Fred F. Sears' THE WEREWOLF (1956, TCM) for the first time.Silver bullet-lacking, moonlight-be-damned atomic age-powered lycanthropic "western."orWerewolf takes socks/shoes off? Freakin' 50's!
John Carpenter and Tobe Hooper's BODY BAGS (1993, Peacock)Carpenter wins 1993's Best Cryptkeeper Impersonation Award.
and apparently took acting lessons since The Fog.
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1992, Blu-ray)'Why can't Hilary Swank just go AWAY?'
Little Monsters (2019 - Abe Forsythe) Nyong'o as Caroline: Heroine of the Month!
HÄXAN (1922, dir. Benjamin Christensen)This Devil is having too much fun.
The Mummy (1959) Sometimes Hammer just does Universal Monsters better.
WHAT LIES BENEATH (2000, Dir. Robert Zemeckis) And the Luckiest Apple Award goes to...
The Devil's Rain, dir Robert Fuest, 1975 Shatner begins to morph into The Shape
Warlock, dir Steve Minor, 1989 What? I only get a fucking hammer?
The Addams Family (1991)Wish I grew up as an Addams
The Invisible Man (1933)What horror film has better opening sequence?
The Prey (1983)Really only for John Carl Buechler completists.
THE HAPPINESS OF THE KATAKURIS (2004, dir. Takashi Miike)Some horror thrown into the musical proceedings.OrFamily troubles, singing and dancing, dead guests.
Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986 Dir. Brian Gibson)Ending goes Manitou... But not FULL Manitou.
Quarter Manitou?
Half-assed "Manitou." ;-)
DR SLEEP (the recent pointless sequel to the SHINING) People are more haunted than creepy hotels.
SLASHER HOUSE (2012) Not everything has to be lit green.
A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)I've had GOOD dreams about cake stairs...OrDepp's mom, "This room is a mess"!
The Witches (1990)What’s with all the cross dressing witches?
Loved ones (2009)Someone is going in the burn book!
Horror Hospital (1973)Turn your head and Gough... Now wince!
Fantastic.
THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (1975)- First watch for ? years."Janet" "Dr. Scott" "Janet" "Brad" "Rocky" AgainOrStudio backing for this: only the 1970s.
SistersThere’s something wrong with my television screen.
Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985)Jason must have been vacationing in Manhattan.
Hello MaryLou: Prom Night 2 (1987)Fuck it! Hello Marylou is Canada's Grease!
Damn right it is!
Lifeforce (1985)Engaging widescreen view with great practical effects.orSpace vampires do not need clothes, thanks.
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The Hills Have Eyes Part II (1984, dir. Wes Craven)You get a flashback! And you get...
BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA (1992) What if Lucy's dresses were even bigger?
The Tingler(1959) Vincent Price drops acid, becomes Castle's freak.
Parents (1989) director Bob BalabanKid's just jealous his parents have hobbies
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)Doc you got something on your face.
Bram Stokers Dracula (1992)I Reeves for you my sweet Mina.
The Autopsy Jane Doe (2016)I so wanted her to be cake.
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)Karaoke song misleading about who will survive.
1408 (2007)Cusack's career still stuck in this room.
Holidays (2016)More like Holi-When will this be over..
Casper (1995)So children SHOULD play with dead things?
Fright Night (2011)Love the original, but remake is better.
Night of the Living Dead (1990)Love the remake, but original is better.
OR: You could say it's a hammer film.
Berserker (1987)The killer is an undead viking? Bearly
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)Don't sit so close to the television!
Prince of Darkness (1987, dir. John Carpenter)"Seen anything good lately?" always breaks ice.
Razorback (1984, dir. Russell Mulcahy)Maybe a dingo ate your... nope, warthog.
The Night of the Hunter (1955)Robert Mitchum can chase me any day.
Amen to that!
Donnie Darko (2001)This might be Patrick Swayze's best movie.
Cat People (1942)Erotic thriller about a true cat lady.
Hour of the Wolf (1968)Fewer wolves (and Neesons) than The Grey.
Son of Dracula (1943)Dracula was clearly not a good father.
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)It's fun to have a rooting interest.
