Danny Steinmann's FRIDAY THE 13th PART V: A NEW BEGINNING (1985, Scream Factory Blu-ray) with the Adam Green/Joe Lynch commentary track.Jason. Freddy. Michael. Leatherface. Pinhead. Angela. Roy?!?!
Danny Steinmann's FRIDAY THE 13th PART V: A NEW BEGINNING (1985, Scream Factory Blu-ray) with the supporting cast commentary track.Danny Steinmann, DGA pseudonym for "Amber Waves."or♫ Break me a pieceKit Kat Bar ♬
Dan O'Bannon's THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (1985, Scream Factory Blu-ray) with cast commentary track.Marry James Karen. Fuck Trash. Kill Tarman.
Tom McLoughlin's FRIDAY THE 13th PART VI: JASON LIVES (1986, Scream Factory Blu-ray) with Adam Greenberg/Joe Lynch/director commentary track.Sheriff Garris gets bent out of shape.
Tom McLoughlin's FRIDAY THE 13th PART VI: JASON LIVES (1986, Scream Factory Blu-ray) with cast commentary track.Horshack left his heart in C̶r̶y̶s̶t̶a̶l̶ ̶L̶a̶k̶ Forest Green.
John Carl Buechler's FRIDAY THE 13th PART VII: THE NEW BLOOD (1988, Scream Factory Blu-ray) with director/Kane Hodder commentary track.Creatively bankrupt series officially running on fumes.or"You're one ugly motherfucker." Oops, wrong movie?
Chicago Mike's favorite entry!
Scare Package, 2020 So what does happen to the forskin? OrAlas! Twas stabbed by mine own hand
SAW IV (2007, Dir. Darren Lynn Bousman) The new kid's on the ice block.
NOTHING BUT THE NIGHT (1972)Dull thriller even with Lee and Cushing
FROM BEYOND (1986, Stuart Gordon)Better than Re-Animator? Inclined to believe it.Or Combs does so much with his face.
INTRUDER (1989, dir. Scott Spiegel)- A good way to end all-night marathonOrGrocery store: so many ways to die.
A good night, but the end of all of this fun is near. I feel like I am just warming up.
The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) Solid shower sequence redeems terrible basketball scene.OREven alleged younger sister looks about thirty.
. Sorority house Massacre (1986)Halloween, with less gore and more nudity.orHow to describe gratuitous nudity? Dress-up montage!
House on Sorority Row (1982)That is a really bad practical joke.
Friday the 13th 3D, dir Steve Minor, 1982 Who invited the 30 year old stoners? Or Shelly was a boy of infinte jest.
Slaughter House Rulez (2018)Michael Sheen, the best Sheen since Emilio.
BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1935)Dir. James WhaleDoctor Pretorious: Here to fuck shit up.
BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA (1992)Dir. Francis First CoppolaOldman bites actors while Hopkins chews scenery.
Raw Meat aka Death Line, dir Gary Sherman, 1971 Early 70s set design is kinda awesome
Dead Heat (1988 - Mark Goldblatt) Randi's life felt apart after reveal... literally.
Death Proof (2007)Full movie of John Wayne impression please
Little Evil (2017)"How little is this evil?" Mark Jones
Friday the 13th (2009)Best Friday the 13th since nineteen eighty-four.
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)Crossed afternoon of time to watch you...
TRILOGY OF TERROR Doll had enough of your SHIT, Karen!
Quatermass and the Pit (1967, dir. Roy Ward Baker)I, for one, welcome our insect overlords!
AUTOPSY (2009) Jessica Lowndes is awesome. Movie is… fine.
Sleepy Hollow (1999)What was with that carnivorous tree vagina?
Psycho (1998)How to improve perfection? Add a walkman
Stoker (2013)Matthew Goode really belts one out here.
The FogMissing: Tom Atkins’ mustache. Thousand dollar reward.
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)White outfit for horror movie? Brave choice.Or...Frustrated, impatient Sutter Cane posts map online.
The Changeling (1980)House's all 'bout that bass, no trouble.
Fright Night 2 (1988) Director Tommy Lee WallaceRoger Linus shimmies like Jokers museum cronies
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1989)Didn't she sang that song Rapture? Woah!
wrong brother. dq on gp.
Killer Workout 1987Flashdance was yesterday. It is Slashdance baby!
Offspring (2009 Dir. Andrew van den Houten)Not well made. But fucking terrifying nonetheless.
AND HELL AWAITS (2016) What was this movie’s forehead sweat budget?
Army of Darkness (1992)Ash is in pantheon of heroic doofuses
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)Wherever the red dot goes... Ya bang!
