Michael A. Simpson's SLEEPAWAY CAMP II: UNHAPPY CAMPERS (1988, Amazon Prime). First time seeing in HD.Behave, or Angela'll give a mean tongue-(s)lashing.or'Gargling feces.' The perfect metaphor for 2020.
Michael A. Simpson's SLEEPAWAY CAMP III: TEENAGE WASTELAND (1989, Amazon Prime). First time in HD.Truck versus teen equals one memorable entrance.orMichael J. Pollard's favorite movie. Wonder why.
Jim Markovic's SLEEPAWAY CAMP IV: THE SURVIVOR (71 min., DVD) for the first time."Silent/Deadly Night 2"-like, minus 'GARBAGE DAY!' Disjointi-vitis!
Robert Hiltzik's RETURN TO SLEEPAWAY CAMP (86 min., DVD)Inventive third-act phallic kills redeem memorable shitshow.orStarting to think Hiltzik's a one-trick pony.
The Hitcher (1986)No, not six! It’s seven minutes abs!
Repo The Genetic Opera (2008 dir. Darren Lynn Bousman)Life of a Repo Man’s always intense
Dream Demon (1988 dir Harley Cokeliss)For richer, poorer, headless or in health
30 DAYS OF NIGHT (2007, Dir. David Slade)Danny Huston fails as a Foster parent.
Scream, dir Wes Craven, 1996Post credit scene. Stu's parents come home.OrCraven's opening dutch angles give me life
Prometheus. 2012. Ridley ScottWhy is Guy Pearce in this movie?
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer, dir Danny Cannon, 1998That radio scam seemed complicated to organize.
LISA (1990) Just wait until Lisa gets on Instagram.
House of Wax (1953, dir. Andre de Toth)Get that paddle ball outta my face!
BLOOD AND CHOCOLATE (2007) Sick of sparkling vampires? Here’s sparkling werewolves!
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)Clearly, Romney was wrong; corporations aren't people.
House of Usher(1960)You sure Marks last name isn't O'Donnell?
House of Usher(1960)Madeline's all right. Its just the gaslight.
FRIDAY THE 13TH (1980) Teenage girl ironically quotes Hepburn then dies.
Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)Don't lie, they're more than guilty pleasures.
Hubie HalloweenJulie Bowen's character acted crazier than Sandler
BEAKS (1987) Buy a birdfeeder. Fill it with eyeballs.
DR. JEKYLL AND SISTER HYDE (1971, dir. Roy Ward Baker)Bates becomes Beswick by butchering beautiful bombshells.
The Witches (1990, dir. Nicolas Roeg)I HAVE THE BEST POTIONS. BEAUTIFUL POTIONS!!!
Perfect Blue (1999:USA) Director Satoshi KonGraceful, gratuitous, gruesome. Grateful for finding it.(Sorry if this is a repost, I couldn't find my earlier comment!)
The Raven (1963)Corman keeps unemployed actors off the streets.
HELLRAISER: JUDGMENT (2018) The stuffing’s gone out of this pincushion.
The Howling 1981Pervasive cultural references and Werewolf in-jokes
The Dark Half (1993)Stephen King and George Romero's Basket Case
Amityville Horror: The Evil Escapes (1989, dir. Sandor Stern)The movie's highlight: spotting Star Trek actors.
Frankenhooker (1991 - Frank Henenlotter) Should be 4th "great" Episode of Verotika.
The House That Jack Built (2018)Unexpected prequel to There's Something About Mary orIncident #6, Lars kills m'wife with pretention.
THE BABYSITTER (2017) Believing that Weaving is leaving me heaving.
Comedy of Terrors (1963)Geriatrics run amuck in one coffin town.
Terrified (2017)My neighborhood watch training didn't cover this!
1BR (2020)What if The Invitation was a co-op?
Wishmaster (1997)Look at my, p-p-p-poker face! Poker face!orWish to play Djinn Rummy with DivofforTammy Lauren is my 2020 spirit animal
Tales From the Darkside: The MovieWould undoubtedly let Debbie Harry eat me
HUBIE HALLOWEEN (2020):The thermos gag deserves a cinematic universe.
