Wednesday, October 7, 2020

2020 Scary Movie Challenge Day 7

105 comments:

  1. John Carpenter's THEY LIVE (1988, Blu-ray) with Heath Ledger's 'Cereal At Midnight' Commentary Track.

    Best "Twilight Zone" Rod Serling never wrote.

    or

    Blink and miss Al Leong's seconds-long cameo.

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  2. Robert Hiltzik's SLEEPAWAY CAMP (1983, DVD) with Simplistic Reviews' Commentary Track.

    Aunt Martha, Mel share cardigan sweater closet.

    or

    'Robert Hiltzik,' DGA pseudonim for 'Bryan Singer.'

    or

    Forget deputy greasepaint. Alert the fashion police!

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  3. Dario Argento's OPERA (1987, DVD)

    More like "Bloody Rock'n Roll Soap Opera."

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  4. RELIC (2020, Dir. Natalie Erika James)

    Grandma's been watching Under The Skin again.

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  5. The Descent, dir Neil Marshall, 2005

    Juno's an accidently on purpose kinda gal.

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  6. Hood of Horror (2006)

    Snoop collaborates with Bye Bye Man director.

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  7. Lights Out, dir David F. Sandberg, 2016

    Besties forever taken a tad too far.

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    1. I have been noticing the Lisa and the Devil image. I am big a fan of that that film.

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    2. Lisa and the Devil is a great movie.

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  8. THE OTHER (1972)

    The ending makes it a horror film.

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  9. Black Mountain Side

    When's the Black Phillip/Deer God crossover?

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  10. Vampires vs. The Bronx (2020)

    I think the vampires is an allegory.

    #ScaryMovieMonth

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  11. Freddy vs Jason (2003)

    I'm a survivor, oh wait I'm dead

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  12. Halloween (78)

    Pretty girls make me breath like Mike.

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  13. DEATH BELL (2008)

    What if Saw was produced by Nickelodeon.

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  14. Demon Wind, dir Charles Philip Moore, 1990

    Another kung fu magician taken too early

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  15. Hell Fest (2018)

    Anonymous fell into an acid bath.

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  16. The Visit (2015)

    That's not how you wear a diaper.

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  17. Christine (1983)

    Most underrated Carpenter or most underrated King?

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  18. Alone, dir Vladislav Khesin, 2020

    Apparently there are two Alone (2020)s...sigh.

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  19. Scare Me, dir Conrad Glover, Mark Stephens, 2020

    Apparently there's two Scare Me (2020)s...sigh.

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  20. THE DOLL (2017)

    Here’s why some men shouldn’t collect Barbies.

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  21. Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998 - Steve Miner)

    Michael's non-existing electrician skills explain his hairstyle.

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  22. Mindhunters (2004, dir. My Boy Renny Harlin)

    Jonny Lee Miller's character is American, honest.

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  23. The Frighteners (1996) dir. Peter Jackson

    Zimeckis presents, but Elfman plates and delivers

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  24. Since this is the cover for today...

    FRIDAY THE 13th PART 2 (1981)

    Glad hillbilly pillowcase Jason ended right here!

    OR

    She peed? Jason found her THAT way?

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  25. The Head Hunter (2018)

    Head Hunter? But I barely know her!

    Or

    Headhunter, yes. But what about my HEART?

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  26. Don’t Look Now. 1973. Nicholas Roeg

    Oh, you better believe I looked. Yowza!

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  27. Welcome to the Blumhouse: The Lie (2020)

    Brood, brood, brood, brood, aren't we clever?!

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  28. Black Christmas (2006)

    Christmas came early; I got a rock.

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  29. The Human Centipede II: Full Sequence, (2011)

    Cast: Centipede #1, Centipede #2, Centipede #3...

    or

    Well, picking this wasn't my brightest idea.

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  30. THE HAUNTING OF MORELLA (1990)

    Poe would've become obsessed with Nicole Eggert.

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  31. Riding the Bullet (2004)

    Movie bad... David Arquette! Movie good now.

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  32. The Haunted Mansion (2003, dir. Rob Minkoff)

    SPOILERS: Terence Stamp plays a villain? Inconceivable!

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  33. Satomi Hakken-den (AKA Legend of the Eight Samurai) (1983)

    Cannon Presents: "The Fellowship of the Ringu"

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  34. The Blair Witch Project (1999)

    Camping brings out the worst in people.

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  35. Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)

    Get black out drunk, summon a witch

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  36. Blair Witch (2016)

    Stretched out witch plays all the tricks.

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  37. WNUF Halloween Special (2013)
    Holding out for the special edition Beta

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  38. Malevolent (2018)

    Mouth stitching really resonating during COVID lockdown.

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  39. Prince of Darkness (1987)

    The documentary on why Surge was discontinued

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  40. Welcome to the Blumhouse: Black Box (2020)

    The Blumhouse isn't very welcoming at all

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  41. Doctor Sleep (Director's Cut) (2019)

    I finally got three hours to myself!

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  42. Cabin in the Woods (2012)

    That's why I read Airbnb user reviews

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  43. EMBRACE OF THE VAMPIRE (1995)

    This is why Tony was so overprotective.