Jason X (2001, dir. James Isaac)Should've been called Jason Takes Earth 2.
The Boy (2016) This Boy’s only rule: listen to Patrick
The Girl with All the Gifts (2016)So that's one type of distance learning.
R-Point (2004)R-Point, more like what is the point?
Madman (1981)That hot tub is a 100% cesspool.
And Gaylen Ross knows it. You can see in her face how disgusting it was to sit on that tub without clothes. :-P
Strangeland (1998)Amy Smart explains 90s chat room technology.
The Pit and the Pendulum (1961)She was not dead the whole time.
As Above, So Below (2014)French catacombs deserve better than this movie.
Communion (1989)Should have been called Dances With Aliens.
Let's Scare Jessica To Death (1971)Beautiful squatter is not the best roommate.
From Dusk Til Dawn (1996)Quentin Tarantino's best acting by a mile.
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)Vampire Richie more sympathetic than person Richie.
Jason X (2001)Where nobody can hear you scream eh?
Freddy Vs. Jason (2003)Would've been cooler in a Kane field.
Friday the 13th (2009)Guaranteed Dean's Impala must have broken down.
The Devil's Rock (2011)Demon and Nazis gives very 2020 vibes.
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)Got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies
A Nightmare in Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)Age makeup required for 22-year-olds.
What Lies Beneath (2000, dir. Robert Zemeckis)Cinema's most famous whip users, finally together.
Hack-O-Lantern (1988)Amazingly, my fourth Hy Pyke flick seen.
The Addams Family (1991)Has a family friendly kind of horniness.
The Purge 2013Failure to plan, is planning to fail.
WNUF Halloween Special (2013)I never appreciated fake news until now.
Silent House (2011)Elizabeth Olsen shines in this icky movie.
Cube (1997)Ambitious premise is overshadowed by ones overacting.
Verotika (2019)Fred Durst, better director than Glenn Danzig.
That comment makes me want to BREAK STUFF!
Bloody Birthday (1981)Killer kids movie done right. They’re brutal.
Flesh Eating Mothers (1988)These moms are just craving your flesh.
A Tale of Two Sisters. 2003. Kim Jee-Woon Spoiler: Sisters are doing it by themselves.
Happy Halloween, Scooby-Doo! (2020)Batman Begins meets Mad Max: Fury Road
Open Water 2: Adrift (2006)Killer premise. First one's scarier. Underrated series.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)Great, now I'm hungry for meat loaf.
I mean they served it for the party!
This comment has been removed by the author.
The Mummy’s Curse (1944)How many tana leaves for a plot?
Wolfman's Got Nards (2020)I've watched so many Gravitas Ventures movies.
Hush (2016)Finally, a movie where the cat lives.
Death Spa (1988)Visiting a regular gym is torture enough.
Hour Of The Wolf (1968)I can watch real movies, I'm allowed.
Friday the 13th part 8 (1989)If Mike Tyson's Punch-Out had Fatality feature
Thumbs up! :-)
The Company of Wolves (1984, dir. Neil Jordan)Most Canine Defenestrations in a motion picture
RIDDLE ROOM (2016) Riddle me this: why is she barefoot?
The Mortuary Collection (2019)That's not how childbirth works? I'm homeschooled.OrFuck, marry, chill. All answers...Clancy Brown.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)Nope, still a bag of hot garbage.
Splice (2009)Couple of scientists with record store cool
MADHOUSE (1974)Peter Cushing a better Skeletor than Langella?
The Mist (2007) Dir. Frank DarabontWe should really close that portal soon...
Hack-O-Lantern (1988)ooooooh, 'hack' o lantern, I get it.
Fun Size (2012)You had me at Mike D's jacket.
Psycho IV: The Beginning (1990)Norman used Reese's Pieces to lure victims.
Omen III: The Final Conflict (1981)Feels a little too real right now.
Hubie Halloween (2020)Hubie’s hib-a-dee-dib-ity Halloween
Fright Night 1985Nosey virgin cock blocks next door neighbor
The Mortuary Collection (2019)The Leprechaun in Space of anthology flicks.
Intruder (1989)Clean up on aisle...all of them.
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)Zestful, zealous, zany Zane zit zaps stragglers.
The People Under the StairsSomething something something Trump or Reagan joke.
Poltergeist III (1988)Doctor Seaton! Ahhh! Doctor Seaton!Uhh, yes?
HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES (2003):Always wondered how Dwight Schrute was radicalized.
1BR (2019)Everyone knows LA is one big cult.
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART II (1981)Almost flawless. Needs more Vickie and Mark.
Cujo (1983) Dir. Lewis TeagueDee Wallace just can't catch a break.
