Yay, final day of Scary Movie Month 2020. :-) Who would have ever thought these scary movies would be an escape from an even scarier reality we're all trapped in? :-( Let's make the most of it, and thanks for reading/posting.Paul W.S. Anderson's RESIDENT EVIL (2002, DVD)"My name's Alice... GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!"or'Introducing Ron Popeil's Laser Human Slicer/Dicer!'
Alexander Witt's RESIDENT EVIL: APOCALYPSE (2004, DVD)Sienna Guillory, acting Kryptonite of "RE" franchise!orDr. Isaacs: "Send in the clo(w)nes!" Yawn.
Russell Mulcahy's RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION (2007, Crackle)Alice chops "Road House" director's nuts off.orPreposterous franchise goes balls deep into retardedness.
Paul W.S. Anderson's RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE 3D (2010, 3D Blu-ray) for the first time.$0.25 shotgun? Far-fetched idea becomes badass weapon.or"Silent Hill's" Pyramid Head in wrong movie.
Paul W.S. Anderson's RESIDENT EVIL: RETRIBUTION 3D (2012, 3D Blu-ray)Slomo backwards-rewind opening, highlight of entire series.orTerrible, but entertaining for the 'Wong' reasons.
Paul W.S. Anderson's RESIDENT EVIL: THE FINAL CHAPTER (2016, Crackle) for the first time.Shockingly accurate depiction of Inauguration Day 2021.or'Trinity of bitches' outsmart hammy villain. YAWN!
Sam Raimi's THE EVIL DEAD (1981, 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray) with Raimi/Bruce Campbell/Robert Tapert commentary track.Unrated version of Shyamalan's "Happening" branches off.orAncient Ones' favorite pacifying sacrifice from 1980's.
John Carpenter's HALLOWEEN (1978, 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray)'The Shape' of things to come... FOREVER!orSmith's Grove chief has 'follow-the-leader' cultish personality.orBold man in trenchcoat terrifies Haddonfield's children.
SE7EN (1995, Dir. David Fincher) 7arious se7en word re7iews pro7ed 7ery per7erse.
Mr. Boogedy, dir Oz Scott, 1986 This is the dictionary definition of delightful
GURU THE MAD MONK (1970, dir. Andy Milligan)Your local theater group makes a movie.
THE WICKER MAN (1973)A most heartwarming display of community spirit.OrMy next vacation will be at Summerisle.
Sinister (2012)Those super 8 movies sure are creepy.
No One Lives (2012) dir. Ryûhei KitamuraEvans, most heroic serial kidnapper/killer ever!
Scream 3, dir Wes Craven, 2000 How many videos did Randy actually make? OrAh running toward a fax, the memories
OrSidney, I'm the architect of your pain.
Grindhouse (2007)Craving Acuna Boys Tex Mex for lunch.
Friday the 13th (2009)Mears the Daniel Craig of Friday franchise?
Trick 'r Treat (2007)Kids now forced to cosplay as Sam.
Omen IV: The Awakening (1991)A step down from the first three.
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019)Can't be about Vietnam without The Doors.
Death Curse of Tartu (1966)Nicest thing to say? It’s in color.
The Wolfman (2010)Even better than even I remembered it.
Humanoids from the Deep (1980) Dir. Barbara PeetersAhhh! Monsters! Better take my top off!
Army of Darkness (1992)Dead rise to do Three Stooges shtick.
Trick ‘r Treat (2007)Why do I always remember segments wrong?
Re-Animator (1985)This movie is great. D- for score.
Bernard Hermann certainly deserved a credit for the score.
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 5: THE DREAM CHILD (1985) Seriously, they never made a "Freddycycle" toy?
The Monster of Piedras Blancas (1959)Head makes swell substitute for beach volleyball.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)Duplicate Goldblum just as sexy as original.
Hocus Pocus (1993)Billy Butcherson channeling his best Bobby Steele.
Chillerama (2011)Sh*t t*ts sp**ge sh*t t*ts sh*t
The Blob (1988)Wow, a whole street of rock candy!
Detention (2011)Joseph Kahn is a madman. More cocaine!
The Lords of Salem (2012)Rob Zombie's best film by a mile.
A Field in England (2013)Sorry, Ben Wheatley. I don't get you.
Housebound (2014)New Zealand really nails the horror comedy.
Sinister II (2015)Kids can be scary, just not here.
The Neon Demon (2016)Probably the most gorgeous movie ever made.
It (2017)We all float here because we're fat.
Hereditary (2018)Heads up when heading to the poles.
-golf clap- 😁
The Mortuary Collection (2019)Clancy Brown is the new Vincent Price.
Bride of Reanimator (1990)Kathleen Kinmont with Barbara Crampton 's heart? Swoon!
Beyond the Door (1974)San Francisco has some aggressive street performers.
