Bishal Dutta's IT LIVES INSIDE (2023, THEATER) for the first time."Dick" reaches 'first base.' Gets swung... hard!OROutstanding, emotional, cathartic ending. Unusual for PG-13.
Halloween (1978) A Debra Hill ProductionAfter Lynda, all downhill for Bob anyway.
Dario Argento's OPERA (1987, DVD).Knock! Knock!BANG!"She's dead!!!"The end.
THE MAN WHO LAUGHS (1928) Is this the first horror movie carnival?
Stuart Gordon's DOLLS (1987, AMAZON PRIME).If "M3GAN" and "Annabelle" smoked crack together.
The Raven(1935 Dir. Louis Friedlander aka Lew Landers)Guests unimpressed by Bela's sweet Poe collection
Tom Atkins and Jamie Lee Curtis in John Carpenter's THE FOG (1980, AMAZON PRIME).Atkins' carpet-stache matches Curtis' drapes. HITCHHIKING RULEZ!!!
Jacob's Ladder, Adrian Lyne 1990(in a Stefon accent)Hallucination's has everything, angels, demons, lizard erections.
Sleepy Hollow Tim Burton 1999RIP Michael Gambon, you are a legend
The Cottage (2008, Dir. Paul Andrew Williams)Brit splat oddity turns into a Serkis.
Evilspeak (1981)This happened to my buddy John Wick.
Birth/Rebirth 2023Dead is better? Jud never met Muriel.
Saw XBest 10th instalment not set in space
Cobweb (2023)Is this is how my sister homeschools?
The Raven (1963)Price helps Lorre, Karloff chew scenery. Yum!
Dracula, dir Tod Browning, 1931Yes, Dracula calls his biggest possum bitey
Cocaine Bear (2023)Ok forest friends: time for Yogi intervention.
Vampyr (1932, dir. Carl Theodor Dreyer)The ancestor to Buffy der Vampyr Mörderin.
Anatomie (2000 Dir. Stefan Ruzowitzky)Less medically accurate than The Human Centipede
Christine (1983)What I imagine Tesla drivers are like
Stir of Echoes (1999)The family's like Metro f*cked Kuma's Corner
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Psycho (1998)Patrick made me a believer in rePsychoing.
Dracula's Daughter (1936)Only have one hour free? Universal Monsters!
The Great Yokai War (2005)Takashi Miike makes a children's monster movie!
Frankenstein | 1931 | James WhaleAccept No Substitutes, Choose Normal Brand™️ Brains!
Grow Up, Tony Phillips (2013) dir. Emily HaginsCouldn’t Tony have tricked, treated AND partied?
April Fool’s Day (1986)Please god, let it be ding-dongs.
The Mummy (1932)Nothing says Ancient Egypt like "Swan Lake."
Casper (1995) - Touching haunt, could'a used more Mel Gibson
Dickshark (2016, dir. Bill Zebub)It's waaaaayyy too long.So's the movie.
What is this? I seems like a bare bones concept that didn't go beyond a funny poster and tagline, but it somehow ended up with the running time of Lawrence of Arabia.
It's a fucking abomination. It's like staring into the abyss and having the abyss stare back at you. JB wrote about it a few years ago, but mere words aren't enough to describe Dickshark.
And it’s coming out on special edition Blu-Ray on October 10!
Ah, I even commented on that review. "Very funny" (referring to the review, not the movie).
Dolls (1987)Fantastic! Let dolls have all the crack.
The Hills Have Eyes (2006)Oppenheimer Part 2: The Hills Have Eyes
The Bride of Frankenstein | 1935 | James WhaleA Hiss. No Kiss. Averted Wedded Bliss.
Dracula (1979) Theatrical cutGreat Dracula, but a weak Van Helsing.
It Follows (2014)Great. Now I'm afraid of people walking.
Saw II (2005, dir. Darren Lynn Bousman)Detective Matthews didn't have right stuff, baby.
