Heather Langenkamp in WES CRAVEN'S NEW NIGHTMARE (1994, 35mm) at Brooklyn's Nitehawk Cinema in Prospect Park.Movie Heather overcomes hubby's death rather quickly.ORHas it been seven years?!?! R.I.P. Wes. OR"Pet Sematary" baby struggles with LA lifestyle.
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Eli Craig's TUCKER AND DALE VS. EVIL (2010, Amazon Prime).Tucker, "Clerks'" Dante should share waaaambulance ride.ORSurprised Jack Black-as-Dale reboot/sequel hasn't happened.ORGreat twofer with Eli Roth's "Cabin Fever."
David Gordon Green's HALLOWEEN KILLS (2021, 4K UHD Blu-ray) with the Forever Cinematic Commentary Track. Also streaming on HBO Max.Judy Greer's grounded performance keeps getting better.ORAllyson: 'Nah, gun-wielding Cameron's NOT psychotic enough!'
SCREAM, PRETTY PEGGY (1973)Not quite enough screaming to justify title.
CARRIE (1976)Motherly love can be taken too far
TITANE (2021, Dir. Julia Ducournau)That's one way to service a car.
Range 15 (2016, dir. Ross Patterson)This movie killed my faith in humanity.
BEYOND LOCH NESS (2008) This plesiosaurus is somewhat less than pleasing.
VHS/99 (2022)Please be kind, rewind. Overdue fee? Death!
The Grandmother (2022, Dir. Paco Plaza)I would've killed grandma day fucking 1.
The Scream Team (2002)An elevated Disney Channel Original horror movie
Phantom Thread (2017)Mother's ghost in corner equals scary movie?
The Blob (1958)Danny’s the true victim, never got dog.
Doctor Sleep (2019, dir. Mike Flanagan) (Director's Cut)Rebecca Ferguson says "Hi there", I'm floored.
VHS 99This is the Jackass Zombie challenge
Gremlins (1984)The first rule of Gremlins club is...orCates. Reinhold. Wait, where's the pool scene?
Jennifer's Body (2009)Horror movie weirdly hateful of goth kids.
Cursed (2005)I'm not not into werewolf Judy Greer.
Smile (2022)Professional burnout brilliantly and pain-stakingly on camera. Less dramatic 7-words, but another observation:Only afflicts the most hygienic of mouths.
Scarecrows (1988)Where's Larry Drake when you need him?
FRIDAY THE 13th (1980) Blatant exploitation and unoriginal, but so fun!
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)Forrest Gump spunk’s got nuttin’ on Leatherface.
BAMBI (1942) Fooled you! I actually watched The Descent.
Cronos. 1993. Guillermo del ToroMan transforms from old to… still old?
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985)Girls love when guys pop their cork.
Blue Blood (1974, dir. Andrew Sinclair)I want what the editor was smoking.
The Mutilator (1984)This guy's dad was a real asshole!
IntruderTrust me. Retail makes you wanna kill.
Psycho (1998)Please finance my shot for shot remake.
ShockerI can't think of any electricity puns.
ZOMBIES (2018) 25 percent zombie musical, 75 percent football.
Maniac (1980)Feel like I need a shower now.
The Exorcist 3Best Dream Sequence or Best Dream Sequence?
Amityville 3D (1983)Um, Full House? Ya, full of ghosts.
Body Melt (1993)Let's put anotha melt on da bahday!
Pumpkinhead (1988)Revenge much like pumpkin pie: served cold.
Amityville Dollhouse (1996)Only insane person directed amityville sequels apparently
ZOMBIES 2 (2020) Rap battles composed by Lin Manuel Mi-braaains-a.
Halloween Ends(2022). The ENDS do indeed justify the memes
The People Who Own The Dark (1976 León Klimovsky)More like Tombs of the Blind LivingORNaschy Assault on Eyes Wide Shut Ins
ZOMBIES 3 (2022) This franchise is canonical Galaxy Quest now?
Pearl (2022)Omg I love this movie so much
The Legend of Boggy Creek (1972)"Fouke Monster" was my nickname...well never.
His House (2020)Evil defeated; still worried about asbestos though
Scary Movie (2000)Finally old enough to get Prince joke
The House on Sorority Row (1982)The youth need to stop accidentally murdering
Psycho Goreman (2020)Don’t mess with PG’s hunky boys son.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)Big hair Nancy? Arquette? Fishburne? Dokken? EXCELLENT!
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Heather Langenkamp in WES CRAVEN'S NEW NIGHTMARE (1994, 35mm) at Brooklyn's Nitehawk Cinema in Prospect Park.
ReplyDeleteMovie Heather overcomes hubby's death rather quickly.
OR
Has it been seven years?!?! R.I.P. Wes.
OR
"Pet Sematary" baby struggles with LA lifestyle.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteEli Craig's TUCKER AND DALE VS. EVIL (2010, Amazon Prime).
DeleteTucker, "Clerks'" Dante should share waaaambulance ride.
OR
Surprised Jack Black-as-Dale reboot/sequel hasn't happened.
