Tuesday, October 27, 2020

2020 Scary Movie Challenge Day 27

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  1. Danny Steinmann's FRIDAY THE 13th PART V: A NEW BEGINNING (1985, Scream Factory Blu-ray) with the Adam Green/Joe Lynch commentary track.

    Jason. Freddy. Michael. Leatherface. Pinhead. Angela. Roy?!?!

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  2. Danny Steinmann's FRIDAY THE 13th PART V: A NEW BEGINNING (1985, Scream Factory Blu-ray) with the supporting cast commentary track.

    Danny Steinmann, DGA pseudonym for "Amber Waves."

    or

    ♫ Break me a piece
    Kit Kat Bar ♬

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  3. Dan O'Bannon's THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (1985, Scream Factory Blu-ray) with cast commentary track.

    Marry James Karen. Fuck Trash. Kill Tarman.

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  4. Tom McLoughlin's FRIDAY THE 13th PART VI: JASON LIVES (1986, Scream Factory Blu-ray) with Adam Greenberg/Joe Lynch/director commentary track.

    Sheriff Garris gets bent out of shape.

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  5. Tom McLoughlin's FRIDAY THE 13th PART VI: JASON LIVES (1986, Scream Factory Blu-ray) with cast commentary track.

    Horshack left his heart in C̶r̶y̶s̶t̶a̶l̶ ̶L̶a̶k̶ Forest Green.

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  6. John Carl Buechler's FRIDAY THE 13th PART VII: THE NEW BLOOD (1988, Scream Factory Blu-ray) with director/Kane Hodder commentary track.

    Creatively bankrupt series officially running on fumes.

    or

    "You're one ugly motherfucker." Oops, wrong movie?

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  7. Scare Package, 2020

    So what does happen to the forskin?

    Or

    Alas! Twas stabbed by mine own hand

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  8. SAW IV (2007, Dir. Darren Lynn Bousman)

    The new kid's on the ice block.

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  9. NOTHING BUT THE NIGHT (1972)

    Dull thriller even with Lee and Cushing

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  10. FROM BEYOND (1986, Stuart Gordon)

    Better than Re-Animator? Inclined to believe it.

    Or

    Combs does so much with his face.

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  11. INTRUDER (1989, dir. Scott Spiegel)-

    A good way to end all-night marathon

    Or

    Grocery store: so many ways to die.

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    1. A good night, but the end of all of this fun is near. I feel like I am just warming up.

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  12. The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

    Solid shower sequence redeems terrible basketball scene.

    OR

    Even alleged younger sister looks about thirty.

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  13. . Sorority house Massacre (1986)

    Halloween, with less gore and more nudity.

    or

    How to describe gratuitous nudity? Dress-up montage!

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  14. House on Sorority Row (1982)

    That is a really bad practical joke.

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  15. . Sorority house Massacre (1986)

    Halloween, with less gore and more nudity.

    or

    How to describe gratuitous nudity? Dress-up montage!

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  16. Friday the 13th 3D, dir Steve Minor, 1982

    Who invited the 30 year old stoners?

    Or

    Shelly was a boy of infinte jest.

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  17. Slaughter House Rulez (2018)

    Michael Sheen, the best Sheen since Emilio.

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  18. BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1935)
    Dir. James Whale

    Doctor Pretorious: Here to fuck shit up.

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  19. BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA (1992)
    Dir. Francis First Coppola

    Oldman bites actors while Hopkins chews scenery.

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  20. Raw Meat aka Death Line, dir Gary Sherman, 1971

    Early 70s set design is kinda awesome

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  21. Dead Heat (1988 - Mark Goldblatt)

    Randi's life felt apart after reveal... literally.

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  22. Death Proof (2007)

    Full movie of John Wayne impression please

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  23. Little Evil (2017)

    "How little is this evil?" Mark Jones

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  24. Friday the 13th (2009)

    Best Friday the 13th since nineteen eighty-four.

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  25. Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

    Crossed afternoon of time to watch you...

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  26. TRILOGY OF TERROR

    Doll had enough of your SHIT, Karen!

