M. Night Shyamalan's THE HAPPENING (2008, HBO Max) with the F This Movie SMM 2021 Commentary Track.Mike Pomaro couldn't make it? That blows!ORWahlberg/Deschanel's favorite videogame: "Zelda: Wind Waker."
John Carpenter's HALLOWEEN (1978, 4K UHD Blu-ray) with the John Carpenter and Jamie Lee Curtis commentary track.JLC's 'That's scary, John!!!' lethal drinking game.
'70's CREATURE FEATURE' TWO-FER!Steven Spielberg's JAWS: 45th ANNIVERSARY EDITION (4K UHD Blu-ray).Quint's choppers in 4K. Scarier-looking than Jaws'.ORMayor Vaugh's Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat Fashion Collection.
Sergio Martino's THE GREAT ALLIGATOR (1979, Amazon $0.99 Rental) for the first time. Also on regular YouTube.Barbara Bach's gorgeous. And... thhhhat's all folks.
For an Italian exploitation fan like me, I had a good time with The Great Alligator. A little hard to fathom the director of TORSO and THE STRANGE VICE OF MRS WARDH making this, though.
Pontypool, dir Bruce McDonald, 2008Well, we are reading our movies nowOrSecond hand accounts of Zombies are terrifying
Spiral dir. Darren Lynn Bousmann 2021Bad movie. Hope the book is better.
One Cut of the Dead (2017)Horror movie love for horror movie lovers.
Malignant (2021, Dir. James Wan) Gabriel's favourite movie is Drop Dead Fred. Or Jesus, Rik Mayall looks rough in this.
THE VICTIM (2006)Sometimes narrative cleverness can go too far. OrFirst half: engaging; second half: frustrating. Disappointed.
Dead Silence, dir James Wan, 2007The town's ventriloquist school must be amazing.OrA Movie's promise, Pledge, Turn and Prestige
(first time doing this!)POSSESSION (1981)Subway buskers are getting out of hand.
The Red House (1947, dir. Delmer Daves)Looks more black and white to me.
Midnight Mass (2021)You sure that it is an angel?
Village of the Damned (1995)Superman and Luke Skywalker won't save you.
THE GHOST (1963) What was this movie’s black veil budget?
V/H/S 94 (shudder)Please Be Kind - Rewind. Batshit crazy fun!
Gravy (2015) Best camel toe explanation in horror history.
Dark Water (2005)Lady in water fairy tail goes awry
Wild Zero (1999)Another guitar sword vs UFO ending? Yawn
Fear Street Part 2: 1978 (2021)What's my favorite Fear Street? Three guesses.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988, dir. Renny Harlin)Like ridiculous Freddy resurrections? Well, urine luck.
The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)A genius's brain, sculptor's hands, Beatle's hair
Poltergeist (1982, dir. Tobe Hooper)He's just going to cook their steak?
...can you imagine being woken up at 3am by the smell? Inconsiderate!
The Lords of Salem (2012)This is how I wanna go out
Bliss (2019)It’s a hell of a painting though
The Night Eats The World (2018)Heavy sleepers cautionary tale of zombie apocalypse
Coherence (2013)They said “Risk will take too long”?
HALLOWEENTOWN HIGH (2004) Are all Disney Channel movies this nonsensical?
Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later (1998, dir. Steve Miner)Scary Movie Month SMM7: Seven Word Review
Ghost Story (1981) Alice Krige owns this movie so hard
Fade to Black (1980) Why you gotta do Mickey like that?
The Dungeon of Harrow (1962)Not at all scary, but quite harrowing.
Hell House LLC III: Lake of Fire (2019)Hell House LLC must have gone bankrupt.
Bingo Hell (2021)Is it wrong to expect more bingo?
Jaws 2 (1978)I can see why Steve said no
Superhost (2021)We've all know a bitch from Draper
VHS 94 (2021)Timo makes the best Doom movie ever
The Case for Bloody Iris 1972Trying for 4 George Hilton Gialli today!
