Another reason why commercialization is literally evil.
Side bar: This first half of this movie before Chucky becomes animated is incredibly unnerving. Out of all the horror movies I've watched lately, this is the only one that got to me at times. It holds up pretty well but unfortunately I remember just how bad Bride of Chucky is.
I've lost online female friends because of me recommending them this film, then they get extremely upset that Christina decides to humor Cunningham by putting her neck on the line. :-(
Wes Craven's A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (1984, 91 min.) on DVD.
ReplyDeleteFreddy beaten by Nancy's Acme Tools kit.
or
#Junesploitation patron saint John Saxon strikes again!
Now it is I who is the one that is beaten!
DeleteBetter luck tomorrow... NOT! :-P
Delete1408 (2007)
ReplyDeleteHalf the budget spent on Jackson's f-bomb
or
The wifi password is "1408 is lit."
or
Let's make room 237 an entire movie.
[REC] (2007, 78 min.) on Hulu for the first time.
ReplyDeleteApartment-bound, virus-stricken Spaniards snap... tonight at 10!
Boris Karloff in BEFORE I HANG (1940, 62 min.) on Amazon Prime for the first time.
ReplyDeleteEven legends had to make mortgage payments.
Phantasm IV: Oblivion (1998, dir. Don Coscarelli)
ReplyDeleteMike grew nicely into that Richard-E.-Grant look.
John R. Leonetti's WOLVES AT THE DOOR (2017, 78 min.) on HBOGo for the first time.
ReplyDeleteManson murders as "artsy" home invasion slasher.
or
Hope Polanski's assistant deletes this from DVR.
The Beyond (1981, Dir. Lucio Fulci)
ReplyDeleteFulci shouting at spiders: "Eat slower. SLOWER!"
American Mary (2012)
ReplyDeleteBut I thought women didn’t direct horror.
Eaten Alive (1976)
ReplyDeleteThe scythe looks rather fiddly to wield.
Mandy (2018)
ReplyDeleteHallucinogenic gloop: a dish best served cold
Puppet Master (1989)
ReplyDeleteThey’re not dolls. They’re evil action puppets.
Puppet master II (1990)
ReplyDeleteThey always taken advantage of the puppets.
Asylum (1972)
ReplyDeletePeter Cushing is a terrible Fairy Godmother
And
DeleteThough still awesome in every other respect
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteMy first time, I'm 39 (I know, I know...)
Couldn't possibly live up to the hype.
After
I'm almost forty! Why am I shaking?!?
The Howling (1981)
THE. DOOR'S. RIGHT. THERE. Run, Karen! RUN!
or
Animated werewolf sex. Ralph Bakshi's The Howling?
LORD OF ILLUSIONS (1995)
ReplyDeleteThose are the scariest polygons ever seen.
THE HOWLING (1981)
ReplyDeleteI forgot Tom Atkins was in this?
SILENT HILL (2006)
ReplyDeleteEven after podcast...still a little confusing.
Prince of Darkness (1987, dir. John Carpenter)
ReplyDeleteStalking can be an effective dating tactic!
Or
Jesus was a Race Car Driver Scientist?
HALLOWEEN (2018)
ReplyDeleteJudy Greer...will you be my mom?
THE STRANGERS: PREY AT NIGHT (2018)
ReplyDeleteI guess she lost her British accent.
Suspiria (1977, dir. Dario Argento)
ReplyDeleteNew band name – Maggots In The Attic
Phantasm II (1988)
ReplyDeleteI'm lucky! You're lucky! Reggie Bannister's lucky!
The Void (2016)
ReplyDeleteunknown horrors in eighties practical effects homage
Child's Play (1988)
ReplyDeleteAnother reason why commercialization is literally evil.
Side bar: This first half of this movie before Chucky becomes animated is incredibly unnerving. Out of all the horror movies I've watched lately, this is the only one that got to me at times. It holds up pretty well but unfortunately I remember just how bad Bride of Chucky is.