Child's Play 2 (1990) director John LafiaChuckie gets really into Judge Doom's dip
31(2016)Better title? How about 'Rob Zombies Halloween'
DEATH BELL 2: BLOODY CAMP (2010) What if we replaced “fun” with “dour”?
Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)Anyone know what movie they were makingor Better than I remembered. Still just okay.
The Monster of Piedras Blancas (1959)One of my favorite 1950's creature features.
Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994)Gee, everyone in Hollywood is sooo nice.
Happy Death Day (2017)Anyone who refuses a cupcake deserves death.
The Evil Dead (1981)Trees meaner than The Wizard of Oz.
Child's Play 3 (1991) director jack BenderChuckie and sealed cardboard boxes? I 'shipAlsoThis voodoo weather's such a cloud tease
Psycho II (’83, Franklin)Norman’s psycho, but other people are cruel.
Tragedy Girls (2017)The first ten minutes were really great.(The rest was all right).
Danny Steinmann's FRIDAY THE 13th PART V: A NEW BEGINNING (1985, Scream Factory Blu-ray) with the Adam Green/Joe Lynch commentary track.
ReplyDeleteJason. Freddy. Michael. Leatherface. Pinhead. Angela. Roy?!?!
Danny Steinmann's FRIDAY THE 13th PART V: A NEW BEGINNING (1985, Scream Factory Blu-ray) with the supporting cast commentary track.
ReplyDeleteDanny Steinmann, DGA pseudonym for "Amber Waves."
or
♫ Break me a piece
Kit Kat Bar ♬
Dan O'Bannon's THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (1985, Scream Factory Blu-ray) with cast commentary track.
ReplyDeleteMarry James Karen. Fuck Trash. Kill Tarman.
Tom McLoughlin's FRIDAY THE 13th PART VI: JASON LIVES (1986, Scream Factory Blu-ray) with Adam Greenberg/Joe Lynch/director commentary track.
ReplyDeleteSheriff Garris gets bent out of shape.
Tom McLoughlin's FRIDAY THE 13th PART VI: JASON LIVES (1986, Scream Factory Blu-ray) with cast commentary track.
ReplyDeleteHorshack left his heart in C̶r̶y̶s̶t̶a̶l̶ ̶L̶a̶k̶ Forest Green.
John Carl Buechler's FRIDAY THE 13th PART VII: THE NEW BLOOD (1988, Scream Factory Blu-ray) with director/Kane Hodder commentary track.
ReplyDeleteCreatively bankrupt series officially running on fumes.
or
"You're one ugly motherfucker." Oops, wrong movie?
Chicago Mike's favorite entry!
DeleteScare Package, 2020
ReplyDeleteSo what does happen to the forskin?
Or
Alas! Twas stabbed by mine own hand
SAW IV (2007, Dir. Darren Lynn Bousman)
ReplyDeleteThe new kid's on the ice block.
NOTHING BUT THE NIGHT (1972)
ReplyDeleteDull thriller even with Lee and Cushing
FROM BEYOND (1986, Stuart Gordon)
ReplyDeleteBetter than Re-Animator? Inclined to believe it.
Or
Combs does so much with his face.
INTRUDER (1989, dir. Scott Spiegel)-
ReplyDeleteA good way to end all-night marathon
Or
Grocery store: so many ways to die.
A good night, but the end of all of this fun is near. I feel like I am just warming up.
DeleteThe Slumber Party Massacre (1982)
ReplyDeleteSolid shower sequence redeems terrible basketball scene.
OR
Even alleged younger sister looks about thirty.
. Sorority house Massacre (1986)
ReplyDeleteHalloween, with less gore and more nudity.
or
How to describe gratuitous nudity? Dress-up montage!
House on Sorority Row (1982)
ReplyDeleteThat is a really bad practical joke.
. Sorority house Massacre (1986)
ReplyDeleteHalloween, with less gore and more nudity.
or
How to describe gratuitous nudity? Dress-up montage!
Friday the 13th 3D, dir Steve Minor, 1982
ReplyDeleteWho invited the 30 year old stoners?
Or
Shelly was a boy of infinte jest.
Slaughter House Rulez (2018)
ReplyDeleteMichael Sheen, the best Sheen since Emilio.
BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1935)
ReplyDeleteDir. James Whale
Doctor Pretorious: Here to fuck shit up.
BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA (1992)
ReplyDeleteDir. Francis First Coppola
Oldman bites actors while Hopkins chews scenery.
Raw Meat aka Death Line, dir Gary Sherman, 1971
ReplyDeleteEarly 70s set design is kinda awesome
Dead Heat (1988 - Mark Goldblatt)
ReplyDeleteRandi's life felt apart after reveal... literally.
