Wesley Alley and Bradley Fowler's THE VOICES (2020, Con TV) for the first time; also available to stream on Amazon Prime.Slow burn drama climaxes in heart-wrenching mindfuckery.orBest movie of 2020? Not for everybody.
Wes Craven's VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN (1995, HBO Max)Even horror masters have car payments due.orNo laughs, zero frights? That takes skill.
John Landis' INNOCENT BLOOD (1992, Amazon Rental)Human or vampire, Robert Loggia's a beast!
THE RUINS (2008, HBO Max) for the first time.Never trust German tourist drinking 'XX' beer.orLikable characters make borderline silly premise amusing.
TOUCH OF DEATH (1988, Dir. Lucio Fulci) When I said "eat me", you misunderstood.
Bride of the Monster (1955 - Edward D. Wood)Inspired Lugosi performance - movie doesn't hold up.
Psycho (1960)This prequel to Pretty Poison's really weird
Texas Chainsaw 2 (Tobe Hooper)Never heard of headcheese before. Still confused.
Wishmaster (1997 Dir. Robert Kurtzman)Took a Riske on it. Wasn't disappointed.
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Graduation Day, dir Herb Freed, 1981So horney even the toupee comes off
THE HAND (1981, dir. Oliver Stone)Is it his murderous hand or not?OrMichael Caine again rises above the material.
Amityville 1992: It's About Time (1992)Huh, maybe I'm into DTV Amityville movies.
Amityville: A New Generation (1993)Oh, never mind, the honeymoon is over.
Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990)The naming convention. More horrific than Rambo
Happy Birthday To Me, dir J Lee Thompson, 1981I like watching people dance to discoOrJ Lee Thompson, now a favourite Journeyman
Tales From The Hood 3 (2020)TFTH 2 makes 3 look like 1
MARY SHELLEY’S FRANKENSTEIN (1994) It’s alive! Let’s roll around in goo!
The Neon Demon (2016)Small town girl cannibalised by Los Angeles
Doctor SleepVampire sales pitch: murder children, communal RVorMurder ghosts can be unleashed like Pokemon
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1949)“Plump as a partridge.” The hell, Bing?
KILLER WORKOUT (1987) I’m sweaty and exhausted just watching this.
The Lighthouse (2019)Ohhh, I get it...I get symbols.
Carrie (1976)The Jean Grey prequel Disney won't make.
Deep Red (1975)Another wonderful addition to the Christmas genre.
Creepshow 2 (1987)People die, but car batteries are invincible.
The Blob (1988, dir. Chuck Russell)Blub.Blub blub blub, blub.Blub blub.
SATANICO PANDEMONIUM (LA SEXORCISTA), 1975The sinful heart of a Mexican nun.OrIs the Devil abnormally attracted to convents?OrAdequate for #ScaryMovieMonth but better for #Junesploitation
Horror Express (1972)Murder you say, that's a bit inconvenient.
The Conjuring (2016)Iiiiiiii caaaaan’t heeeelp, falling asleeeeeeep with…(SNOOZE).
*The Conjuring 2
The Mummy's Curse (1944)It's like a game of Musical Monsters!
House of Dracula (1945)What if Dracula was all stretched out?
The Body Snatcher (1945)Boris Karloff can snatch my body anytime.
The Spiral Staircase (1946)Mute girl cured by murder...grandma's dead.
Curse of Frankenstein (1957)A little brain glass never hurt anybody
Scared to Death (1947)Bela Legosi accompanied by a threatening dwarf.
Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)The 40s version of The Monster Squad.
Master Minds (1949)The ol' switcharoo with a hairy dude.
House by the River (1950)I had to stop her from screaming.
Five (1951)The day after tomorrow but, like, yesterday.
The White Reindeer (1952)Your classic Finnish vampire reindeer horror film.
The Black Castle (1952)Boris Karloff's real name is Billy Pratt.
The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms (1953)That amount of fathoms...hard to fathom......
House of Wax (1953)Brilliant Frankenstein retelling with break away grossface.
Abbott & Costello Meet Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (1953)Boris Karloff batting for the monster cycle.
ANTRUM (2019) Better movie with or without the gimmick?
Them! (1954)It's Them! Who? Them. Who?!? Forget it.
Tarantula (1955)What's another thing we can make giant?
The Creature Walks Among Us (1956)It does and some lady fucked it.
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)I'd donate blood for that snake dance.OrThey be vampires?! What in the Hayek?!
Dracula (1931)Dracula sucks, but this movie does not.
StageFright (Deliria) (1987, dir. Michele Soavi)Viva Italia! Viva orrore! Viva Luigi Montefiori!
I Saw The Devil (2010)Puzzled by the nature of this game.
The Baby (1973)Everybody puts Baby in corner, closet, diaper.
Baby is good or gets cattle prod.It definitely is a messed up movie but is one that also entertains.
Of Unknown Origin (1982, dir. George P. Cosmatos)Robocop goes Rambo Home Alone with Willard
Started the “Getting Ready for SMM” ep this morning and completely forgot about posting reviews. Gotta catch up.Waxwork1988, dir. Anthony HickoxTerrible teens turn to tepid tallow tales
Wishmaster (1997, dir Robert "makeup effects extraordinaire" Kurtzman)Wish he'd grant wishes in good faith
Night train to terror 1985 The Architect from The Matrix meets Satan
The Chill Factor (1993)This must have been made by aliens.
Valentine (2001)Richards in Jacuzzi you know the drill.
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)It's a Saturday Night Live skit right?
