You remembered. Well done sir. I'm not ashamed of my sweater fetish. It's those perfectly placed hands that do it for me everytime. I can't explain it. Get me the tissues....
Haha!! I couldn’t remember the exact thread but I know it was a topic of discussion a couple times. Now I think about it when I watch those early scenes. Between this and the fur coat this movie has some top notch winter wear.
Victor Sjöström's THE PHANTOM CARRIAGE (1921, 100 min.) on Turner Classic Movies for the first time.
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No sound? No classic 'Heeeeere's David!' line.
Edgar Wright's SHAUN OF THE DEAD (2004, 99 min.) on 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray.
ReplyDeleteSo good it makes farting deep, poignant.
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"Batman" soundtrack thrown? Definitely Prince's, not Elfman's.
WolfCop (2014)
ReplyDeleteWell, I've never seen THAT transformation before!
Darkness Falls (2003)
ReplyDeleteGreat opening credits! Time to clock out?
Jaws 3D (1983)
ReplyDeleteThose 3D effects are blowing me away!
Doctor X (1932, Michael Curtiz)
ReplyDeleteAhhh so whose face are you wearing?
SHADOWZONE (1990)
ReplyDeleteSecret underground science labs? Never good places.
Halloween: H20 (1998)
ReplyDeleteCould this be more 90's Dimension horror?
Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel(2018)
ReplyDeleteAccurately depicts boredom of morning talk shows.
Voices from Beyond (Voci dal profondo) (1991, dir. Lucio Fulci)
ReplyDeleteDirected and autopsy performed by Lucio Fulci.
KICKING ZOMBIE ASS FOR JESUS (2019)
ReplyDeletealso released as THE DEAD DON'T DIE IN DALLAS
Drag divas take on Christians and dead!
First Blood (1982)
ReplyDeleteFuck y'all... This is a slasher movie.
Creepshow 2 (1987)
ReplyDeleteWell, at least it's not Creepshow 3.
Happy Deathday 2 U (2019)
ReplyDeleteWishing thermal mechanics was the answer once.
Child's Play 2 (1990)
ReplyDeleteLike Part 1, wayyyy better than expected
Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland (1989)
ReplyDeleteI now realize the importance of plot
House Of 1000 Corpses (2003)
ReplyDeleteFound GUILTY! of entertainment at the Haig.
Black Christmas (1974):
ReplyDeletecreepy, but why it gotta be black?
oops my name is James lol
DeleteThe Devil's Rejects (2005)
ReplyDeleteWilliam forgot about Tiny. Pretty poor Forsythe.
Stuck (2007)
ReplyDeleteLike my girlfriend asked, where's my Combs?
Ghosthouse (1988)
ReplyDeleteWho knew giant clown dolls were scary?
Red Eye (2005):
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-James H
1408 (2007)
ReplyDelete"Your daughter's alive, psyche!" Too far room.
FRANKENSTEIN MUST BE DESTROYED (1969, dir. Terence Fisher)
ReplyDeleteBaron Frankenstein undoubtedly has the worst luck
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Perhaps Cushing's most ruthless performance for Hammer
Sweetheart (2019) dir. J.D. Dillard
ReplyDeleteWhatever it is, Kiersey Clemons has it.
Jacob's Ladder (1990)
ReplyDeleteWait, is THIS a Jacob's Ladder scenario?!?
"Vampires" (1998, Dir. John Carpenter)
ReplyDeleteDaniel became a vampire before Stephen did.
Zombie (1979)
ReplyDeleteHang on, there’s something in my eye.
Ghoulies II (1987, dir. Albert Band)
ReplyDelete̶G̶r̶e̶m̶l̶i̶n̶s̶ ̶C̶r̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶s̶ Ghoulies loose in the fairground.
Possession (1981)
ReplyDeleteAnd then they lived happily ever after.
Black Christmas (1974)
ReplyDeleteThat sweater is way better than mistletoe.
That is for you Dennis Xtro Atherton.
You remembered. Well done sir. I'm not ashamed of my sweater fetish. It's those perfectly placed hands that do it for me everytime. I can't explain it. Get me the tissues....
DeleteHaha!! I couldn’t remember the exact thread but I know it was a topic of discussion a couple times. Now I think about it when I watch those early scenes. Between this and the fur coat this movie has some top notch winter wear.
DeleteCall Felatio 555 for a good deal on warm but sexy clothing
DeleteInsidious (2010)
ReplyDeleteIt's the kid from Tony Starks funeral!
Infection (2004)
ReplyDeleteAlternate title: The Secret of The Ooze
Horror Express (1972)
ReplyDeleteHammer's The Thing but on a train.