Blackenstein (1973)
ReplyDeleteForehead requirements confirmed by screen actor’s guild.
God Told Me To (1976)
ReplyDeleteYou want me to put what where?
The Asphyx (1972)
ReplyDeleteFather-in-law creates first snuff film.
I've lost online female friends because of me recommending them this film, then they get extremely upset that Christina decides to humor Cunningham by putting her neck on the line. :-(
DeleteScream and Scream Again (1970)
ReplyDeleteIt's more like What?! and What?! Again.
Abbott & Costello meet Frankenstein (1948)
ReplyDeleteOh Chic... CHIC ..... You can have Mary
From Mickey from Michigan
Satan's Little Helper (2004)
ReplyDeleteFact: The perfect Hill House Hangover Cure!
The Invitation (2016, dir. Karyn Kusama)
ReplyDeleteThe Red Lantern Corps sure is persuasive.
Night of the Comet (1984)
ReplyDeleteWe could use one of those comets.
Taste the Blood of Dracula (1970, dir. Peter Sasdy)
ReplyDeleteJust watched. Don't know how Dracula died.
Popcorn (1991)
ReplyDeletePhantom of the Megaplex meets Tourist Trap
Silent Hill (2006, dir. Christophe Gans)
ReplyDeleteOnly one way to skin a cultist
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
ReplyDeleteSuggesting someone eats fava beans too disturbing.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteGhost costume AND mask? Michael’s a hack.
Halloween (2018)
ReplyDeleteGas station bathrooms now even less appealing.
The Haunting of Hill House (2018)
ReplyDeleteDeath house no match for family reconciliation.
Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985)
ReplyDeleteLack of Jason compensated with extra Fun!
The Halloween Tree (1993)
ReplyDeletePip must be pretty cool, appendicitis notwithstanding.
Mad Monster Party? (1967)
ReplyDeleteDoes the title expect us to know?
NIGHT OF THE DEMONS (1988)
ReplyDeleteSo that's where you store your lipstick.
The Fly (1986, dir. David Cronenberg)
ReplyDeleteWhat’s worse than no ears? Back hair
My Boyfriend's Back (1993)
ReplyDelete"Read this to plug our new episode"
This is Mike Delaney btw
DeleteMayhem (2017)
ReplyDeleteMore like Meh-hem; bad workplace, bad movie.
The Clonus Horror a.k.a Parts (1979) (first time watch)
ReplyDeleteJust clone Paulette Breen over and over.
It Follows (2014)
ReplyDeleteWere those happy tissues or sad tissues?
Child's Play (1988)
ReplyDeleteLiked the movie, LOVED Karen's Chicago apartment
The Witch in the Window (2018)
ReplyDeleteThat's one heck of a nice view
Hatchet (2006)
ReplyDeleteIf only the movie had some gore.
Hatchet II (2010)
ReplyDeleteMark Jones would love directing Danielle Harris.
Unfriended: Dark Web (2018)
ReplyDeleteJust restart your computer. That usually works.
Silent Hill: Revelation (2012):
ReplyDeleteEven I can admit this one blows.
HOWLING II: YOUR SISTER IS A WEREWOLF
ReplyDeleteaka HOWLING II: STIRBA-WEREWOLF BITCH (1985)
New Wave Christopher Lee=BEST...ROLE...EVER!
Triangle (2009)
ReplyDeleteSeagulls always looking for a free lunch
Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994)
ReplyDeleteCan we agree that Rocky's the best?
Salem's Lot (1979)
ReplyDeleteAntiques dealer harassed by uncultured New Englanders.
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ReplyDeleteSorority House Massacre (1986) Dir. Carol Frank
ReplyDeleteSpecial skills include: surfing, organizing and hypnotherapy!
Demon Seed
ReplyDelete"Alexa! How do lobotomies and pregnancy work?"
14 Cameras (2018)
ReplyDelete...featuring cinema's most capable, entrepeneurial mouth breather...