The Dungeonmaster AKA Ragewar 1985Proof from the 1980s computer dating works.
Werewolves Within (2021, dir. Josh Ruben)Well wrought whodunnit with wrathful weirdos, werewolf
Invisible Ghost (1941)Ghost is not invisible, it doesn't exist.
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)QT writes himself a foot scene.
The Omen (1976)Gregory Peck vs bad hermeneutics.
Alien (1979)Can we talk about the bonus situation?
The Tingler (1959)Vincent Price on acid.
Saint Maud (2019)Hell! That was a lot of pukeor Filled with bone chilling yet heavenly shots
Curse of the Werewolf (1961)Oliver Reed debauches his way to lycanthropy.
Terrifier (2016)Joyless, misogynistic, but hey Art moves merchandise
Violation (2020)Good, didn't need it in my head
Coming Home In The Dark (2021)This was not a fun family vacation.
V/H/S/94 (2021)This one's tracking to be my favorite.
Bride of Chucky (1998)Perhaps the greatest love scene ever filmed.
Seance (2021)A particularly pleasant blend of horror potpourri.
The Forever Purge (2021) Dir. Everardo GoutFox Headline: Mexico OPENS BORDER! also murder.
House of Wax (1995)Alright, Internet, you win: it's pretty good.
The Monster Club (1981)The Price of admission: bad musical numbers.
You're Next (2011)Taking so long to die is inconsiderate.
Mad God (2021, dir. Phil Tippett)A numbing procession of bleak, revolting scenarios.orTippett worked 30 years for this? THIS!?!
DEAD OF NIGHT (1945)Beginning of the Ventriloquist Dummy Cinematic Universe.
THE BAT (1959)Don't trust Vincent Price as your doctor.
IN SEARCH OF DARKNESS (the first one) Over four hours can't cover 80s horror?
RETURN TO HALLOWEENTOWN (2006) Do we ever see the actual town?
House (1985, dir. Steve Miner)♫ Where everybody knows your Vietnam war trauma ♫
Nightbreed (1990) Jesus Clive, you okay over there buddy?
Creepshow (1982)Stephen King's only acting note: NEVER BLINK
A Bay of BloodGet Simon. Who the hell is Simon?!
Thirteen Ghosts (2001)Pity that GhoulGhoul Glass never caught on.
Insidious 2 (2013) Wan's went bonkers in 3rd act before
Cemetery of Terror (1985)Have no fear. Hugo Stiglitz is here!
And Soon the Darkness (1970)I believe in a thing called love.
Rings (2017)This is a VCR, from ancient times.
Extraterrestrial Visitors (1983)I'm almost positive Tobe Hooper directed this.
Directed by Juan Piquer Simón, who also directed FTM favorite Pieces. The lead actor also memorably played Kendall in Pieces.
Better known as MST3K fan-favorite episode "Pod People." :-D
Tusk (2014)Dir: Kevin SmithWish I could not-see that walrus suit.
CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT (1991) Vampires are one thing, but sewer vampires?
Frankenstein's Island(1981, Dir: Jerry Warren)bikini clad alien descendants? You sold me.orLight at Sheila Frankenstein's place is neon
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)Foot fetish? Sure. But a Cheech fetish?
Devil Fetus (1983)That's not how you use a vase
The Dark is Death's Friend (aka The Killer Must Kill Again) 1975The unsunk Beetle didn't tip you off?
The Devil Has Seven Faces 1971Didn't see seven faces but someone's two-faced!
The Brood (1979, dir. David Cronenberg)Home birthing taken a bit too far.
Daughters of Darkness (1971)Striking seaside succubus seduces shower slipping Stefan.
Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter 1966Frankenstein's just missing the baby oil glisten!
There's Someone Inside Your House (2021)"Corn in the USA" - Perfect festival name.