Midsommar (2019)I just couldn't bear to watch anymore.
Us (2019)Horror version of BBC's I love 1986
Event Horizon (1997)I’m excited for the Scream Factory release.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)Dan's dream should've added a Freddy Segway.
Hush (2016)Writer finds voice while hand gets mangled
THE BOY (2016) That Lauren Cohan is quite a… doll.
The Fury (1974, dir. Brian de Palma)Actor/Director Cassavetes is really blowin' up!
*1978
Dolls (1987)Mark Jones: "Visited there once. Short trip!"
Don't Torture a Duckling (1972)I'll torture whatever I want, Lucio Fulci.
Blair Witch (2016)Was probably more effective in the theater.
Friday the 13th Part 2, Steve Minor, 1981 Mark's training for reverse wheelchair backwards race
PSYCHO, 1998Shot for shot remake with more butthole
Blood Rage (1987) director John GrissmerExplores man's duality, and Louise Lasser's polarity
Evil Dead IIGood luck getting that security deposit back.
SCRE4M (2011)MY F4VORITE SC4RY P4RT 4 FR4NCHISE ENTRY
Haunt (2019)That's one way to use a hammer!
Ready or Not (2019)Just a really fun movie...love it
Haunt (2019) Made masks even less enjoyable than 2020.
Eli (2019)Not all doctors agree on the science
The Shed (Sabatella, 2019)Does NOT maximize use of Frank Whaley.
DEMONOID (1981) Ash Williams and Thing love this movie.
Tales from the Hood (1995)25 years later and things remain unchanged
HACK-O-LANTERN (1988):Everyone in this looks like old lunchmeat.
OMG LOL
Suspiria (2018)A remake?! Don't get bent outta shape!
Idle Hands (1999)Okay, but why is the blood glowing?
Psycho (1960)The origin story of Michael Richard Pence.
Cube(1997). Rubik's Cube game night goes horribly wrong.
The Night Stalker (1972) directed John Llewellyn MoxeyDracula's Leaving Las Vegas... via station wagon
Targets (1968, dir. Peter Bogdanovich)Really wish this was dated and irrelevant.
The Pit and the Pendulum (1991)Alright alright, gunpowder granny won me over.
Blade II (2002)Don't like those penis looking bitey things.
Daybreakers (2009)Best of Heartbreakers, Daybreakers, Spring Breakers trilogy...
CITY OF THE DEAD (1960)Whitewood, the foggiest town in New England.
The Invisible Man (2020)If only there were someone to call.
Underwater (2020)Bradley Whitford, this one is for you.
Halloween (1978)Joan Crawford's daughter would have been fucked.
EL MONSTER DEL MAR (2012) Somebody’s seen too many Russ Meyer movies.
Doctor Sleep (2019) Thought bartender was Larry Fessenden entire time.
The Tingler (’59, William Castle)Goofy, not scary yet a surprising ending.
The Innocents (1961)Always check Glassdoor before accepting a job.
Night of the Comet (1984)Everyone evaporating doesn’t seem that scary anymore.
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)Tommy lives?! Drowning in questions. Please help!
Fred F. Sears' THE WEREWOLF (1956, TCM) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteSilver bullet-lacking, moonlight-be-damned atomic age-powered lycanthropic "western."
or
Werewolf takes socks/shoes off? Freakin' 50's!
John Carpenter and Tobe Hooper's BODY BAGS (1993, Peacock)
ReplyDeleteCarpenter wins 1993's Best Cryptkeeper Impersonation Award.
and apparently took acting lessons since The Fog.
DeleteBUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1992, Blu-ray)
ReplyDelete'Why can't Hilary Swank just go AWAY?'
Little Monsters (2019 - Abe Forsythe)
ReplyDeleteNyong'o as Caroline: Heroine of the Month!
HÄXAN (1922, dir. Benjamin Christensen)
ReplyDeleteThis Devil is having too much fun.
The Mummy (1959) Sometimes Hammer just does Universal Monsters better.
ReplyDeleteWHAT LIES BENEATH (2000, Dir. Robert Zemeckis)
ReplyDeleteAnd the Luckiest Apple Award goes to...