The Dark (2018)
ReplyDeleteWow. Amazingly impressive debut. Loved this one!
Halloween (2018) 2nd watch.
ReplyDeleteI got peanut butter on my penis
Yeahhhh, wtf was that
DeleteHalloween H20: Abandoned CW pilot turned into Halloween sequel.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh I literally laughed out loud. I seriously hope this one gets readnon air because that’s exactly what this movie is like.
DeleteThe Brood (1979)
ReplyDeleteMore like Village of These Damned Kids
Drive In Massacre (1976)
ReplyDeleteCheap movies, cheap snacks, beheadings are free!
I recently watched the film at a drive-in. The setting made the film more enjoyable than it probably would have been seeing it at home.
DeleteHalloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteShould babysitters be on phone this much?
Toe-tully!
DeleteCarrie (1976)
ReplyDeleteGirls are mean and Mama has issues.
Phantasm IV: Oblivion (1998)
ReplyDeleteActually paying off stuff foreshadowed in 1979.
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
ReplyDeleteVlad the Impaler? Ouch, that really hurts!
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)
ReplyDeleteThe one where Laurie works full-time.
The Skeleton Key
ReplyDeleteInstead of “GET OUT” it’s “GET IN”
Salem's Lot (1979)
ReplyDeleteBonnie Bedelia's vampire eyes: worth the wait.
Halloween (2018)
ReplyDeleteDr. Loomis isn’t the worst psychiatrist anymore.
Final Destination 3 (2006)
ReplyDeleteThe tanning bed scene is cinematic greatness.
Sometimes They Come Back (1991)
ReplyDeleteGreasers, New England, I’m with the King.
The House That Dripped Blood (1970)
ReplyDeleteThere’s always one house in a neighborhood
It Comes at Night (2017)
ReplyDeleteThe Thing minus the budget and effects.
This Movie gets a lot of shit, but I really like it.
DeleteI enjoyed it a good bit.
DeleteHalloween (1978):
ReplyDeleteMan, the sex just goes on FOREVER.
How many times do you think we are going to have to explain in 10 years what his taking the phone off the hook does?
DeletePhantasm: Ravager (2016)
ReplyDeleteCGI not as bad as everyone says.
Caltiki, the Immortal Monster (1959)
ReplyDeleteMonster attacking? No bullets? Try shaking gun!
Asylum (1972)
ReplyDeleteWill the real Starr please stand up.
Horror Express (1972)
ReplyDeleteIf Cushing and Lee board train, don't!
Sleepaway Camp (1983)
ReplyDeleteDefinitely a controversial Salute Your Shorts episode
Hell House LLC
ReplyDeleteI have been to worse opening nights.
The House of the Devil (2009)
ReplyDeleteExtra anchovies or not, someone's getting pregnant.
The Changeling (1980)
ReplyDeleteGeorge C. Scott yells at a house.
Urban Legend (1998)
ReplyDeleteDespite hating everything, Mikey liked Urban Legend
SON OF FRANKENSTEIN (1939)
ReplyDeleteSee, you can never trust a Frankenstein.
Or
Lugosi steals show. All downhill from here.
Seven in Heaven (2018)
ReplyDeleteMore like 94 minutes in slumber.
ParaNorman (2012)
ReplyDeletePuritan zombies struggle to clear their throats.
Evil Dead II (1987)
ReplyDeleteAppreciate the intensity, Annie, but read faster.
Scars of Dracula (1970, dir. Roy Ward Baker)
ReplyDeleteBiggest Shock: Dracula can hold a conversation.
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ReplyDeleteDie Marianne, Screaming (1971)
ReplyDeleteWait, this ISN’T the Leonard Cohen tune
Island of Death (1976)
ReplyDeleteMan seeks G.O.A.T. status, falls for goat.
Halloween H20 (1998 Steve Miner)
ReplyDeleteHalloween H20 and the shape of water
Halloween (2018)
ReplyDelete*spoilers below
So now they kill kids in these?