Victor Sjöström's THE PHANTOM CARRIAGE (1921, 100 min.) on Turner Classic Movies for the first time.'Victor Sjöström' in English means 'Orson Welles.'orNo sound? No classic 'Heeeeere's David!' line.
Edgar Wright's SHAUN OF THE DEAD (2004, 99 min.) on 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray.So good it makes farting deep, poignant.or"Batman" soundtrack thrown? Definitely Prince's, not Elfman's.
WolfCop (2014)Well, I've never seen THAT transformation before!
Darkness Falls (2003)Great opening credits! Time to clock out?
Jaws 3D (1983)Those 3D effects are blowing me away!
Doctor X (1932, Michael Curtiz)Ahhh so whose face are you wearing?
SHADOWZONE (1990) Secret underground science labs? Never good places.
Halloween: H20 (1998)Could this be more 90's Dimension horror?
Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel(2018)Accurately depicts boredom of morning talk shows.
Voices from Beyond (Voci dal profondo) (1991, dir. Lucio Fulci)Directed and autopsy performed by Lucio Fulci.
KICKING ZOMBIE ASS FOR JESUS (2019)also released as THE DEAD DON'T DIE IN DALLAS Drag divas take on Christians and dead!
First Blood (1982)Fuck y'all... This is a slasher movie.
Creepshow 2 (1987)Well, at least it's not Creepshow 3.
Happy Deathday 2 U (2019)Wishing thermal mechanics was the answer once.
Child's Play 2 (1990)Like Part 1, wayyyy better than expected
Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland (1989)I now realize the importance of plot
House Of 1000 Corpses (2003)Found GUILTY! of entertainment at the Haig.
Black Christmas (1974):creepy, but why it gotta be black?
oops my name is James lol
The Devil's Rejects (2005)William forgot about Tiny. Pretty poor Forsythe.
Stuck (2007)Like my girlfriend asked, where's my Combs?
Ghosthouse (1988)Who knew giant clown dolls were scary?
Red Eye (2005): This shit could only happen in coach-James H
1408 (2007) "Your daughter's alive, psyche!" Too far room.
FRANKENSTEIN MUST BE DESTROYED (1969, dir. Terence Fisher)Baron Frankenstein undoubtedly has the worst luckORPerhaps Cushing's most ruthless performance for Hammer
Sweetheart (2019) dir. J.D. DillardWhatever it is, Kiersey Clemons has it.
Jacob's Ladder (1990)Wait, is THIS a Jacob's Ladder scenario?!?
"Vampires" (1998, Dir. John Carpenter)Daniel became a vampire before Stephen did.
Zombie (1979)Hang on, there’s something in my eye.
Ghoulies II (1987, dir. Albert Band) ̶G̶r̶e̶m̶l̶i̶n̶s̶ ̶C̶r̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶s̶ Ghoulies loose in the fairground.
Possession (1981)And then they lived happily ever after.
Black Christmas (1974)That sweater is way better than mistletoe.That is for you Dennis Xtro Atherton.
You remembered. Well done sir. I'm not ashamed of my sweater fetish. It's those perfectly placed hands that do it for me everytime. I can't explain it. Get me the tissues....
Haha!! I couldn’t remember the exact thread but I know it was a topic of discussion a couple times. Now I think about it when I watch those early scenes. Between this and the fur coat this movie has some top notch winter wear.
Call Felatio 555 for a good deal on warm but sexy clothing
Insidious (2010)It's the kid from Tony Starks funeral!
Infection (2004)Alternate title: The Secret of The Ooze
Horror Express (1972)Hammer's The Thing but on a train.
Near Dark (1987)Thanks kindly to JB for this suggestion!
The Furies (2019)Ends well, but sick of women killings.
Body bags 1993The Gas StationFake shemps and a perfect Werewolf homage
Craven's a natural. Raimi's a bit stiff.
That's a good one
Tales From the Darkside: The Movie (1990, dir. John Harrison)Hey, Remar! You only had one job!
Invisible Man (1933, James Whale)More like gathering swinging balls in May
Body bags 1993HairA Hairy Scary Male fairy tale
Body bags 1993Eye by Patrick's boy TobeMark blames midichlorians for his darkside surgery
Candyman (1992)Why would you cheat on Virginia Madsen???
Incident in a Ghostland (2018)Crazed killers less creepy than the dolls.
Body Bags 1993Wraparound story Tobe Hooper gets final cut on Carpenter
Campfire Tales (1997)Scariest part is the lack of marshmallows.
Tales From The Darkside (1990)Introducing Blondie's cover of "Hot hot hot"
Neon Maniacs (1986)Sweet, free GWAR show under the bridge!
The Undertaker New to me Joe Spinell 1988 I genuinely never knew of this gem
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)Fucksakes kid. At least send helpful messages.
HOME (2016) Family drama more interesting than spooky stuff.
The Collector (2009, dir. Marcus Dunstan)Josh Stewart is TERRIBLE at saving people.
Shaun of the Dead (2004) Dir. Edgar WrightDamn, same thing happened to my mom.
The Seventh Sign (1988)Rumers birth had more gravity than expected
The Seventh Sign (1988)Biehn continues the trend of fathering saviors
Body Snatchers (1993)Don't bring Lo Mein in the bathtub.
The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014)Original title...The Forehead of Deborah Logan
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)Where's the Beef? Oh, he just left.
Pumpkinhead (1988)"Uhm...was that speed bump wearing glasses??"
IT’S ALIVE (1974, dir. Larry Cohen) – First watch after sitting on the DVR for three yearsParental love can take some weird directionsORA big manhunt for a tiny killerORA tricky premise pulled off with flair
Zombieland: Double Tap (2019)Good news! Everyone gets laid in zombieland!
Slugs (1988)Sweet giant, killer slugs! Unlike regular ants.
Spookies (1986)Farting undead was the only amusing bit.
Friday the 13th Part VIFinally the slapstick this franchise clearly needed
The Battery (2012)One of my best choices this month.
Nightbreed (1990)Where were you when Dan shot Keith?
CRAZY BITCHES (2015) Let’s just say this wasn’t for me.
Arachnophobia (1990)Guess what Jeff Daniels is scared of.
Candyman (1992)Honey bee vampire has questionable flirting techniques.
Halloween (1978)How will Michael Myers operate without landlines?
Halloween (2018)Answer: He'd use a podcatcher and post
The Dentist (1996)Without question, Mark Ruffalo's finest acting performance.
The Believers (1987)No wonder Sublime had issues with Santeria
The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018)Tonight, I pray: never see this again.
Phantasm II (1988, dir. Don Coscarelli)It's good to see Jawas finding work.
Lifeforce (1985) PStew plays doctor with “overwhelming female presence”
The Girl on the Third Floor (2019)Steer clear of third floor. Also, girls.
THE THIRSTY DEAD (1974) More like Flowing Robes of The Dead.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) Better weapon: shotgun knife or thumb knife?
Stir of Echoes (David Koepp, 1999)Kevin Bacon and movie are abs-olutely fantastic.
Night of the Living Dead (1968)Oh well, at least Ben survived....shit!
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990, dir. John Harrison)Peak Remar way hotter than peak Slater.
No love for Peak Buscemi? :-P