House of Darkness (2022) Dir: Neil LaButeLong's HoD/Barbarian characters deserve a good walrusing.
TALK TO ME (2023)Talk to the hand... sorry, couldn't resist.
FAUST (1994):The only Faust with puppet sex, guaranteed.
THE PIT (1981) Yankovic: "PIT me with your best shot!"
The Lost Boys (1987)Richard Gilmore leads a team of hooligans.
Dracula (1931)Dracula: "Fuck! Everybody just has mirrors now?!"
Saw (2004)Some Ajax will cut through that problem.
The Gallows (2015)Theater is way more dangerous than football.
Mausoleum (1983)Her green eyes make my head explode.
The Pit (1981)Pit with monkeys or Pitt's 12 Monkeys?
Ghostkeeper(1981 Dir. Jim Matichuk)Wendigo? When to stay? The eternal debate
BOOK OF SHADOWS: BLAIR WITCH 2 (2000):Well, we’re off to a bad start!
Dracula (1979) Director's cutDesaturation terrible substitute for Black & White.
THE VAMPIRE LOVERS (1970) Fine, just throw me onto the Pitt.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)Start watching this and you’ll be “hooked.”
The Invisible Man Returns (1940)That kid Vincent Price is going places!
Saw II (2005)Detective Matthews, you've got the right scruff!
PHANTOM SHIP (1935) Bela Lugosi as Popeye is interesting casting.
PET SEMATARY: BLOODLINES (2023):It will absorb eighty-seven of your minutes.
May (2002)In 2023, Soozy gets three spinoff movies.
BTW Patrick I'm digging the new F THIS MOVIE font. It's a Fun House to be at during SMM.
Doug deserves all the credit!
GINGER SNAPS 2: UNLEASHED 2007(Dir. Brett Sullivan)Lady's fap yoga gave Brigitte man hands!
Dead Heat (1988)I'm in love with Lucas Giolito's mom
Saw II (2005)Interesting, took this out of the basement.
Saw III (2006)I demand we get justice for Dizzy!
Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)As usual, a great start for SMM.
Scream For Help (1984) First time watch. Sleazier than I expected!
TWINS OF EVIL (1971) These puritans are perhaps not so puritanical.
Talk to Me (2023)These damn kids and their hand stuff.
Saw IV (2007)Think I'm done answering the call backs.
-Insidious (2010)My astral projection wears a toddler leash.
-Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)Tom Atkins saves world...after this drink.
-The Thing from Another World (1951)Super carrot from space? What a scoop!
-Trick 'R Treat (2007)Currently Zillowing homes in Warren Valley, Ohio.
-Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)Do all apocryphal scriptures have topless parties?
-The Devil's Advocate (1997)Lawyers doing lawyer stuff. Nothing strange here.
-John Carpenter's In the Mouth of Madness (1994)Suspending disbelief watching adults actually reading books.
Alien (1979)Assured girlfriend of Jonesy’s survival several times.
Halloween H20 (1998 Dir Steve Miner)Best Halloween movie ever!!!**Featuring Adam Arkin
The Exorcist (1973) Parenting tip: 12 is a tough age.
Bug (1975 Dir Jeannot Szwarc)Nancy Regan was right about burning roaches?
Frankenstein (1931)"Maybe it'll smell better after the lightning?"
Friday the 13th (2009)What did Christmas ever do to you?
M3GAN (2022) “Trust me, kids love Austin Powers’ outfits!”
Castle Freak (1995)Breastfeeding doesn't mean you bite the titty
The Exorcist (1973)The power of Christ compels… Fathom Events!
Swamp Thing (1982)Cuts? Dissolves? No, Wes cravin more wipes
Green Room (2015)Maeby, you shouldn't piss off the Nazis
No One Will Save You (2023, Dir. Brian Duffield)Kaitlyn Dever vs. aliens and her guilt.
CAPTAIN KRONOS, VAMPIRE HUNTERLow budget, low box office...high fun!!