Interview With A Vampire (1994)Watched with Paul F Tompkins commentary. Gooder!
Rec (2007)Film my good side--the unmasticated cheek.
They Grow Up So Fast (2020) ChicagoMike, you're the man, love ya Chicago Mike!#davos
FREDDY'S DEAD: THE FINAL NIGHTMARE (1991) There are abrupt endings, then there's this.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)It's always a treat never a trick.
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974) Face swap in '74... not much fun!
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)At least they had John Larroquette narrating.
37. Mimic 2 (2001)She gave birth to larvae? I’m outorDid anyone read the screenplay before filming?
Psycho Beach Party (2000)Definitely, not as funny as it thinks.
The Bat (1959, dir. Crane Wilbur)Fourth best Vincent Price movie from 1959.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985, dir. Jack Sholder)Is Kim Myers related to Meryl Streep?
Black Box (2020, dir. Emmanuel Osei-Kuffour)First half: intriguing mystery. Second half: disappointing.
Alien (1979, dir. Ridley Scott) (with Red Letter Media's commentary)Obviously, every spaceship needs a chain room.
The Terror (1963, dir. Roger Corman)Wait a minute, these sets look familiar...
Freddy vs. Jason (2003, dir. Ronny Yu)Zero to "bitch" in just 2 minutes.
The Invisible Man (1933, dir. James Whale)Side effects may include drowsiness, criminal insanity.
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010, dir. Eli Craig)Leatherface, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Freddy... Chad?
The Cabin in the Woods (2011, dir. Drew Goddard)Doesn't feel like October without The Cabin.
Thank you all for another fun Scary Movie Month and have a Happy (and safe) Halloween!
Halloween (2018)I got peanut butter on my penisFor the first time I watched a scary movie everyday this month. humble brag
Tales of Halloween A ticklist collective of my favourite people
Halloween (1978)What else was I going to watch?
The Lighthouse (2019)We've all felt that way about steak
An American Werewolf in London (1981)Not the worst disease to catch backpacking
The Fog (1980)Horror holy trinity Barbeau, Leigh and Curtis.
What We Do in the Shadows (2014)I'm jealous they avoid roommates for decades
THE HALLOWEEN TREE (1993)Wish I saw this as a kid.
Slither (2006) director James GunnGunn to my head, mistook for Cronenberg
WES CRAVEN'S NEW NIGHTMARE (1994) Years later, finally spotted Tuesday Knight's cameo.
The Faculty (1998) Dir. Robert RodriguezJordana Brewster's skeleton costume sets the mood.
Doctor Sleep (2019)But I want to wear the hat.
The Babystitter: Killer Queen (2020)Movie often gets in its own way
The Invisible Man (2020)Moss brings out her inner Bruce Campbell.
You're Next, dir Adam Wingard, 2011 An Aussie will get the job done
Happy Halloween Everyone. You all killed it with the Seven Wors Reviews, they were all amazing. FThisMovie is such a wonderful filled with wonderful people.And also a big thanks to Patrick and everyone else at FThisMovie for making this very strange Spooky Season great and helping us get through it!!!
Hellraser 3 (1992)Steve Jobs iPod Cenobite would be scary.
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)He might've been stupid before being scared.
The Serpent And The Rainbow (1988)2nd watch this monthI just can't get enough Craven Pullman
Scream (1996)We would have also accepted camp counselors.
FREDDY VS. JASON (2003) Here's the real children of the corn.
Def By Temptation (1990)Had to watch it again this month.
Child's Play (2019)My Teddy Ruxpin tried to kill me.
Shivers (1975)I've gotta get these lumps checked out...
Murder Party (2007)Moral: stay home and watch scary movies.
Halloweentown (1998)Kalabar’s all like, “Make Halloweentown Great Again”
Evil Dead II (1987) Dir. Sam RaimaThe truck or treaters found it fascinating.
Night of the Demons (1998)Oops. Blew acting budget on special effects!
It: Chapter 1 (2017) Childhood trauma much scarier than killer clown
It: Chapter 2 (2019)Later-life losers lick lethal laughing lout
Halloween III : Season of the Witch (1982)We always watch during trick or treating.
Trick ‘r Treat (2007)We can’t not watch it on Halloween.
Hellraiser (1987, dir. Clive Barker)I'd listen to Andrew Robinson scream forever
56 total movies for me this year. Thanks to Patrick and crew for keeping this alive!
IT’S THE GREAT PUMPKIN CHARLIE BROWN (1966)So what’s the message to this thing?
TRICK ‘R TREAT (2007)What was the pumpkin budget on this?
The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971lI'd do the same for Caroline Munroe
Verotika (2019)Glenn's my father. I call him Dadzig.
It Chapter Two (2019)Lawrence of Arabia, only an hour longer.