Death Proof (2007)
ReplyDeleteFull movie of John Wayne impression please
Little Evil (2017)
ReplyDelete"How little is this evil?" Mark Jones
Friday the 13th (2009)
ReplyDeleteBest Friday the 13th since nineteen eighty-four.
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
ReplyDeleteCrossed afternoon of time to watch you...
TRILOGY OF TERROR
ReplyDeleteDoll had enough of your SHIT, Karen!
Quatermass and the Pit (1967, dir. Roy Ward Baker)
ReplyDeleteI, for one, welcome our insect overlords!
AUTOPSY (2009)
ReplyDeleteJessica Lowndes is awesome. Movie is… fine.
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
ReplyDeleteWhat was with that carnivorous tree vagina?
Psycho (1998)
ReplyDeleteHow to improve perfection? Add a walkman
Stoker (2013)
ReplyDeleteMatthew Goode really belts one out here.
The Fog
ReplyDeleteMissing: Tom Atkins’ mustache. Thousand dollar reward.
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
ReplyDeleteWhite outfit for horror movie? Brave choice.
Or...
Frustrated, impatient Sutter Cane posts map online.
The Changeling (1980)
ReplyDeleteHouse's all 'bout that bass, no trouble.
Fright Night 2 (1988) Director Tommy Lee Wallace
ReplyDeleteRoger Linus shimmies like Jokers museum cronies
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1989)
ReplyDeleteDidn't she sang that song Rapture? Woah!
wrong brother. dq on gp.
DeleteKiller Workout 1987
ReplyDeleteFlashdance was yesterday. It is Slashdance baby!
Offspring (2009 Dir. Andrew van den Houten)
ReplyDeleteNot well made. But fucking terrifying nonetheless.
AND HELL AWAITS (2016)
ReplyDeleteWhat was this movie’s forehead sweat budget?
Army of Darkness (1992)
ReplyDeleteAsh is in pantheon of heroic doofuses
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
ReplyDeleteWherever the red dot goes... Ya bang!
Jason X (2001, dir. James Isaac)
ReplyDeleteShould've been called Jason Takes Earth 2.
The Boy (2016)
ReplyDeleteThis Boy’s only rule: listen to Patrick
The Girl with All the Gifts (2016)
ReplyDeleteSo that's one type of distance learning.
R-Point (2004)
ReplyDeleteR-Point, more like what is the point?
Madman (1981)
ReplyDeleteThat hot tub is a 100% cesspool.
And Gaylen Ross knows it. You can see in her face how disgusting it was to sit on that tub without clothes. :-P
DeleteStrangeland (1998)
ReplyDeleteAmy Smart explains 90s chat room technology.
The Pit and the Pendulum (1961)
ReplyDeleteShe was not dead the whole time.
As Above, So Below (2014)
ReplyDeleteFrench catacombs deserve better than this movie.
Communion (1989)
ReplyDeleteShould have been called Dances With Aliens.
Let's Scare Jessica To Death (1971)
ReplyDeleteBeautiful squatter is not the best roommate.
From Dusk Til Dawn (1996)
ReplyDeleteQuentin Tarantino's best acting by a mile.
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
ReplyDeleteVampire Richie more sympathetic than person Richie.
Jason X (2001)
ReplyDeleteWhere nobody can hear you scream eh?
Freddy Vs. Jason (2003)
ReplyDeleteWould've been cooler in a Kane field.
Friday the 13th (2009)
ReplyDeleteGuaranteed Dean's Impala must have broken down.
The Devil's Rock (2011)
ReplyDeleteDemon and Nazis gives very 2020 vibes.
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
ReplyDeleteGot my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies
A Nightmare in Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
ReplyDeleteAge makeup required for 22-year-olds.
What Lies Beneath (2000, dir. Robert Zemeckis)
ReplyDeleteCinema's most famous whip users, finally together.
Hack-O-Lantern (1988)
ReplyDeleteAmazingly, my fourth Hy Pyke flick seen.
The Addams Family (1991)
ReplyDeleteHas a family friendly kind of horniness.
The Purge 2013
ReplyDeleteFailure to plan, is planning to fail.
WNUF Halloween Special (2013)
ReplyDeleteI never appreciated fake news until now.
Silent House (2011)
ReplyDeleteElizabeth Olsen shines in this icky movie.
Cube (1997)
ReplyDeleteAmbitious premise is overshadowed by ones overacting.
Verotika (2019)
ReplyDeleteFred Durst, better director than Glenn Danzig.
That comment makes me want to BREAK STUFF!
