Tuesday, October 17, 2023

2023 Scary Movie Challenge Day 17

43 comments:

  1. THE SACRED SPIRIT (2021, ARROW BLU-RAY) for the first time.

    Spaniard ufologists, Turkish child traffickers shouldn't mix.

    OR

    As sublime as "When Evil Lurks'" gory.

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  2. JOHN CARPENTER'S VAMPIRES (1998, AMC+).

    Not first time hooker's bitten Baldwin brother.

    OR

    You bet James Woods' assholery wins day.

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  3. The Thing (1982 dir. John Carpenter)

    Boring movie if Norwegians are better shot.

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  4. The Mummy’s Hand (1940)
    This movie doesn’t know WHAT it is.
    OR:
    Only Mummy movie with a bar-room brawl.

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  5. THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (1999, DVD).

    FMK: F Joshua, Marry Heather, Kill Michael.

    OR

    Remake would at least have iPhone-caliber cameras.

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  6. Dark Harvest (2023, Dir. David Slade)

    Don't Worry Darling 2: The Pumpkinhead Purge

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  7. Halloween: Resurrection (2002 dir. Rick Rosenthal)

    Can't believe I watched it all again.

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  8. Saw IV, Darren Lynn Bousman, 2007

    Jigsaw's Police Academy is a resounding success

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  9. House on Haunted Hill (1999)

    Oh, Taye Diggs, where did you Go

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  10. The Beast Must Die (1974, dir. Paul Annett)

    Solved it. And you can't prove otherwise!

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  11. REANIMATOR (1985)

    What if serum is just Mountain Dew?

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  12. Don't Look Now (1973)
    bad choice before my trip to Venice

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  13. Urban Legend

    How popular is that damn winter coat?

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  14. BRIDE OF REANIMATOR (1990)

    Herbert West is not a good roommate.

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  15. King Kong (1933)
    Denham’s on the level… no funny business.

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  16. The Hunger (1983 - Tony Scott)

    Tony's sexy answer to Ridley's Blade Runner.

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  17. The Wolf Man (1941) dir. George Waggner

    He’s creepier when just a peeping stalker.

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  18. The Cabin in the Woods (2011, dir. Drew Goddard)

    I came to see things Marty's way.

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  19. Bats (1999)

    Beefy animatronic bats answer "Where's the beef?"

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  20. Scare Package II: Rad Chad’s Revenge (2022)
    Dir: Alexandra Barreto, Anthony Cousins, Aaron B. Koontz, Jed Shepherd, Rachele Wiggins

    Thunder in Your Heart is the best!

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  21. Cabin Fever (2002 dvd)

    Skin crawling fun debut outing from Eli.

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  22. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)

    More like "Jason Takes Circle Line Cruise."

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  23. The Exorcist (1973)

    A ritalin a day keeps Satan away

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  24. The pope's Exorcist (2023)

    No new developments in the exorcist trade.

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  25. Totally Killer (2023)

    She already had Robocop on home release???

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  26. "Cherry Falls" (1999)

    "I wouldn't worry about it Victor." Savage!

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  27. Saw (2004)
    Pay attention waking up in strange bathrubs

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  28. SPIRAL: FROM THE BOOK OF SAW (2020)

    That’s just another day on the subway.

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  29. Halloween (1978)
    Presently pleased by Pleasance's genuinely pleasant presence

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  30. THE MEG 2: THE TRENCH (2023)

    Deep sea diving? No, deep greenscreen diving.

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  31. In the Mouth of Madness (1994)

    Precisely why I never read book endings.

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  32. WAXWORK 2: LOST IN TIME (1992, Dir. Anthony Hickox)

    Could've used some Murray Futterman in this...

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  33. The Monster Squad (1987 dir. Fred Dekker)

    Dracula mid animorph would've scarred kid me.

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  34. Rubber (2010)

    One tired joke that left me deflated

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  35. The Exorcist: Believer (2023. Dir. David Gordon Green).

    Unconvinced the filmmakers watched the original movie.

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  36. Fall of the House of Usher (2023)
    Poe: just the goddamn cleverest ever… More!

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  37. Silent Hill (2006)

    It’s a classic skin rippin good time!

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  38. The World’s End (2013) dir. Edgar Wright

    I vote for smashy smashy egg man.

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  39. We've passed the thousand review mark.

    Review count for day 17: 38
    Review total after day 17: 1020

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  40. Slotherhouse (2022)

    Oddly, film moves at a fast pace

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