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)Tommy: "It's missing something... aha!" *pops collar*
Happy Death Day, dir Christopher Landon, 2017I would have kept eating the cupcake.
My Soul to Take (2010)It's been 10 years. It's a masterpiece!
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)Michael Myers never been such a Busta.
The Gallows (2015)ehhh it's a perfectly fine hang movie.
The Loved Ones (2009)This guy learned parenting from Donald Trump.
Shivers (1975, dir. David Cronenberg)Sex parasites? No!! From Barbara Steele? Reconsidering...
Black Box (2020)Doctor's treatment solves problem of expensive housing.
The Shining (1980)Family isolation causes insanity, you don't say?
Re-Animator (1985)Seeking Doctor with good head on shoulders
Patrick (1978)Patrick is a real piece of shit.
Hey, come on now! 🤯😵😇
Trick or Treats (1982)More justification to not have any kids.
The Gravedancers (2006) I wonder how Prison Break holds up.
Halloween 4 : The Return Of Michael Myers (1988)Blonde Michael Myers mask is still jarring.
THE BABYSITTER: KILLER QUEEN (2020) What A.I. writes after reading 10,000 screenplays.
Doctor Sleep (2019) Director's CutMovie really effective at ruining bath time.
Psycho II (1983)Wow, Robert Loggia really sticks the landing.
Books of Blood (2020)Books of Blood no Book of Blood.
Bats (1999)Stop recommending this Prime! Oh, Dina Meyer.
You're Next (2011)I like my brains over-easy not scrambled
BLOOD MANIA (1970):“Blood mania” is apparently just “being horny.”
Save Yourselves! (2020)Some funny moments. I kinda liked it.
Funny Games (1997)As fun as watching a phone dry.
Zombieland (2009)I followed rule 32 while watching this.
Scream 4 (2011) Dir. Wes CravenHalf the dialog is "Who wrote this?"
SNOW WHITE: A TALE OF TERROR (1997) Sigourney and Sam deserve better than this.
Ghost in the Machine (1993)This movie's fun bad. Shevonne Durkin's cute.
The Stuff (1985)Unorthodox diet craze: the pounds ooze off.
Mark of the Vampire (1935)Spooky and atmospheric until Barrymore shows up.
3 from Hell (2019)Otis sounds exactly like Will Forte here
Doctor Sleep (directors cut: 2019) director Mike FlanaganCan't sleep, Dick Holloran won't stop scatting
The Hidden (1987) dir by Jack SholderThrilled by the fire pissing dog's cameo
DRACULA REBORN (2015) More like Dracula Re-Boring. (I got nothin’)
Doctor Sleep (2019) dir by Mike Flanagan Choose life..or wait maybe choose shining
Friday the 13th: Part 2 (1981, dir. Steve Miner)Where we're going we don't need bras
Fright Night (2011)2011 somehow more sexually regressive than 1985.orShots intended for 3D really stick out.
THE GATE (1987, dir. Tibor Takács)Demon daddy gives gooey head. That’s gross.
VelociPastor (2018)Really bad late career project for Barney.
Suspiria (2018)Mennonite girl dances to Berlin, blows minds.
Hubie HalloweenDid Nick Fury appear after the credits?
RavenousI would be the first one eaten.
Creepshow (1982) dir by George A. RomeroEvil Leslie Nielson..sorry, just too good!
The Evil (1978)Hell's like a York Peppermint Pattie commercial?
The Monster Club (1981)Yes! Just press mute during the songs.
Fright Night (1985)Chris Sarandon, won’t you be my neighbor?
Dolls (1987)The Toy Story no one talks about.
Final Destination 3 (’06, James Wong)This movie’s pro safety regulations, anti litterbugs.
Felt (’14, Banker)Local filming locations are only good thing.
Hellbound Hellraiser 2 (198l)These aren't your mother's Jim Henson puppets!
Friday the 13th The Final Chapter (1984)Friday the 13th Reboot with Feldman?