Train to Busan Presents: Peninsula (2020), Dir: Yeon Sang-HoLike Army of the Dead, only entertaining.
Deep Star 6(1989, Dir: Sean S. Cunningham)Ferrer play guys that blow up wellor How many half Mccoys equal one Guttenberg
The Birds (1963)Like The Happening, but birds, not trees.
Hatchet II (2010)Who knew Tony Todd was so muscular?
THE NIGHTBOOKS (2021) Metaphor for screenwriter disagreeing with directors, producers.
No One Gets Out AliveI'm being lazy with watches so far.
Psycho III(1986) Norman has Mommy issues...and MUMMY issues.
Cheap Thrills"Baby, you can't keep crying shit bandit."
Evil Dead (1981)I wish stop motion was still prevalent.
The Mummy (1959)This movie's got a whole lotta flashback.
Red State (2011, dir. Kevin Smith)Stephen Root plays Cop who's not Out
SHE DEVIL (1957)Don't ever mess with the pineal gland.
Torso (1973)It's exactly what you think it is.
The Devil Inside (2012)The Exorcist with more poppin' and lockin'
THE THING (2011) Flimsy movie. They should've hired a carpenter.
Midsommar (2019)Why a caged bear? Oh, you'll see.
This is why I won't do shrooms
American Gothic (John Hough, 1987)This one is not as museum worthy.
The Mummy (1932)How the Mummy Totally Stole Dracula’s Screenplay
The Blood Beast Terror (1968)BONUS: Characters put on endless Frankenstein play.
Tusk (2014)Rob and Patrick's wish is my command.
The Fog (1980)Don’t tell Adrienne Barbeau the babysitter’s dead.
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Horror of Dracula (1958) - Sunshine on my shoulders makes me dusty...
Tusk (2014, dir. Kevin Smith)The Walrus Murders: A Guy LaPointe Mystery
Candyman (1992)This one's got it all: hooks, bees...
Candyman (2021)Shouldn't have watched these back-to-back.
Wolfen (1981)Naked, howling, Olmos less wolf-y than Finney
**Naked, howling Olmos less wolf-y than Finney
A Chinese Ghost Story (1987)Well made but not really my jam
Frontier(s) (2007)Probably has a shit rating on Airbnb
Slaxx (2020)These mean jeans are also dancy pants
The Pit and the Pendulum (1961)Shucks we are a family of cucks
The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)Died bringing pizza, rude not to eat
Critters 4(1992, Dir: Rupert Harvey)Angela Bassett had a really weird 1992.or I miss when Charlie used to drink
Deadly FriendDir. Wes Craven 1986Death by basketball is still the best
My Dear Killer 1972Box read decapitation by excavation... yes please!
Tusk (2014)I don’t know…get a real one?
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M. Night Shyamalan's THE HAPPENING (2008, HBO Max) with the F This Movie SMM 2021 Commentary Track.
ReplyDeleteMike Pomaro couldn't make it? That blows!
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Wahlberg/Deschanel's favorite videogame: "Zelda: Wind Waker."
John Carpenter's HALLOWEEN (1978, 4K UHD Blu-ray) with the John Carpenter and Jamie Lee Curtis commentary track.
ReplyDeleteJLC's 'That's scary, John!!!' lethal drinking game.
'70's CREATURE FEATURE' TWO-FER!
ReplyDeleteSteven Spielberg's JAWS: 45th ANNIVERSARY EDITION (4K UHD Blu-ray).
Quint's choppers in 4K. Scarier-looking than Jaws'.
OR
Mayor Vaugh's Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat Fashion Collection.
Sergio Martino's THE GREAT ALLIGATOR (1979, Amazon $0.99 Rental) for the first time. Also on regular YouTube.
ReplyDeleteBarbara Bach's gorgeous. And... thhhhat's all folks.
For an Italian exploitation fan like me, I had a good time with The Great Alligator. A little hard to fathom the director of TORSO and THE STRANGE VICE OF MRS WARDH making this, though.
