Tom Atkins, Bruce Campbell, Richard Roundtree and Robert Z'Dar in William Lustig's MANIAC COP (1988, Blu-ray). Also streaming for free on PLEX and VUDU.
William Lustig's MANIAC COP 3: BADGE OF SILENCE (1992, 4K UHD Blu-ray). First time seeing movie in 4K. Also streaming for free on Amazon Prime, TUBI, Freevee, VUDU, Roku Channel and Pluto.
Tom Atkins, Bruce Campbell, Richard Roundtree and Robert Z'Dar in William Lustig's MANIAC COP (1988, Blu-ray). Also streaming for free on PLEX and VUDU.
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Decade-old transfer lusts for Lustig-supervised 4K remaster.
William Lustig's MANIAC COP 2 (1990, 4K UHD Blu-ray). Also streaming for free on PLEX, Roku Channel, VUDU, Freevee, TUBI and Pluto.
ReplyDeleteTwo chins enter (Campbell's, Z'Dar's), one "lives."
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Tops prequel, "Terminator" at police station massacres.
William Lustig's MANIAC COP 3: BADGE OF SILENCE (1992, 4K UHD Blu-ray). First time seeing movie in 4K. Also streaming for free on Amazon Prime, TUBI, Freevee, VUDU, Roku Channel and Pluto.
ReplyDeleteHaddonfield Memorial's cathedral-sized Manhattan branch's annual bloodbath.
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"NBA Jam" of franchise. "HE'S ON FIRE!"
Brian De Palma's CARRIE (1976, Blu-ray).
ReplyDeleteBest pound-for-pound payoff to tense-as-hell, worth-the-lengthy-build-up finale.
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William Katt's prom Kryptonite: creamy dirty pillows.
MALIGNANT (2021, Dir. James Wan)
ReplyDeleteSome folks fall ass forwards into revenge.
RABID (1977)
ReplyDeleteHow to deal with movie talkers, revealed!
Vampyros Lesbos (1971)
ReplyDeleteWatched it for the vampyros, I swear.
BARBARIAN (2022)
ReplyDeleteSpeaks the truth: it's all Reagan's fault.
Village of the Damned, dir Wolf Rilla, 1960
ReplyDeleteNothing more terrifying than child's inquisitive stare
Halloween Kills (2022)
ReplyDeleteUnexpected inner thought: "Is the motorcycle haunted?"
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Yay...we finally got Halloween vs Christine
Jennifer (1978, Dir. Brice Mack)
ReplyDeleteI shouldn’t have bought Carrie from Wish.com
31 (2016)
ReplyDeleteThe ending rubs me the wrong way
THE UNINVITED (1944)
ReplyDeleteMore 1940's romantic comedy horror movies, please!
PSYCHO (1998)
ReplyDeleteEasily top 5 Vince Vaughn masturbation movies.
HALLOWEEN II (2009)
ReplyDeleteScout-Taylor Compton career resurgence when now??
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ReplyDeleteCAN'T STOP THE MUSIC (1978)
ReplyDeleteCan't sleep... Village People will eat me!
She Will (2022)
ReplyDeleteGlad Malcolm McDowell decided to show up.
ReplyDeleteDon't F**k In The Woods (2016)
Drunkenly to It Follows.... "Hold my beer"
Terrifier 2 (2022)
ReplyDeleteThis is my seven word review. Done.
Butterfly Kisses (2018)
ReplyDeleteBye Bye Man documentary is pretty good.
CROCODILE (2000)
ReplyDeleteIn which crocodile enjoys some Sunny Delight.
Orphan: First Kill (2022)
ReplyDeleteI'm always down for a furious Stiles.
The Unknown (1927)
ReplyDeleteTarantino, Uma remake would be fitting (footing).
NINA FOREVER (2015)
ReplyDeleteMovie gives new meaning to "strange bedfellows."
This is from Lolo K. (it wouldn't post for her):
ReplyDeleteZOMBIE (1979)
Erika came for zombies, stayed for boobs
(Wait a minute...)
