Martin Scorsese's SHUTTER ISLAND (2010, 138 min.) on Hulu."The Village" equivalent of Scorsese's illustruous career.
Except I would say that Shutter Island has much more rewatch value than The Village.
I wouldn't say that at all.
This was a rewatch, and neither it or "The Village" offer much repeat viewing bang besides good acting, pretty pictures and memorable music.
George A. Romero's SEASON OF THE WITCH, aka HUNGRY WIVES (1972, 89 min.) on Amazon Prime.Feminist fantasy falters fast; ferociously foul fashions.
Lifeforce (1985)Everyone's painful screaming game is on point.
The Son of Dr. Jekyll (1951) Ok, take some liberties with the original...
Daughter of Dr. Jekyll (1957) Jekyll: “Human werewolf staked through the heart”
Unsane 2018Soderbergh has cheat codes on his iphone!
Mirrors + The Bye Bye Man + Wish UponThis triple feature's my homage to FThisMovie
Oculus (2013)"Can Mike Flanagan make a bad film?"
Summer of Fear (1978) aka. Stranger in Our House Lee Purcell and Linda Blair catfighting. Cool! orNo one thought to check her background?
Red Eye (2005)Cilian Murphy is a discount Darth Vader orThat scarf makes you neck look pierced
The Birds (1963)“I thought we had a deal, birds!”
Roger Corman's CREATURE FROM THE HAUNTED SEA (1961, 60 min.) on Amazon Prime for the first time.Hourlong flick? Longest week of my life!orCorman's "The Creature of Sierra Madre." A-FUCKING-VOID!
Monster House (2006)From those that brought you 'Pringles Dick'
Don't forget "Chicken Noodle Dick."
THE HOUSE THAT SCREAMED (1970) – On Amazon Prime in a Double Dose of Horror package.Atmospheric Spanish horror that requires some patience,But it is rewarded by the conclusion.OrThe most elegant WIP movie ever made?
Burnt Offerings (1976) Cameo appearance by tree from Evil Dead.
Kolchak: The Night Stalker Episode 3Invisible aliens space travel in old Airstream.
HELLRAISER (1987) Pincushions never seen the same way after.... ORDemons apparently love puzzles and fetish wear!
Dead and Breakfast (2004)Seven words not needed: skip it.
House of Frankenstein (1944)Wolf Man's awkward tinder profile: kill me
Identity (2003)Awesome movie... right up until the twist.
THE LOST BOYS (1987) Insert greased up saxophone guy reference here.
Halloween Pussy Trap Kill! Kill! (2017)Please don't see this movie. No! No!
Truth or Dare (2017)Not the Blumhouse one. Surprisingly not bad.
Dracula (1931)Children of night...what pauses they take.
My coworkers want to know what I'm laughing at.
Creature (1985) No budget for Aliens ripoff? No problem!
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)Chew that scenery Thesiger. Chew chew chew!
Mandy (2018)Acid trip of Iggy Pop versus CageorCocaine is a hell of a drug.
Cube (1997)Pure terror to the power of three.
Hell Fest (2018)Screw catering, give me more Tony Todd!
Land of the Dead (2005)Better than Walking Dead since season 2.
The Shape of Water (2017)*Steven Tyler voice*: Love with an alligatoooor....
The House of Frankenstein (1944)Wolfmen, and the women who love them!
The Battery (2012)No one ever forgets their first time.
Hold the Dark (2018)Forget, did trailer feature “I feel good”?
Theatre of Blood 1973Hobos drink purple grog, kill rich snobsorDiana Rigg as moustachoied cross-dresser... still sexy
Savage Weekend (1979)Softcore porn disguised as slasher. No complaints.
The Monster Squad (1987)Does not look great with 2018 eyes.
The Town that Dreaded Sundown (1976)Bumbling cop comedy and then trombone rape.
Sleepaway Camp (1983, Dir. Robert Hiltzik)The crop-top budget must've been huge.
Scream For Help (1984)Just what Nancy Drew lacked: graphic sex
House III: The Horror Show (1989)Lance as a family man is hilarious.
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)Chris Hardwick gets what's coming to him.
MIRROR MIRROR (aka MIRROR/MIRROR) (aka MIRROR, MIRROR) (aka MIRROR on top of upside down MIRROR) (aka MIRROR on top of backward MIRROR) (1990)Karen Black, Stephen Tobolowsky, William Sanderson...sold.
The First Purge (2018)How did I guess it was Staten
The Love Witch (2016)What? No subtext to see here folks!