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  27. Quatermass and the Pit (1967, dir. Roy Ward Baker)

    I, for one, welcome our insect overlords!

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  28. AUTOPSY (2009)

    Jessica Lowndes is awesome. Movie is… fine.

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  29. Sleepy Hollow (1999)
    What was with that carnivorous tree vagina?

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  30. Psycho (1998)

    How to improve perfection? Add a walkman

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  31. Stoker (2013)

    Matthew Goode really belts one out here.

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  32. The Fog

    Missing: Tom Atkins’ mustache. Thousand dollar reward.

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  33. In the Mouth of Madness (1994)

    White outfit for horror movie? Brave choice.

    Or...

    Frustrated, impatient Sutter Cane posts map online.

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  34. The Changeling (1980)

    House's all 'bout that bass, no trouble.

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  35. Fright Night 2 (1988) Director Tommy Lee Wallace

    Roger Linus shimmies like Jokers museum cronies

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  36. Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1989)

    Didn't she sang that song Rapture? Woah!



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  37. Killer Workout 1987

    Flashdance was yesterday. It is Slashdance baby!

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  38. Offspring (2009 Dir. Andrew van den Houten)

    Not well made. But fucking terrifying nonetheless.

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  39. AND HELL AWAITS (2016)

    What was this movie’s forehead sweat budget?

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  40. Army of Darkness (1992)

    Ash is in pantheon of heroic doofuses

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  41. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)

    Wherever the red dot goes... Ya bang!

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  42. Jason X (2001, dir. James Isaac)

    Should've been called Jason Takes Earth 2.

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  43. The Boy (2016)

    This Boy’s only rule: listen to Patrick

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  44. The Girl with All the Gifts (2016)

    So that's one type of distance learning.

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  45. R-Point (2004)

    R-Point, more like what is the point?

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  46. Madman (1981)

    That hot tub is a 100% cesspool.

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    1. And Gaylen Ross knows it. You can see in her face how disgusting it was to sit on that tub without clothes. :-P

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  47. Strangeland (1998)

    Amy Smart explains 90s chat room technology.

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  48. The Pit and the Pendulum (1961)

    She was not dead the whole time.

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  49. As Above, So Below (2014)

    French catacombs deserve better than this movie.

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  50. Communion (1989)

    Should have been called Dances With Aliens.

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  51. Let's Scare Jessica To Death (1971)

    Beautiful squatter is not the best roommate.

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  52. From Dusk Til Dawn (1996)

    Quentin Tarantino's best acting by a mile.

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  53. From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

    Vampire Richie more sympathetic than person Richie.

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  54. Jason X (2001)

    Where nobody can hear you scream eh?

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  55. Freddy Vs. Jason (2003)

    Would've been cooler in a Kane field.

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  56. Friday the 13th (2009)

    Guaranteed Dean's Impala must have broken down.

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  57. The Devil's Rock (2011)

    Demon and Nazis gives very 2020 vibes.

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  58. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)

    Got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies

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  59. A Nightmare in Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

    Age makeup required for 22-year-olds.

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  60. What Lies Beneath (2000, dir. Robert Zemeckis)

    Cinema's most famous whip users, finally together.

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  61. Hack-O-Lantern (1988)

    Amazingly, my fourth Hy Pyke flick seen.

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  62. The Addams Family (1991)

    Has a family friendly kind of horniness.

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  63. The Purge 2013
    Failure to plan, is planning to fail.

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  64. WNUF Halloween Special (2013)

    I never appreciated fake news until now.

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  65. Silent House (2011)

    Elizabeth Olsen shines in this icky movie.

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  66. Cube (1997)

    Ambitious premise is overshadowed by ones overacting.

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  67. Verotika (2019)

    Fred Durst, better director than Glenn Danzig.

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  68. Bloody Birthday (1981)

    Killer kids movie done right. They’re brutal.

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  69. Flesh Eating Mothers (1988)

    These moms are just craving your flesh.

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  70. A Tale of Two Sisters. 2003. Kim Jee-Woon

    Spoiler: Sisters are doing it by themselves.

