Yay, final day of Scary Movie Month 2020. :-) Who would have ever thought these scary movies would be an escape from an even scarier reality we're all trapped in? :-( Let's make the most of it, and thanks for reading/posting.
Paul W.S. Anderson's RESIDENT EVIL (2002, DVD)
"My name's Alice... GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!"
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'Introducing Ron Popeil's Laser Human Slicer/Dicer!'
Happy Halloween Everyone. You all killed it with the Seven Wors Reviews, they were all amazing. FThisMovie is such a wonderful filled with wonderful people.
And also a big thanks to Patrick and everyone else at FThisMovie for making this very strange Spooky Season great and helping us get through it!!!
Thank you for another Scary Movie Month, FThisMovie! I needed it more than I realized. It was fun reading the reviews posted during the last 31 days. Only seven more months to wait till Junesploitation. Let's hope they are better months than recent ones.
My count is 48 films, which was more than I expected to watch. Around 75% were completely new watches. I was drawn to older films this year; only nine were made after 1980. Maybe next year I will try to have a better balance of more recent titles.
Yay, final day of Scary Movie Month 2020. :-) Who would have ever thought these scary movies would be an escape from an even scarier reality we're all trapped in? :-( Let's make the most of it, and thanks for reading/posting.
ReplyDeletePaul W.S. Anderson's RESIDENT EVIL (2002, DVD)
"My name's Alice... GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!"
or
'Introducing Ron Popeil's Laser Human Slicer/Dicer!'
Alexander Witt's RESIDENT EVIL: APOCALYPSE (2004, DVD)
ReplyDeleteSienna Guillory, acting Kryptonite of "RE" franchise!
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Dr. Isaacs: "Send in the clo(w)nes!" Yawn.
Russell Mulcahy's RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION (2007, Crackle)
ReplyDeleteAlice chops "Road House" director's nuts off.
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Preposterous franchise goes balls deep into retardedness.
Paul W.S. Anderson's RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE 3D (2010, 3D Blu-ray) for the first time.
ReplyDelete$0.25 shotgun? Far-fetched idea becomes badass weapon.
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"Silent Hill's" Pyramid Head in wrong movie.
Paul W.S. Anderson's RESIDENT EVIL: RETRIBUTION 3D (2012, 3D Blu-ray)
ReplyDeleteSlomo backwards-rewind opening, highlight of entire series.
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Terrible, but entertaining for the 'Wong' reasons.
Paul W.S. Anderson's RESIDENT EVIL: THE FINAL CHAPTER (2016, Crackle) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteShockingly accurate depiction of Inauguration Day 2021.
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'Trinity of bitches' outsmart hammy villain. YAWN!
Sam Raimi's THE EVIL DEAD (1981, 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray) with Raimi/Bruce Campbell/Robert Tapert commentary track.
ReplyDeleteUnrated version of Shyamalan's "Happening" branches off.
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Ancient Ones' favorite pacifying sacrifice from 1980's.
John Carpenter's HALLOWEEN (1978, 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray)
ReplyDelete'The Shape' of things to come... FOREVER!
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Smith's Grove chief has 'follow-the-leader' cultish personality.
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Bold man in trenchcoat terrifies Haddonfield's children.
SE7EN (1995, Dir. David Fincher)
ReplyDelete7arious se7en word re7iews pro7ed 7ery per7erse.
Mr. Boogedy, dir Oz Scott, 1986
ReplyDeleteThis is the dictionary definition of delightful
GURU THE MAD MONK (1970, dir. Andy Milligan)
ReplyDeleteYour local theater group makes a movie.
THE WICKER MAN (1973)
ReplyDeleteA most heartwarming display of community spirit.
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My next vacation will be at Summerisle.
Sinister (2012)
ReplyDeleteThose super 8 movies sure are creepy.
No One Lives (2012) dir. Ryƻhei Kitamura
ReplyDeleteEvans, most heroic serial kidnapper/killer ever!
Scream 3, dir Wes Craven, 2000
ReplyDeleteHow many videos did Randy actually make?
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Ah running toward a fax, the memories
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DeleteSidney, I'm the architect of your pain.
LOL! Nice
DeleteGrindhouse (2007)
ReplyDeleteCraving Acuna Boys Tex Mex for lunch.
Friday the 13th (2009)
ReplyDeleteMears the Daniel Craig of Friday franchise?
Trick 'r Treat (2007)
ReplyDeleteKids now forced to cosplay as Sam.
Omen IV: The Awakening (1991)
ReplyDeleteA step down from the first three.
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019)
ReplyDeleteCan't be about Vietnam without The Doors.
Death Curse of Tartu (1966)
ReplyDeleteNicest thing to say? It’s in color.
The Wolfman (2010)
ReplyDeleteEven better than even I remembered it.
