college somehow not smart.
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)Convoluted but practical effects are worth it.
House of Wax (1953)Bet she didn't order her own drink.