The Devil's Rain, dir Robert Fuest, 1975
ReplyDeleteShatner begins to morph into The Shape
Warlock, dir Steve Minor, 1989
ReplyDeleteWhat? I only get a fucking hammer?
The Addams Family (1991)
ReplyDeleteWish I grew up as an Addams
The Invisible Man (1933)
ReplyDeleteWhat horror film has better opening sequence?
The Prey (1983)
ReplyDeleteReally only for John Carl Buechler completists.
THE HAPPINESS OF THE KATAKURIS (2004, dir. Takashi Miike)
ReplyDeleteSome horror thrown into the musical proceedings.
Or
Family troubles, singing and dancing, dead guests.
Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986 Dir. Brian Gibson)
ReplyDeleteEnding goes Manitou... But not FULL Manitou.
Quarter Manitou?
DeleteHalf-assed "Manitou." ;-)
DeleteDR SLEEP (the recent pointless sequel to the SHINING)
ReplyDeletePeople are more haunted than creepy hotels.
SLASHER HOUSE (2012)
ReplyDeleteNot everything has to be lit green.
A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)
ReplyDeleteI've had GOOD dreams about cake stairs...
Or
Depp's mom, "This room is a mess"!
The Witches (1990)
ReplyDeleteWhat’s with all the cross dressing witches?
Loved ones (2009)
ReplyDeleteSomeone is going in the burn book!
Horror Hospital (1973)
ReplyDeleteTurn your head and Gough... Now wince!
Fantastic.
DeleteTHE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (1975)- First watch for ? years.
ReplyDelete"Janet" "Dr. Scott" "Janet" "Brad" "Rocky" Again
Or
Studio backing for this: only the 1970s.
Sisters
ReplyDeleteThere’s something wrong with my television screen.
Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985)
ReplyDeleteJason must have been vacationing in Manhattan.
Hello MaryLou: Prom Night 2 (1987)
ReplyDeleteFuck it! Hello Marylou is Canada's Grease!
Damn right it is!
DeleteLifeforce (1985)
ReplyDeleteEngaging widescreen view with great practical effects.
or
Space vampires do not need clothes, thanks.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteThe Hills Have Eyes Part II (1984, dir. Wes Craven)
ReplyDeleteYou get a flashback! And you get...
BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA (1992)
ReplyDeleteWhat if Lucy's dresses were even bigger?
The Tingler(1959) Vincent Price drops acid, becomes Castle's freak.
ReplyDeleteParents (1989) director Bob Balaban
ReplyDeleteKid's just jealous his parents have hobbies
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
ReplyDeleteDoc you got something on your face.
Bram Stokers Dracula (1992)
ReplyDeleteI Reeves for you my sweet Mina.
The Autopsy Jane Doe (2016)
ReplyDeleteI so wanted her to be cake.
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
ReplyDeleteKaraoke song misleading about who will survive.
1408 (2007)
ReplyDeleteCusack's career still stuck in this room.
Holidays (2016)
ReplyDeleteMore like Holi-When will this be over..
Casper (1995)
ReplyDeleteSo children SHOULD play with dead things?
Fright Night (2011)
ReplyDeleteLove the original, but remake is better.
Night of the Living Dead (1990)
ReplyDeleteLove the remake, but original is better.
OR:
DeleteYou could say it's a hammer film.
Berserker (1987)
ReplyDeleteThe killer is an undead viking? Bearly
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
ReplyDeleteDon't sit so close to the television!
Prince of Darkness (1987, dir. John Carpenter)
ReplyDelete"Seen anything good lately?" always breaks ice.
Razorback (1984, dir. Russell Mulcahy)
ReplyDeleteMaybe a dingo ate your... nope, warthog.
The Night of the Hunter (1955)
ReplyDeleteRobert Mitchum can chase me any day.
Amen to that!
DeleteDonnie Darko (2001)
ReplyDeleteThis might be Patrick Swayze's best movie.
Cat People (1942)
ReplyDeleteErotic thriller about a true cat lady.
Hour of the Wolf (1968)
ReplyDeleteFewer wolves (and Neesons) than The Grey.