Humanoids from the Deep (1980) Dir. Barbara Peeters
ReplyDeleteAhhh! Monsters! Better take my top off!
Army of Darkness (1992)
ReplyDeleteDead rise to do Three Stooges shtick.
Trick ‘r Treat (2007)
ReplyDeleteWhy do I always remember segments wrong?
Re-Animator (1985)
ReplyDeleteThis movie is great. D- for score.
Bernard Hermann certainly deserved a credit for the score.
DeleteA NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 5: THE DREAM CHILD (1985)
ReplyDeleteSeriously, they never made a "Freddycycle" toy?
The Monster of Piedras Blancas (1959)
ReplyDeleteHead makes swell substitute for beach volleyball.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
ReplyDeleteDuplicate Goldblum just as sexy as original.
Hocus Pocus (1993)
ReplyDeleteBilly Butcherson channeling his best Bobby Steele.
Chillerama (2011)
ReplyDeleteSh*t t*ts sp**ge sh*t t*ts sh*t
The Blob (1988)
ReplyDeleteWow, a whole street of rock candy!
Detention (2011)
ReplyDeleteJoseph Kahn is a madman. More cocaine!
The Lords of Salem (2012)
ReplyDeleteRob Zombie's best film by a mile.
A Field in England (2013)
ReplyDeleteSorry, Ben Wheatley. I don't get you.
Housebound (2014)
ReplyDeleteNew Zealand really nails the horror comedy.
Sinister II (2015)
ReplyDeleteKids can be scary, just not here.
The Neon Demon (2016)
ReplyDeleteProbably the most gorgeous movie ever made.
It (2017)
ReplyDeleteWe all float here because we're fat.
Hereditary (2018)
ReplyDeleteHeads up when heading to the poles.
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DeleteThe Mortuary Collection (2019)
ReplyDeleteClancy Brown is the new Vincent Price.
Bride of Reanimator (1990)
ReplyDeleteKathleen Kinmont with Barbara Crampton 's heart? Swoon!
Beyond the Door (1974)
ReplyDeleteSan Francisco has some aggressive street performers.
Interview With A Vampire (1994)
ReplyDeleteWatched with Paul F Tompkins commentary. Gooder!
Rec (2007)
ReplyDeleteFilm my good side--the unmasticated cheek.
They Grow Up So Fast (2020) ChicagoMike, you're the man, love ya Chicago Mike!
ReplyDelete#davos
❤️
DeleteFREDDY'S DEAD: THE FINAL NIGHTMARE (1991)
ReplyDeleteThere are abrupt endings, then there's this.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)
ReplyDeleteIt's always a treat never a trick.
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974)
ReplyDeleteFace swap in '74... not much fun!
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
ReplyDeleteAt least they had John Larroquette narrating.
37. Mimic 2 (2001)
ReplyDeleteShe gave birth to larvae? I’m out
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Did anyone read the screenplay before filming?
Psycho Beach Party (2000)
ReplyDeleteDefinitely, not as funny as it thinks.
The Bat (1959, dir. Crane Wilbur)
ReplyDeleteFourth best Vincent Price movie from 1959.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985, dir. Jack Sholder)
ReplyDeleteIs Kim Myers related to Meryl Streep?
Black Box (2020, dir. Emmanuel Osei-Kuffour)
ReplyDeleteFirst half: intriguing mystery. Second half: disappointing.
Alien (1979, dir. Ridley Scott) (with Red Letter Media's commentary)
ReplyDeleteObviously, every spaceship needs a chain room.
The Terror (1963, dir. Roger Corman)
ReplyDeleteWait a minute, these sets look familiar...
Freddy vs. Jason (2003, dir. Ronny Yu)
ReplyDeleteZero to "bitch" in just 2 minutes.
The Invisible Man (1933, dir. James Whale)
ReplyDeleteSide effects may include drowsiness, criminal insanity.
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010, dir. Eli Craig)
ReplyDeleteLeatherface, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Freddy... Chad?
The Cabin in the Woods (2011, dir. Drew Goddard)
ReplyDeleteDoesn't feel like October without The Cabin.
Thank you all for another fun Scary Movie Month and have a Happy (and safe) Halloween!
DeleteHalloween (2018)
ReplyDeleteI got peanut butter on my penis
For the first time I watched a scary movie everyday this month. humble brag
Tales of Halloween
ReplyDeleteA ticklist collective of my favourite people
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteWhat else was I going to watch?
The Lighthouse (2019)
ReplyDeleteWe've all felt that way about steak
An American Werewolf in London (1981)
ReplyDeleteNot the worst disease to catch backpacking
The Fog (1980)
ReplyDeleteHorror holy trinity Barbeau, Leigh and Curtis.