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ReplyDeleteWell, we are reading our movies now
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Second hand accounts of Zombies are terrifying
Spiral dir. Darren Lynn Bousmann 2021
ReplyDeleteBad movie. Hope the book is better.
One Cut of the Dead (2017)
ReplyDeleteHorror movie love for horror movie lovers.
Malignant (2021, Dir. James Wan)
ReplyDeleteGabriel's favourite movie is Drop Dead Fred.
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Jesus, Rik Mayall looks rough in this.
THE VICTIM (2006)
ReplyDeleteSometimes narrative cleverness can go too far.
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First half: engaging; second half: frustrating. Disappointed.
Dead Silence, dir James Wan, 2007
ReplyDeleteThe town's ventriloquist school must be amazing.
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A Movie's promise, Pledge, Turn and Prestige
(first time doing this!)
ReplyDeletePOSSESSION (1981)
Subway buskers are getting out of hand.
The Red House (1947, dir. Delmer Daves)
ReplyDeleteLooks more black and white to me.
Midnight Mass (2021)
ReplyDeleteYou sure that it is an angel?
Village of the Damned (1995)
ReplyDeleteSuperman and Luke Skywalker won't save you.
THE GHOST (1963)
ReplyDeleteWhat was this movie’s black veil budget?
V/H/S 94 (shudder)
ReplyDeletePlease Be Kind - Rewind.
Batshit crazy fun!
Gravy (2015)
ReplyDeleteBest camel toe explanation in horror history.
Dark Water (2005)
ReplyDeleteLady in water fairy tail goes awry
Wild Zero (1999)
ReplyDeleteAnother guitar sword vs UFO ending? Yawn
Fear Street Part 2: 1978 (2021)
ReplyDeleteWhat's my favorite Fear Street? Three guesses.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988, dir. Renny Harlin)
ReplyDeleteLike ridiculous Freddy resurrections? Well, urine luck.
The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)
ReplyDeleteA genius's brain, sculptor's hands, Beatle's hair
Poltergeist (1982, dir. Tobe Hooper)
ReplyDeleteHe's just going to cook their steak?
...can you imagine being woken up at 3am by the smell? Inconsiderate!
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ReplyDeleteThis is how I wanna go out
Bliss (2019)
ReplyDeleteIt’s a hell of a painting though
The Night Eats The World (2018)
ReplyDeleteHeavy sleepers cautionary tale of zombie apocalypse
Coherence (2013)
ReplyDeleteThey said “Risk will take too long”?
HALLOWEENTOWN HIGH (2004)
ReplyDeleteAre all Disney Channel movies this nonsensical?
Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later (1998, dir. Steve Miner)
ReplyDeleteScary Movie Month SMM7: Seven Word Review
Ghost Story (1981)
ReplyDeleteAlice Krige owns this movie so hard
Fade to Black (1980)
ReplyDeleteWhy you gotta do Mickey like that?
The Dungeon of Harrow (1962)
ReplyDeleteNot at all scary, but quite harrowing.
Hell House LLC III: Lake of Fire (2019)
ReplyDeleteHell House LLC must have gone bankrupt.
Bingo Hell (2021)
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong to expect more bingo?
Jaws 2 (1978)
ReplyDeleteI can see why Steve said no
Superhost (2021)
ReplyDeleteWe've all know a bitch from Draper
VHS 94 (2021)
ReplyDeleteTimo makes the best Doom movie ever
The Case for Bloody Iris 1972
ReplyDeleteTrying for 4 George Hilton Gialli today!
The Dungeonmaster AKA Ragewar 1985
ReplyDeleteProof from the 1980s computer dating works.
Werewolves Within (2021, dir. Josh Ruben)
ReplyDeleteWell wrought whodunnit with wrathful weirdos, werewolf
Invisible Ghost (1941)
ReplyDeleteGhost is not invisible, it doesn't exist.