TALES OF HALLOWEEN (2015)More Alex Essoe please and thank you!
Def by Temptation (1990)My name? Bond, James Bond...the 3rd.
Creepers (1985)Why not make this 30 minutes longer?
GravyWas there a gravy reference I missed?
Intruders (2015)Rory Culkin meets his brother’s biggest fan
Diary of the Dead (2007)Samuel grew some fucking balls on Rumspringa.
Wish Upon (2017)Octagon outacts Ryan Phillippe. Few other Surprises.
Satan's Slaves (2018, dir. Joko Anwar)Toys would make better 7th birthday gift.
Dracula Untold (2014 - Gary Shore)The Master Vampire has some Olympic spirit.
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)This week on GRAPHIC MEDICAL MYSTERIES: Witches?
Night of the Living Dead (1968)I never liked Hangin' with Mr. Cooper
Countess Dracula (1971)Peasant blood is great for the skin
Revenge Of The Creature (1955)Gill Man is a major girl fan.
Niiiice.
Dead of Night (1977)How to frame someone as a vampire.
The Devil's Candy (2015)Scott Stapp wannabe channels Lord of Deviantart
Wishmaster (1997) -- Only way to defeat the friend-zone? Djinn.Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999) -- Tillaver is definitely the original Crazy Eyes.
Summer of 84 (2018)*Sees Stranger Things* Quick! Add porno mags!
Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason takes Manhattan (1989) Melted babyface Jason nearly made me urp.
Murder Party (2007)Cat, face melt, axe, chainsaw, how jejune.
Saw (2004)Shot on location in Patio Theater bathroom.
Salem’s Lot I’ll be the Philistine wanting more Vampire.
No One Lives (2013)Criminals beware: maybe don’t rob psycho killers
Return of the Living DeadResurrection Cemetery must be near Foreshadowing Lane
28 Days Later (2002)Why do the English have baseball bats?
Re-Animator (1985)West loves resurrection, is dick to pencils.
The Lords of Salem (2012): This Hocus Pocus sequel needs a haircut.
A Quiet Place (2018)My snoring girlfriend wouldn't survive one night.
Truth or Dare (2017) This game's DESTINATION seems kind of FINAL.
Tales From The Hood 2 (2018)At least I have a new episode
The Invisible ManNot an adaptation of Ralph Ellison’s book.
Deadly Friend (1986)Fun revisit of this Wes Craven classic.
There's Nothing Out There (1991)Whew, good. I was starting to worry.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)Riveting live radio broadcast from chili contest.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988):Wanna know how I got...more scars?
Communion (1989)Nobody dances after probing quite like Walken!
Day of the Dead (1985) Dir. George RomeroMore shouting than a Senate judiciary meeting.
But less tears and calendars.
Mama (2013) Hey, where's Albert Brooks and Debbie Reynolds?
Drag Me To Hell (2009)Slapstick demonic cabrones with tons of cahones
Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992, dir. Francis Ford Coppola)Yo, check out this Destination Wedding prequel.
Monsters (2010)This guy should direct a Godzilla movie!
Tales From The Darkside The Movie (1990)I'd marry a gargoyle if she converted.
Yoga Hosers (2016)Somehow, exactly what I figured it'd be.
Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist (2005)"This movie sucks.""Let's make it again!"
Wishmaster (1997)TallerBallerGirl with ear to call
Mad Monster Party (1967)More monsters! More songs! Almost entirely boring.
Eaten Alive (1976) Dir. Tobe HooperCrocodile's not the best pet, is it?
Bone Tomahawk (2015)This is a traditional western....OH SHIT!
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989, dir. Dominique Othenin-Girard)Not a good "killer uber driver" movie.
The Monster Squad (1987)My Blu-Ray is missing the bonus features.
Tales of Halloween (2015)Adrienne, Barbara, Caroline: MY ABCs of death!
The Predator (2018) Was hoping the Predator Killer was Arnold.
Sames
After School Massacre (2014, dir Jared Lee Masters)Can someone please After School Murder me
The Campus (2018, dir. J. Horton)The Happy Death Day I never wanted.
Let Us Prey (2014, dir. Brian O'Malley)You're the Satan, Satan. Love you, Davos.
Suspiria (1977)Oh great. Now snoring is super creepy.
The Invisible Man (1933)Now you seem him...now you don’t.
Paranormal Activity 2Who’s editing all of these home movies?
The Lodgers (2017)Mike Holmes could totally fix that shit.