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  44. Alien (1979)

    Best haunted house movie of all time

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  45. Cube²: Hypercube (2002, dir. Andrzej Sekula)

    My 7² word hyperreview: The original Cube was brilliant because of its simplicity. A straightforward premise with no overcomplicated mythology or scifi nonsense, simply staged on a shoestring budget. So of course they overburdened the sequel with silly mythology, a nonsense scifi twist, bad CGI and weird editing.

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  46. Midsommar (2019)

    No better hair to find in pie.

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  47. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    There's no scarier sound than 80s synths.

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  48. Hube Halloween (2020)

    Single most terrifying experience of my life.

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  49. The Revenge of Frankenstein (1958)

    Behold, my greatest creation to date: CARL!

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  50. Frozen

    Adam and Joe's Cameo makes me grin

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  51. Ghost Ship (2002)

    Title spoils the ghosts on the ship.

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  52. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

    How I imagine Texas as a European.

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  53. Paranormal Activity 4 (2012, dir. Ariel Schulman, Henry Joost)

    Feature-length Xbox Kinect/Pepsi commercial. Spooky!

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  54. Return of the Fly (1959, dir. Edward Bernds)

    Telepods: sufficient teleporters, ABSOLUTELY FOOLPROOF FLY TRAPS.

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  55. Deranged (1974)

    The film that inspired Ed Gein's crimes.

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  56. House of Wax (2005)

    The Universal backlot always makes me smile.

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  57. Silent Hill (2006)

    Terrifying version of red light green light.

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  58. The Raven (1963)

    No offense. This was a Poe adaptation.

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  59. The Comedy of Terrors (1963)

    The 60's version of Happy Madison Productions.

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  60. The House by the Cemetery (1981, dir. Lucio Fulci)

    Disappointed "Freudstein" wasn't made of stitched penises

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  61. Hube Halloween (2020)

    Well it was a movie...yup..yeah

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  62. THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS (1993):

    Jack’s really gotta stop skipping leg day.

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  63. The Exorcist (1973)
    Sweet! They made a prequel to Ouija

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  64. Books of Blood (2020)

    Harrison and DiBlasi did it much better

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  65. Vampires vs. the Bronx (2020)

    This movie was not made for me.

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  66. The Abominable Dr Phibes (1971)

    This movie was TOTALLY made for me!

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  67. Let's Scare Julia (2020) Dir. Jud Cremata

    Great 5.1 mix. Other than that, nope.

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  68. Blood Rage (1987) with FTM commentary

    Not a prude, but less cleavage please.

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  69. House on Haunted Hill (1959)

    A silly place to store your acid

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  70. The Beast Must Die

    If Clue had werewolves and wasn't funny

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  71. The Witches (1990)
    Mr. Bean’s live action Ratatouille fever dream

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  72. SHE DEMONS (1958)

    Freakin’ Nazis, ruining jungle girl dance parties.

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  73. City of the Living Dead (1980)

    Gets better every time I watch it.

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  74. SILENT HILL (2006):

    To those watching it: I see you.

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  75. Psycho II (1983) director Richard Franklin

    "Mother's dead? Then who's making conjugal visits??!?"

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  76. Willow Creek (2013)

    Not really bigfoot more like a Bobcat.

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  77. Visiting Hours (1982) Dir. Jean-Claude Lord

    Necessary origin story for Rasczak's amputated arm.

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  78. Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)

    Never looked better. Shorts never been shorter.

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  79. House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

    Ah shit, the first viewing WAS better.

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  80. Cabin Fever, dir Eli Roth, 2002

    Skin shouldn't share texture of ripe peach

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  81. The Dead Zone (1983)

    Only here for Walken’s fuzzy teacher sweaters.

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  82. 12 Hour Shift (2020)

    Round of applause for our essential workers!

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  83. Friday the 13th (1980)

    When Psycho meets Halloween you get Pamela

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  84. Wishmaster (Kurtzman, 1997)

    More like Stuff You Sorta Want Master

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  85. Hubie Halloween (2020)

    Maybe I can standler the Sandler slander

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  86. CLOSE CALLS (2017)

    Maybe watch this with your blinds closed.

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    1. I saw this a couple of years ago. I love this film. Jordan Phipps took a massive risk in that role and put it all out there. I'm a big fan.

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  87. Witchboard (1986)

    Did they think about calling it Shitboard?

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  88. The Old Dark House (1932)

    This is 72 minutes very well spent

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  89. From Beyond (1986)

    Can't discuss Crampton in only seven words.

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  90. Black Box (2020)

    Claire's bad. Still not the worse Huxtable

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  91. A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)

    Revenge plan:
    - possess teenager
    - crash pool party
    -

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  92. The Loved Ones (2009)

    This is one I did not love.

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  93. The Lighthouse (2019)

    So that's why it smells like fish.

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  94. Deathgasm (2015)

    Brodie tricks blind demon with sight gag.

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  95. The Lift (1983)

    Fix-it Felix says this lift's going down.

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  96. Maniac Cop (1988)

    Why did I watch this in 2020?

    or

    Proverb: there is always a bigger chin.

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  97. True Fiction (’19, Croft)

    Stephen King writer novels, Clockwork Orange mashup

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