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
ReplyDeleteQT writes himself a foot scene.
The Omen (1976)
ReplyDeleteGregory Peck vs bad hermeneutics.
Alien (1979)
ReplyDeleteCan we talk about the bonus situation?
The Tingler (1959)
ReplyDeleteVincent Price on acid.
Saint Maud (2019)
ReplyDeleteHell! That was a lot of puke
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Filled with bone chilling yet heavenly shots
Curse of the Werewolf (1961)
ReplyDeleteOliver Reed debauches his way to lycanthropy.
Terrifier (2016)
ReplyDeleteJoyless, misogynistic, but hey Art moves merchandise
Violation (2020)
ReplyDeleteGood, didn't need it in my head
Coming Home In The Dark (2021)
ReplyDeleteThis was not a fun family vacation.
V/H/S/94 (2021)
ReplyDeleteThis one's tracking to be my favorite.
Bride of Chucky (1998)
ReplyDeletePerhaps the greatest love scene ever filmed.
Seance (2021)
ReplyDeleteA particularly pleasant blend of horror potpourri.
The Forever Purge (2021) Dir. Everardo Gout
ReplyDeleteFox Headline: Mexico OPENS BORDER! also murder.
House of Wax (1995)
ReplyDeleteAlright, Internet, you win: it's pretty good.
The Monster Club (1981)
ReplyDeleteThe Price of admission: bad musical numbers.
You're Next (2011)
ReplyDeleteTaking so long to die is inconsiderate.
Mad God (2021, dir. Phil Tippett)
ReplyDeleteA numbing procession of bleak, revolting scenarios.
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Tippett worked 30 years for this? THIS!?!
DEAD OF NIGHT (1945)
ReplyDeleteBeginning of the Ventriloquist Dummy Cinematic Universe.
THE BAT (1959)
ReplyDeleteDon't trust Vincent Price as your doctor.
IN SEARCH OF DARKNESS (the first one)
ReplyDeleteOver four hours can't cover 80s horror?
RETURN TO HALLOWEENTOWN (2006)
ReplyDeleteDo we ever see the actual town?
House (1985, dir. Steve Miner)
ReplyDelete♫ Where everybody knows your Vietnam war trauma ♫
Nightbreed (1990)
ReplyDeleteJesus Clive, you okay over there buddy?
Creepshow (1982)
ReplyDeleteStephen King's only acting note: NEVER BLINK
A Bay of Blood
ReplyDeleteGet Simon. Who the hell is Simon?!
Thirteen Ghosts (2001)
ReplyDeletePity that GhoulGhoul Glass never caught on.
Insidious 2 (2013)
ReplyDeleteWan's went bonkers in 3rd act before
Cemetery of Terror (1985)
ReplyDeleteHave no fear. Hugo Stiglitz is here!
And Soon the Darkness (1970)
ReplyDeleteI believe in a thing called love.
Rings (2017)
ReplyDeleteThis is a VCR, from ancient times.
Extraterrestrial Visitors (1983)
ReplyDeleteI'm almost positive Tobe Hooper directed this.
Directed by Juan Piquer Simón, who also directed FTM favorite Pieces. The lead actor also memorably played Kendall in Pieces.
DeleteBetter known as MST3K fan-favorite episode "Pod People." :-D
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Wish I could not-see that walrus suit.
CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT (1991)
ReplyDeleteVampires are one thing, but sewer vampires?
Frankenstein's Island(1981, Dir: Jerry Warren)
ReplyDeletebikini clad alien descendants? You sold me.
or
Light at Sheila Frankenstein's place is neon
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
ReplyDeleteFoot fetish? Sure. But a Cheech fetish?
Devil Fetus (1983)
ReplyDeleteThat's not how you use a vase
The Dark is Death's Friend (aka The Killer Must Kill Again) 1975
ReplyDeleteThe unsunk Beetle didn't tip you off?