Let Us Prey (2014)Don’t ever fuck with the onion knight.orGreat, the boss had a deeper cut. (See above)
Hell House LLC (2015, dir. Stephen Cognetti)What happened in there??Oh, a haunting.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)movie. just damn the best Halloween It's
Cube (1997)As if math wasn’t already frightening enough.
Truth
A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's RevengeNice try Elm Street Two Freddy's Revenge!
Zombeavers (2014)Zombeaver chomps on wood. Total dick move.
Extraterrestrial Visitors (Los nuevos extraterrestres) (1983, dir. Juan Piquer Simón)Kendall and Mike Pence - the long-awaited reunion.
The Evil Dead (1981)Didn't wrap Linda's wound... now it's inflected.
NIGHTMARE WEEKEND (1986)Somehow,dubbing doesn't make Midkiff sound worse.
The Nude Vampire (1970)Is this the prequel to Hotline Miami?
Martin Scorsese's SHUTTER ISLAND (2010, 138 min.) on Hulu.
ReplyDelete"The Village" equivalent of Scorsese's illustruous career.
Except I would say that Shutter Island has much more rewatch value than The Village.
DeleteI wouldn't say that at all.
DeleteThis was a rewatch, and neither it or "The Village" offer much repeat viewing bang besides good acting, pretty pictures and memorable music.
DeleteGeorge A. Romero's SEASON OF THE WITCH, aka HUNGRY WIVES (1972, 89 min.) on Amazon Prime.
ReplyDeleteFeminist fantasy falters fast; ferociously foul fashions.
Lifeforce (1985)
ReplyDeleteEveryone's painful screaming game is on point.
The Son of Dr. Jekyll (1951)
ReplyDeleteOk, take some liberties with the original...
Daughter of Dr. Jekyll (1957)
ReplyDeleteJekyll: “Human werewolf staked through the heart”
Unsane 2018
ReplyDeleteSoderbergh has cheat codes on his iphone!
Mirrors + The Bye Bye Man + Wish Upon
ReplyDeleteThis triple feature's my homage to FThisMovie
Oculus (2013)
ReplyDelete"Can Mike Flanagan make a bad film?"
Summer of Fear (1978) aka. Stranger in Our House
ReplyDeleteLee Purcell and Linda Blair catfighting. Cool!
or
No one thought to check her background?
Red Eye (2005)
ReplyDeleteCilian Murphy is a discount Darth Vader
or
That scarf makes you neck look pierced
The Birds (1963)
ReplyDelete“I thought we had a deal, birds!”
Roger Corman's CREATURE FROM THE HAUNTED SEA (1961, 60 min.) on Amazon Prime for the first time.
ReplyDeleteHourlong flick? Longest week of my life!
or
Corman's "The Creature of Sierra Madre." A-FUCKING-VOID!
Monster House (2006)
ReplyDeleteFrom those that brought you 'Pringles Dick'
Don't forget "Chicken Noodle Dick."
DeleteTHE HOUSE THAT SCREAMED (1970) – On Amazon Prime in a Double Dose of Horror package.
ReplyDeleteAtmospheric Spanish horror that requires some patience,
But it is rewarded by the conclusion.
Or
The most elegant WIP movie ever made?
Burnt Offerings (1976)
ReplyDeleteCameo appearance by tree from Evil Dead.
Kolchak: The Night Stalker Episode 3
ReplyDeleteInvisible aliens space travel in old Airstream.
HELLRAISER (1987)
ReplyDeletePincushions never seen the same way after....
OR
Demons apparently love puzzles and fetish wear!
Dead and Breakfast (2004)
ReplyDeleteSeven words not needed: skip it.
House of Frankenstein (1944)
ReplyDeleteWolf Man's awkward tinder profile: kill me
Identity (2003)
ReplyDeleteAwesome movie...
right up until the twist.
THE LOST BOYS (1987)
ReplyDeleteInsert greased up saxophone guy reference here.
Halloween Pussy Trap Kill! Kill! (2017)
ReplyDeletePlease don't see this movie. No! No!
Truth or Dare (2017)
ReplyDeleteNot the Blumhouse one. Surprisingly not bad.
Dracula (1931)
ReplyDeleteChildren of night...what pauses they take.
My coworkers want to know what I'm laughing at.
DeleteCreature (1985)
ReplyDeleteNo budget for Aliens ripoff? No problem!
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
ReplyDeleteChew that scenery Thesiger. Chew chew chew!