What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
ReplyDeleteI'm jealous they avoid roommates for decades
THE HALLOWEEN TREE (1993)
ReplyDeleteWish I saw this as a kid.
Slither (2006) director James Gunn
ReplyDeleteGunn to my head, mistook for Cronenberg
WES CRAVEN'S NEW NIGHTMARE (1994)
ReplyDeleteYears later, finally spotted Tuesday Knight's cameo.
The Faculty (1998) Dir. Robert Rodriguez
ReplyDeleteJordana Brewster's skeleton costume sets the mood.
Doctor Sleep (2019)
ReplyDeleteBut I want to wear the hat.
The Babystitter: Killer Queen (2020)
ReplyDeleteMovie often gets in its own way
The Invisible Man (2020)
ReplyDeleteMoss brings out her inner Bruce Campbell.
You're Next, dir Adam Wingard, 2011
ReplyDeleteAn Aussie will get the job done
Happy Halloween Everyone. You all killed it with the Seven Wors Reviews, they were all amazing. FThisMovie is such a wonderful filled with wonderful people.
DeleteAnd also a big thanks to Patrick and everyone else at FThisMovie for making this very strange Spooky Season great and helping us get through it!!!
Hellraser 3 (1992)
ReplyDeleteSteve Jobs iPod Cenobite would be scary.
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)
ReplyDeleteHe might've been stupid before being scared.
The Serpent And The Rainbow (1988)
ReplyDelete2nd watch this month
I just can't get enough Craven Pullman
Scream (1996)
ReplyDeleteWe would have also accepted camp counselors.
FREDDY VS. JASON (2003)
ReplyDeleteHere's the real children of the corn.
Def By Temptation (1990)
ReplyDeleteHad to watch it again this month.
Child's Play (2019)
ReplyDeleteMy Teddy Ruxpin tried to kill me.
Shivers (1975)
ReplyDeleteI've gotta get these lumps checked out...
Murder Party (2007)
ReplyDeleteMoral: stay home and watch scary movies.
Halloweentown (1998)
ReplyDeleteKalabar’s all like, “Make Halloweentown Great Again”
Evil Dead II (1987) Dir. Sam Raima
ReplyDeleteThe truck or treaters found it fascinating.
Night of the Demons (1998)
ReplyDeleteOops. Blew acting budget on special effects!
It: Chapter 1 (2017)
ReplyDeleteChildhood trauma much scarier than killer clown
It: Chapter 2 (2019)
ReplyDeleteLater-life losers lick lethal laughing lout
Halloween III : Season of the Witch (1982)
ReplyDeleteWe always watch during trick or treating.
Trick ‘r Treat (2007)
ReplyDeleteWe can’t not watch it on Halloween.
Hellraiser (1987, dir. Clive Barker)
ReplyDeleteI'd listen to Andrew Robinson scream forever
56 total movies for me this year. Thanks to Patrick and crew for keeping this alive!
DeleteIT’S THE GREAT PUMPKIN CHARLIE BROWN (1966)
ReplyDeleteSo what’s the message to this thing?
TRICK ‘R TREAT (2007)
ReplyDeleteWhat was the pumpkin budget on this?
The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971l
ReplyDeleteI'd do the same for Caroline Munroe
Verotika (2019)
ReplyDeleteGlenn's my father. I call him Dadzig.
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DeleteIt Chapter Two (2019)
ReplyDeleteLawrence of Arabia, only an hour longer.
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DeleteTales of Halloween (2015)
ReplyDeleteTime to play spot the horror icon
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)
ReplyDeleteHartnett and Michael go to same hairdresser
Casper (1995)
ReplyDeleteCute way to end it this year
SCREAM 3 (2000):
ReplyDeleteMan, this one is such a mess.
Or:
DeleteParker Posey deserved a whole lot better.
THE THING (1982)
ReplyDeleteSay, what's that Kurt Russell rule again?
Spookies (1986)
ReplyDelete"It's a perfect movie." - probably Howard Hawks
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DeleteYou're Next (2011) Dir. Adam Wingard
ReplyDeleteIt's good because why the fuck not?
Hubie Halloween (2020)
ReplyDeleteMom's best T-shirt...kayaking gets me wet.
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ReplyDeleteDawn of the Dead (1978 - George A. Romero) - Argento Cut - 4k restoration
ReplyDeleteIf zombies seek brain Roger is lucky.
You’re Next (2011)
ReplyDeleteTop 5 Final Girl......maybe Top 3.
Ernest Scared Stupid (1994) director John Cherry
ReplyDeleteRim shot the dog briefly renamed 'Woody'
Poltergeist (1982)
ReplyDeleteAKA: Why I don't eat red meat.
IDLE HANDS (1999)
ReplyDelete“Fuck it. It was, like, really far.”
Night of the Demon (1980)
ReplyDeleteBigfoot rips mans dick off, ‘nuff said!