Troll (1986, dir. John Carl Buechler)You're starring in a terrible movie, Harry!
The Curse of Frankenstein1957, dir. Terence FisherLee loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
-golf clap- ;-)
The Revenge of Frankenstein1958, dir. Terence FisherComing Soon! - “Dr. Franck Meets Dr. Acula”
The Evil of Frankenstein1964, dir. Freddie FrancisUpgraded lab leaves monster budget at Play-Doh
The Devil Rides Out1968, dir. Terence FisherHeroically LeVayen Lee saves stuffy British buffoons
Bones2001, dir. Ernest DickersonWith my mind on my maggots (andmymaggotsonmymind)
The Collector2009, dir. Marcus Dunstan“This sure feels like a ‘Saw’ ripoff...”
The Collection2012, dir. Marcus Dunstan*checks the director’s IMDb page*“Ah, gotcha”
THE THIRSTY DEAD (1974) Midsommar meets Logan’s Run? Sign me up!
Friday the 13th (1980) dir by Sean S. Cunningham - Uncut VersionMy God, almost skipped the middle chapters!
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) Interesting start to this Golden Girls episode.
Dusk to Dawn (1996)Savini's creation of cock gun...Chef's kiss
My favourite part! Perfect combination of silly and unexpected.
PROM NIGHT (1980) Heads are gonna roll at disco prom!
Psycho III (1986)Jeff Fahey’s penis lamp steals the movie
Eraserhead (1977)15.2% beer wasn’t a strong enough substance. OrCompletely mesmerizing, but seriously, what the fuck?
Scream 2, dir Wes Crave, 1997Thank goodness for Dewey's already scared skin
Tales from the Hood (1995)Undertaker into shit, trio in deeper shit.
1br (2019)Tom Cruise excitedly working on shared universe
Sleepwalkers (1992) with FTM commentaryPredated Millennials. Only ass eating is missing.
BLOOD OF THE VIRGINS (1967) Not convinced this is an actual movie.
War of the Worlds (1953)My favorite adaptation. Really does Wells well.
War of the Worlds (1953)The radio version was better!-Fifties twitter
Friday the 13th (1980)We’re the CIT’s so full of blood....
Stir of Echoes(1999) Nobody digs Orange Juice quite like Tom
Dead and Buried (1981)Lots of one but not the other.
The Beast Within (1982) Dir. Philippe MoraRonny Cox...you are NOT the father!
Is that a Maury Show reference? It made me laugh in any case.
Orphan (2009)One of the best 2000s horror movies
THE WITCH FILES (2018) I’ll stick with Fairuza Balk, thank you.
The Witch (2015)Selling your soul for butter? American confirmed.
GOOSEBUMPS 2: HAUNTED HALLOWEEN (2018, dir. Ari Sandel)Yeah... gummy bears. My favorite Goosebumps villain.
The Others (2001)Nightgown/robe/shotgun doing something for me.
The Rental (2020)My expectation every time I've booked Airbnb.
Psycho Beach Party (2000)This movie had psycho, beach, and party.
Man's Best Friend (1993)Ally Sheedy's haircut would be Rob approved
You get me, bud.
The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020)Is this breaking the rules? I'm sorry.
Bride of Re-Animator (1989)Has Dr West ever heard of Playdough?
WNUF Halloween Special (2013)Could have used a few more commercials.
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) dir by Steve MinerUndoubtedly the horniest movie of the series
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (82)Dr. Challis is a horny drunk. Relatable.
Halloween 4: The Return Of Michael Myers. (88)More like: The return of Donald Pleasence.
Halloween III (Wallace, 1982)Jeff Bezos VERY inspired by Conal Cochran
BLOOD TIES (1991) Vampires share hideout space with Shredder’s gang?
The Shed (2019) Dir. Frank SabatellaWhen you forget to schedule night shoots.
Fade To Black (1980)I smell sex and Ritz Crackers here.
Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985)Has legit become one of my favorites.
The Lie (2020)First it's stupid, then it's REALLY stupid.
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)I just can't not like Keanu Reeves.
Amityville 3-D (1983)Meg fucking Ryan shows up in this!?!
Night on Elm Street 4: The Dream MasterThose who cannot do live comedy, kill.
Friday the 13th Part III (1982) dir by Steve MinerREDACTED: This the horniest in the series
The Lost Boys (1988) dir Joel SchumacherMaskless, Michael. You're maskless, how's it feel?
Night Elm Street 5: The Dream ChildGuess HIPAA doesn’t exist on Elm Street.
The Beach House (2019)Purple haze , gooey glaze ruins edibles trip
Street Trash (1987)Join my Fantasy Junkyard Penis Throwing League!
The Beach House (2019)What if Lovecraft wrote a Calgon commercial?
Kiss of the Vampire (1963) Gaslighting cultist bloodsuckers? Sounds like the GOP!
From Dusk til Dawn (1996)Snake-I wish I was the snake.
Before I Wake (’16, Mike Flanagan)Weakest by this director is still good.
Ghost Ship (2002)Should've been a Scooby Doo episode instead.
The Innocents (1961)Stone cold masterpiece. Best creepy kid performances.
HAND OF DEATH (1962)Seems like a lost Outer Limits episode.(And not one of the better ones.)
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)Something bugged me about this Elm Street.
Fright Night (2011 Craig Gillespie)Cameo from “Van Helsing” CGI was surprising
Hell Fest (2018 Gregory Plotkin)Carnival plushie’s really are to die for.