The Lords of Salem (2012 Dir Rob Zombie)How cute. It has his father's tentacles.orAlmost perfect. Lack of Walgreens hurts film.
Sweeden's EVIL ED: SPECIAL ED-ITION (1995, ARROW BLU-RAY) for the first time.Captures our FTM SMM month-long odyssey perfectly,ORIf Ingmar Bergman directed a Troma movie.
The Nun II (2023, Dir. Michael Chaves)The Bummed Nun That Dumbed, Part Deux
THE DEVILS (1971)Every bit of the hype is true.
The Cabin in the Woods (2011)"Do NOT read the Latin!" killed me.
WE HAVE A GHOST (2023) Glad this ghost harbors no ill will.
The Haunting (1963 - Robert Wise)Secret mission: Miss Moneypenny cut break cord.
Scream IV ( 2023 dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett)Better movie if more Weaving less Mulroney.
The Nun II (2023)Farmiga back in the habit equals snoozeville!or w/ a shoutout to MantzoukasPlease give me "The Nune Three: Nundercover"
THE UNTAMED (2016) Ninety-five percent family drama, five percent tentacles.
The Others (2001)Light allergy is a perfectly cromulent disease
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)Silver Shamrock bought rights to show Halloween
House at the End of the Street (2012, dir. Mark Tonderai)Stupidity at the End of the Movie
V/H/S85 (2023 Shudder)Make It A Blockbuster Night! (and die)
The Exorcist: Believer (2023)Two spinning heads are better than one.
Van Helsing (2004)Dracula was always my favorite Bono persona.
The FunhouseStep right up. Horny Frankenstein awaits you.
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V/H/S/85I can't wait for V/H/S insert year.
Vamp (Dir. Richard Wenk 1986)Patrons are really into interpretive strip acts.
House (1986)Wait... Norm in House?... Not Bar?... What?
V/H/S/85 (2023)Nothing scarier than virtual reality community theater
Asylum (1972, dir. Roy Ward Baker)Magee, Cushing, Rampling, Ekland, Lom... Murderer's row.
The Burning (1981)The real horror's in the opening credits
Eloise (2016)Eliza DushkuBreaks into sepia-toned Insane asylum
Killer Clowns From Outer Space (1988)So the answer on clowns, always scary!
Clown (2014)Actually this clown seems a cool hang
Funny Games (1997)Not really anything funny in this movie.
Terrifier 2 (2022)Beating child with chain new clowning staple
Cobweb (2023) If walls could talk they'd say "Cinnamon"
THE BLOOD-SPLATTERED BRIDE (1972) Director to wardrobe department: “Make everything brown.”
Ghostbusters (1984)Hey! Go check on that little guy!
EXORCIST 2: THE HERETIC (1977):“It was horrible. Utterly horrible. And fascinating.”
Resident Evil (2002)Roundhouse kick, dog, face... that is all
I just couldn't stop writing 7-word reviews while watching The Lost Boys (1987) tonight, so here's a bunch of them:-The Lost Boys (1987)1. Why pretend heterosexuality exists in this movie?2. Dianne Wiest is the world's divorced mother.3. Someone had to storyboard the sax player.4. Michael wants to know who's on first.5. Whiny Jason Patric's at the window again...6. Might be the Ulysses of song lyrics.7. Tears of joy during beach bro massacre.8. Do all vampires dress like J.F. Sebastian toys?Curious to know which (if any) you all like.
I like 4
The Boogeyman (2023)Dir: Rob SavageThat’s one way to opening a movie.
The Omen (2006)This kid's defective, can I return it?
Saw X (2023, dir. Kevin Greutert)Greutert's SAW batting average back above .500
Misery (1990, dir. Rob Reiner)Paul Sheldon needs to be stopped. #ReleaseTheWilkesCut
Carnival of Souls (1962)I wish Herk Harvey made more movies
THE CREEPING FLESH (1973) Regrown finger looks like a… different appendage.
GHOSTHOUSE (1988, Dir. Umberto Lenzi) Preppie ham operators is most fantastical element.
Men (2022)Bad boy bussy be birthin bad boys
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)There are no genitals in this film
The Nun 2 (2023Boy... He's got that Nun in em.
Oculus (2013 dir. Mike Flanagan)Expensive Mirror complicates a room's Feng Shui.
Halloween (1978 Dir John Carpenter)Watched yearly, loved dearly. Its a classic.
ANOTHER WOLFCOP (2016, Dir. Lowell Dean)Probably followed by "Look Who's Wolfing Too"
Frenzy (1972) dir. Alfred HitchcockPerverse. Disturbing. Harrowing… Laugh out loud funny.
Halloween (1978)Seven word recreation of famous musical theme…
Review count for day 10: 50Review total after day 10: 666