Tales of Halloween (2015) Time to play spot the horror icon
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)Hartnett and Michael go to same hairdresser
Casper (1995)Cute way to end it this year
SCREAM 3 (2000):Man, this one is such a mess.
Or:Parker Posey deserved a whole lot better.
THE THING (1982) Say, what's that Kurt Russell rule again?
Spookies (1986)"It's a perfect movie." - probably Howard Hawks
You're Next (2011) Dir. Adam WingardIt's good because why the fuck not?
Hubie Halloween (2020)Mom's best T-shirt...kayaking gets me wet.
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Dawn of the Dead (1978 - George A. Romero) - Argento Cut - 4k restoration If zombies seek brain Roger is lucky.
You’re Next (2011)Top 5 Final Girl......maybe Top 3.
Ernest Scared Stupid (1994) director John CherryRim shot the dog briefly renamed 'Woody'
Poltergeist (1982)AKA: Why I don't eat red meat.
IDLE HANDS (1999)“Fuck it. It was, like, really far.”
Night of the Demon (1980)Bigfoot rips mans dick off, ‘nuff said!80 scary movies watched this month! Cheers to Patrick and the whole F This Movie crew! It’s been fun!
Snatchers (2019)Vag-canon is the best weapon for aliens!
Warlock (1989)Like The VVitch but Puritan less uptight
Halloween III: Season Of The Witch (1982) with FTM commentary0 more day till Happy Halloween FTM!
Friday the 13th (2009)I'm president of Juliana Guill fan club.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)My favorite. Dwight H. Little, you my boy.
Ghostbusters (1984)Perfect comedy. The flowers are still standing.
The Babysitter (2017): Blood of an innocent never pans out...
Dream Demon (1988 Dir. Harley Cokeliss)Woman kicks stalker in his Timothy Spalls
Ready or Not (2019): Never underestimate women in blood stained gowns.
The House with a Clock in Its Walls (2018): A magical way to end this month!
HAUSU (1977) The most normal movie ever. Happy Halloween!
From Beyond (1986)Wettest, Pinkest, Goopiest, Combsiest, Cramptonest, movie ever!
Satanic Panic (2019) Dir. Chelsea StardustSatan has really great job placement numbers.
Final Destination(2000) Deaths music of choice is....John Denver?
Evil Dead (2013)Water heater is not up to code.
Antebellum (2020)Janelle Monae is beautiful and a star.
This movie deserved better than my last review. Happy Halloween, everyone! Be safe out there!
Doctor Sleep (2019)There's no helicopter shadow? This is unwatchable.
The Shining (1980)I wonder how much they pay janitors.
THE WOLF MAN (1941)Maybe Larry should not have come home.
Hereditary (2018)The Red Queen would like this one.
FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE WOLF MAN (1943)Why should Dr. Frankenstein be any help?
Lucky (2020)Shudder secret screening signals Scary Cinema sunset
Halloween (1978)Thanks for another great Scary Movie Month!
Night of the demons (1988)That old lipstick into the nipple gag?
Ready or Not (2019)Don't hate the players hate the game.
Creepshow (1982) Quarantine gets to all of us, Jordy
The Invitation (2015)Little known. Film actually set in 2020.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)How to prevent chainsaw deaths? More chainsaws.
The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020)Full moon brings Garfunkel but no Oates.
The Black Cat (1934)Bela Lugosi wants to do what now?
THE NIGHT OF THE DEVILS (1972)Story done with more poetry by Bava.Or A decent entry of 1970s Italian horror.
Thank you for another Scary Movie Month, FThisMovie! I needed it more than I realized. It was fun reading the reviews posted during the last 31 days. Only seven more months to wait till Junesploitation. Let's hope they are better months than recent ones.My count is 48 films, which was more than I expected to watch. Around 75% were completely new watches. I was drawn to older films this year; only nine were made after 1980. Maybe next year I will try to have a better balance of more recent titles.
Goosebumps (2015) My parents could only afford duck humps.
Halloween (1978) Laurie Strode was a hella good babysitter.
The Wicker Man (1973) Hey Edward Woodward guess what? Ya burnt.
Halloween (1978) director john CarpenterEntitlement cuts deprive Americans their "good scare"
The Craft: Legacy (’20, Zoe Lister-Jones)The friendships are better in this version.
Bad Taste (1987)Exploding alien brains, more like best taste.
Late Phases (2014)Just a Damn good movie. And Noonan!
Demon Knight (1995)My traditional Halloween movie. Keep Zaney, everybody!
Halloween (1978)Just the way it's got to be.
The New York Ripper (1982)Still awake, so fuck it, why not?
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)The government loves transferring murderers mid rainstorm.
Night Of The Demons (1988)Would have used flashlight batteries in boombox.
Children of the Corn (1984)Joffrey Lannister finds religion in Gatlin, Nebraska.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)Chiodo family gatherings must be pretty interesting.