DeleteBloody Birthday (1981)
ReplyDeleteKiller kids movie done right. They’re brutal.
Flesh Eating Mothers (1988)
ReplyDeleteThese moms are just craving your flesh.
A Tale of Two Sisters. 2003. Kim Jee-Woon
ReplyDeleteSpoiler: Sisters are doing it by themselves.
Happy Halloween, Scooby-Doo! (2020)
ReplyDeleteBatman Begins meets Mad Max: Fury Road
Open Water 2: Adrift (2006)
ReplyDeleteKiller premise. First one's scarier. Underrated series.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
ReplyDeleteGreat, now I'm hungry for meat loaf.
I mean they served it for the party!
DeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteThe Mummy’s Curse (1944)
ReplyDeleteHow many tana leaves for a plot?
Wolfman's Got Nards (2020)
ReplyDeleteI've watched so many Gravitas Ventures movies.
Hush (2016)
ReplyDeleteFinally, a movie where the cat lives.
Death Spa (1988)
ReplyDeleteVisiting a regular gym is torture enough.
Hour Of The Wolf (1968)
ReplyDeleteI can watch real movies, I'm allowed.
Friday the 13th part 8 (1989)
ReplyDeleteIf Mike Tyson's Punch-Out had Fatality feature
Thumbs up! :-)
DeleteThe Company of Wolves (1984, dir. Neil Jordan)
ReplyDeleteMost Canine Defenestrations in a motion picture
RIDDLE ROOM (2016)
ReplyDeleteRiddle me this: why is she barefoot?
The Mortuary Collection (2019)
ReplyDeleteThat's not how childbirth works? I'm homeschooled.
Or
Fuck, marry, chill. All answers...Clancy Brown.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
ReplyDeleteNope, still a bag of hot garbage.
Splice (2009)
ReplyDeleteCouple of scientists with record store cool
MADHOUSE (1974)
ReplyDeletePeter Cushing a better Skeletor than Langella?
The Mist (2007) Dir. Frank Darabont
ReplyDeleteWe should really close that portal soon...
Hack-O-Lantern (1988)
ReplyDeleteooooooh, 'hack' o lantern, I get it.
Fun Size (2012)
ReplyDeleteYou had me at Mike D's jacket.
Psycho IV: The Beginning (1990)
ReplyDeleteNorman used Reese's Pieces to lure victims.
Omen III: The Final Conflict (1981)
ReplyDeleteFeels a little too real right now.
Hubie Halloween (2020)
ReplyDeleteHubie’s hib-a-dee-dib-ity Halloween
Fright Night 1985
ReplyDeleteNosey virgin cock blocks next door neighbor
The Mortuary Collection (2019)
ReplyDeleteThe Leprechaun in Space of anthology flicks.
Intruder (1989)
ReplyDeleteClean up on aisle...all of them.
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)
ReplyDeleteZestful, zealous, zany Zane zit zaps stragglers.
The People Under the Stairs
ReplyDeleteSomething something something Trump or Reagan joke.
Poltergeist III (1988)
ReplyDeleteDoctor Seaton! Ahhh! Doctor Seaton!
Uhh, yes?
HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES (2003):
ReplyDeleteAlways wondered how Dwight Schrute was radicalized.
1BR (2019)
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows LA is one big cult.
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART II (1981)
ReplyDeleteAlmost flawless. Needs more Vickie and Mark.
Cujo (1983) Dir. Lewis Teague
ReplyDeleteDee Wallace just can't catch a break.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteChild's Play 2 (1990) director John Lafia
ReplyDeleteChuckie gets really into Judge Doom's dip
31(2016)
ReplyDeleteBetter title? How about 'Rob Zombies Halloween'
DEATH BELL 2: BLOODY CAMP (2010)
ReplyDeleteWhat if we replaced “fun” with “dour”?
Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)
ReplyDeleteAnyone know what movie they were making
or
Better than I remembered. Still just okay.
The Monster of Piedras Blancas (1959)
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorite 1950's creature features.
Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994)
ReplyDeleteGee, everyone in Hollywood is sooo nice.
Happy Death Day (2017)
ReplyDeleteAnyone who refuses a cupcake deserves death.
The Evil Dead (1981)
ReplyDeleteTrees meaner than The Wizard of Oz.
Child's Play 3 (1991) director jack Bender
ReplyDeleteChuckie and sealed cardboard boxes? I 'ship
Also
This voodoo weather's such a cloud tease
Psycho II (’83, Franklin)
ReplyDeleteNorman’s psycho, but other people are cruel.
Tragedy Girls (2017)
ReplyDeleteThe first ten minutes were really great.
(The rest was all right).