ZOMBIE (1979)
ReplyDeleteI came for zombies, stayed for boobs
Terror Train
ReplyDeleteWe filmed this movie in Canada. Sorey.
TRILOGY OF TERROR (1975)
ReplyDeleteKaren Black, a QUEEN among scream queens!
THE WOLF MAN (1941)
ReplyDeleteNoone does the werewolf strut like Lon!
DEAD OF NIGHT (1945)
ReplyDeleteAntique store mirrors are always bad news.
Bad Candy (2020)
ReplyDeleteIt's right there in the title. Bad.
Hellraiser (2022)
ReplyDeleteEleven movies and still no Cinna-bites cereal?
The Exorcist III (1990)
ReplyDeleteFirst horror I ever watched! Still terrifying.
Did you watch the director's cut, aka Legion. Despite some scenes being vhs quality, it's way better
DeleteExorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
ReplyDeleteGive the kids what they want. Locusts!
Frankenstein (1931)
ReplyDeleteThe original "fuck around, find out" story.
Son of Frankenstein (1939)
ReplyDeleteI'm as impotent as a Universal Burgermeister.
Nina Forever (2015, dir. Ben & Chris Blaine)
ReplyDeleteI'm starting to suspect it's a metaphor...
The Fan (1981)
ReplyDeleteWait just a minute. Where's the baseball?
Child's Play 2 (1990)
ReplyDeleteEasy, breezy slasher sequel. Only 84 minutes!
An American Werewolf in London (1981) dir. John Landis
ReplyDeleteNote to self: stay off the moors.
Nina Forever
ReplyDeleteTwo's company, three is a bloody crowd.
Häxan: Witchcraft Through the Ages (1922)
ReplyDeleteThe Devil’s horny: banging shutters, churning butter.
Happy Death Day (2017)
ReplyDeleteIndubitably a better movie with Ned Ryerson.
MORBIUS (2022)
ReplyDeleteComing soon: Morbius Kills and Morbius Ends.
Mad God (2021)
ReplyDeleteDid someone slip me all the drugs?
The Gorgon (1964)
ReplyDeleteChristopher Lee’s moustache steals the whole movie!
Twins of Evil (1971)
ReplyDeleteBefore twins had Doublemint of keep busy…
Vampire Lovers (1970)
ReplyDeleteOne scene is strangely out of place…
Two Faces of Dr. Jeckyl (1960)
ReplyDeleteInteresting twist on tale: Lee is gigolo!
Curse of the Werewolf (1961)
ReplyDeleteYeah, Yeah, I know, “Where’s the wolf?”
Phantom of the Opera (1962)
ReplyDeleteThe Phantom I grew up with/love.
The Mummy (1959)
ReplyDeleteCushing as Van Helsing by another name!
The Amityville Horror (1979)
ReplyDeleteMuch scarier back then in high school
The Beast Must Die (1974)
ReplyDeleteDon't bother me, I'm on "werewolf break"
The Sentinel (1977; Dir. M. Winner)
ReplyDeleteDeliciously bonkers, campy, gory and stunning cast.
Axe (1975, Frederick R Friedel)
ReplyDeleteLisa studied hand washing from Vincent Vega.
The Quatermass Xperiment (1955, Val Guest)
ReplyDeleteGetting warm fuzzies from these cold pricklies!
Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell (1974, Terence Fisher)
ReplyDeleteFrankenstein created life... It's Gorilla Oliver Reed!
Looney Tunes Spooktacula (2022)
ReplyDeleteNice to see the old gang again.
The Munsters (2022)
ReplyDeleteBig fun! Bold colors! Now shut up!
Halloween Ends (2022)
ReplyDeleteCall me crazy; I really liked it.
We Need to Do Something (2021)
ReplyDeleteAbout posting 7 word reviews late AF
THE UNDEAD (1957)
ReplyDeleteHamlet's gravedigger gets his own spinoff movie.
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