Near Dark (1987)
ReplyDeleteThanks kindly to JB for this suggestion!
The Furies (2019)
ReplyDeleteEnds well, but sick of women killings.
Body bags 1993
ReplyDeleteThe Gas Station
Fake shemps and a perfect Werewolf homage
Craven's a natural. Raimi's a bit stiff.
DeleteThat's a good one
DeleteTales From the Darkside: The Movie (1990, dir. John Harrison)
ReplyDeleteHey, Remar! You only had one job!
Invisible Man (1933, James Whale)
ReplyDeleteMore like gathering swinging balls in May
Body bags 1993
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A Hairy Scary Male fairy tale
Body bags 1993
ReplyDeleteEye by Patrick's boy Tobe
Mark blames midichlorians for his darkside surgery
Candyman (1992)
ReplyDeleteWhy would you cheat on Virginia Madsen???
Incident in a Ghostland (2018)
ReplyDeleteCrazed killers less creepy than the dolls.
Body Bags 1993
ReplyDeleteWraparound story
Tobe Hooper gets final cut on Carpenter
Campfire Tales (1997)
ReplyDeleteScariest part is the lack of marshmallows.
Tales From The Darkside (1990)
ReplyDeleteIntroducing Blondie's cover of "Hot hot hot"
Neon Maniacs (1986)
ReplyDeleteSweet, free GWAR show under the bridge!
The Undertaker
ReplyDeleteNew to me Joe Spinell 1988
I genuinely never knew of this gem
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
ReplyDeleteFucksakes kid. At least send helpful messages.
HOME (2016)
ReplyDeleteFamily drama more interesting than spooky stuff.
The Collector (2009, dir. Marcus Dunstan)
ReplyDeleteJosh Stewart is TERRIBLE at saving people.
Shaun of the Dead (2004) Dir. Edgar Wright
ReplyDeleteDamn, same thing happened to my mom.
The Seventh Sign (1988)
ReplyDeleteRumers birth had more gravity than expected
The Seventh Sign (1988)
ReplyDeleteBiehn continues the trend of fathering saviors
Body Snatchers (1993)
ReplyDeleteDon't bring Lo Mein in the bathtub.
The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014)
ReplyDeleteOriginal title...The Forehead of Deborah Logan
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
ReplyDeleteWhere's the Beef? Oh, he just left.
Pumpkinhead (1988)
ReplyDelete"Uhm...was that speed bump wearing glasses??"
IT’S ALIVE (1974, dir. Larry Cohen) – First watch after sitting on the DVR for three years
ReplyDeleteParental love can take some weird directions
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A big manhunt for a tiny killer
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A tricky premise pulled off with flair
Zombieland: Double Tap (2019)
ReplyDeleteGood news! Everyone gets laid in zombieland!
Slugs (1988)
ReplyDeleteSweet giant, killer slugs! Unlike regular ants.
Spookies (1986)
ReplyDeleteFarting undead was the only amusing bit.
Friday the 13th Part VI
ReplyDeleteFinally the slapstick this franchise clearly needed
The Battery (2012)
ReplyDeleteOne of my best choices this month.
Nightbreed (1990)
ReplyDeleteWhere were you when Dan shot Keith?
CRAZY BITCHES (2015)
ReplyDeleteLet’s just say this wasn’t for me.
Arachnophobia (1990)
ReplyDeleteGuess what Jeff Daniels is scared of.
Candyman (1992)
ReplyDeleteHoney bee vampire has questionable flirting techniques.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteHow will Michael Myers operate without landlines?
Halloween (2018)
ReplyDeleteAnswer: He'd use a podcatcher and post
The Dentist (1996)
ReplyDeleteWithout question, Mark Ruffalo's finest acting performance.
The Believers (1987)
ReplyDeleteNo wonder Sublime had issues with Santeria
The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018)
ReplyDeleteTonight, I pray: never see this again.
Phantasm II (1988, dir. Don Coscarelli)
ReplyDeleteIt's good to see Jawas finding work.
Lifeforce (1985)
ReplyDeletePStew plays doctor with “overwhelming female presence”
The Girl on the Third Floor (2019)
ReplyDeleteSteer clear of third floor. Also, girls.
THE THIRSTY DEAD (1974)
ReplyDeleteMore like Flowing Robes of The Dead.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
ReplyDeleteBetter weapon: shotgun knife or thumb knife?
Stir of Echoes (David Koepp, 1999)
ReplyDeleteKevin Bacon and movie are abs-olutely fantastic.
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
ReplyDeleteOh well, at least Ben survived....shit!
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990, dir. John Harrison)
ReplyDeletePeak Remar way hotter than peak Slater.
No love for Peak Buscemi? :-P
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