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  71. Happy Halloween, Scooby-Doo! (2020)

    Batman Begins meets Mad Max: Fury Road

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  72. Open Water 2: Adrift (2006)

    Killer premise. First one's scarier. Underrated series.

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  73. The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

    Great, now I'm hungry for meat loaf.

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  75. The Mummy’s Curse (1944)

    How many tana leaves for a plot?

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  76. Wolfman's Got Nards (2020)

    I've watched so many Gravitas Ventures movies.

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  77. Hush (2016)

    Finally, a movie where the cat lives.

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  78. Death Spa (1988)

    Visiting a regular gym is torture enough.

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  79. Hour Of The Wolf (1968)

    I can watch real movies, I'm allowed.

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  80. Friday the 13th part 8 (1989)

    If Mike Tyson's Punch-Out had Fatality feature

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  81. The Company of Wolves (1984, dir. Neil Jordan)

    Most Canine Defenestrations in a motion picture

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  82. RIDDLE ROOM (2016)

    Riddle me this: why is she barefoot?

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  83. The Mortuary Collection (2019)
    That's not how childbirth works? I'm homeschooled.

    Or

    Fuck, marry, chill. All answers...Clancy Brown.

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  84. A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

    Nope, still a bag of hot garbage.

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  85. Splice (2009)
    Couple of scientists with record store cool

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  86. MADHOUSE (1974)

    Peter Cushing a better Skeletor than Langella?

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  87. The Mist (2007) Dir. Frank Darabont

    We should really close that portal soon...

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  88. Hack-O-Lantern (1988)

    ooooooh, 'hack' o lantern, I get it.

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  89. Fun Size (2012)

    You had me at Mike D's jacket.

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  90. Psycho IV: The Beginning (1990)

    Norman used Reese's Pieces to lure victims.

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  91. Omen III: The Final Conflict (1981)

    Feels a little too real right now.

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  92. Hubie Halloween (2020)

    Hubie’s hib-a-dee-dib-ity Halloween

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  93. Fright Night 1985

    Nosey virgin cock blocks next door neighbor

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  94. The Mortuary Collection (2019)

    The Leprechaun in Space of anthology flicks.

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  95. Intruder (1989)

    Clean up on aisle...all of them.

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  96. Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)

    Zestful, zealous, zany Zane zit zaps stragglers.

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  97. The People Under the Stairs

    Something something something Trump or Reagan joke.

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  98. Poltergeist III (1988)

    Doctor Seaton! Ahhh! Doctor Seaton!
    Uhh, yes?


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  99. HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES (2003):

    Always wondered how Dwight Schrute was radicalized.

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  100. 1BR (2019)

    Everyone knows LA is one big cult.

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  101. FRIDAY THE 13TH PART II (1981)

    Almost flawless. Needs more Vickie and Mark.

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  102. Cujo (1983) Dir. Lewis Teague

    Dee Wallace just can't catch a break.

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  104. Child's Play 2 (1990) director John Lafia

    Chuckie gets really into Judge Doom's dip

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  105. 31(2016)

    Better title? How about 'Rob Zombies Halloween'

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  106. DEATH BELL 2: BLOODY CAMP (2010)

    What if we replaced “fun” with “dour”?

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  107. Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)

    Anyone know what movie they were making

    or

    Better than I remembered. Still just okay.

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  108. The Monster of Piedras Blancas (1959)

    One of my favorite 1950's creature features.

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  109. Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994)

    Gee, everyone in Hollywood is sooo nice.

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  110. Happy Death Day (2017)

    Anyone who refuses a cupcake deserves death.

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  111. The Evil Dead (1981)

    Trees meaner than The Wizard of Oz.

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  112. Child's Play 3 (1991) director jack Bender

    Chuckie and sealed cardboard boxes? I 'ship

    Also

    This voodoo weather's such a cloud tease

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  113. Psycho II (’83, Franklin)

    Norman’s psycho, but other people are cruel.

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  114. Tragedy Girls (2017)

    The first ten minutes were really great.

    (The rest was all right).

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