Mandy (2018)
ReplyDeleteAcid trip of Iggy Pop versus Cage
or
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Cube (1997)
ReplyDeletePure terror to the power of three.
Hell Fest (2018)
ReplyDeleteScrew catering, give me more Tony Todd!
Land of the Dead (2005)
ReplyDeleteBetter than Walking Dead since season 2.
The Shape of Water (2017)
ReplyDelete*Steven Tyler voice*: Love with an alligatoooor....
The House of Frankenstein (1944)
ReplyDeleteWolfmen, and the women who love them!
The Battery (2012)
ReplyDeleteNo one ever forgets their first time.
Hold the Dark (2018)
ReplyDeleteForget, did trailer feature “I feel good”?
Theatre of Blood 1973
ReplyDeleteHobos drink purple grog, kill rich snobs
or
Diana Rigg as moustachoied cross-dresser... still sexy
Savage Weekend (1979)
ReplyDeleteSoftcore porn disguised as slasher. No complaints.
The Monster Squad (1987)
ReplyDeleteDoes not look great with 2018 eyes.
The Town that Dreaded Sundown (1976)
ReplyDeleteBumbling cop comedy and then trombone rape.
Sleepaway Camp (1983, Dir. Robert Hiltzik)
ReplyDeleteThe crop-top budget must've been huge.
Scream For Help (1984)
ReplyDeleteJust what Nancy Drew lacked: graphic sex
House III: The Horror Show (1989)
ReplyDeleteLance as a family man is hilarious.
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
ReplyDeleteChris Hardwick gets what's coming to him.
MIRROR MIRROR (aka MIRROR/MIRROR) (aka MIRROR, MIRROR) (aka MIRROR on top of upside down MIRROR) (aka MIRROR on top of backward MIRROR) (1990)
ReplyDeleteKaren Black, Stephen Tobolowsky, William Sanderson...sold.
The First Purge (2018)
ReplyDeleteHow did I guess it was Staten
The Love Witch (2016)
ReplyDeleteWhat? No subtext to see here folks!
TALES OF HALLOWEEN (2015)
ReplyDeleteMore Alex Essoe please and thank you!
Def by Temptation (1990)
ReplyDeleteMy name? Bond, James Bond...the 3rd.
Creepers (1985)
ReplyDeleteWhy not make this 30 minutes longer?
Gravy
ReplyDeleteWas there a gravy reference I missed?
Intruders (2015)
ReplyDeleteRory Culkin meets his brother’s biggest fan
Diary of the Dead (2007)
ReplyDeleteSamuel grew some fucking balls on Rumspringa.
Wish Upon (2017)
ReplyDeleteOctagon outacts Ryan Phillippe. Few other Surprises.
Satan's Slaves (2018, dir. Joko Anwar)
ReplyDeleteToys would make better 7th birthday gift.
Dracula Untold (2014 - Gary Shore)
ReplyDeleteThe Master Vampire has some Olympic spirit.
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)
ReplyDeleteThis week on GRAPHIC MEDICAL MYSTERIES: Witches?
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
ReplyDeleteI never liked Hangin' with Mr. Cooper
Countess Dracula (1971)
ReplyDeletePeasant blood is great for the skin
Revenge Of The Creature (1955)
ReplyDeleteGill Man is a major girl fan.
Niiiice.
DeleteDead of Night (1977)
ReplyDeleteHow to frame someone as a vampire.
The Devil's Candy (2015)
ReplyDeleteScott Stapp wannabe channels Lord of Deviantart
Wishmaster (1997) -- Only way to defeat the friend-zone? Djinn.
ReplyDeleteWishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999) -- Tillaver is definitely the original Crazy Eyes.
Summer of 84 (2018)
ReplyDelete*Sees Stranger Things* Quick! Add porno mags!
Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason takes Manhattan (1989)
ReplyDeleteMelted babyface Jason nearly made me urp.
Murder Party (2007)
ReplyDeleteCat, face melt, axe, chainsaw, how jejune.
Saw (2004)
ReplyDeleteShot on location in Patio Theater bathroom.
Salem’s Lot
ReplyDeleteI’ll be the Philistine wanting more Vampire.
No One Lives (2013)
ReplyDeleteCriminals beware: maybe don’t rob psycho killers
Return of the Living Dead
ReplyDeleteResurrection Cemetery must be near Foreshadowing Lane
28 Days Later (2002)
ReplyDeleteWhy do the English have baseball bats?
