Ivan Reitman's GHOSTBUSTERS (1984, 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray)Ripley can do much better than Venkman.orWhen lightning loves a bottle very much...
Ivan Reitman's GHOSTBUSTERS II (1989, 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray)Like watching Bill Murray doing jury duty.or'It's fine. Except that... well... it's not.
Paul Feig's GHOSTBUSTERS: ANSWER THE CALL - EXTENDED CUT (2016, 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray).Decent adaptation of 80's TV cartoon... FILMNATION'S! orChris Hemsworth, Hugh Jackman's future Broadway understudy.
Paul Feig's GHOSTBUSTERS: ANSWER THE CALL 3D - THEATRICAL (2016, 3D Blu-ray) with Oliver Harper's commentary track.3D enhances actors/filmmaker's visible/palpable desperation.orHoltzman deserves her own animated spinoff series.
Steve Miner's FRIDAY THE 13th: PART III 3D (1982, Scream Factory 3D Blu-ray) with the 2012 F This Movie commentary track.3D immersion: 10. Cast likability: minus 3,272,946.orMagical barn color-coordinated with Chris' magic underwear.
UNDERWORLD: AWAKENING (2012, 3D Blu-ray) for the first time.Somehow werewolf/vampire/human war's stupefyingly boring.orCharles Dance phones-in his Bill Nighy-ish performance.
Day 30 already!TERROR IN THE CRYPT (1964, dir. Camillo Mastrocinque)Bathed in atmosphere, more interesting than plot.OrHas become a favorite Italian gothic film.
BLOOD BATH (1966)A Bucket Of Blood Part 2, maybe?OrA triumph of lighting; story is muddled.
The Devil’s Backbone (2001)Spanish civil war, dead kids? It’s Guillermo!
Mimic - Directors cut (1997)Awesome creature design, dead kids? It’s Guillermo!
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Cronos (1993)Ron Perlman, almost dead kids? It’s Guillermo!
THE PROPHECY (1995, Dir. Gregory Widen) That Walken boy sure is an angel.
SAW VII: THE FINAL CHAPTER a.k.a. SAW 3D (2010, Dir. Kevin Greutert) Torture porn, but quality of actual porn.
Bloody Moon (1981)Why’s my Scary Movie Month incest filled?
The Lodge (2019)Sometimes kids will make you feel crazy!
MY BLOODY VALENTINE (2009) When you think Valentine’s, you think pickaxe.
I mean... it was obvious to me!
HALLOWEEN III : Season of the WitchIronically in 1982... wearing masks killed people!
Under the Skin (2013)Never trust a dirty indoor swimming pool
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014, Ana Lily Amirpour)No lie: I nodded off during this.
Maximum Overdrive (1986) director Stephen KingWife says I screw like a gyro
Fright Night (1985)The familiar's death is gnarly and...unfamiliar.
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (1984) Can we talk about Nancy's '80s sweaters?
Island of Death (1976)Goat fucking AND a golden shower?!?? Zoinks!
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET PART 2: FREDDY'S REVENGE (1986) Doubtful that Jesse and Lisa will last.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)Freddy's on TV? Oh Freddy is TV.
Bordello of Blood (1996) director Gil AdlerRafe Guttman anagram for Mean Gut Fart
Friday the 13th part 2Terry > Ginny, Ginny still best final girl.
Body bags (1993)Oh, a great execution of Chekhov’s bum
Cruel Jaws (1995)Received Blu-ray release? 2020 not all bad...
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS (1987) This 7-word review is beautiful... and bad!
Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil (2010, Eli Craig)Who needs hand sanitizer when there's beer?
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)In Haddonfield sheriff's daughters don't fair well.
Halloween II (1981)Kept expecting Laurie to scream out Tina.
Scare Package (2019)A great movie for shits and giggles.
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)This film must have inspired Patrick Bateman.
Friday the 13th Jason Lives, dir Tom McLoughlin, 1986 Alcholic gravedigger sadly killed by his bottleOr Kops give the Keystones the capital K
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 (1986):You see, the chainsaw is his penis.
Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf (1986)Rounding out my 'terrible 2s' with Sybil
The Craft: Legacy (2020)Meh. Time to rewatch The Craft 1996
SCREAM 2 (1997):Alright, fine. This movie is pretty good.
The Fog (1980)Janet, watch your daughter around that Atkins!
High Tension (2003)17 years later, this movie still rules.
The Wallace & Gromit Movie: Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005 - Steve Box & Nick Park)Joyful, cute, well animated and for everyone.
A delightful film. I loaned my DVD to a family friend to share with her grandchildren. I am sure they will like it.
It's perfect to bring in the littlest family members towards liking the spooky/goth aesthetics that many of us love. And many great references for older film lovers.
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER (1988) Sorry Neo, but Alice is the one.
The Shining (1980) Dir. Stanley KubrickWhy does Jack even carry his wallet?
Friday the 13th Part VII The New Blood(1988) It's mind over splatter in movies finale.
Bride of Frankenstein Look, villagers, Burgomaster ain’t gonna do shit.
The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020)This is good! I miss Robert Forster.
Without Warning (Clark, 1980)Nothing elevates horror like Palance and Landau
The Thing (Carpenter, 1982)Is this how you play Among Us?
The Initiation (Stewart, 1984)Jokes aside, one of my favorite slashers
Doctor Sleep (2019) Dir. Mike FlanaganRose, no! I have the high ground!
The Last Broadcast (1998)Found footage could have died with this.
The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999)Randall Pink Floyd plays Great American Hero.
Army of Darkness (1992)Remember when burning the book was enough?
The Convent (2000)Mike Mendez' nunder appreciated sarcastic satanic masterpiece.
Session 9 (2001)Caruso and Lucas, two equally punchable faces
Jennifer's Body (2009)Ew, she's got glasses and a ponytail.
May (2002)Jeremy Sisto in way over his head.
Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003)Saying anything about this just seems gross.
Club Dread (2004)No one ever expects the fun police.
Anna and the Apocalypse (2017)Be cool, that vibrator killed two friends.
House of Wax (2005)BRING BACK CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY YOU COWARDS
Big Bad Wolf (2006)Real werewolves will rip your balls off.
Drive Thru (2007)Clowns and heavy metal make sweet love.
Parasomnia (2008)I didn't kill her. I was asleep.
The Loved Ones (2009)Daddy will make a great prom date.
My Soul to Take (2010)I also deal out sixes and sevens.
Elvira's Haunted Hills (2001) director Sam IrvingThis has two cases of Chekov's cleave
Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight (2020)Those dudes seriously need Dr. Pimple Popper.
Tales from the Hood (1995) director Rusty CundiffChatty salespeople is truly a hellish experience
The Wolfman (2010)What's better than two wolfmans? Flaming wolfman!
Army of Darkness (1992)Ash tumbles, then mumbles, then settles rumbles.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)Sam's creepy but cute. A holiday classic!
Bad Hair (’20, Justin Simien)That’s what I call a killer weave.
Body Melt (1994) director Philip Brophy"It's the suburban, pharmaceutical, outback hillbilly one"