Son of Dracula (1943)
ReplyDeleteDracula was clearly not a good father.
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
ReplyDeleteIt's fun to have a rooting interest.
Midsommar (2019)
ReplyDeleteI just couldn't bear to watch anymore.
Us (2019)
ReplyDeleteHorror version of BBC's I love 1986
Event Horizon (1997)
ReplyDeleteI’m excited for the Scream Factory release.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)
ReplyDeleteDan's dream should've added a Freddy Segway.
Hush (2016)
ReplyDeleteWriter finds voice while hand gets mangled
THE BOY (2016)
ReplyDeleteThat Lauren Cohan is quite a… doll.
The Fury (1974, dir. Brian de Palma)
ReplyDeleteActor/Director Cassavetes is really blowin' up!
*1978
DeleteDolls (1987)
ReplyDeleteMark Jones: "Visited there once. Short trip!"
Don't Torture a Duckling (1972)
ReplyDeleteI'll torture whatever I want, Lucio Fulci.
Blair Witch (2016)
ReplyDeleteWas probably more effective in the theater.
Friday the 13th Part 2, Steve Minor, 1981
ReplyDeleteMark's training for reverse wheelchair backwards race
PSYCHO, 1998
ReplyDeleteShot for shot remake with more butthole
Blood Rage (1987) director John Grissmer
ReplyDeleteExplores man's duality, and Louise Lasser's polarity
Evil Dead II
ReplyDeleteGood luck getting that security deposit back.
SCRE4M (2011)
ReplyDeleteMY F4VORITE SC4RY P4RT 4 FR4NCHISE ENTRY
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteHaunt (2019)
DeleteThat's one way to use a hammer!
Ready or Not (2019)
ReplyDeleteJust a really fun movie...love it
Haunt (2019) Made masks even less enjoyable than 2020.
ReplyDeleteEli (2019)
ReplyDeleteNot all doctors agree on the science
The Shed (Sabatella, 2019)
ReplyDeleteDoes NOT maximize use of Frank Whaley.
DEMONOID (1981)
ReplyDeleteAsh Williams and Thing love this movie.
Tales from the Hood (1995)
ReplyDelete25 years later and things remain unchanged
HACK-O-LANTERN (1988):
ReplyDeleteEveryone in this looks like old lunchmeat.
OMG LOL
DeleteSuspiria (2018)
ReplyDeleteA remake?! Don't get bent outta shape!
Idle Hands (1999)
ReplyDeleteOkay, but why is the blood glowing?
Psycho (1960)
ReplyDeleteThe origin story of Michael Richard Pence.
Cube(1997). Rubik's Cube game night goes horribly wrong.
ReplyDeleteThe Night Stalker (1972) directed John Llewellyn Moxey
ReplyDeleteDracula's Leaving Las Vegas... via station wagon
Targets (1968, dir. Peter Bogdanovich)
ReplyDeleteReally wish this was dated and irrelevant.
The Pit and the Pendulum (1991)
ReplyDeleteAlright alright, gunpowder granny won me over.
Blade II (2002)
ReplyDeleteDon't like those penis looking bitey things.
Daybreakers (2009)
ReplyDeleteBest of Heartbreakers, Daybreakers, Spring Breakers trilogy...
CITY OF THE DEAD (1960)
ReplyDeleteWhitewood, the foggiest town in New England.
The Invisible Man (2020)
ReplyDeleteIf only there were someone to call.
Underwater (2020)
ReplyDeleteBradley Whitford, this one is for you.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteJoan Crawford's daughter would have been fucked.
EL MONSTER DEL MAR (2012)
ReplyDeleteSomebody’s seen too many Russ Meyer movies.
Doctor Sleep (2019) Thought bartender was Larry Fessenden entire time.
ReplyDeleteThe Tingler (’59, William Castle)
ReplyDeleteGoofy, not scary yet a surprising ending.
The Innocents (1961)
ReplyDeleteAlways check Glassdoor before accepting a job.
Night of the Comet (1984)
ReplyDeleteEveryone evaporating doesn’t seem that scary anymore.
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
ReplyDeleteTommy lives?! Drowning in questions. Please help!