Re-Animator (1985)
ReplyDeleteWest loves resurrection, is dick to pencils.
The Lords of Salem (2012):
ReplyDeleteThis Hocus Pocus sequel needs a haircut.
A Quiet Place (2018)
ReplyDeleteMy snoring girlfriend wouldn't survive one night.
Truth or Dare (2017)
ReplyDeleteThis game's DESTINATION seems kind of FINAL.
Tales From The Hood 2 (2018)
ReplyDeleteAt least I have a new episode
The Invisible Man
ReplyDeleteNot an adaptation of Ralph Ellison’s book.
Deadly Friend (1986)
ReplyDeleteFun revisit of this Wes Craven classic.
There's Nothing Out There (1991)
ReplyDeleteWhew, good. I was starting to worry.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
ReplyDeleteRiveting live radio broadcast from chili contest.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988):
ReplyDeleteWanna know how I got...more scars?
Communion (1989)
ReplyDeleteNobody dances after probing quite like Walken!
Day of the Dead (1985) Dir. George Romero
ReplyDeleteMore shouting than a Senate judiciary meeting.
But less tears and calendars.
DeleteMama (2013)
ReplyDeleteHey, where's Albert Brooks and Debbie Reynolds?
Drag Me To Hell (2009)
ReplyDeleteSlapstick demonic cabrones with tons of cahones
Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992, dir. Francis Ford Coppola)
ReplyDeleteYo, check out this Destination Wedding prequel.
Monsters (2010)
ReplyDeleteThis guy should direct a Godzilla movie!
Tales From The Darkside The Movie (1990)
ReplyDeleteI'd marry a gargoyle if she converted.
Yoga Hosers (2016)
ReplyDeleteSomehow, exactly what I figured it'd be.
Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist (2005)
ReplyDelete"This movie sucks."
"Let's make it again!"
Wishmaster (1997)
ReplyDeleteTaller
Baller
Girl with ear to call
Mad Monster Party (1967)
ReplyDeleteMore monsters! More songs! Almost entirely boring.
Eaten Alive (1976) Dir. Tobe Hooper
ReplyDeleteCrocodile's not the best pet, is it?
Bone Tomahawk (2015)
ReplyDeleteThis is a traditional western....OH SHIT!
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989, dir. Dominique Othenin-Girard)
ReplyDeleteNot a good "killer uber driver" movie.
The Monster Squad (1987)
ReplyDeleteMy Blu-Ray is missing the bonus features.
Tales of Halloween (2015)
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, Barbara, Caroline: MY ABCs of death!
The Predator (2018)
ReplyDeleteWas hoping the Predator Killer was Arnold.
Sames
DeleteAfter School Massacre (2014, dir Jared Lee Masters)
ReplyDeleteCan someone please After School Murder me
The Campus (2018, dir. J. Horton)
ReplyDeleteThe Happy Death Day I never wanted.
Let Us Prey (2014, dir. Brian O'Malley)
ReplyDeleteYou're the Satan, Satan. Love you, Davos.
Suspiria (1977)
ReplyDeleteOh great. Now snoring is super creepy.
The Invisible Man (1933)
ReplyDeleteNow you seem him...now you don’t.
Paranormal Activity 2
ReplyDeleteWho’s editing all of these home movies?
The Lodgers (2017)
ReplyDeleteMike Holmes could totally fix that shit.
Let Us Prey (2014)
ReplyDeleteDon’t ever fuck with the onion knight.
or
Great, the boss had a deeper cut. (See above)
Hell House LLC (2015, dir. Stephen Cognetti)
ReplyDeleteWhat happened in there??
Oh, a haunting.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)
ReplyDeletemovie. just damn the best Halloween It's
Cube (1997)
ReplyDeleteAs if math wasn’t already frightening enough.
Truth
DeleteA Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
ReplyDeleteNice try Elm Street Two Freddy's Revenge!
Zombeavers (2014)
ReplyDeleteZombeaver chomps on wood. Total dick move.
Extraterrestrial Visitors (Los nuevos extraterrestres) (1983, dir. Juan Piquer Simón)
ReplyDeleteKendall and Mike Pence - the long-awaited reunion.
The Evil Dead (1981)
ReplyDeleteDidn't wrap Linda's wound... now it's inflected.
NIGHTMARE WEEKEND (1986)
ReplyDeleteSomehow,dubbing doesn't make Midkiff sound worse.
The Nude Vampire (1970)
ReplyDeleteIs this the prequel to Hotline Miami?