80 scary movies watched this month! Cheers to Patrick and the whole F This Movie crew! It’s been fun!
Snatchers (2019)
ReplyDeleteVag-canon is the best weapon for aliens!
Warlock (1989)
ReplyDeleteLike The VVitch but Puritan less uptight
Halloween III: Season Of The Witch (1982) with FTM commentary
ReplyDelete0 more day till Happy Halloween FTM!
Friday the 13th (2009)
ReplyDeleteI'm president of Juliana Guill fan club.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
ReplyDeleteMy favorite. Dwight H. Little, you my boy.
Ghostbusters (1984)
ReplyDeletePerfect comedy. The flowers are still standing.
The Babysitter (2017):
ReplyDeleteBlood of an innocent never pans out...
Dream Demon (1988 Dir. Harley Cokeliss)
ReplyDeleteWoman kicks stalker in his Timothy Spalls
Ready or Not (2019):
ReplyDeleteNever underestimate women in blood stained gowns.
The House with a Clock in Its Walls (2018):
ReplyDeleteA magical way to end this month!
HAUSU (1977)
ReplyDeleteThe most normal movie ever. Happy Halloween!
From Beyond (1986)
ReplyDeleteWettest, Pinkest, Goopiest, Combsiest, Cramptonest, movie ever!
Satanic Panic (2019) Dir. Chelsea Stardust
ReplyDeleteSatan has really great job placement numbers.
Final Destination(2000) Deaths music of choice is....John Denver?
ReplyDeleteEvil Dead (2013)
ReplyDeleteWater heater is not up to code.
Antebellum (2020)
ReplyDeleteJanelle Monae is beautiful and a star.
This movie deserved better than my last review. Happy Halloween, everyone! Be safe out there!
DeleteDoctor Sleep (2019)
ReplyDeleteThere's no helicopter shadow? This is unwatchable.
The Shining (1980)
ReplyDeleteI wonder how much they pay janitors.
THE WOLF MAN (1941)
ReplyDeleteMaybe Larry should not have come home.
Hereditary (2018)
ReplyDeleteThe Red Queen would like this one.
FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE WOLF MAN (1943)
ReplyDeleteWhy should Dr. Frankenstein be any help?
Lucky (2020)
ReplyDeleteShudder secret screening signals Scary Cinema sunset
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteThanks for another great Scary Movie Month!
Night of the demons (1988)
ReplyDeleteThat old lipstick into the nipple gag?
Ready or Not (2019)
ReplyDeleteDon't hate the players hate the game.
Creepshow (1982)
ReplyDeleteQuarantine gets to all of us, Jordy
The Invitation (2015)
ReplyDeleteLittle known. Film actually set in 2020.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
ReplyDeleteHow to prevent chainsaw deaths? More chainsaws.
The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020)
ReplyDeleteFull moon brings Garfunkel but no Oates.
The Black Cat (1934)
ReplyDeleteBela Lugosi wants to do what now?
THE NIGHT OF THE DEVILS (1972)
ReplyDeleteStory done with more poetry by Bava.
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A decent entry of 1970s Italian horror.
Thank you for another Scary Movie Month, FThisMovie! I needed it more than I realized. It was fun reading the reviews posted during the last 31 days. Only seven more months to wait till Junesploitation. Let's hope they are better months than recent ones.
DeleteMy count is 48 films, which was more than I expected to watch. Around 75% were completely new watches. I was drawn to older films this year; only nine were made after 1980. Maybe next year I will try to have a better balance of more recent titles.
Goosebumps (2015)
ReplyDeleteMy parents could only afford duck humps.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteLaurie Strode was a hella good babysitter.
The Wicker Man (1973)
ReplyDeleteHey Edward Woodward guess what? Ya burnt.
Halloween (1978) director john Carpenter
ReplyDeleteEntitlement cuts deprive Americans their "good scare"
The Craft: Legacy (’20, Zoe Lister-Jones)
ReplyDeleteThe friendships are better in this version.
Bad Taste (1987)
ReplyDeleteExploding alien brains, more like best taste.
Late Phases (2014)
ReplyDeleteJust a Damn good movie. And Noonan!
Demon Knight (1995)
ReplyDeleteMy traditional Halloween movie. Keep Zaney, everybody!
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteJust the way it's got to be.
The New York Ripper (1982)
ReplyDeleteStill awake, so fuck it, why not?
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
ReplyDeleteThe government loves transferring murderers mid rainstorm.
Night Of The Demons (1988)
ReplyDeleteWould have used flashlight batteries in boombox.
Children of the Corn (1984)
ReplyDeleteJoffrey Lannister finds religion in Gatlin, Nebraska.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
ReplyDeleteChiodo family gatherings must be pretty interesting.