The Devil Has Seven Faces 1971
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The Brood (1979, dir. David Cronenberg)
ReplyDeleteHome birthing taken a bit too far.
Daughters of Darkness (1971)
ReplyDeleteStriking seaside succubus seduces shower slipping Stefan.
Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter 1966
ReplyDeleteFrankenstein's just missing the baby oil glisten!
There's Someone Inside Your House (2021)
ReplyDelete"Corn in the USA" - Perfect festival name.
Train to Busan Presents: Peninsula (2020), Dir: Yeon Sang-Ho
ReplyDeleteLike Army of the Dead, only entertaining.
Deep Star 6(1989, Dir: Sean S. Cunningham)
ReplyDeleteFerrer play guys that blow up well
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How many half Mccoys equal one Guttenberg
The Birds (1963)
ReplyDeleteLike The Happening, but birds, not trees.
Hatchet II (2010)
ReplyDeleteWho knew Tony Todd was so muscular?
THE NIGHTBOOKS (2021)
ReplyDeleteMetaphor for screenwriter disagreeing with directors, producers.
No One Gets Out Alive
ReplyDeleteI'm being lazy with watches so far.
Psycho III(1986) Norman has Mommy issues...and MUMMY issues.
ReplyDeleteCheap Thrills
ReplyDelete"Baby, you can't keep crying shit bandit."
Evil Dead (1981)
ReplyDeleteI wish stop motion was still prevalent.
The Mummy (1959)
ReplyDeleteThis movie's got a whole lotta flashback.
Red State (2011, dir. Kevin Smith)
ReplyDeleteStephen Root plays Cop who's not Out
SHE DEVIL (1957)
ReplyDeleteDon't ever mess with the pineal gland.
Torso (1973)
ReplyDeleteIt's exactly what you think it is.
The Devil Inside (2012)
ReplyDeleteThe Exorcist with more poppin' and lockin'
THE THING (2011)
ReplyDeleteFlimsy movie. They should've hired a carpenter.
Midsommar (2019)
ReplyDeleteWhy a caged bear? Oh, you'll see.
This is why I won't do shrooms
DeleteAmerican Gothic (John Hough, 1987)
ReplyDeleteThis one is not as museum worthy.
The Mummy (1932)
ReplyDeleteHow the Mummy Totally Stole Dracula’s Screenplay
The Blood Beast Terror (1968)
ReplyDeleteBONUS: Characters put on endless Frankenstein play.
Tusk (2014)
ReplyDeleteRob and Patrick's wish is my command.
The Fog (1980)
ReplyDeleteDon’t tell Adrienne Barbeau the babysitter’s dead.
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ReplyDeleteHorror of Dracula (1958) - Sunshine on my shoulders makes me dusty...
ReplyDeleteTusk (2014, dir. Kevin Smith)
ReplyDeleteThe Walrus Murders: A Guy LaPointe Mystery
Candyman (1992)
ReplyDeleteThis one's got it all: hooks, bees...
Candyman (2021)
ReplyDeleteShouldn't have watched these back-to-back.
Wolfen (1981)
ReplyDeleteNaked, howling, Olmos less wolf-y than Finney
**Naked, howling Olmos less wolf-y than Finney
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ReplyDeleteWell made but not really my jam
Frontier(s) (2007)
ReplyDeleteProbably has a shit rating on Airbnb
Slaxx (2020)
ReplyDeleteThese mean jeans are also dancy pants
The Pit and the Pendulum (1961)
ReplyDeleteShucks we are a family of cucks
The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)
ReplyDeleteDied bringing pizza, rude not to eat
Critters 4(1992, Dir: Rupert Harvey)
ReplyDeleteAngela Bassett had a really weird 1992.
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I miss when Charlie used to drink
Deadly Friend
ReplyDeleteDir. Wes Craven 1986
Death by basketball is still the best
My Dear Killer 1972
ReplyDeleteBox read decapitation by excavation... yes please!
Tusk (2014)
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