OR
Great twofer with Eli Roth's "Cabin Fever."
David Gordon Green's HALLOWEEN KILLS (2021, 4K UHD Blu-ray) with the Forever Cinematic Commentary Track. Also streaming on HBO Max.
ReplyDeleteJudy Greer's grounded performance keeps getting better.
OR
Allyson: 'Nah, gun-wielding Cameron's NOT psychotic enough!'
SCREAM, PRETTY PEGGY (1973)
ReplyDeleteNot quite enough screaming to justify title.
CARRIE (1976)
ReplyDeleteMotherly love can be taken too far
TITANE (2021, Dir. Julia Ducournau)
ReplyDeleteThat's one way to service a car.
Range 15 (2016, dir. Ross Patterson)
ReplyDeleteThis movie killed my faith in humanity.
BEYOND LOCH NESS (2008)
ReplyDeleteThis plesiosaurus is somewhat less than pleasing.
ReplyDeleteVHS/99 (2022)
Please be kind, rewind. Overdue fee? Death!
The Grandmother (2022, Dir. Paco Plaza)
ReplyDeleteI would've killed grandma day fucking 1.
The Scream Team (2002)
ReplyDeleteAn elevated Disney Channel Original horror movie
Phantom Thread (2017)
ReplyDeleteMother's ghost in corner equals scary movie?
The Blob (1958)
ReplyDeleteDanny’s the true victim, never got dog.
Doctor Sleep (2019, dir. Mike Flanagan) (Director's Cut)
ReplyDeleteRebecca Ferguson says "Hi there", I'm floored.
VHS 99
ReplyDeleteThis is the Jackass Zombie challenge
Gremlins (1984)
ReplyDeleteThe first rule of Gremlins club is...
or
Cates. Reinhold. Wait, where's the pool scene?
Jennifer's Body (2009)
ReplyDeleteHorror movie weirdly hateful of goth kids.
Cursed (2005)
ReplyDeleteI'm not not into werewolf Judy Greer.
Smile (2022)
ReplyDeleteProfessional burnout brilliantly and pain-stakingly on camera.
Less dramatic 7-words, but another observation:
Only afflicts the most hygienic of mouths.
Scarecrows (1988)
ReplyDeleteWhere's Larry Drake when you need him?
FRIDAY THE 13th (1980)
ReplyDeleteBlatant exploitation and unoriginal, but so fun!
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
ReplyDeleteForrest Gump spunk’s got nuttin’ on Leatherface.
BAMBI (1942)
ReplyDeleteFooled you! I actually watched The Descent.
Cronos. 1993. Guillermo del Toro
ReplyDeleteMan transforms from old to… still old?
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985)
ReplyDeleteGirls love when guys pop their cork.
Blue Blood (1974, dir. Andrew Sinclair)
ReplyDeleteI want what the editor was smoking.
The Mutilator (1984)
ReplyDeleteThis guy's dad was a real asshole!
Intruder
ReplyDeleteTrust me. Retail makes you wanna kill.
Psycho (1998)
ReplyDeletePlease finance my shot for shot remake.
Shocker
ReplyDeleteI can't think of any electricity puns.
ZOMBIES (2018)
ReplyDelete25 percent zombie musical, 75 percent football.
Maniac (1980)
ReplyDeleteFeel like I need a shower now.
The Exorcist 3
ReplyDeleteBest Dream Sequence or Best Dream Sequence?
Amityville 3D (1983)
ReplyDeleteUm, Full House? Ya, full of ghosts.
Body Melt (1993)
ReplyDeleteLet's put anotha melt on da bahday!
Pumpkinhead (1988)
ReplyDeleteRevenge much like pumpkin pie: served cold.
Amityville Dollhouse (1996)
ReplyDeleteOnly insane person directed amityville sequels apparently
ZOMBIES 2 (2020)
ReplyDeleteRap battles composed by Lin Manuel Mi-braaains-a.
Halloween Ends(2022). The ENDS do indeed justify the memes
ReplyDeleteThe People Who Own The Dark (1976 León Klimovsky)
ReplyDeleteMore like Tombs of the Blind Living
OR
Naschy Assault on Eyes Wide Shut Ins
ZOMBIES 3 (2022)
ReplyDeleteThis franchise is canonical Galaxy Quest now?
Pearl (2022)
ReplyDeleteOmg I love this movie so much
The Legend of Boggy Creek (1972)
ReplyDelete"Fouke Monster" was my nickname...well never.
His House (2020)
ReplyDeleteEvil defeated; still worried about asbestos though
Scary Movie (2000)
ReplyDeleteFinally old enough to get Prince joke
The House on Sorority Row (1982)
ReplyDeleteThe youth need to stop accidentally murdering
Psycho Goreman (2020)
ReplyDeleteDon’t mess with PG’s hunky boys son.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
ReplyDeleteBig hair Nancy? Arquette? Fishburne? Dokken? EXCELLENT!
These reviews have been counted for the monthly tally. Please post your reviews on today's thread.
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